TED NUGENT Offers His Services As Personal Security For PAUL MCCARTNEY
- Sep. 22, 2008
Rock and roll gun-slinger Ted Nugent is offering to provide personal security for rock and roll animal rights activist Sir Paul McCartney.
McCartney has been threatened by Muslim extremists if he plays a concert in Israel to celebrate Israel's 60th birthday.
"Regardless that Paul and I have our obvious social, cultural, and culinary differences outside of music, I will not bend or waiver to voodoo religious whackjobs and neither should Paul," exclaimed Nugent.
Nugent, an NRA Board of Director member, has trained extensively with military specialists and various law enforcement agencies for over 30 years. "It would be my pleasure to keep this legendary musical hero safe from terrorists and madmen, and then buy him a nice dinner of tofu," said Nugent.
"I'm Dirty Harry with a ponytail, and I'm at Paul's service," quipped Nugent.
Nugent's new book "Ted, White and Blue: The Nugent Manifesto" is available October 6 via Regnery Publishing.
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COMMENT | posted by : slavedriver1967 9/22/2008 3:26:04 PM
That's the kind of thing that could get Sir Paul shot.
COMMENT | I dig Ted... posted by : Insightariot 9/22/2008 3:26:19 PM
....but this is going to be good. Give 'em hell motor city madman. Bot does that name fit.
The US should simply clone 1.000.000 Ted Nugents and the country would be safe from all kinds of "voodoo terrorists". Haha. This guy wrote some of the greatest rock n' roll songs ever, but he seems to lose his mind more and more...
COMMENT | fugazi2112 posted by : Blindgreed1 9/22/2008 4:05:10 PM
That's BOBBY Bad Ass to you. Since he has trained extensively with military specialists and various law enforcement agencies for over 30 years, I would have to disagree with your statement.
COMMENT | Ummm... posted by : reallyoldman 9/22/2008 4:06:35 PM
"I will not bend or waiver to voodoo religious whackjobs and neither should Paul," exclaimed Nugent
Dude: Sarah Palin is a voodoo religious whackjob.
COMMENT | Take a mental note posted by : 6505plus 9/22/2008 4:08:22 PM
In a few years, after the international bankers have successfully created their One World Government, you sheep will look back at men like Ted Nugent and wish that you had listened to him. All I can say is that Adam Wieshaupt's master plan is on its greatest roll. Oh, Nimrod, you would be so pleased if you were still on this earth and not burning in the pits of hell to see how things have turned out.
COMMENT | posted by : spacelord81 9/22/2008 4:10:58 PM
"It would be my pleasure to keep this legendary musical hero safe from terrorists and madmen, and then buy him a nice dinner of tofu,"
LOL
COMMENT | LOL!! posted by : -gODGRINDER- 9/22/2008 4:11:57 PM
Is anyone else seeing images in their minds of that movie "The Bodyguard," only the Nuge is Whitney Houston and Paul McCartney is Kevin Costner?
COMMENT | god in heaven posted by : Brain Dead 9/22/2008 4:14:59 PM
what is he trying to be like chuck norris now? a mediocre career in his chosen art and a ludicrously embarrassing 'cult' surrounding his name?
COMMENT | posted by : Your Mom's Best Friend 9/22/2008 4:17:05 PM
Ped Nugent demands money to sign autographs:
http://youtube.com/watch?v=XOq84IYRHr8
Fucking pathetic is the word :-D
COMMENT | lol posted by : Gondor 9/22/2008 4:17:40 PM
Ted Nugent is a draft dodging pussy. Mega-Rock Star? lol
This guy is boob
COMMENT | New Ted Nugent Cologne Tested On ‘Every Goddamn Animal We Could Find’ posted by : ozzyslovechild 9/22/2008 4:26:50 PM
New Ted Nugent Cologne Tested On ‘Every Goddamn Animal We Could Find’
ALPENA, MI—Ted Nugent held a press conference Monday to unveil his new signature fragrance "Heartland," which the veteran rocker touted as the most extensively tested cologne in history. "We tested that sumbitch on ferrets, weasels, deer, elk, squirrels, bison, trout, crickets, gibbons, iguanas, donkeys, capybaras, koalas, hyenas, penguins, woodpeckers—every goddamn animal we could find," Nugent said. "And, just to be extra-certain it was safe for consumer use, we injected it into a kitten's bloodstream, sprayed it on otters with open wounds that we inflicted, and forced cows to drink it through their nose. We also squirted it in a duck's eyes. Then we ran out of cologne and just started punching the duck." The cologne, now available in stores, features an ivory bottle stopper and comes in a genuine tiger-skin pouch.
"...and then buy him a nice dinner of tofu." Haha, that's awesome!
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COMMENT | TAD FOR HIRE!!! posted by : muck 9/22/2008 4:47:38 PM
Tad is only offering his services becasue Paul likes Bodyguards that have skills, like Bow Hunting skills....etc. GOSH!!
Bet you he could throw a football over those mountains!
COMMENT | Well, if he got the job, which he won't, posted by : resunikufesin 9/22/2008 5:31:52 PM
the Lennon case will repeat. Unless the "voodoo whackjobs" are clever enough to shoot the right one. And that would be the first and last time I would applaud them. Does this moron think he would a get a slice of the Heather Mills cake, or what?
COMMENT | posted by : DeadSkin Mask 9/22/2008 6:11:23 PM
Something tells me Sir Paul wants nothing to do with this Redneck.
Only open your mouth when you are on stage singing a song.
Its people like Ted that Voted Bush in twice... Republicans arent even real people. They are robots. Everyone knows that.
COMMENT | well... posted by : BleakOutlook 9/22/2008 8:05:29 PM
I would run too, if it came to defending most of you.
America is a piece of shit. You are the fart gas surrounding it.
COMMENT | and... posted by : BleakOutlook 9/22/2008 8:11:14 PM
that was no slam against real people of America, just the majority on this site that I love to post on here to twist their little school girl panties...because majority of "males" in America today hug clouds and rainbows, and are afraid of anything resembling being what a man should be.
Even a real man that disagrees with me would still be a man, but 99% of you cater to the whims and political correctness of being fem and oh so brainwashed...
Actually, i take that back...not brainwashed, republicans are brainwashed, you are open-minded.
So much "open minded" that your brains fell out.
I am neither...I think for me.
Goodbye America.
COMMENT | Fagajizz2112... posted by : BleakOutlook 9/22/2008 8:33:38 PM
you wouldn't understand...
COMMENT | I will try... posted by : BleakOutlook 9/22/2008 8:35:10 PM
it sort of means making fun of you.
COMMENT | BleakOutlook posted by : Dave Levine 9/22/2008 8:35:15 PM
Do you really, really know what you are trying to say or are you just trying to win an argument and appear witty? Anyone who avoids the draft when the time came many years ago ISN'T a coward to you?? However, a guy who hunts little animals to kill IS a man?? What really makes this guy a man?? What do you really know about politics?? You seem like someone who is just trying to look cool here? Why?
I don't agree with everything Fugazi2112 says but I do here. WTF makes Ted Nugent a man? What is your definition of a "Man"? Since you put so much thought into this, I figured I would just ask. Shooting an animal from afar does not make you a man. Going to war as a youth when the time comes, like Ted's time in Vietnam makes you a courageous hero. He ran from it apparently and now kills animals. Harmless animals at that. Is that what a man is to you?? Is a man a guy who can beat others up?? If that's the case, why don't we all just learn self defense to fuck other people up like "Real men"?
What are you getting at?
COMMENT | Dave Levine... posted by : BleakOutlook 9/22/2008 9:00:59 PM
honestly???
I post on here solely to piss people off, and that is my point.
Honestly, i never really cared about politics one way or another, and i have my own beliefs about it, and so what? I don't really care about what other people think. I just don't.
People kind of suck. And as far as animals go, I actually love the little critters more than I ever do humans...
but damn they are tasty!
I would glady eat a human if it was legal. So maybe I should become an animal rights activists!!!! Eat humans, save cows!!!!
Cows are actually cuter than humans!!!
I would have no problem consuming you, Dave, had you been served up nicely on my grill.
No kidding.
COMMENT | ...and.... posted by : BleakOutlook 9/22/2008 9:02:46 PM
I wear girl's panties while I do it.
So I cannot tell you what a real man is.
I sort of hate "real" men.
But i like the Andy Griffith show a lot, and Gunsmoke...and those men are nothing like the twirly "men" of today.
COMMENT | Long live...... posted by : RiotAct666 9/22/2008 9:04:04 PM
The Nuge!!!!!!
can't wait to read his book , should be very interesting to say.
COMMENT | fugazi... posted by : BleakOutlook 9/22/2008 9:47:36 PM
not really...i only check back here while I am waiting for replies from chics on IM.
Yeah,damn, I admit that is pretty 'loser" of me!
hey, i don't lie!
I need to get laid baaad!
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!! sucks.
COMMENT | oh... posted by : BleakOutlook 9/22/2008 9:49:25 PM
and if you knew me I never watch t.v.
haven't watched it in about 13 years.
and that is serious.
COMMENT | diaper boy posted by : pitman 9/22/2008 11:46:24 PM
High Times interview Ted Nugent, October, 1977
High Times: How did you get out of the draft?
Nugent: Ted was a young boy, appearing to be a hippie but quite opposite in fact, working hard and playing hard, playing rock and roll like a deviant. People would question my sanity, I played so much. So I got my notice to be in the draft. Do you think I was gonna lay down my guitar and go play army? Give me a break! I was busy doin’ it to it. I had a career Jack. If I was walkin’ around, hippying down, getting’ loaded and pickin’ my ass like your common curs, I’d say “Hey yeah, go in the army. Beats the shit out of scuffin’ around in the gutters.” But I wasn’t a gutter dog. I was a hard workin’, motherfuckin’ rock and roll musician. I got my physical notice 30 days prior to. Well, on that day I ceased cleansing my body. No more brushing my teeth, no more washing my hair, no baths, no soap, no water. Thirty days of debris build. I stopped shavin’ and I was 18, had a little scraggly beard, really looked like a hippie. I had long hair, and it started gettin’ kinky, matted up. Then two weeks before, I stopped eating any food with nutritional value. I just had chips, Pepsi, beer-stuff I never touched-buttered shit, little jars of Polish sausages, and I’d drink the syrup, I was this side of death, Then a week before, I stopped going to the bathroom. I did it in my pants. Shit, piss the whole shot. My pants got crusted up. See, I approached the whole thing like, Ted Nugent, cool hard-workin’ dude, is gonna wreak havoc on these imbeciles in the armed forces. I’m gonna play their own game, and I’m gonna destroy ‘em. Now my whole body is crusted in shit and piss. I was ill. And three or four days before, I started stayin’ awake. I was close to death, but I was in control. I was extremely antidrug as I’ve always been, but I snorted some crystal methedrine. Talk about one wounded mother fucker. A guy put up four lines, and it was for all four of us, but I didn’t know and I’m vacuuming that shit right up. I was a walking, talking hunk of human shit. I was six-foot-three of sin. So the guys took me down to the physical, and my nerves, my emotions were distraught. I was not a good person. I was wounded. But as painful and nauseous as it was – ‘cause I was really into bein’ clean and on the ball – I made gutter swine hippies look like football players. I was deviano. So I went in, and those guys in uniform couldn’t believe the smell. They were ridiculin’ me and pushin’ me around and I was cryin’, but all the time I was laughin’ to myself. When they stuck the needle in my arm for the blood test I passed out, and when I came to they were kicking me into the wall. Then they made everybody take off their pants, and I did, and this sergeant says, “Oh my God, put those back on! You fuckin’ swine you!” Then they had a urine test and I couldn’t piss, But my shit was just like ooze, man, so I shit in the cup and put it on the counter. I had shit on my hand and my arm. The guy almost puked. I was so proud. I knew I had these chumps beat. The last thing I remember was wakin’ up in the ear test booth and they were sweepin’ up. So I went home and cleaned up. They took a putty knife to me. I got the street rats out of my hair, ate some good steaks, beans, potatoes, cottage cheese, milk. A couple of days and I was ready to kick ass. And in the mail I got this big juicy 4-F. They’d call dead people before they’d call my ass. But you know the funny thing about it? I’d make an incredible army man. I’d be a colonel before you knew what hit you, and I’d have the baddest bunch of motherfuckin’ killers you’d ever seen in my platoon. But I just wasn’t into it. I was too busy doin’ my own thing, you know?
COMMENT | Voodoo religious whackjobs? posted by : daginman 9/23/2008 3:28:16 AM
Isn't that Ted himself?
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Check Ted photos from Magic Circle festival, Germany at www.noizzeater.com Also W.A.S.P. Doro, Manowar, Alice Cooper and more...
COMMENT | blabber posted by : pitman 9/23/2008 4:40:33 PM
Now wait a minute dude - he stated that same story in 4 different publications - High Times, Cream Mag, Rolling Stone and the Detroit Free Press. Was he lying all 4 times then or is the dirt bag lying now???? 40 years later he's now a big and brave patriot earning $30,000 a night speaking of patriotism and of the Constitution that he shit all over. Thank God the men and women in our armed forces have more of a spine than teddy nodick. You can have your boy Clinton, although I don't think that he boasted to shitting and pissing his pants to avoid serving.
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