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Report: DAVID LEE ROTH Impersonator Has Troubled History
- July 16, 2008
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Ontario, Canada's Simcoe Reformer reports: The Cambridge man who was posing as David Lee Roth in Brantford and area last month has a history of mesmerizing people to do his will. The Roth impersonator was portrayed during a 1989 murder trial as a Svengali who successfully urged one girlfriend to kill another. Brant OPP stopped the man, who was having an allergic reaction to nuts in a doughnut he had eaten, for speeding on May 23. He identified himself to police as David Lee Roth and was quickly whisked off by ambulance to Brantford General Hospital. Later that evening, the man partied at the Liquid Lounge, posing for pictures and identifying himself as Roth. But the real Roth was making a very public appearance that night at Madison Square Garden in New York City on the VAN HALEN tour. Read the entire article from Simcoe Reformer. Photo courtesy of The Hamilton Spectator: 
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COMMENT | Who gives a shit?
posted by : PowerBrake
7/16/2008 2:41:37 PM
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Are you serious? Come on people, enough of this shit
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posted by : PikeChopsaw
7/16/2008 2:58:09 PM
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I find this whole story very amusing personally.....
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COMMENT | HAHAHA
posted by :
7/16/2008 3:02:29 PM
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Report: DAVID LEE ROTH Impersonator Has Troubled History......No shit, really? I was gonna say the guy is seriously one upstanding citizen. But no, alas, he isn't
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COMMENT |
posted by : Viking Christ
7/16/2008 3:08:20 PM
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That's the guy? He looks like he'd be David Lee Roth's alcoholic cousin who lives in his parents' basement or something.
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posted by : tempsoundsolutions
7/16/2008 3:11:02 PM
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this guy looks nothing like dlr.
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posted by : Acacia70
7/16/2008 3:17:10 PM
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i thought the singer for the bullet boys was a dlr impersonator.
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posted by : Magical_Rainbows_From_Hell_666=Most_Banned_Name_Eva!
7/16/2008 3:23:18 PM
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"mesmerizing people to do his will."
He must be a JEDI!!!
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COMMENT | nothing
posted by :
7/16/2008 3:26:21 PM
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he doesn't look like the diamond one at all....
also, WHO CARES
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posted by : Lord of Noise
7/16/2008 4:06:34 PM
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Per all the 'Who Cares' comments, I care!!!
It's not important, but, damn, it's funny.
I am disapointed the infamous Blabbermouth bitches/lowlife/whatever have uterly failed so far to say anything funny here, though. One of the few times it would be warranted... It hasn't come.
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COMMENT | Hmmm...
posted by :
7/16/2008 4:08:54 PM
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I'm a schizophrenic and so am I.
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COMMENT | Ha ha!
posted by : fullshred
7/16/2008 4:19:54 PM
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Look at that face! It looks like he just ate a bug.
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posted by : aquanet&spandex
7/16/2008 4:21:56 PM
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HAHA...I used to have really long blonde hair and one night back in like 1989 my buddy and I convinced some bar chicks that we were in Danger Danger.
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COMMENT | I disagree...
posted by :
7/16/2008 4:27:29 PM
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He looks like a passable, if not really jacked-up, DLR. Plus, if he is trolling the bars looking for free booze, it isn't like the folks in there are stone sober. I had a guy buy me a beer cuz I "sorta looked like Bruce Willis." Ha - just cuz I'm bald, I guess (and I'm only 5'8"). Beer is good!!!
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COMMENT | but really..
posted by :
7/16/2008 4:40:30 PM
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why is he being pursued? His "claim" is just taht, he hasnt broken any law. Most people in contact with him have said he had plenty of money and never was given any kind of special treatment. When he was stopped for speeding, he was going threw shock due to nuts..the police assisted and thats the end of that.
So, why would they care? Just because they are butt hurt that he wasnt and felt foolish? whatever
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COMMENT | sounds like he's getting some
posted by : And Then There Were None
7/16/2008 4:54:27 PM
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Milfy poon tang.
in which case, he was a history more fortunate than some.
i find it amusing as well and bet this guy has nabbed more tail using the DLR impersonation than 65% of the guys hear ever had. i'm serious.
cheers.
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COMMENT | This guy could very well...
posted by : Night_Prowler
7/16/2008 4:57:46 PM
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get his own reality TV show on Mtv!
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COMMENT | Troubled History
posted by :
7/16/2008 5:07:22 PM
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You mean...besides being allergic to NUTZ??? Really?
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COMMENT |
posted by :
7/16/2008 5:12:14 PM
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Lord of Noise: "I am disapointed the infamous Blabbermouth bitches/lowlife/whatever have uterly failed so far to say anything funny here, though."
I thought this post so far was the closest to making me laugh outright anyway courtesy of aquanet&spandex:
"one night back in like 1989 my buddy and I convinced some bar chicks that we were in Danger Danger."
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COMMENT | Space Lord
posted by : Lord of Noise
7/16/2008 5:15:30 PM
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Yah, it seems we got something entertaining. But, one amusing post? C'mon guys...
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COMMENT | hey
posted by : Kissfan77
7/16/2008 5:15:43 PM
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can you say...IDIOT...
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posted by :
7/16/2008 5:33:08 PM
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Im just gonna comment because the police force in ontario is called the OPP
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COMMENT | JUMP!
posted by : EnemyBlood
7/16/2008 5:41:53 PM
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I agree with Night_Prowler -- give this guy his own show on Mtv!
I will not waste one moment of my life watching it, but give him a show anyway.
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COMMENT | HOLY FUCK LOL
posted by :
7/16/2008 5:53:43 PM
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hamilton is right outside of Kitchener ontario. I actually had a run in with this guy. I was at an open bar jam and this guy comes in saying he's David Lee Roth. I personally didnt beleive him but some of my other guitar buddies did and some of the waitresses did to. He was doing blow of of the back of his hand and going wild on stage. He was pretty good at singing, and a few of us went up with him. it was jokes. We are all like 17 or around there, and he was like, "Wanna come to my Car?" we were like fuck that shit. He invited us to his house and shit, but by that time we knew he wasnt the real deal. WHY THE FUCK WOULD DAVID LEE FUCKING ROTH BE IN DOWNTOWN KITCHENER AT A SHITTY BAR!?!?!, i had to say to my friends a few times.
The guy was fucking hilarious though. He went up to a waitress and was like. "Can i tell you a poem i wrote for yu? Roses are red, Violets are blue....you wanna Fuck!?!" She said yes lol
Any ways, that guy is fucked in the g=head, but really really funny.....he definately needs help though
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COMMENT | Low blow, Acacia70!
posted by : subsonik
7/16/2008 6:12:05 PM
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But funny! I like Marq Torien!
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posted by : PikeChopsaw
7/16/2008 6:51:45 PM
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"i thought the singer for the bullet boys was a dlr impersonator."
Ha Ha Ha....Me too!
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COMMENT | YEAAYYYEEAAHHH!!
posted by : youcunt
7/16/2008 7:42:41 PM
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I DO COCAAAAAAIIIIIIIIIIINNNNNEEEEEE!!!!!!!!
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COMMENT | why is blabbermouth giving this jerkoff free publicity?
posted by :
7/16/2008 8:25:52 PM
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The cops did a very bad thing in saving this guy. He manipulated on girlfriend to kill another!
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COMMENT | fun but sad...
posted by : billyboy66
7/16/2008 9:00:28 PM
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looks more like a French Canadian Kim Mitchell impersonator...he paid for his own drinks so what...anybody that doesnt like this guy now knows his weakness : cocaine with nuts.
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posted by : RiotAct666
7/16/2008 10:03:45 PM
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He doesn't look nothing like Diamond Dave.
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COMMENT | yea riotact he does look like him
posted by : puthimdownyafrig
7/16/2008 10:37:45 PM
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when he was all jacked up a few years ago buying weed in washington square park. g-g-g yeah!! I do cocaine!
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COMMENT | in a doughnut he had eaten
posted by :
7/16/2008 11:18:40 PM
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I find it funny how this took place in Ontario yet they spell donut the american way...just something I had to get off my chest
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COMMENT | LOL!
posted by : Rock Lobster
7/17/2008 9:55:00 AM
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One of the best Blabbermouth stories EVER!!!
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COMMENT |
posted by : wastingbeerz
7/17/2008 8:18:44 PM
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I'm shocked I haven't seen a million photoshops of this guy drinking 40's or some bumwine like Wild Irish Rose or MD2020 or some Night Train Express or some Thunderbird. Seriously, though, I think its fucking hilarious that some bum can pass himself off as DLR and people actually buy it. That's some FUNNY shit right there.
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COMMENT | C O V E R - U P !
posted by : joshtorock
7/23/2008 10:23:42 AM
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All this guy is, is a cover-up so the media will stay away from Dave and the fact Van Halen has not released any new material with Roth ???????
Now what's up with that ??????
If the tour was a success then why not have new material and ride the wave of success ??????
Or maybe there is trouble in paradise ??????
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