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The Long-Awaited SLAYER Barbie Doll Is Here: Photos Available
- Jan. 18, 2005
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How would you fancy a SLAYER or KISS "Barbie" doll? An unofficial " SLAYER Barbie," created by Spatula Productions, can be viewed at this location. A " KISS Army Barbie" set can be found here. NOTE: These "Barbies" are in no way associated with Mattel, the characters they resemble, or the companies that own those characters. The items displayed in the photos are not for sale.
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COMMENT | dumb
posted by : splintergtr
1/18/2005 9:22:28 PM
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just plain dumb
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COMMENT | ok
posted by : death80
1/18/2005 9:23:53 PM
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how about the long-awaited album
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COMMENT | if
posted by :
1/18/2005 9:27:27 PM
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if this was authorized by the band, i will never listen or see their show again.
KISS i believe but not the once almighty SLAYER.....
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COMMENT | hahahahahaha
posted by : creed sucked anyway
1/18/2005 9:27:51 PM
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so now we can buy slipsnot shoes, stupid wristbands from queery king, and now this???? what a sad state metal is in
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COMMENT |
posted by : I Am Your God
1/18/2005 9:31:43 PM
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I'd hit it.
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COMMENT | GUH
posted by : Dr. Lloyd Mongo
1/18/2005 9:39:43 PM
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I am revolted.
Its just a lame doll with a slayer T on, boots and wrist spikes. They're using original cover art, so it has to be authorized to some extant by slayer.INC.
*puke*
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COMMENT | ^^^hahaha
posted by :
1/18/2005 9:40:38 PM
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some comments there...
some apparently are turned on by the doll...
I hope they're kidding, or they're really really high...
Speaking of high - notice how red the doll's eyes are...
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COMMENT | WEDNESDAY 13 HAS A HAND PUPPET COMING OUT AS WELL=
posted by : T-Boner.com
1/18/2005 9:44:24 PM
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http://www.t-boner.com/forum/viewtopic.php?t=1242&start=0
My 13 doll will beat up your Slayer barbie;-)
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COMMENT | huh?
posted by : asshole69
1/18/2005 9:44:32 PM
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thats insane!!!!! what will they think of next!!!
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COMMENT | If Motley Crue was doing this
posted by : T-Boner.com
1/18/2005 9:45:43 PM
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You people/posters would never let me live it down ....
But , see I am cool , I dont laugh or bash n' hate ...
Learn to be cool = STOP THE BASH N' HATE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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COMMENT | This
posted by :
1/18/2005 9:49:11 PM
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is
just
too
much...
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COMMENT | PLEASE READ CAREFULLY MORONS ^^^^^^^^^^^
posted by : mrpunchy
1/18/2005 9:52:16 PM
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IT CLEARLY STATES THAT THIS IS FICTIONAL, NOT ENDORSED BY PARTIES, MORONS (MORONS ABOVE)
QUOTE: NOTE: These "Barbies" are in no way associated with Mattel, the characters they resemble, or the companies that own those characters. The items displayed in the photos are not for sale.
STUPID MORONS, LEARN TO READ.
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COMMENT | HAHAHAHAHAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAA
posted by :
1/18/2005 9:52:40 PM
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Im falling on the floor with this one.............
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COMMENT | omg
posted by :
1/18/2005 9:53:03 PM
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they're fuckin hilarious!
Have a look at the Marilyn Manson Ken doll- tis priceless!
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COMMENT | MORONS INCLUDE ^^^^^^^^^^^^
posted by : mrpunchy
1/18/2005 9:55:03 PM
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Death80
Broyamm
Creed sucked anyway
etc.
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COMMENT | Next from KFK Industries
posted by :
1/18/2005 9:55:32 PM
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"Slayer Ken" and the Slaytanic party van...
Seriously, folks, this is a joke...and I doubt it is in any way endorsed by the band...
A new album would be nice, tho...
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COMMENT | Uh huh huh
posted by :
1/18/2005 9:56:55 PM
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yeah, I'd do her too. heh heh heh.
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COMMENT | Nah ..I aint being nice
posted by : T-Boner.com
1/18/2005 9:57:13 PM
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75% of you posters were never nice to me so =
SLAYER= SELL-OUTS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
TRENDY
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COMMENT |
posted by :
1/18/2005 9:59:58 PM
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"Barbie loves Slayer!" ahahahaa funny shit man.
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COMMENT | YOU FUCKING IDOITS
posted by :
1/18/2005 10:00:55 PM
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Learn to read before you post
The one poster just explained everything and still you people aren't listening...and probably will still ramble on about sell outs, sales, endorsements and where it'll be sold.... fucking fuck off assholes...lol
Once again- READ BEFORE YOU POST!!!
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COMMENT | Exactly...
posted by :
1/18/2005 10:06:01 PM
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And some jerks have the guts to critisize my posts.
Go figure...
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COMMENT | I read before I post...
posted by :
1/18/2005 10:14:16 PM
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This product is silly and if Slayer endorses it or not matters not to me. Kerry KING and Jeff Hanneman, mostly Hanneman, wrote some of my favorite riffs of all time. Nothing can change that. If Kerry King came out tomorrow and said he prefers to blow Lars and be fondled by crossdressers, you know what? I'd still listen to Show No Mercy with the same enthusiasm as I have Metallica's early albums since their decline. No matter how much you haters bash, YOU didn't write MoP or Hell Awaits and will always be beneath those who did.
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COMMENT | damn...
posted by :
1/18/2005 10:27:02 PM
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that shit was funny...but it would be cool to see a "real" chick that looked like that , AND listened to Slayer...
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COMMENT | Metamorphosis
posted by : Itwalksamongus
1/18/2005 10:36:08 PM
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"YOU FUCKING IDOITS"
What the fuck is an "IDOIT"?
Idiot.
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COMMENT | Hey "T-Boner"
posted by : 4givininhell
1/18/2005 10:36:12 PM
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Slayer=Sellouts???? and Motley Crue and this fuckin' cash grab excuse for a "reunion" tour is not just screaming sellout???
Fuck You and your "Godz".
The fuckin' doll is NOT going to be SOLD you moron.......
In 2005, should I spend my money on a new SLAYER CD, or throw my $$$$ away on a fuckin motley bunch of washed up, too out of shape to even sing motley lyrics, rap, DJ fuckin' drummer who has forgotten his roots, Mick Mars who should NOT even be tourin' fools trying to make one more desperate ca$h grab in the name of nostalgia???????
Not even close T-Bone.(er)
Who's the fuckin' SELLOUTS?????????
Fuck your Motley Godz.
SLAYER is still relevant, the Crue is doin' "reunion" style sellout shit.
Choke on it.
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COMMENT | Pretty funny.
posted by : ThrashMaster
1/18/2005 10:42:37 PM
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Even funnier are the imbeciles here who think this is real or endorsed by the bands in any way.
Slayer Rules! Just ask Barbie.
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COMMENT | Itwalksamongus
posted by :
1/18/2005 10:47:22 PM
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In my anger, I made a typo
I sure hope I would know how to spell that word...lol
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COMMENT | Just trying to get your goat = "4givininhell"
posted by : T-Boner.com
1/18/2005 10:54:37 PM
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BTW Slayer and goat go good together ..get it ?!?!
Aahhh Nevermind...
ps
My bands get bashed all to hell on here, So I thought I would play the game with you people.
No big deal ...It was all in fun ,
see ya
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COMMENT | Metamorphosis
posted by : Itwalksamongus
1/18/2005 11:00:32 PM
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Sorry I was crappy. But you gotta admit - trying to call everyone idiots in a posts where you misspell "idiot" pretty much takes all the gas out of your attack and shines the IDIOT spotlight on, well - YOU.
lol
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COMMENT | Yeah it does
posted by :
1/18/2005 11:12:32 PM
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It's sorta like being all about saving the rain forests and driving an SUV...lol
anyway, saw Slayer in Philly recently, classic line-up fucking ruled!!!
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COMMENT | the guy says they're not for sale...
posted by : darthadv
1/18/2005 11:20:15 PM
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...but if you backspace the web address to the root of his website, it launches his eBay store... hmmmmmmmmm....
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COMMENT | holy hell
posted by : dethryde
1/18/2005 11:32:10 PM
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when where can I buy one??? that is so totally cool....
oh shit, wait, it's not for sale....
I know what I want, a Gwar Cabbage Patch Kid, yea, hella cool.
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COMMENT | ???
posted by : Lifeson
1/18/2005 11:37:53 PM
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Based on his likeness.
I don't know why I'm doing this.
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COMMENT | cool
posted by :
1/18/2005 11:41:02 PM
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now I have something to buy for the Hot Topic hotties
You know they eat this shit up
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COMMENT | The Long Awaited
posted by : Lifeson
1/18/2005 11:41:51 PM
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Someone has been waiting.
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COMMENT | T-Boner
posted by :
1/18/2005 11:52:15 PM
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Motley Crue IS endorsing dolls before the big "tour".....suck on that
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COMMENT | Reminds me
posted by : Brasilian metalhead JP
1/18/2005 11:54:57 PM
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Of my wife...
Thou she isn`t blonde.
Japanese Metal Chicks Rules!
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COMMENT |
posted by : NegativeOne
1/19/2005 12:13:17 AM
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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
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COMMENT | ..
posted by :
1/19/2005 12:17:09 AM
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at least Metallica doesnt have a barbie. yet at least.
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COMMENT | Too bad it's not for sale
posted by :
1/19/2005 12:26:06 AM
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I was going to order one for my niece- damn!
blessed be.
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COMMENT | splintergtr said it best...
posted by : metalliaddict
1/19/2005 12:29:03 AM
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dumb.
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COMMENT | ahem
posted by :
1/19/2005 12:31:30 AM
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Slayer can do no wrong....
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COMMENT | what a bunch of sissies
posted by :
1/19/2005 12:38:48 AM
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slayer are
playing with barbies
kerry king is so f'n absorbed with his fatass dumbass self
they used to be relevant, now they're drifting toward the pathetic side
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COMMENT | ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
posted by : mrpunchy
1/19/2005 12:50:47 AM
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Here's another moron who STILL thinks these dolls are REAL (as opposed to pretend barbies) ...
CRACKED, you're the best dork of the day. Congrats
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COMMENT | thanks mr punchy!!!
posted by :
1/19/2005 12:53:00 AM
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my whole goal was to piss off some slayer fan
you guys are so easy...
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COMMENT |
posted by :
1/19/2005 12:53:38 AM
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Slayer-haters are exactly like Pats fans...a bunch of fucking pussies.
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COMMENT | slayer ?
posted by : stryper
1/19/2005 12:53:46 AM
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Frank Bello rules.
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COMMENT | Cracked clavicle
posted by :
1/19/2005 1:02:00 AM
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I'll admit the general Slayer fan is easily lured into verbal disputes but I would like to point out that my post was an easy way for me to take a shot at Pats fans in this particular forum.
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COMMENT | STOP THE PRESS!!!!
posted by :
1/19/2005 1:03:40 AM
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SHE DOESNT HAVE ENOUGH SPIKES ON THOSE ARMBANDS HAHAHAHAHAHA
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COMMENT | This is too much
posted by : Loudnessguy
1/19/2005 1:13:23 AM
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I don't know where to start so I'll just refrain from my usual bullshit and apologize if I wasted any of your time.
Schuldinic Wehrmacht.....No patriots fan here.......Go Steelers.
Slayer kicks fucking ass!
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COMMENT | Loudnessguy
posted by :
1/19/2005 1:19:50 AM
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Don't let your kids watch ESPN or any mainstream sports show. It'll only fill their heads with false promises of Brady conquest. Me though? I'm thoroughly looking forward to the beatdown Bettis is going to through down.
GO STEELERS!!!
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COMMENT |
posted by :
1/19/2005 1:20:13 AM
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through= throw
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COMMENT | Schuldinic Wehrmacht
posted by : Loudnessguy
1/19/2005 1:30:36 AM
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I say.....Fuck ESPN. It will be a great game and of course, the Steelers will win.
* raises bong to the Super Bowl bound Pittsburg Steelers !! *
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COMMENT | so we've established that these are in no way endorsed by the bands
posted by :
1/19/2005 2:01:39 AM
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so this is just somebody playing with barbies
its a good old case of something or nothing and i say this is nothing.
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COMMENT | Heh
posted by :
1/19/2005 2:11:08 AM
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Wow, I'm surprised the Slayer Barbie doesn't come with an outfit off the "Hatewear" clothing line. Because then it would just cry out to be sold at Hot Topic.
Wake me up when the Abbath Barbie comes out...
\m/\m/
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COMMENT | ????????????
posted by :
1/19/2005 3:01:50 AM
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Who cares. Let 'em make some cash. I'll buy two of these bitches. One for my niece and one for me. Mine will go right next to the only other 'doll' *blush* I own, SpaceAce Frehley.
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COMMENT | Sorry
posted by :
1/19/2005 3:02:56 AM
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I quickly changed my mind when I realized I can make my own. Blow me.
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COMMENT |
posted by :
1/19/2005 3:12:28 AM
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BWHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
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COMMENT | Haha looks cool!
posted by :
1/19/2005 3:56:49 AM
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Funny! I don't know how Slayer reach such a success, their albums are great, they never compromised, not once! I laugh when people say "They sold out God Hates Us All is nu" and crap like that. If all nu metal sounded like God Hates Us All i'd be a nu metal fan! Haha! God Hates Us All has got a strong hardcore influence, which has always been part of the Slayer sound anyway! They're the Kings of Thrash, Undefeated!
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COMMENT | And i'm gonna buy
posted by :
1/19/2005 3:58:30 AM
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Three of them!
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COMMENT | those are cool
posted by : BlackBehemoth
1/19/2005 4:48:05 AM
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and if they really sold them it would offer an alternative to the hip hop urban style bullshit dolls they are trying to peddle to kids today.
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COMMENT | "Everybody knows"
posted by : Lifeson
1/19/2005 5:48:33 AM
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Like it or not the PATS RULE!!!
The Patriots are one of the greatest teams of all-time -- even if they lose to the Steelers, which history say's they won't.
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COMMENT | 'Mommy, I want my SLAYER Barbie Doll...
posted by : bashermouth
1/19/2005 6:17:29 AM
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and I want it now... pleaaaaaase!!!'
'No way my son, i'll save the money for the upcoming album!'
'Oh noooooo... God Hate Us All!!!.... waaaaaaaaaaaaaa!!!!!!!!!'
If this doesn't get authorized by the band, i will never listen to them again!
Hmmmm(thinking).....maybe I should start a petition?!
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COMMENT | Slayer
posted by : bErMeNtAl
1/19/2005 6:18:39 AM
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Sucks, and you guys say Metallica are sellouts? hahaha
Never liked Slayer, never will
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COMMENT | Ha Ha Ha....
posted by :
1/19/2005 7:32:46 AM
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Actually, pretty fucking cool, shes a hottie....LOL Oh and I never cared much for Slayer....actually I think they suck!
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COMMENT | HAHAAHAHA!!
posted by : The Fish that should not be
1/19/2005 8:00:37 AM
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Thats fucking fantastic and if anyone takes that seriously then they should get of their pc and get some fresh air!
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COMMENT | SLAYER DOLL?
posted by : Metal Andy
1/19/2005 9:31:36 AM
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FOR FUX SAKE!!!
What's the market? So that ten year old girls can chain them up to their pink handbags?! And if ten year old girls are listening to Slayer, i think the band have got problems!!
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COMMENT | "Dave Lombarbie"
posted by : If I die tomorrow
1/19/2005 9:37:04 AM
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ROFL!!!!!!!!
MICK MARS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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COMMENT | FUNNY SHIT!!
posted by : EVOL
1/19/2005 9:54:20 AM
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GOOD THING I 'READ' THE THING BEFORE I SAID ANYTHING!!
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COMMENT | HAHAHA
posted by : evilernie
1/19/2005 10:19:06 AM
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Thank god it's finally out, I've been waiting soooooo long.
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COMMENT | Very busy today
posted by : red shark
1/19/2005 11:28:47 AM
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I just finished up a drawing and just pitched the idea to my boss to see if we can get some funding for this project....will let everyone know what happens
Yesterday went to lunch with a friend and talked about some projects we might venture into together. I cannot name who it was and what we talked about....will let everyone know who and what at a later date
Sound familiar?
Anyway, GO STEELERS!!!!
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COMMENT | That's awsome
posted by :
1/19/2005 12:00:25 PM
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That is fucking funny shit right there!!!!! I would buy the barbie ( if it were for sale)
What a sad state Metal is in... fuck man... or mans.. people gotta relax... Slipknot with shoes... who cares.. don't fuckin buy em no one is asking you too... Ohhh no making money sucks don't it.. Fuck no.. who cares if the dudes from slipknot wants to feed their families ( or drug habit) by endorsing some fucking shoes.. or someone wants to make a slayer barbie..YOU PEOPLE MADE THE RULES OF METAL RIGHT??? and if it pisses you off enough.. stop listening all together... I will keep on listening.. and if the bands I love wanna make some shoes or a barbie.. or a clothing line or a skate deck..meh who gives a fuck.. it's getting your band name out there.. it's selling you records... god knows no one wants to do that.. right.. according to the rules of metal right ( am I getting this correctly) FUCK MAN!!!! Understand that you play your ass off for soo many years.. you pay your dues.. and you just wanna get your band name out there.. So you endorse a shoe or clothing etc.. it is really just smart.. I donno fuck it!!!
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COMMENT | Kerry
posted by :
1/19/2005 12:16:18 PM
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I bet when Kerry started moaning he didn't get groupies any more he never imagined this would be his best shot. Still Barbie probably outsmarts the majority of groupies so he's probably out of luck there too.
Never mind. I'm sure she can get it on with Woody from Toy Story. Or maybe she's more of a Buzz Lightyear kinda gal? These metal chicks today always go for the long wings ya know.
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COMMENT | GO PATS!
posted by : ALICEINCHAINS2
1/19/2005 2:02:25 PM
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Tom Brady is a natural born winner.
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COMMENT | I like the dolls
posted by : BLACK SABBATH RULES
1/19/2005 8:26:00 PM
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The guy should sell them on Ebay. He could make some big bucks I bet.
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COMMENT | brady will run out of luck sunday
posted by :
1/19/2005 10:58:49 PM
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sorry tommy boy... you stretched it pretty far
steelers D will hurt you pretty boy
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COMMENT | Which one is gayer?
posted by :
1/20/2005 12:20:20 AM
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Kiss or Slayer?
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