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'CMT Outlaws' Featuring JAMES HETFIELD To Be Promoted Using Interactive Urinal Communicator
- Oct. 11, 2004
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To help create buzz for the "CMT Outlaws" concert special featuring an appearance by METALLICA frontman James Hetfield, CMT ( Country Music Television) will target men at bathroom urinals in bars, concert venues, colleges and radio stations with the Wizmark — the world's first and only device of its kind. The deodorizing urinal drain filter cover — featuring a waterproof anti-glare lenticular viewing display, pre-recorded audio and flashing lights — is motion-activated: step up to the urinal and the unit starts flashing, talking and alternating pictures. The units are designed to last more than 10,000 flushes. "We're always looking for innovative ways of reaching viewers, in this case the male audience," says James Hitchcock, Vice President, Creative and Marketing, CMT. "The new interactive urinal communicator from Wizmark enables CMT to target a very captive and vulnerable audience with our humorous pre-recorded message — recorded by a woman — that commands, 'Don't miss 'Outlaws' on CMT. You seem to miss everything else!'" Read more.
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COMMENT | WTF..
posted by : Rock Strongo 10/11/2004 3:11:43 PM
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this is too bizzare for words (outside of the ones I just typed)
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COMMENT |
posted by : INFLAMER 10/11/2004 3:11:57 PM
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what the fuck?
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COMMENT | *In a Gilbert Gotfried voice*
posted by : 10/11/2004 3:13:04 PM
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WHAT THE FUCK?!
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COMMENT | Hah!
posted by : Hellfire(~\m/~) 10/11/2004 3:22:59 PM
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Piss on them!!! Jesus H. Christ, what will they think of next? Pretty soon they'll have a million candle power lights in the shitter so they can blow sunshine up your ass.
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COMMENT | oh god
posted by : 10/11/2004 3:23:29 PM
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incredible
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COMMENT | uuhhhhhh
posted by : 10/11/2004 3:26:46 PM
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huh?
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COMMENT | What a day for Metallica news.
posted by : A Gruesome Discovery 10/11/2004 3:26:55 PM
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I don't even think Kiss has a talking urinal deoderizing... whatever the fuck it is. Christ. Also: CAN I FUCKING EVEN PEE WITHOUT BEING ADVERTISED TO?
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COMMENT | Pre-emptive strike:
posted by : A Gruesome Discovery 10/11/2004 3:29:51 PM
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And yes, I know this isn't a metallica product, and they may have nothing to do with it, but after the shoes thing I wouldn't be surprised if it was their idea.
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COMMENT | "Interactive Urinal Communicator"
posted by : hollowguy 10/11/2004 3:41:13 PM
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It just sounds wrong.
Btw, the "Interactive Fecal Communicator" never made it out of the testing stages. Turns out no one gave a shit about the ads - but plenty shat upon them.
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COMMENT | I remember a few days back...
posted by : 10/11/2004 3:42:18 PM
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on the thread about Metallica fans licking toilet bowls being the easiest burn ever. I have to correct myself...THIS is easiest burn on Metallica yet.
This story is the equivalent of Bori knocking on your bathroom door while you're taking a healthy shit, and handing you a fresh roll of Charmin.
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COMMENT | The new interactive urinal communicator from Wizmark
posted by : hollowguy 10/11/2004 3:43:37 PM
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ROFL!!!
Talk about pigeon-holing your company into a specific "field of expertise" with a name.
Would you buy a toothbrush from "Wizmark?"
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COMMENT | jesus man...
posted by : 10/11/2004 3:46:09 PM
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perfect.
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COMMENT |
posted by : 10/11/2004 3:46:34 PM
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I don't give a shit how they promote, because I'm already tuning in for the Outlaws special anyway.
Hail Outlaw Country!
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COMMENT | Hitchcock
posted by : 10/11/2004 3:51:57 PM
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What a name hahah.
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COMMENT | Captain Spaulding
posted by : Hellfire(~\m/~) 10/11/2004 3:53:31 PM
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What happened to "Hank Williams III Motherfucker!!!" at the end of your posts?
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COMMENT | How about
posted by : WartOfLemmy 10/11/2004 4:02:18 PM
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putting a pic of Lars on the triggering mechanism in the urinal?
Then again, it could be spooky having him looking up at your tackle.
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COMMENT | This story...
posted by : metallica#1 10/11/2004 4:08:06 PM
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...is taking the piss!!!!??? Hahahahahahahaha!!!!
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COMMENT | What
posted by : Loudnessguy 10/11/2004 4:13:00 PM
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How about instead of using the Interactive Urinal Communicator for advertisements, they just pipe in some porn in each urinal, and they can even have a gay urinal pumping in some gay porn, which ever you prefer.
Thoughts when I'm taking a piss: Damn, the water is cold.......and deep!
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COMMENT |
posted by : Shreddybear 10/11/2004 4:30:20 PM
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This proves that JAYMZ is a fuckin WHITE TRASH REDNECK, JUST LIKE MOST OF YOU FUCKS HERE!
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COMMENT | I
posted by : Donkeypunched 10/11/2004 4:37:04 PM
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Don't want anything like lars looking at me while I piss that little Gay fucker. Todays news. METALLICA shoes, METALLICA pissers, whats next? Ford will be coming out with a Limited Edition "Fade to Black" F150 with the promise that it will start strong and finish last.
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COMMENT | hahahahahahhahahahahhahahahha
posted by : 10/11/2004 4:46:42 PM
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usually i'm against the posting of this type of non news but this is just too fucking funny.
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COMMENT | what about
posted by : thrashley 10/11/2004 4:48:52 PM
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the girls?
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COMMENT | DUDE!!
posted by : R@ttlesn@ke 10/11/2004 4:55:21 PM
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This is awesome. Now I can piss on Hetfield!! NOw all I have to do is wait on the new System of a Down so I can piss on them too!!!
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COMMENT | Another piece of great news! Bravo! Keep the shit rolling out your Blabbermouth!! Fuckers!
posted by : Jimi23 10/11/2004 5:44:28 PM
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Fuck you!
Just stop placing such shitty topics here! Licking toilet bowls, new range of shoes or pants or condoms, and now this interactive shit/piss WTE communicator LOL
Either I'm crazy or you lost your mind putting this shitlike news here all the time. What the fuck has it got to do with music??? Just think about it before... though it seems thinking is not your strongest point you bunch of cheap blabberlosers!
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COMMENT |
posted by : Jimi23 10/11/2004 5:47:32 PM
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"The units are designed to last more than 10,000 flushes"
ROTFL How much will you Blabbersuckers withstand?
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COMMENT | piss on metallica?????....christ.... what next????
posted by : 10/11/2004 5:49:08 PM
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I cannot wait for the LIMP PISSKIT, LINKIN FART, and KISS versions of this to come out.
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COMMENT | Post #1 "The Obvious"
posted by : 10/11/2004 5:53:03 PM
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I'm sure that I'm not the first that would like to piss on Mettalica!
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COMMENT | OK, some people just need to take a nap (Jimi23) or
posted by : Hellfire(~\m/~) 10/11/2004 6:00:10 PM
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check out this video for a good laugh!
http://media.ebaumsworld.com/index.php?e=footballdrugs.wmv
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COMMENT | I dunno...
posted by : monstrosity 10/11/2004 6:56:32 PM
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this seems really bizarre to me. I think the only to justify something like this, is for Jenna Jameson to do the voice over. Other than that, this is a fucking strange article.
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COMMENT | Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha....
posted by : the Dude (~\m/~) 10/11/2004 7:40:14 PM
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Nothing belongs in a toilet more than *****lica and country music.
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COMMENT | WTF
posted by : 64Bitch 10/11/2004 7:46:02 PM
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This site is turning into Metal Sludge Part 2.
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COMMENT | OK
posted by : 10/11/2004 7:47:25 PM
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WTF?
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COMMENT |
posted by : 10/11/2004 7:50:46 PM
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wow. this news is actually kinda scary.
MESHUGGAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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COMMENT | I want a
posted by : ufufeinnublive 10/11/2004 8:25:01 PM
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Metallica urinal cake for my Metallica Easy Bake Oven.
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COMMENT |
posted by : Storm King 10/11/2004 9:22:28 PM
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This can't be serious.
What kind of fucking moron would promote ANYTHING this way? How dumb can you get?
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COMMENT | If they can have a group of supermarket workers
posted by : ufufeinnublive 10/11/2004 9:31:15 PM
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doing a song and dance wherein the participants clutch their bottoms and sing about having diarrhea, they can and will use a urinal to post an advertisement.
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COMMENT |
posted by : 10/11/2004 10:09:47 PM
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they were going to use lars but he got way too excited about the idea of an interactive golden shower, creeped even these wierdos out
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COMMENT | Oh, the irony...
posted by : dethhead 10/11/2004 10:16:59 PM
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this is too funny. I did take a leak at a bar once that had something similar to this...except there weren't any flashing lights or pictures...but as I was pissing, the urinal deodorizer showed a very important piece of advice:
Never play leapfrog with a unicorn.
Words of wisdom I still heed to this day.
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COMMENT | "....a waterproof anti-glare lenticular viewing display"
posted by : brickshithouse 10/11/2004 10:55:41 PM
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..what...?
Dude...add fucking hip-hop to the list too...
BSH (~\m/~)
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COMMENT | Oh yeah, 'shithouse!
posted by : the Dude (~\m/~) 10/12/2004 12:19:26 AM
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How could I leave hip-hop off the "belongs in a toilet" list??? That's the WORST ONE!!!!!
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COMMENT | ...
posted by : peace 10/12/2004 12:20:17 AM
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And in the stalls you have plastic St. Anger vinyl replicas for the toilet seats, right?
If I stood at a urinal and saw a screen with cuntry-fied Jamie Hetfield on it, I'd piss all over myself trying to aim at his face.
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COMMENT | Not a real metal comment, but...
posted by : Aryias 10/12/2004 8:03:35 AM
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Gary Rossington, Billy Powell, Johnny Van Zant, and Hank Williams Jr. should NEVER have to share a stage with Big & Rich and Kid Rock... utter blasphemy.
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COMMENT |
posted by : 10/12/2004 9:43:28 AM
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Someone just nailed a great new Metallica merchandise idea..Metallica urinal cakes
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COMMENT | Hahahahaha....
posted by : the Dude (~\m/~) 10/12/2004 9:46:03 AM
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...good one, peace.
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COMMENT | Bwahahahahahahahahahaha
posted by : 10/14/2004 5:52:30 PM
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HAHA! What a fucking disgrace to urinal cake's around the globe!
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