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KORN Guitarist In SCHWARZENATOR, The 'Ultimate' ARNOLD SCHWARZENEGGER Concept Band
- Nov. 8, 2009
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SCHWARZENATOR — the self-proclaimed "ultimate Arnold Schwarzenator concept band" featuring guitarist Shane Gibson ( KORN) and Rhythm magazine's "Best Drummer in the World," Austrian-born Thomas Lang, will showcase their debut EP, "Schwarzenator", at West Hollywood, California's Key Club on the Sunset Strip on Monday, December 7 at 10:00 p.m. Melding comedy, irony and a healthy dose of parody with virtuoso musicianship, SCHWARZENATOR manages to lampoon California Governor, Arnold Schwarzenegger's finest film offerings — ranging from "Kindergarten Cop" to the "Terminator" franchise — while rocking audiences to their endoskeletons. The ultimate heavy metal homage to all things Arnold Schwarzenegger, SCHWARZENATOR also features the outrageous JP Von Hitchburg ( VENISON, WITHIN THE VOID) on vocals; bassist Eloy Palacios ( VENISON) and yes, even more insane guitars from Jonathan Weed ( CHARLIE SUPERFLY). On their self-titled debut album, SCHWARZENATOR rocks tracks like "Kindergarten Cop", "Commando" and "End of Days" with their tongues planted firmly in cheek and their middle fingers in the air. For more information and to preview SCHWARZENATOR's debut album, visit www.schwarzenator.com.
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COMMENT | Fuck This
posted by : 11/8/2009 4:31:12 PM
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Arnocorps did it first and best.
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COMMENT |
posted by : skumdawg 11/8/2009 4:34:27 PM
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not fucking funny, arnocorps do it better!!!
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COMMENT |
posted by : Steve Guttenberg 11/8/2009 4:36:50 PM
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all of these bands RIP off ARNOCORPS
their album is f'n awesome all of these other bands need to quit!
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COMMENT | We've already got...
posted by : Poops McGee 11/8/2009 4:37:36 PM
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...Arnocorps and Austrian Death Machine, do we really need another Arnold tribute band?
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COMMENT |
posted by : Your Mom's Best Friend 11/8/2009 4:38:40 PM
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"So you think you're bad, huh? You're a fucking choirboy compared to me! A choirboy!!"
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COMMENT |
posted by : tstep182 11/8/2009 4:48:44 PM
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These guys are idiots, and completely unoriginal ones at that. ArnoCorps are the ONE AND ONLY in this space!!!
If you want to see the real deal, go to www.arnocorps.com
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posted by : 11/8/2009 4:57:46 PM
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Agreed...ARNOCORPS are it when it comes to this genre
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COMMENT | "Kindergarten Cop"?
posted by : Grimorkh 11/8/2009 5:03:08 PM
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Sweden's Dr.LivingDead! should sue 'em.
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COMMENT | Outrageous
posted by : ChristmasApeGoesToSummerCamp 11/8/2009 5:39:08 PM
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"First, I would just like to get to know you.
Who is your daddy and what does he do?
Excuse me, I've a few more questions if you don't mind?
Why do you cry?"
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COMMENT |
posted by : 11/8/2009 6:08:02 PM
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Fuckin' annoying!
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COMMENT |
posted by : Fani Dilth 11/8/2009 6:10:08 PM
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Dumb as sh*t ! Those look like Robin Williams masks.
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COMMENT |
posted by : ed2112 11/8/2009 6:18:50 PM
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Long live Arnocorps!!
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COMMENT | Wow
posted by : 11/8/2009 6:22:51 PM
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That was the worst thing I have ever seen on the Internet.
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COMMENT |
posted by : Nickodinho 11/8/2009 6:47:33 PM
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ARNOCORPS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!%^"87£"!!!!!!1
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COMMENT | Wow
posted by : 11/8/2009 7:19:09 PM
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Didn't realize this was not the first band to pay tribute to Arnie. Umm, why are there so many bands paying tribute to Arnie?
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COMMENT |
posted by : Hell Hound 11/8/2009 7:20:35 PM
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Austrian Death Machine > Arnocorps
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COMMENT | again?
posted by : kutha 11/8/2009 7:24:51 PM
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I find it pretty fucking strange that despite all of their success, both Korn and As I Lay Dying want so badly to be ArnoCorps. Wow.
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COMMENT | Well...
posted by : xMetalMarkx 11/8/2009 7:48:13 PM
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...it's pretty inspired that they have a track called "Capt Freedom's Workout," but judging by the MySpace samples this project it seems that Schwarzenator falls WELL below the standards of Arnocorps, Goretorture, and Austrian Death Machine.
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COMMENT | P.S.
posted by : xMetalMarkx 11/8/2009 7:48:54 PM
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Schwarzenator is not ballsy nor heroic!
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COMMENT |
posted by : 11/8/2009 8:01:50 PM
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Captain Freedom's workout is an awesome idea for a song though
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COMMENT |
posted by : RiotAct666 11/8/2009 8:06:04 PM
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Good for him.
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COMMENT | austrian death machine
posted by : 11/8/2009 8:11:59 PM
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the double brutal cds ok but do we need more parody songs done by fake arnies? the covers were so so brutal lmao!
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posted by : 11/8/2009 8:42:04 PM
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This is lame but not as lame as Arnocorps.
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COMMENT | yeah...
posted by : 11/8/2009 8:53:32 PM
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Arnocorps sucks, I checked them out cuz of all the hype everyone gave them when ADM stepped onto the scene. Was very disappointed.
Austrian Death Machine is the MOST BROOTUHL!!!
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COMMENT | Fani Dilth:
posted by : 11/8/2009 8:58:41 PM
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Those are CONAN O' BRIEN masks, not robin williams, lol.
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COMMENT |
posted by : 11/8/2009 9:04:54 PM
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That was fucking terrible, couldn't watch even a quarter of it.
AUSTRIAN DEATH MACHINE!!!!
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COMMENT |
posted by : 11/8/2009 9:27:25 PM
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That was really bad.
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COMMENT | NOT BRUTAL
posted by : ZUEL 11/8/2009 10:27:06 PM
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but AUSTRIAN DEATH MACHINE
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COMMENT | is
posted by : ZUEL 11/8/2009 10:30:03 PM
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COMMENT | OK, here's a concept!!!!!
posted by : Neil Young's Cocaine Booger 11/8/2009 10:53:35 PM
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I'm gonna start a Sylvester Stallone concept band, but we're gonna wear Craig Ferguson masks!!!!!
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COMMENT | ha
posted by : 11/8/2009 11:40:03 PM
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Arnocorps and Austrian Death Machine only please... Enough is enough. This shit is garbage.
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COMMENT | great guitar riffs
posted by : 11/9/2009 3:00:58 AM
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by the way..these were doing this before Austrian death machine fyi!!!
Shane is an awesome guitarist, kool tune!
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COMMENT | chant part was gay!
posted by : erpbass6 11/9/2009 4:03:09 AM
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i hope they die!
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COMMENT | This is really getting stupid
posted by : 11/9/2009 7:09:51 AM
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whats the obsession with musicians forming Arnie bands it was quite cool when Arnocorps did it but now theres quite a few doing it it's lost any funnyness or coolness it had.
I think it would of been funnier though if someone did a Mel Gibson band but just use his phrases from everyday life and South Park.
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COMMENT | from interview with ADM...
posted by : 11/9/2009 9:44:18 AM
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Nice try Korn fools. Lame, as far as the other two bands, I like them both.
TG: Haven't Arnocorps already done this?
Tim: "There is not a rivalry between the two bands, but it seems the some of the fans enjoy making a rivalry out of us. Realistically we are pretty noticeably different in both sound and concept. They are a punk band and Austrian Death Machine is a metal band. Furthermore, their concept has nothing to do with Arnold himself because they claim he helped Hollywood "bastardize" their great Austrian tales. On the other hand, Austrian Death Machine claims Ahhnold to be the front man and is absolutely in favor of him as the one who I believe makes all of this stuff entertaining in the first place."
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COMMENT | I believe
posted by : JP 11/9/2009 9:55:08 AM
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the Finnish band GORETORTURE did the concept first with their album entitled, I Promised To Kill You Last...I Lied! (PYRO-001) in 2004. All the songs were using Arnold movies as references.
The other three bands are just pretenders to the throne.
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COMMENT | 2000
posted by : kutha 11/9/2009 10:47:53 AM
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Search for "arnocorps nbc" on youtube. It's a news story on them from before Arnold was even governor and says that they had been around 3 years already. So arnoCorps did this long before even Goretorture.
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COMMENT | This guy plays guitar in KORN?
posted by : 11/9/2009 12:06:23 PM
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He shold have saved that riff for them cuz' It's better thn anything since self titled. Fuck Everything about this Arnocorps is the better of these arnold tributes.
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COMMENT | Arnocorps and Austrian Death Machine.
posted by : -gODGRINDER- 11/9/2009 12:53:39 PM
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We don't need another one.
Fucking unoriginal bastards.
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COMMENT |
posted by : 11/9/2009 12:54:02 PM
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This has nothing to do with Korn. Shane Gibson is only a touring member of the band, never an official member. Blabbermouth just needed a well know name to put in the headline.
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COMMENT | Shut up Little Kids
posted by : 11/9/2009 2:27:14 PM
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I wish i could bitch about all the bands that everyone here has, but i haven't heard of any of them! It's fucks like you that gives heavy metal a bad name.... choke of semen!
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COMMENT | hm
posted by : 11/9/2009 6:16:03 PM
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These guys should have called their band "a giant bundle of sticks meets 5 wimpy kaks for waffles." Still far more advanced musically than either Arnocorps or Austrian Death Machine though.
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COMMENT | painfully bland, unfunny shit.
posted by : 11/9/2009 10:33:37 PM
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there's a reason they're session players.
producer to virtuoso douchebag: "Sigh, ha ha, very funny yeah, NOW SHUT THE FUCK UP AND PLAY THIS RIFF!!"
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COMMENT | hahahahaha
posted by : 11/9/2009 10:59:49 PM
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and there's a reason your bands not on blabbermouth....really now.... dont be jealous...its ok..i really believe some day you'll find something your good at too
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