If you are anywhere near The Troubadour on the Santa Monica Blvd (street which houses many a porn company, starlet, and the line to that infamous Sheryl Crow tune) in Los Angeles, CA, SEE THIS SHOW TONIGHT.
<b>Anyone</b> will be performing what is slate
<i>There once was a man from Holland...
His ____ ___ __ ____ __ ______ ____ __....</i>
Whatever...we were trying to do one of them 'Nantucket' limericks for you, generalizing what you are about to read. But, it is Monday, so you'll have to excuse the