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ANAL CUNT Singer SETH PUTNAM: 'I Almost Died'
- Dec. 8, 2004
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ANAL CUNT frontman Seth Putnam has posted the following message on his web site:
"For anyone who hasn’t heard, I had a seizure, which caused me to go into a coma for like two months. I am currently at a rehabilitation hospital trying to get better. I guess my coma was really bad — I almost died, and when I survived the doctors wanted to pull the plug on me because they thought I was going to be a vegetable for the rest of my life. I also had really bad pneumonia and I had to be put on dialysis for kidney failure. I overcame all that shit, though, and I am totally fine again mentally. The only problem is I can't walk or use my hands properly, but i am working on all that and coming along well. So, i am here at the hospital watching gay TV shows all day, eating horrible hospital food, trying to scratch myself in places I can't reach, and taking as many pain killers as possible. Hopefully I will be out of here in a couple of months.
"The ANAL CUNT / DAMIEN STORM shows didn't happen because I was comatose. Hopefully, we will make them up at a future date. FULL BLOWN AIDS didn't record either. We'll get around to it eventually. A.C. and YOU'RE FIRED will both be working on new albums soon.
"'Top 40 Hits' is now available for download. When I get home, I will try to get some demo stuff up on the site. I haven’t been able to answer any emails, but I will try and get back to people eventually. That’s it for now. I'll do another update when something interesting happens."
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COMMENT | NEXT PLEASE..............
posted by :
12/8/2004 1:40:32 PM
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WHAT A NAME!!!
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COMMENT |
posted by : Pod
12/8/2004 1:41:15 PM
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what a great tragedy that would be
we nearly lost one of the greatest figures in music
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COMMENT | woo hoo
posted by : heavyjay
12/8/2004 1:42:50 PM
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Welcome back Seth.
Oh by the way, coming out of a coma is gay!
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COMMENT | huh huh huh
posted by : heavyjay
12/8/2004 1:43:55 PM
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he said 'coming out' huh huh ...
... and 'gay' huh huh huh...
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COMMENT | Oh yeah...
posted by : the Dude (~\m/~)
12/8/2004 1:49:19 PM
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Get well soon!
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COMMENT | "I am totally fine again mentally"
posted by : SoulReaper
12/8/2004 1:49:42 PM
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Um, does that mean he's no longer feeling irrationally threatened by anything that isn't white, male and heterosexual? Whatever will his fan(s?) do?
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COMMENT | Harvey Korman
posted by :
12/8/2004 1:53:09 PM
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is Gay! Bleaarrgghhhhh!
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COMMENT | And the most disappointing thing is...
posted by :
12/8/2004 1:54:55 PM
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...that he probably didn't learn anything and will still be an uncompassionate, billigerent, moron. Either way, as long as he makes song titles that make me laugh then I don't really care.
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COMMENT | Welcome back to the land of the living.
posted by :
12/8/2004 2:06:42 PM
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Now write a song called "Being a Vegetable is Gay"
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COMMENT | You're in a coma
posted by :
12/8/2004 2:23:53 PM
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Karma's a bitch, Seth. I hope Living Colour and Eric Clapton get a nice chuckle out of this. It's so wonderful when bad things happen to bad people.
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COMMENT |
posted by :
12/8/2004 2:58:59 PM
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SETH IS GOD
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COMMENT | I am totally fine again mentally
posted by : BlackDaimon
12/8/2004 3:29:16 PM
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this mean your gonna join a proper band now?
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COMMENT | ...
posted by :
12/8/2004 3:42:38 PM
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heh, the irony.
I gave your kid aids so you could watch it die.
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COMMENT |
posted by : mevyhetal
12/8/2004 3:59:27 PM
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i bet drugs caused the seizure... i heard he's a heavy drug addict.
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COMMENT | Hail Seth for Cheating Death?????
posted by :
12/8/2004 4:09:47 PM
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Seth didn't cheat shit. He just got lucky. Wasn't his time. I did hear what happened to bring him out of the coma though. It was that guy rubbing Tommy Lee's ass. When Tommy kicked him outta his bedroom the guy somehow found Seth and started tickling his bum. This woke Seth from his coma. You're right DeadGuy, Karma's a real bitch. I heard Seth's Head Nurse is a hermaphrodite and his Cardiologist is a gay afro-asian member of Greenpeace.
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COMMENT | yeah!
posted by :
12/8/2004 4:25:45 PM
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painkillers rule!
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COMMENT | Seth Putnam....
posted by :
12/8/2004 5:51:16 PM
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....should have died, the world would be a more intelligent place because of it.
Down with Anal Crap!
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COMMENT | seems about fair.
posted by : EyeForAnEye
12/8/2004 6:03:59 PM
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On the one hand, seth is a bad, bad person. On the other, he is also very funny. This was perfect. He didn't deserve to die, just to get a little taste of unpleasantness.
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COMMENT | Molotov
posted by :
12/8/2004 6:06:16 PM
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Wanna start a band??? We could call it 'Why Meshuggah Is Great and Motley Crue Sucks'. Let me know. I'm sure we would sound better than A.C.. I gotta agree, A.C. makes me laugh my ass off. They are so horrible I almost like 'em. Get back to me.
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COMMENT | After reading a few older interviews with him
posted by :
12/8/2004 6:28:23 PM
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I still don't know what to think of the dude. He reminds me of Billy Milano, with even less morals than he already has. Entertaining, and basically harmless overall. I wonder if anyone has told Seth that the Mentors are back together.
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COMMENT | ..
posted by : Winter Madness
12/8/2004 6:28:30 PM
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Get well soon Seth and get working on that new album.
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COMMENT | He wrote a song about himself 7 years before it happend to him!
posted by : EVOL
12/8/2004 7:17:11 PM
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DOH!!
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COMMENT |
posted by :
12/8/2004 8:10:28 PM
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Yeah Seth! keep on truckin' bro
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COMMENT | Unappreciative Loser
posted by :
12/8/2004 9:49:41 PM
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I can't believe this worthless fuck suvived only to bitch about .......surviving. Can't keep my eyes from the circling skies
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COMMENT |
posted by :
12/8/2004 10:23:47 PM
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i'm sure any band with us could sound better, dude. of course i'd have to do vocals and shit, i haven't played guitar or bass in years. i bet i could do some fairly average burping and belching and cookie monster growling shit. that'd be some funny shit.
MESHUGGAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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COMMENT | Hail Seth
posted by :
12/9/2004 5:29:41 AM
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This guy is one of the greatest musicians of our time, who else could write a 4-sec song about Tom Arnold?
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COMMENT |
posted by :
12/9/2004 7:31:58 AM
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good to have you back!
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COMMENT | you're in a coma
posted by :
12/15/2004 4:16:57 AM
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I was at the hospital laughing at cripples/Then I heard Seth Putnam was in a coma/Suddenly, that was funnier than the cripples/So I tracked Seth down and made fun of him
Seriously, I hope Seth gets well, he makes me laugh hard (I grew up with him.) Learning to walk and use your hands again is a hell of a difficult adjustment to have to make, especially at a young age. Seth can be a nice guy, but as it's easy to figure out, he's got some issues. Alcohol is the demon that has always made Seth lose control, do crazy things. Perhaps this episode will force him to sober up, and put his talents to more positive uses. (He does have talent, believe it or not. He and his bands make gutteral racket purely by choice.)
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COMMENT | i wish he had died
posted by : muddles
6/26/2005 5:48:16 PM
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i wish he had died, would of been funny i would of done some of his lyrics to his corpse, like pour beer on him and watch his mother cry, i wish he had died, i wish he had died, i wish he had died, i wish he had died, i wish he had died, i wish he had died, i wish he had died, i wish he had died, i wish he had died, i wish he had died, i wish he had died, i wish he had died, i wish he had died,
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COMMENT | I like it when you almost die
posted by : fark_use
10/18/2005 10:49:53 PM
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Ha Ha who is the retard now?
Love the fact your so Hardcore that someone has to wipe yer shitty ass for yah!
I reckon Chris Barnes could kick yer ass now you dribbling vegetable.
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