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SHARON OSBOURNE's Life To Become A TV Movie
- Jan. 11, 2005
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Neil Sean of Sky News reports that Sharon Osbourne's life is set to become a television movie. The Osbourne matriarch is secretly working on the project and hopes her daughter Kelly can play the role of the young Sharon. "It has great potential but it will be hard to cast someone to play Ozzy," Sharon told a spy. "He is rather unique, you see, and it will take a big man to fill those shoes." Sharon hopes the TV movie will start production by spring.
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COMMENT | Sorry guys...
posted by : The Fish that should not be
1/11/2005 6:41:15 AM
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...i've had enough, i'm killing myself right now, bye!
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COMMENT | the title...
posted by : Bleha
1/11/2005 7:05:53 AM
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"scarlet woman" or "with legs wide open". bullshit.
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COMMENT |
posted by :
1/11/2005 7:15:06 AM
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What the fuck is this Sharon slagging? I dont know her personally but by watching TV serie she seems way more intelligent than her children which are spoiled arrogant rich kids. And I dont think its that easy to be wife of such a lunatic person like Ozzy.
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COMMENT | Roll over and die
posted by : stormbringer747
1/11/2005 7:19:09 AM
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Ozzy - roll over and die. Maybe you can still save yourself from being remembered as a complete wanker.
How can such an amazing rock artist with 6 of the most legendary heavy rock records under his belt end up as such a pathetic soap star.
I know money talks, but dont they have enough by now ?
I am waiting for Sharon to grow horns......
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COMMENT |
posted by : MegaMan_C_
1/11/2005 8:46:52 AM
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yep. there you have it. the whole world is going to hell.
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COMMENT | It has great potential but it will be hard to cast someone to play Ozzy...
posted by : metallica#1
1/11/2005 9:15:29 AM
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...why not just have a cabbage with a wig... It would probably talk more sense!
Do you reckon they'll show a scene with Sharon getting rooted by Randy Rhoads? Or maybe Sharon puking up some breakfast?
This is a fucking joke and so are the Cuntbourne's! Retire, just plain fuck off! And take those whiney little brat fucking kids with you!
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COMMENT |
posted by : BlackDaimon
1/11/2005 9:28:43 AM
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best quotes from this thread:
"yep. there you have it. the whole world is going to hell."
"...why not just have a cabbage with a wig..."
time to kiss your ass goodbye....
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COMMENT |
posted by : En_Gris
1/11/2005 9:34:29 AM
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Haha.. this is just too fucking stupid..
Oh and btw, was Sharon really really fat when she was younger? Because otherwise how can she be played by that no-talent spoiled fattybrat?
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COMMENT | Johnny Depp
posted by :
1/11/2005 9:43:58 AM
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I thought that they had decided that Johnny Depp would be playing the role of the young Ozzy like well over a year ago? Whatever...
Sharon has successfully made herself a celebrity by riding Ozzy into the ground.
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COMMENT | En_Gris
posted by : red shark
1/11/2005 9:49:14 AM
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Oh and btw, was Sharon really really fat when she was younger? Because otherwise how can she be played by that no-talent spoiled fattybrat?
If they want to cast Kelly as a young Sharon, then Kelly only has to scarf down a hot dog or two to match the young Sharon. And a good point earlier, will they show Sharon boinking Randy (who will probably be played by the dude (with a wig) from the "Fast and Furious" movies.) I call upon Billy Bob Thornton (using a slightly different voice of his Slingblade character) to play Ozzy!!
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COMMENT | i smell a flop
posted by : mevyhetal
1/11/2005 10:01:27 AM
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Take note, Mr. $immons.
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COMMENT | This is just too funny
posted by : waldichuk
1/11/2005 10:11:38 AM
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This is a joke right.
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COMMENT | I JUST DON'T UNDERSTAND HOW KELLY COULD PLAY A YOUNG SHARON...
posted by :
1/11/2005 10:12:05 AM
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...unless Sharon weighed 200 pounds back in the day.
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COMMENT | Id Like
posted by :
1/11/2005 10:49:08 AM
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Shove My Dick In Both There Assholes And Make Them Eat My Shit Stick Then Crack Jack in His Pumkin Head as he see's his Mommy Eat My Asshole like she was eatting At Sizzler!!
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COMMENT | sharon osbourne
posted by : BlackDaimon
1/11/2005 11:26:19 AM
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one word: liposuction.
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COMMENT | words fail...
posted by : Von Doom
1/11/2005 12:15:50 PM
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to convey just how sad this is.
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COMMENT | Ummm....
posted by : dingus
1/11/2005 12:48:50 PM
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http://img143.exs.cx/img143/710/sosb3fi.jpg
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COMMENT | Aaaaarrrrgghhhhhh
posted by : stormbringer747
1/11/2005 1:37:32 PM
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Dingus - wher the hell did you find that digusting crab. That should be the cover of the dvd for her new film......
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COMMENT | THATS IT!!!!!
posted by :
1/11/2005 1:56:51 PM
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I am now going to burn my TV and cancel my cable service. I feel like im drowning in reality shows when I watch TV. I'm officially done with it. Television is bullshit, and these reality shows with these fucks that have no dignity are pathetic. Fuckin Bullshit.
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COMMENT | Roland Emmerich should direct this
posted by :
1/11/2005 2:07:55 PM
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he's pretty good at disaster movies.
blessed be.
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COMMENT | Hey, Johnny Depp
posted by :
1/11/2005 2:10:32 PM
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is a perfect Ozzy (in the Pirates of the Caribbean mode)!!!
There should be a movie about Ozzy.
As far as that little project of Sharon's - it's a TV movie at most.
No one will go pay to see it in theaters.
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COMMENT | Why...
posted by :
1/11/2005 2:38:07 PM
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Who would want to see this movie?
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COMMENT | WTF?
posted by :
1/11/2005 2:49:44 PM
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All knocks at Sharon Osbourne aside... I just find it really odd that she backs Ozzy for 20+ years, and now finally decides, I want to be a star. It just seems weird that she does this now when previously she seemed to be perfectly content with managing Ozzy's career (which she did quite well especially at first). Also, since I do think she is somewhat intelligent, how can she not see that all this shenanigans is a blow to Ozz's credibility.
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COMMENT | No disrespect for OZZY here
posted by : Loudnessguy
1/11/2005 3:27:48 PM
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Long Live Ozzy
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COMMENT | WHERE THE FUCK IS THE OZZY MOVIE
posted by : HORRORHOLIC
1/11/2005 3:44:24 PM
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They have been talking about it for 6 years now and nothing.
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COMMENT | SHARON OSBOURNE's Life To Become A TV Movie...
posted by : Secured Limitations
1/11/2005 4:36:31 PM
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...that, just like her talk show, no one will watch.
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COMMENT | help me!!!!!!!!!!
posted by :
1/11/2005 4:49:35 PM
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I hope I go blind before this shit hits the silver screen. Is this for real??? It's bad enough there's Bobble heads, DVD's and retarded swag, but now a movie???? I hated the fucking Pepsi commercial!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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COMMENT | whoooaa
posted by : Beery McGuzzler
1/11/2005 4:54:01 PM
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whoaa, hold a minute here. Now, I sitll love Ozzy, and I don't even have anything against Kelly; Couldn't give two craps about her "career," but that's why tv's have off buttons. Whatthefuckever makes 'em happy. But still;
If Sharon's playing her mother, right, SHE'S GOING TO BE ALL KISSING AND HAVING LOVE SCENES WITH SOMEBODY DOING HIS BEST TO IMPERSONATE HER FATHER!! eeeewwwwwwww.
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COMMENT |
posted by :
1/11/2005 5:43:31 PM
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all the shit set aside..
at least the kids dad wasnt lemmy.. thats all i have to say about that..
besides my own dad is just like ozzy, only we have no fucking money.... and he was never in a rock band..
if we keep tlaking like this were gonna mae poor jack cry..
*lol*
somedays id like to slap the woman though.. 20 000 on a fucking purse!!! give me a god damned break..
i feel guilty if i buy a pair of greatly needed shoes for 19.99 at wal mart.. beacuse of my rent.. let alone superfluous shit...
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COMMENT | whats the tilte of the movie?
posted by :
1/11/2005 6:15:45 PM
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"Wicked Bitch" ? ...and does it document her ripping off all the past musicians who have helped established Ozzy to where he is now? and ofcourse this shit would have to be rated R for graphic content (Kellly's body). Disgusting. Can you just see the excecs working this idead over in their minds collaborately. "yeah its a good idea a $haron movie can you imagine all the money we could make on advertising?" fucking money grabbing pricks dragging Ozzy's name through the mud like that and Ozzy man that dude is a fucking wimp now hate to rag on the Oz but look at him, powerless. oh what a tangled web we weave when we.... somehting.... ...something to deceive!!! -Bill Shakespeare.
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COMMENT | damn you bonscott.....
posted by : TTSA2004
1/11/2005 6:54:18 PM
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The worst blabbermouth post of all still lurks in my mind.
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COMMENT | how fucking stupid
posted by : Skinless Bloodbath
1/11/2005 8:33:10 PM
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Ozzy should get a movie if anyone, he's the only one who actually had a career while the rest of his family are "reality tv stars" so is William Hung.
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COMMENT | WOW
posted by :
1/12/2005 7:59:51 PM
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WHAT THE HELL IM GUESSING EITHER SHES BORED OR SHES DYING CUZ THIS IS FUCKING RIDICULOUS WE SEE ENOUGH OF HER ALREADY AND WAT THE HELL IS KELLY THINKING ABOUT SHE SUCKS AT ACTING BUT WATEVER!!! OZZY MAN YOU ROCK
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