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KISS: 'Hotter Than Hell' Ketchup Coming Soon
- Aug. 31, 2008
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The Kiss Coffeehouse in Myrtle Beach, South Carolina will be selling the KISS Hotter Than Hell ketchup (see photo below) at the Kiss Coffeehouse's second-anniversary party, which will be held on Saturday, September 6. Bottles of KISS ketchup will be on sale for $7.95. As previously reported, KISS guitarist Tommy Thayer will make a special guest appearance at the party. This will be an all-day-and-night rock and roll gathering, with contests and live music. All events will be free of charge. The Kiss Coffeehouse opened to huge crowds in the summer of 2006 and features signature KISS coffees, including Kiss Army Blend and French Kiss Vanilla, the Kiss Frozen Rockuccino, cookies, brownies and other sinful sweets. 
An inside tour of the Kiss Coffeehouse in Myrtle Beach, South Carolina (courtesy of "shaunh20"):
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COMMENT | I WANT SOME................
posted by :
8/31/2008 11:45:42 PM
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YEAH..........I WANT SOME...............
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COMMENT | damn
posted by : BrighterDeathNow
8/31/2008 11:47:03 PM
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these guys never stop trying to grab every peeny they can from the fans.
Put out something new.
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COMMENT | hahahaha
posted by : BrighterDeathNow
8/31/2008 11:47:22 PM
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penny
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COMMENT | HOT HOT HOTTER THAN HELL.......
posted by :
8/31/2008 11:48:09 PM
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GONG..................1974 ALL OVER AGAIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!! HOT HOT HOTTER THAN HELL.....................TILL ANOTHER BAND CAN PROVE HOTTER............IT'S HOT HOT, HOTTER THAN HELL.........
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COMMENT | Hey..
posted by :
8/31/2008 11:50:41 PM
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True, but they are rich, why? Because of stuff like this. Not dumb.
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COMMENT | IT SHOULD HAVE BEEN MUSTARD
posted by : Brother Maynard
9/1/2008 12:12:13 AM
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Hot ketchup borders on salsa or hot sauce and therefore is no longer ketchup or catsup. Hotter Than Hell Hot Sauce really makes more sense. Getting back to mustard, which can be pretty hot without having the lines of sauces blurred. Some imported mustard can be pretty tasty and have a kick to it. The marketing team behind some of these KI$$ products should really do a bit more research and thought for that matter dependng on the product.
Just when will there be KI$$ toilet paper? Inquiring sphincters want to know.
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COMMENT | $immon$=Merch addict
posted by :
9/1/2008 12:21:17 AM
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Paul needs to step in and pull the plug on Gene's riduiculous merchandising addiction
He's ruined the brand!!!
Oh yeh and I agree it should have been fuckin' hot sauce
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COMMENT | That chick
posted by :
9/1/2008 12:22:18 AM
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can't say much about Gene's weiner though
har har
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COMMENT |
posted by : metaldams
9/1/2008 12:33:20 AM
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Great Expectations Home Pregnancy Test
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COMMENT | ...
posted by :
9/1/2008 12:40:56 AM
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Oh Jesus H. Christ.
I'm starting to feel about this band the way I used to feel about Jesse Helms.
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COMMENT | Kiss presents
posted by : jeffk
9/1/2008 12:44:57 AM
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"Ladies Room" Tampons
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COMMENT | how bout
posted by : IkidIkid
9/1/2008 12:45:16 AM
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Hooligan Habanero Sauce
Lick it up liquor
Creatues Of The Night Cookies
Domino Dingle Berry's
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COMMENT |
posted by : MarkTexas
9/1/2008 12:52:06 AM
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lowest of the low!
when will the Ki$$ toilet come out?
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COMMENT |
posted by :
9/1/2008 12:54:29 AM
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This band is a complet disgrace to rock music. like i posted before there music is awesome. But out side of the music they are complet dousches. The kiss army sucks.
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COMMENT | ferfucksake...
posted by :
9/1/2008 12:55:55 AM
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It's to the point where kiss isn't even really a band anymore. Whenever they tour it's just "Nostalgia Night At The Local Sports Arena".
When was the last time kiss wrote a fuckin' song!!??!!
www.radioactivemetal.net
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COMMENT |
posted by :
9/1/2008 2:46:25 AM
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What is next? .... Love Gun cucumber?. :SSS
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COMMENT | Bottles of KISS ketchup will be on sale for $7.95.
posted by :
9/1/2008 2:58:03 AM
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lol it better burn my muthafuckin lips off for 7.95.
I want one!
Hey Gene where's the 'Strutter' Shoe dept already?
And that Cold Gin!!
Ahhhh. I could go on...;)
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COMMENT | WOW, Gene you are truly a marketing genius...
posted by : PlagueBringer
9/1/2008 4:28:44 AM
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NOT!!!!
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COMMENT | ..
posted by :
9/1/2008 5:32:20 AM
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This is great! It's actually something I would consider buying. I think it's fun.
Although I think KISS has been overdoing the whole merchandise thing for a long time, I can't understand why so many people get upset about it. You don't have to buy it. Still, I think many of the things are kinda funny.
By the way, there must be a lot more Beatles and Elvis merch and I don't hear people complain about that.
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COMMENT |
posted by :
9/1/2008 5:37:35 AM
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"Parasite" crab lotion
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COMMENT |
posted by :
9/1/2008 5:38:01 AM
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"Cold Gin" er Gin
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COMMENT | Next Product by Gene
posted by : Fani Dilth
9/1/2008 7:12:23 AM
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The Gene Simmons Tounge Maxi Pad...
While Gene spews it, the pad soaks it...
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COMMENT | You guys are.....
posted by :
9/1/2008 8:30:35 AM
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HILARIOUS!! I LOLed my ass off at everyone's posts ( my fave was the horseradish!! ) I always have and always will love this band ( I'm long past the point where I'd be offended if someone shoots down the band.....I'd be upset all the TIME!! LOL!! ) I gotta say though they're really ASKIN' for it when they put out something as ridiculous as ketchup!?!
It'd really help their cause if they DID put out some new tunes ( Psycho Circus wasn't a very good swan song )....I think the problem is ( and I think this is Gene more than anyone ) they aren't sure if they can do a good album!!.....anywhoo, great posts gang!
cheers
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COMMENT | mmmmmm
posted by :
9/1/2008 9:26:42 AM
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I really like Tobasco brand Hot Ketchup but, I may just have to switch.. :)
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COMMENT |
posted by :
9/1/2008 9:37:21 AM
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"By the way, there must be a lot more Beatles and Elvis merch and I don't hear people complain about that."
You might find a velvet Elvis wall hanging at a roadside flea market.
The Beatles did toys back in the day. They did a reissue of some lunchboxes probably 8 years ago.
Kiss should consider going into the salad dressing niche, because they damn sure toss a lot of salads now.
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COMMENT | How about..........
posted by :
9/1/2008 9:57:06 AM
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"Rock Bottom" Hemorrhoid Cream.
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COMMENT | I want some ...
posted by :
9/1/2008 10:26:46 AM
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"Lick It Up" Popsicles
vametal -- your comment is hilarious!!!!
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COMMENT |
posted by : RiotAct666
9/1/2008 10:57:32 AM
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Sounds cool to me.
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COMMENT | kiss
posted by :
9/1/2008 11:57:19 AM
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all hail kiss!
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COMMENT |
posted by : pigchop
9/1/2008 12:01:48 PM
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And with that 'hot' product, don't forget to buy the following KISS 'product'.
http://img258.imageshack.us/img258/1197/kisslubetl4.jpg
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COMMENT | I'll say it again...
posted by :
9/1/2008 12:14:10 PM
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This'll look great on my counter; right in between my KISS home abortion kit, and my KISS John Deere 12-volt pull-start anal intruder.
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COMMENT | A KISS toilet
posted by : Freeburt
9/1/2008 12:35:18 PM
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The Deuce Dixie
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COMMENT | gene's only a few years away from wearing
posted by :
9/1/2008 12:36:43 PM
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The Elder adult diapers
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COMMENT | well if it upsets some of you so much...
posted by :
9/1/2008 1:15:26 PM
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don't buy it! You don't have to! It's optional!
Me? I want some.
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COMMENT | Yeah..........
posted by :
9/1/2008 1:15:40 PM
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It's funny how the people who claim kiss aren't real musicians and aren't a real band get their panties all in a bunch when they put out shit like this. Why don't you go after the "real" musicians like metallica, aerosmith, rolling stones, ozzy, (i could go on) who are selling their songs for ads, have their own "action" figures and now even trading cards? And lets not forget joe perry hot sauce. KISS just did it first. The double standard of some people on here is astounding sometimes.
Good post by popeyedrums by the way.
And according to genes website, they will be doing a tour in N.america, so we shall see. And even if it doesn't sell well.......SO FUCKIN' WHAT? The original band is still the greatest band to hit the stage (in my opinion) and after thirty five years is still out there kickin' ass!
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COMMENT | i
posted by :
9/1/2008 1:58:51 PM
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want some hotter than hell ketchup. and i liked the mr speed energy drink idea, thatd be great.
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COMMENT |
posted by :
9/1/2008 2:16:45 PM
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most overrated band in history
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COMMENT |
posted by :
9/1/2008 3:30:11 PM
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It's just that KISS knows it and others with ears know it too: Those other bands with "Products" or gimmicks are more talented than KISS and they don't exploit everything that is a noun, or a thing, and try to make it under a KISS copyright. There is such thing as overkill and Gr$$D knows how to over do it! Exploit the world and put KISS' name on it but that doesn't mean the actula people who make the products themselves are creating something worthwhile!
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COMMENT | awesome
posted by : 45 ct
9/1/2008 4:03:33 PM
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I want some hotter then ketchup. And some new music would be nice too.
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COMMENT | well well well............
posted by :
9/1/2008 4:35:34 PM
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Where do i start? ( more so WHY do i even try? )
....Kiss is tricking everyone into thinking it's still original kiss?
Anyone who even remotely cares should know who the members of a band are. If they don't that's their fault, not kiss'
They say: tommy thayer.....lead guitar at all shows and in all ads as far as i know.
the Original guitarist (and only i.m.o. obviously) ACE has just done a major tour on his own....in the states and overseas.
Don't see how the "trickery fits in here.
Real KISS fans dont want them to end up like elvis?
Why not? An icon of his era, more popular now then he was then? Because he was good enough for generations of people later, even after his death, to discover his music and enjoy it?
Whats the downside?
Concerts were always kiss's main income.....
Not true. Maybe merchandise, not the concerts itself. They have always said they put the money right back into the shows.....sure they made money, like they should have....but their main income....i doubt it.
And what i meant by double standard was just a simple observation of some on here to bash kiss for the same things bands they are into do.
I get your point though......i think. Have a great day.
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COMMENT | hahaha
posted by : zeets
9/1/2008 5:59:24 PM
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kiss ketchup? get the fuck outta here. that is the most retarded thing i've ever read.
good to see "tommy - boy" thayer is still doing gene's hump work.
i can see the conversation now:
gene: hey paul i just got another great idea for fleecing the kiss army
paul: ( only half listening as he dabs his pallet ) uh-huh...sure gene. do you think this is too much fuscia?
gene: geez these suckers will buy anything. i think we may have gone too far this time.
paul: what's that? oh, yeah sure gene whatever you say. pass me that brush there will ya.
gene: i'm not sure i should attend the promo for this thing. we've ripped the army off so much, who knows maybe this time we've gone too far.....i better send tommy. we can always replace him.
paul: mmph yeah sure whatever, have you seen my destroyer era wig? i can't find it
gene: here tommy, tommy, tommy....
tommy: (on all fours) yes master.....
gene: have i gota job for you..........
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COMMENT | PeteCaste
posted by : Fani Dilth
9/1/2008 6:22:44 PM
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Rules the Day...
Better watch out, Gene might sue you for your name being similar to the Catman...
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COMMENT | wow zeets
posted by :
9/1/2008 9:56:01 PM
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Sounds like you're smokin' some good shit there. I see movie scripts in your future.
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COMMENT | Awesome!
posted by :
9/1/2008 10:22:57 PM
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"The Elder Diapers"
and
"Put the X Ex-Lax"
BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA!!!! Classic!
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COMMENT | Better Late Than Never
posted by :
9/2/2008 12:40:13 AM
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WAR MACHINE" Worcester sauce
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COMMENT |
posted by :
9/2/2008 7:37:11 AM
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Yeah, someone said that there are millions and millions of people that buy these products. How do you know that? Did you look at the statistics? I, for one, know that most people I talk to and read comments from here think it's totaly stupid. Where IS the new music? The band is around but no new music for a while now.
Anyway, it doesn't take a genius to attach one of your song names (as everyone here above on this thread did) to any old product such as ketchup and toilet paper.
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COMMENT | I would never buy anything he sells
posted by : JJJB
9/2/2008 10:13:49 AM
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but I just like Gene, the show is funny and he's a "likeable" asshole. The classics he's written speak for themselves. Why tarnish it all with another "Psycho Circus" ? If you 13 like I was when "Alive 1" came out all of those memories are priceless.
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