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VINNIE PAUL Wants To Make You Laugh
- July 18, 2009
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Former PANTERA and current HELLYEAH drummer Vinnie Paul is presenting Chinaman's "Rock N' Roll Comedy Experience" — a one-man show of stand-up comedy packed with dead-on celebrity and music impressions ( AEROSMITH, AC/DC, MATCHBOX 20, NICKELBACK) — at the Greek Isle Casino (305 Convention Center Drive) in Las Vegas, Nevada on Tuesdays at 10:0 p.m. and Wednesday - Saturday at 8:30 p.m. For more information, visit www.myspace.com/kidwok. Chinaman has signed a deal with Vinnie Paul's record company Big Vin Records for the release of his new comedy DVD. Vinnie Paul says, "This guy is fucking gonna tear the world a new ass when people fucking see him; he is fucking hilarious. That ninja is crazy and that is all there is to it; that's all I am gonna tell you about him. He's good." 
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COMMENT | He wants to make us laugh?
posted by :
7/18/2009 11:47:05 PM
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Release another Hellyeah album then!
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COMMENT |
posted by :
7/18/2009 11:50:02 PM
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Chinaman is hilarious. I saw him at the New Years Eve show at Vinnie's NYE Party in Arlington. Check this guy out and getcha pull.
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COMMENT | I like Chinaman
posted by :
7/19/2009 12:57:27 AM
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I'm Asian, I grew up in Texas, wore cowboy hat until it got sat on by some ass and got deformed.
On that basis alone, I like him.
Oh and he is funny
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COMMENT | Just the Ads Alone Makes Me Want to Laugh
posted by : IshotacrackheadandallIgotwasyoohoo
7/19/2009 1:49:08 AM
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And then watch a repeat of a Joes Crab Shack ad while hula hooping !
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COMMENT | kick ass
posted by :
7/19/2009 2:04:10 AM
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My friend is the character on Chinaman's show called "Lo Mein".
(The little person dressed like a ninja)
Told me the shows have been a blast!
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COMMENT | hhh
posted by :
7/19/2009 2:05:39 AM
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ok heres on....How many Nickelbacks are in a Dimebag?
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COMMENT | Good to know he's a current drummer
posted by : The Ghost at Number One
7/19/2009 2:53:17 AM
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Seriously...who is proofreading these things?
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COMMENT |
posted by : JudasShawn
7/19/2009 3:47:41 AM
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He already does make me laugh.
Lose some weight lard ass!
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COMMENT |
posted by : EaterOfBabies
7/19/2009 4:40:15 AM
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Eh, I've already seen this episode of Metalacolypse. It's funny/sad to see how life imitates art in these types of situations.
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COMMENT | yippygrits
posted by :
7/19/2009 6:35:11 AM
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what the fuck.
why are your comments in caps lock?learn to use a computer, or do you use caps lock all the time so you can shout using your fingers? dick.
And your comment about mudvayne being the best band on the planet? Yeah, cos thats a good statement.Not.
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COMMENT | Sad to think that Phil and Rex caused all this bullshit...
posted by : pen15
7/19/2009 7:56:03 AM
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Pantera was fucking awesome, Dime and Vin were ready to do the next Pantera album and the boys from Down were too junk sick to do it. I'm not going to blast either, both bands have some shitty songs and some good ones. All parties involved have gone on to become a parody of their former badass selves. Metal has moved on, and these guys have to live with the fact that they destroyed one of the best fuckin' metal bands to ever hit the stage. Their story should be a lesson to all bands worth a fuck today, stay healthy and sober otherwise drugs will destroy you.
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COMMENT | Pen15.. FYI
posted by :
7/19/2009 8:28:01 AM
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Your post was insignificant. Phil is the fucking KID. Don't you forget it.
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COMMENT | cheap vodka
posted by : pen15
7/19/2009 8:37:08 AM
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so glad you're here to straighten me out. Thank you, thank you so much.
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COMMENT |
posted by : Fani Dilth
7/19/2009 9:15:09 AM
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The way Yippy is writing, his name should be MethGrits. Calm down junior.
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COMMENT |
posted by :
7/19/2009 9:52:49 AM
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Big Vin should burry the hatchet with phil.life is too short to play "i hate u,u hate me" thing.its time to let the wounds heal.
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COMMENT |
posted by : RiotAct666
7/19/2009 10:24:38 AM
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Rock on Vinnie.......Look forward to all the new stuff.
Also how about Re - Releasing the first 4 Pantera albums.
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COMMENT | sleepy, little.
posted by :
7/19/2009 11:10:10 AM
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just wanted shittygrits to know how these words were spelt.
Anyway, I didnt think much of anything to vinnies projects other than pantera. Down have at least some great songs, second album is awesome. And so what if phil has had a drug problem its in the past!! And even if its not, who gives a fuck, its his life, and I bet everyone on here could only dream of the success that he has had over the years.
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COMMENT |
posted by :
7/19/2009 11:20:23 AM
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neil young can sing beter then vinnie paul can play violin, AND THATS A FACT
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COMMENT | yawn
posted by :
7/19/2009 1:07:00 PM
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not even the pinchers of power could save
vinnie's descent into exploitation.
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COMMENT | Chinaman/Big Vin
posted by :
7/19/2009 1:44:17 PM
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Both look like they been standin' under the beer tap way too long
(drum roll please)
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COMMENT | i'm glad rita wasn't in those ads...
posted by :
7/19/2009 4:09:47 PM
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or else i woulda truly busted my gut.lol
snausages...
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COMMENT | love you Dime
posted by : BIG KAY
7/19/2009 5:11:38 PM
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Chinaman is horrible at impressions ! Vinnie is trying to find new avenues for revenue ! At least Phil and Rex are still just being down to earth and not riding around in fucking limos acting all rock starrish ! The rockstar in them burned out the night Darrell passed.....
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COMMENT | The Real Vinnie Paul Comedy
posted by :
7/19/2009 7:28:53 PM
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pVm-x46q8bo
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wQOV8MSJr9M
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COMMENT | ^^^
posted by : The Ghost at Number One
7/19/2009 8:42:39 PM
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Vinnie Paul Reuben sandwich! Good stuff.
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COMMENT | Yippygrits must be Billy Mays' retarded brother
posted by :
7/19/2009 10:03:56 PM
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When I saw the title, I thought Vinnie Paul was trying to pull a Henry Rollins and do some stand-up as well. I'm a fan of Pantera but it seems like those guys just turn into typical rednecks once you take their instruments away...I'll check out this guy nonetheless.
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COMMENT | http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pVm-x46q8bo
posted by :
7/20/2009 3:19:49 AM
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omg^^^that shit is gold.
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COMMENT |
posted by :
7/20/2009 7:22:16 AM
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I saw chinaman probably 6 months ago, he's alright.
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COMMENT | not funny
posted by : youhavebadtasteinmusic
7/20/2009 3:18:02 PM
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he's doing impressions that practically everyone's been doing for years.
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