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SLIPKNOT Fans To Be Married Onstage At 'Maggot Marriage Ceremony'
- Feb. 24, 2005
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KRZR 103.7 in Fresno is holding a contest in which one of 14 couples — all of whom are composed of SLIPKNOT fans (a.k.a. maggots) — will win the "Maggot Marriage." The prize includes the actual marriage, plus "swag" from a cakery, wedding rings, a black bridal dress, and a Hooter's Honeymoon trip to Las Vegas. To see pictures, videos, and bios and to vote for which couple you want to win, click here. The winner will be announced on March 7 at 3:00 p.m. and be married on April 10 onstage at the SLIPKNOT, LAMB OF GOD, SHADOWS FALL, and FROM AUTUMN TO ASHES show at the Selland Arena. You must be a member of the "KRZR Kult" to vote. (Thanks: Audio Aggression)
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COMMENT | I bet...
posted by :
2/24/2005 1:25:03 PM
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The couple that are getting married even look like maggots! They're gonna have Maggots as offspring !
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COMMENT | FIRST POST!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
posted by :
2/24/2005 1:25:28 PM
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Yeah, Yeah, Yeah!!!
Stay away from my lady-berries!
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COMMENT | YEEEEEEEPP..
posted by :
2/24/2005 1:26:14 PM
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THEY ALL LOOK LIKE MAGGOT FREAKS !
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COMMENT | MAGGOTS = SHEEP!!!
posted by :
2/24/2005 1:26:17 PM
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losers!! mall metal !
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COMMENT | Hahaa!
posted by : The Fish that should not be
2/24/2005 1:26:24 PM
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No really? i think i'm going to puke!
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COMMENT | NONE OF THOSE COUPLES..
posted by :
2/24/2005 1:27:33 PM
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.Should get married... they're just gonna polute the envirement !!
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COMMENT | wheahh!
posted by : Angelclaw
2/24/2005 1:28:23 PM
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fat ugly americans *shiver*
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COMMENT | ERGH
posted by :
2/24/2005 1:28:27 PM
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WHAT AN UGLY BUNCH OF COUPLES....
YUCK YUCK YUCK! They look like a bunch of tards.
God help the child that pops out of one of those women.
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COMMENT | :D
posted by :
2/24/2005 1:31:14 PM
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That would be cool to do.
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COMMENT | at a loss ...
posted by : _invictus_
2/24/2005 1:37:08 PM
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but here's this: http://www.maggotart.com/pages/1/index.htm
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COMMENT | What's up with Fresneck?
posted by : Loudnessguy
2/24/2005 1:41:33 PM
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This is tough call because they're all special maggots but I like couple # 6 Kevin & Monica......what a lovely couple!
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COMMENT | Shooting fish in a barrel joke:
posted by :
2/24/2005 1:44:18 PM
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I didn't know gay marriage was legal in Fresno!
Beam me up!
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COMMENT | Shooting fish in a barrel joke:
posted by :
2/24/2005 1:44:48 PM
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I didn't know gay marriage was legal in Fresno!
Beam me up!
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COMMENT |
posted by : Spoontoad
2/24/2005 1:56:40 PM
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Damn, Fresno has some fat, ugly chicks!
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COMMENT | whoa.
posted by :
2/24/2005 1:58:01 PM
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i like slipknot.
but this is fucking gay.
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COMMENT | What
posted by :
2/24/2005 2:01:05 PM
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a bunch of wackos. The winners will certainly live to regret this decision!
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COMMENT |
posted by : jeffgq_1
2/24/2005 2:05:16 PM
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the only chick i would remotely think about doing is #3. and whats up with couple #10? gettin a little of that brown sugar huh?
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COMMENT | Regardless of who wins...
posted by :
2/24/2005 2:09:29 PM
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the majority of those people are going to reproduce, if they haven't already. So, if they're maggots, what does that make their kids? Think about it...
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COMMENT |
posted by :
2/24/2005 2:10:49 PM
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That‘s sure something to tell your grandkids...
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COMMENT |
posted by :
2/24/2005 2:24:30 PM
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LAME! ok the spontanouse proposal at the metallica concert was cool, this is just weak. "hey kids, wanna hear about our maggot wedding"
TRASH
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COMMENT | ugh
posted by : well-z
2/24/2005 2:45:27 PM
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I dont even know what to say.......you know all of those marriages are doomed from the start.......
is the dude in couple #1 wearing a yamika?
#3 is the only good looking chick because asians are almost always skinny
nice try #4 for showing a little cleavage
#6 looks like a real metal couple-give it to them
is that fred durst in #7????
#10-the black chick looks not bad either.....all the white chicks are cows
#12-dude, you can do better.....is that silent bob?
#13-shouldnt they have been married 10 years ago?....oh, must be the third marriage, sorry
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COMMENT |
posted by :
2/24/2005 2:53:19 PM
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they should all get married at the mall then kill themselves
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COMMENT | Wow
posted by :
2/24/2005 2:53:49 PM
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I need to go kill myself after seeing that
well-z you left out #11, when I first saw the picture I honestly thought it was 2 dudes.
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COMMENT | olduyhg bariveravkjrwh gci
posted by : heavyjay
2/24/2005 3:04:09 PM
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I'd do weird things with that #9 chick, she looks kinda young and innocent...
I just luv to befoul what is pure and beautiful...
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COMMENT | LOL
posted by :
2/24/2005 3:06:39 PM
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slipknot is one of my favourite one of the best live gigs i have seen is slipknot SLIPKNOT RULES!!! but marriage like that?
you americans aare soo!! LOL!!
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COMMENT | Jay
posted by :
2/24/2005 3:08:01 PM
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We live in a sad sad world over here sometimes.
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COMMENT | the first and only word that...
posted by : Von Doom
2/24/2005 3:16:22 PM
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came to mind was
LOSERS
Now whether or not that applies to Slapnut, the lame radio station that's sponsoring it, or the genetic mutations passing for contestants I'm not sure.
Perhaps it's all three.
yeah, that has to be it...
Start praying for an asteroid strike peiople, we need another mass cull* of the herd.
*not to be confused with the posing shitpile who posts here under the name Kull.
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COMMENT | Does anyone else...
posted by :
2/24/2005 3:23:36 PM
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...find it kind of weird that Shitsnot refers to their fans as "Maggots"? That's a hell of a lot of loyalty to the misguided people that put you there... sure, I never understood what the hell a "Droogie" was, but I'm sure Dave Mustaine cares (in some weird way)... and one has to ask onself, "What rhymes with Maggot that could ALSO be used to describe the nu-metal crowd?"...
Mmm... Beer... c(_)
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COMMENT | you've got to be fucking kidding
posted by :
2/24/2005 3:24:41 PM
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thats so stupid, i don't know what to say, someone make fun of them in my honor while i stoping trying to think about this.
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COMMENT | make that............try to stop thinking
posted by :
2/24/2005 3:26:02 PM
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you see it's killed my poor little brain
DAMN YOU IDIOTS
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COMMENT | 3, 9 and 10
posted by : Hellfire(~\m/~)
2/24/2005 3:29:12 PM
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The rest? I would say that they are fairly representative of Fresno. Fuckin' armpit of California. Almost as bad as Modesto. Thank God I live along the coast.
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COMMENT | Bwahahahahahahahahah
posted by :
2/24/2005 3:37:47 PM
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Only in Fresneck.
Hopefully they'll have enough fresh flowers on hand to stifle the stench of these unkempt losers. (~\m/~)
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COMMENT | So....
posted by : Post Mortem
2/24/2005 3:40:52 PM
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Those are the people responsible for making slipknot a successful band. Get em'
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COMMENT | Jerry Springer episode in the making
posted by : Sinned
2/24/2005 3:44:54 PM
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Some of these bios are hilarious!!!
"If they win, they plan on keeping the marriage a secret from Jennifer's parents." - Keeping a marriage secret is like, so easy. Morons.
"When they heard about the Maggot Marriage, they thought this would be a perfect opportunity to finally get hitched." - It's definitely better than getting married on Jerry Springer. But not by much.
"Monica says if she wins, you'll see her in the pit moshing in her wedding dress." - If you're in the pit with her, kick her stomach a few times to make sure they don't reproduce.
"Nicole elbowed Scott in the face while moshing & she felt bad so she gave him her phone number. They've been dating ever since." - It's funnier when you change the words "moshing" and "dating" around in that quote.
"This Kermin couple met through mutual friends & bumped the uglies on the 1st date. 2 months later, they moved in together & now, 7 months after meeting, they are ready to tie the knot at Slipknot." - Is bumping uglies on the first date with something this fugly something you want the general public to know?
"After dating for 1 year, Robert went to prison for 3 years, so he is no stranger to the Orange jump suit. Socorro waited for Robert, and they've been dating ever since he got out of the pen." - Aw, she waited for him! Little did she know that in those 3 years, he definitely did not wait for her. If you know what I mean.
"However, they've only been dating for 2 WEEKS & amazingly they are ready to take the plunge." - Wow, I haven't shat for 2 weeks and amazingly now I am ready to take the plunge!
"For her part, Samantha has been bustin John's balls to get married for years, and even though she's not a die hard fan, this is her chance to totally take the plunge and marry her man." - Both of them think they totally got what they want, but the fact is they are both losers in the game of life.
"If they don't win the Maggot Marriage - they plan on getting married in a cemetary & Shawn plans to be carried down the isle in a casket." - And then when they die, their friends will dress up their corpses in tuxedo and wedding dress and make them get married! Gnarly!
"They party hard, love each other, and promise to be completely wasted during the Maggot Marriage Ceremony, if they win." - I'd have to be wasted to marry any of these girls. I hope she wears a mask too, just like Slipknot does.
"Jason promises to wear the orange jumpsuit & mask not just at the concert, but also that night on the honeymoon & he claims they'll videotape the honeymoon nookie, then post it on the internet." - I have a better idea, why not have 9 men dress up in orange jumpsuits and masks and have them surprise her on your wedding night. I'd watch a video of that.
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COMMENT | im embarrassed to be a slipknot fan after seeing this shit...
posted by : king ding a ling
2/24/2005 3:51:50 PM
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this is ridicious......who the fuck would wanna admit getting married at a concert, but then again, if they live in Fresno or Bakersfield, they are probably broke as hell and want a free wedding.
i live in los angeles and fresno and bakersfield is red neck, white trash country, everybody knows that.....so some of the goofy, long haired, tattooed, pot heads that are entering this contest dont surprise me in the least.
some of those chicks are hot, but then again ill fuck anything with a hole and a little heat in side.
but some crack me up, most are ex cons, most have only dated for a few weeks or months and they wanna get married.
thats why the divorce rate is so high because these burn outs dont think about marrage seriously and do it for shits a giggles.
if they truly love each other, then more power to them all, and im not claiming to know them all but you can tell by their story and appearance that most are not gonna last more then a couple years.
im getting married in 4 months and its alot of work so if these guys wanna take the easy (and ridicious) way out....cool, but i think its fucking stupid and im sure they will regret it....when they are 75 years old, people wont know who the fuck slipknot was, so whats the point of telling the "maggot marriage" wedding?
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COMMENT | Jerrry Springer...
posted by :
2/24/2005 3:52:31 PM
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Ahahahaha!! That's some funny-ass shit!! Keep going, dude, you're on a roll!!
Mmm... Beer... c(_)
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COMMENT | WOW!
posted by : Red
2/24/2005 4:05:53 PM
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What a bunch of rasist, looser assholes. Brown Sugar, Asian Chicks are always skinny, white girls are cows, I would do, my god people FUCK OFF.
Yeah its lame and ridiculous. In fact its about as lame and ridiculous as the above posts. Who cares, they love each other, their having fun and its a contest from their favorite band. I am sure that the fat white girl with the big rack would turn half the posters here down because her "man" is better looking.
Jesus, just be happy wish them well and move along I am.
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COMMENT | Damn, Red
posted by : Hellfire(~\m/~)
2/24/2005 4:25:30 PM
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Do you have sand in your vagina?
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COMMENT |
posted by : Broken Pope
2/24/2005 4:35:24 PM
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What a bunch of fucking wiggers. America is so gay.
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COMMENT | Now THAT'S funny!
posted by : the Dude (~\m/~)
2/24/2005 5:10:34 PM
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"Maggot Marriage Ceremony". Hahahahahahahahahaha!
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COMMENT | Holy Shit...
posted by :
2/24/2005 5:13:32 PM
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My birthday is April 10. Imagine that, from now on, everytime I'm out with buddies celebrating my birthday, I'm gonna have images of these fuckheads having anniversary sex..."maggotstyle" of course...
That just makes me wanna puke
CHARLIE MURPHY!!!!!!!!
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COMMENT |
posted by : jeffgq_1
2/24/2005 5:23:08 PM
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i hate redheads
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COMMENT |
posted by : gcrites80s
2/24/2005 5:38:28 PM
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I want the fat couple to win!
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COMMENT | thank god
posted by : Lasha
2/24/2005 5:53:04 PM
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its not going to be at he show im going too.
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COMMENT | That's fucking retarded
posted by : NegativeOne
2/24/2005 7:14:10 PM
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And everyone one of those girls looks like she tried to put out a forest fire on her face with a screw driver.
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COMMENT | Chuck Billy?????
posted by :
2/24/2005 7:39:10 PM
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Is it just me or does the woman in couple #13 look EXACTLY like Chuck Billy!!!!
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COMMENT | Ahahaha!!
posted by :
2/24/2005 7:39:21 PM
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Forest Fire... Face... Screw Driver... AHAHAHAHAHA!! You guys are killing me!! I'm send you the laundry bill for all the pairs of y-fronts I've pissed reading the replies to this thread...
Mmm... Beer... c(_)
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COMMENT | now, now, people...
posted by :
2/24/2005 8:32:18 PM
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i think this is a wonderful idea!
[as long as they dont breed]
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COMMENT | damn....
posted by :
2/24/2005 10:32:57 PM
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that is hilarious......fucking stupid as hell....but hilarious none the less!!!!!
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COMMENT | Sinned...
posted by : hollowguy
2/25/2005 12:18:07 AM
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Funny shit...good post.
lol
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COMMENT | a pathetic G-rated attempt
posted by :
2/25/2005 2:13:56 AM
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to top the onstage sex during that Cumshots gig in Norway last
summer.
blessed be.
www.aishwaryaworld.com!
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COMMENT | jesus...
posted by :
2/25/2005 3:27:53 AM
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...the stuff people think up these days...in this case, associating marriage with nu metal...
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COMMENT | Comic relief
posted by : Nightstalker667
2/25/2005 4:04:43 AM
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I hope these maggotheads AKA shitheads don't have kids.
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COMMENT |
posted by :
2/25/2005 4:37:13 AM
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yo' yo' yo'
me n mah girly wer da fifteen cuple we took piksures n everything. i wuz wairing mah slipknot hoody n mah jnco jeens n mah fiday sent beeny. dun git me rong, i m 1 hudred persent a medalhed n i allwayz lisin 2 hevy medal musik but i lik fiday sent cuz he from da streetz n he keep dat shiznit reel. holla!!! but thay day fo' sum reesin towd uz dat we wer no longa n da contest but originoly we wer in da contest.
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COMMENT | Bird Up, Hometoy...
posted by :
2/28/2005 4:21:55 AM
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Dat shit izz tyte to da mizzax, yo...
But seriously, I've always looked rather forward to getting married at some stage, but this is making me rethink the whole thing.
Mmm... Beer... c(_)
Go Beatallica... Fuck Sony!!
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