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STATIC-X Guitarist Busted On Sex Assault, Kidnapping Charges
- Feb. 26, 2005
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Ken Serrano and Chris Jordan of New Jersey's Asbury Park Press have issued the following report: He told the 14-year-old Sayreville girl he was "T-Rex" and he liked to impersonate the guitarist for the heavy metal band they both liked, STATIC-X, authorities said. But the 39-year-old man accused of meeting the girl through the Internet, driving from Pennsylvania and sexually assaulting her in an Old Bridge shopping center in January was no impersonator, police said. Tod Rex Salvador, who goes by the stage name Tripp Eisen, a guitarist for STATIC-X, was apprehended Thursday in Orange County, Calif. by two detectives from New Jersey, authorities said. Salvador, of Burbank, Calif., was charged with kidnapping, aggravated sexual assault, luring to entice a minor through the Internet and endangering the welfare of a child. If convicted, he faces a maximum of 30 years in prison on the kidnapping charge alone. When Det. Scott Crocco of the Old Bridge Police Department and Det. Sgt. David Jones of the state police encountered Salvador, he had just gotten out of jail. Police in California arrested Salvador on Feb. 10 after finding him sleeping in a parked car with a girl with whom he had just had sexual intercourse, said Jon Fleischman of the Orange County Sheriff's Department. Salvador was charged with committing a lewd act with a child and was released after posting $100,000 bail, Fleischman said. Following his arrest Thursday technically on a fugitive warrant from New Jersey, Salvador was turned over to the Central Men's Jail in Santa Ana, Calif. He is being held there without bail while he awaits extradition to New Jersey, authorities said. "We've confiscated several computers to examine them to see if there are other victims," Lt. Kevin Rehmann of the New Jersey State Police said. "We suspect there may be in several other states." STATIC-X is one of the most popular groups to emerge from what's known as the nu-metal scene of the late 1990s that spawned bands like KORN. The band released its debut album, "Wisconsin Death Trip", in 1998. The album went gold, selling half a million copies. A new album is scheduled for release later this year. A call placed to the band's publicist at Warner Bros. was not returned. A management company, The Firm, referred calls to Salvador's Los Angeles-based attorney, Mark Werksmen, who did not return calls. Police said the Sayreville girl met Salvador on a web site where he used the screen name "groverygodadat" under the heading "never married male looking for female." He listed himself as a Republican and the holder of a doctorate. In the section listing the acceptable education level of people he wished to meet, he wrote, "Elementary, High School, Some College, Associate's Degree, Bachelor's Degree, Master's Degree, Doctorate." He started exchanging e-mails with the girl in October, Rehmann said. "He tells the girl he's a fan of the band and portrays himself to look like the guitarist in ( STATIC-X)," Rehmann said. He drove to Old Bridge on Jan. 7 from Pen Argyl, Pa., in a white Ford pickup truck belonging to a Pennsylvania relative, said Lt. Robert Weiss of the Old Bridge Police Department. Salvador, who once lived in New Jersey, was back in Pennsylvania from the West Coast on an extended holiday visit. He drove the Sayreville girl around for a while and then had consensual sex with her in the truck in the parking lot of the shopping center, Weiss said. The girl's mother found out about the assault and went to Old Bridge Detective Thomas Montagna, who started the investigation, Weiss said.
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COMMENT | There goes Static X
posted by : sikeoshriner 2/26/2005 7:44:10 AM
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Stupid fucker! It's not like he can't get legal pussy that looks young. Another fucking moron making metal look bad. Fucking dickhead might as well be playing sports.
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COMMENT | wow...
posted by : Ben Fong Torres 2/26/2005 7:44:21 AM
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You've got to be kidding.
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COMMENT | Wow
posted by : SpelledBackwards 2/26/2005 7:44:56 AM
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Assuming this is true, and that seems very likely, this guy is disgusting. The evidence against him seems pretty overwhelming. I wonder what drives people to target young girls or guys - being a "rock star" like he is could get you plenty of women who are of consenting age...
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COMMENT | Learn how to spell retard
posted by : 2/26/2005 7:44:57 AM
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I don't know who is the bigger dumbfuck....warren666 or Tripp Eisen
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COMMENT | This is nothing to joke about....
posted by : Ben Fong Torres 2/26/2005 7:45:30 AM
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but I wonder if she "bled for days".
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COMMENT | WTF????
posted by : 2/26/2005 7:45:47 AM
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cant this sick fuk get enough pussy on tour?? i gottsa feelin him and wackojacko will be "tossin the salad" with alot of subhuman inmates really soon...lol!!!!
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COMMENT | Static X went shite when this joker joined anyway
posted by : kollex 2/26/2005 7:47:34 AM
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If he's in Static X though you would of thought getting sex wouldn't be much of a problem for him
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COMMENT | first Satyricon, now this...
posted by : pab 2/26/2005 7:48:42 AM
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Moving on from the obviously american response.
If this is true, he should be jailed, no question. As with most stories like this though, i have to take it with a pinch of salt, as its all "allegidly", which contrary to popular belief doesnt mean "true".
May i remind you of (what is probably in the constitution) "innocent until proven guilty".
If its not on the constitution, you may want to remove the archaic "right to bear arms" bit and put that in.
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COMMENT | STATIC X WERE CRAP ANYWAY.
posted by : warren666 2/26/2005 7:51:58 AM
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THE SINGER LOOKS LIKE PHIL ANSELMO WITH STUPID HAIR. THE GUITARIST IS A PEADOPHILE. THE BAND SUCK. THEY LOOK REDICULOUS. THEY PROBERBLY THINK WRESTLING IS REAL. THEY PROBERBLY EAT MCDONALDS. I EXPECT THEY SAY STUPID WORDS LIKE "DOUCHBAG!" ALL THE TIME. THEIR REAL NAMES ARE PROBERBLY "BILLY JOE" OR "JOHN BOY" OR OTHER REDICULOUS RED NECK HILLBILLY NAMES. THEY WATCH CHUCK NORRIS FILMS AND THINK HE IS GREAT. THEY THINK HULK HOGAN IS A REAL ATHLETE. THEY PROBERBLY VOTE FOR ARNIE COS THE THINK HE IS ACTUALLY "THE TERMINATOR" THEY WILL HAVE TO SPLIT UP AND WILL ALL END UP WORKING AT SOME PLACE LIKE "DUNKIN DONUTS!"
THEY ARE TYPICAL AMERICAN COCKROCKERS....
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COMMENT | ...but
posted by : pab 2/26/2005 7:55:25 AM
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i bet they dont rant (poorly) on internet news sites about rubbish in poorly spelled words all in upper case.
Where in Alabama are you from again? (sorry to normal people from alabama)
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COMMENT | wow....
posted by : EyeForAnEye 2/26/2005 7:58:55 AM
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This is going to develop into a pretty big scandal. And as others have said, this is just pathetic. He could have easily gotten legal pussy.
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COMMENT | I CANT BE DUMB BECAUSE...
posted by : warren666 2/26/2005 8:01:48 AM
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IM NOT AMERICAN.
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COMMENT |
posted by : pab 2/26/2005 8:04:45 AM
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Warren666 wrote:
"I CANT BE DUMB BECAUSE IM NOT AN AMERICAN"
Dumb people come in all nationalitys. Congratulations, youre the representative from whatever country you come from.
Have a cookie.
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COMMENT | BUT ITS A FACT
posted by : warren666 2/26/2005 8:07:34 AM
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99.9% OF AMERICANS ARE NATURALY STUPID. I SAW IT ON CNN.
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COMMENT | Hmmm
posted by : ErikersBjorler 2/26/2005 8:09:51 AM
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Naturaly stupid or NATURALLY stupid? You're either a retarded 9 year old child or you have 2 fingers. Those are the only excuses for being such an enormous sack of shit.
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COMMENT | wtf
posted by : sikeoshriner 2/26/2005 8:14:43 AM
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And your obviously not from england because you don't know how to spell anything in english.
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COMMENT | I KNOW HOW TO SPELL
posted by : warren666 2/26/2005 8:16:45 AM
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"AMERICANS ARE DUMB" "AMERICANS ARE STUPID" "AMERICANS THINK THAT WRESTLING IS REAL"
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COMMENT | YES THEY ARE.
posted by : warren666 2/26/2005 8:27:04 AM
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AND WHATS MORE...THEY CONTINUE TO POST ON BLABBERMOUTH REPLIES TO MY NONESENSE.....
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COMMENT | well
posted by : sikeoshriner 2/26/2005 8:27:15 AM
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If you hate Americans so much, then you don't have to come here, including the server your posting messages on.
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COMMENT | I THINK SEXUAL PREDATORS
posted by : warren666 2/26/2005 8:35:00 AM
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ARE MOSTLY AMERICAN
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COMMENT | just to let everyone know:
posted by : EyeForAnEye 2/26/2005 8:43:16 AM
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It's spelt paedophile in some places, so Warren isn't neccessarily making a mistake.
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COMMENT | A bit strange?
posted by : 2/26/2005 8:43:58 AM
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I'm not trying to stick up for anyone because whoever it was shud be strung up and have their bollocks ripped off but 39yrs old,Tripp Eisen is not fuckin 39,surely?
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COMMENT | Tripp Eisen is not fuckin 39,surely?
posted by : pab 2/26/2005 8:45:33 AM
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Thats what i thought.
Plus, why would you pretend to be yourself if youre going to commit a crime? whatever it is.
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COMMENT | warren...
posted by : 2/26/2005 8:45:51 AM
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you just keep eating the free cheese we send your third world ass......mmmk?
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COMMENT | kull...
posted by : pab 2/26/2005 8:52:07 AM
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"here the limit is 14 (or 15?) if the other partner is underage too (a 17 yo can have sex with a 16 yo...but as soon as he turns 18 he must wait for his partner to turn 18 in turn...which is pretty fucked up an idea...)"
Sounds like youre in Holland - that the case? If not where in gods name do you live? lol
To address your other point, i see what you mean. Its possible that someone under the legal age, can have a good experience with an older person - but the point is, it is illegal.
Its also fair to say that people of legal age can be immature enough to not have sex properly, or irresonsibly. Such as unprotected sex, which leads to all sorts of nastys, and no one wants those consequences.
Stick to whats legal though and you cant go much wrong with this subject at least.
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COMMENT | oh no!
posted by : 2/26/2005 9:10:04 AM
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the horror never stops!!!
Oh the horror!!!
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COMMENT | Well, now
posted by : ufufeinnublive 2/26/2005 9:11:53 AM
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Dave Holland, and Gary Glitter have an alleged guitarist for their band...
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COMMENT | I Really Think
posted by : 2/26/2005 9:16:19 AM
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He's A FUCKING LOSER ASS!!
Boy is he going to be someones bitch in the Jersey System!
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COMMENT | peadophiles are mostly american
posted by : warren666 2/26/2005 9:17:17 AM
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i saw it on tv...
"99% of worldwide paedophiles are of american descent"
i think michael moore says it in one of his books.
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COMMENT | In the immortal words of Walter Sobchek....
posted by : the Dude (~\m/~) 2/26/2005 9:40:03 AM
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...."Yeah, but he's a pederass, Dude."
p.s. 90% of the people posting on this thread are morons. Myself not included, of course. ;-) It's especially funny to watch stupid morons attack other morons for being "stupid".
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COMMENT | Basing your argument on Michael Moore's "statistics"...
posted by : the Dude (~\m/~) 2/26/2005 9:43:17 AM
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...just proves my point.
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COMMENT | darkwater04
posted by : warren666 2/26/2005 9:49:24 AM
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"doing research for a website" yeah thats an exellent excuse for looking at all the kiddie porn sites...."yeah cos i wanna shut em down"....pete townsend used the same sort of excuse too...
i heard that 99% of all child porn sites are actually visited by americans...
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COMMENT | Guilty?
posted by : Thunder Tyrant 2/26/2005 10:28:20 AM
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Well the metal community really needed this story to unfold. I feel sorry for the girl and her family if this is true. I have a feeling that it is. Most, not all musicians, are sort of stuck in their adolescent phase and never grow out of it. They have used their "rock star" tricks to get with girls since they were in high school. The problem is, is that guys like this never really grow up and have never learned how to talk with women their own age or older, they only know how to prey on young girls who are stupidly/easily impressed with a "band guy". It's an ego stroke for the guy, that's why he goes after these girls and it's a sickness as well. Chances are if this story is true, that Tripp was probably molested somewhere during his youth, and probably never got help for it, so the circle continues. What a waste...
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COMMENT | Kull lives in Italy......
posted by : 2/26/2005 10:29:40 AM
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I recntly found out, and he's right, having a child is the greatest, yesturday my son got on this computer, accessed my account on yahoo launchcast, had the headphones listening to "I'm Broken" by Pantera...just rockin' out....he's only 3. That is good stuff. warren does'nt like anything if you ignore him he'll settle.
KULL KULL KULL KULL!!!!!!!!!!!
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COMMENT |
posted by : 2/26/2005 10:31:44 AM
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don't these guys fuck 14 year olds all the time backstage. I mean they bring hot chix back their and i doubt they ask for ID. 14 year olds can look much older just as an 18 year old can look 14. This whole internet thing is the creepiest part of this thing. Thats what really makes him look like a whackjob
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COMMENT |
posted by : Broken Pope 2/26/2005 10:32:28 AM
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HAHAHA Todd Salvador sounds like a fucking piece of word. He looks like Michael Jackson except with colored braids.
For those of you who don't believe he's 39 think again. If you post at the Static X message board you'd be banned for revealing his true age and they wouldn't let you mention his REAL name there or you'd be banned too.
This is very true I know because I was banned from that board for making fun of Static X a long time ago.
I think everyone in that band is around 40 years old.
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COMMENT | I heard that warren666 is a troll...
posted by : JMillion 2/26/2005 10:35:07 AM
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I heard that warren666 is a troll who will type anything to get attention.
Scrolling down this thread just made roll my eyes in disbelief.
I heard that 99% of all bulletin board trolls like to try to push pop-culture buttons until somebody bites and replies.
Yeesh. Harming children is bad enough... how can this be divisive?
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COMMENT | Well...
posted by : 2/26/2005 10:45:08 AM
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This explains why Todd hasn't been posting on the message board recently.
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COMMENT | sad for the girl but...
posted by : 2/26/2005 10:50:47 AM
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yea it sucks that this happened to the girl but....get this dreadlocked loser out the band get Koichi back on the guitar record a proper follow up to winsconsin death trip and Static-X will kick ass again.
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COMMENT | why you having a go at me.?
posted by : warren666 2/26/2005 10:52:54 AM
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ive never even posted on here before now. this is my first post.
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COMMENT | Oiii
posted by : 2/26/2005 10:56:08 AM
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Right, Yes If tripp is guilty , throw him in jail, but why are static x getting the shit from some punk ass mother fucker's , anyway, oi warren, chuck norris is a realy good martial artist and a good actor, your a fucking twat faced nipple people might remember me sticking up for slipknot ..as always cuz peopl ecant take it that they have talent in all ways of metal,anyway ive sed my bit, and guys who were saying there bit about this tithead warren, Nice One \m/
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COMMENT |
posted by : Broken Pope 2/26/2005 10:58:51 AM
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hahaha you said Chuck Norris is a good actor.
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COMMENT | OI again
posted by : 2/26/2005 10:59:09 AM
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Oh and im not american , and what maths do you have, 99%9 are stupid? you fucking nugget
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COMMENT | What A Sick Fuck!!
posted by : ryanpday 2/26/2005 10:59:54 AM
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Static X Sucks Ass.
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COMMENT | MICHAEL JACKSON SAYS TRIPP IS INNOCENT
posted by : gRiNd187 2/26/2005 11:16:53 AM
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maybe they can share a cell.
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COMMENT | warren666
posted by : 2/26/2005 11:21:01 AM
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PROBERLY IS NOT A WORD YOU FUCKING MORON. With that said, I am very upset that this has happened with Tripp. He is a good guitarist, but it seems like metal music is falling apart these days. Dime gets murdered, Satyricon bullshit, the continuing Metallica/Mustaine/Kerry King fued, Head leaving Korn, and now this? It just seems that it's all going down hill... I hope it recovers, because I love Metal music, and I don't wanna see the bands I love all start to crumble.
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COMMENT | This is wrong BUT AT LEAST
posted by : 2/26/2005 11:24:25 AM
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he is fucking chicks.
Enjoy!
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COMMENT | Warren666 is just baiting you with BS...
posted by : Von Doom 2/26/2005 11:27:13 AM
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"COMMENT | why you having a go at me.? posted by : warren666 2/26/2005 10:52:54 AM ive never even posted on here before now. this is my first post."
He knows someone is going to call him on it, and he gets off on all the attention.
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COMMENT | He's innocent until proven guilty...
posted by : Von Doom 2/26/2005 11:28:49 AM
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and if he's guilty I hope they throw the book at him.
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COMMENT | fucked up
posted by : Unholyvyrus 2/26/2005 11:34:49 AM
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I personaly interviewed Tripp last year for my college radio station (widb.net) and he seemed like a straight cat. What a sick fuck, makes me want to vomit.
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COMMENT |
posted by : BlackDaimon 2/26/2005 11:56:07 AM
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support the death of metal.
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COMMENT |
posted by : 2/26/2005 12:37:45 PM
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Yianni259 - Wayne Static is 39 too.
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COMMENT | 12 jurors, 1 judge & a 1/2 assed chance
posted by : 2/26/2005 12:54:08 PM
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99.9% of amerikans are stupid so says cnn & you believe it? NOW WHO'S STUPID?
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COMMENT | You know...
posted by : Z-Pac 2/26/2005 1:24:31 PM
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Alot of you are talking about consent ages and stuff....
But uhh, even if it was legal, a 40 year old banging a 14 year old is just gross. lol
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COMMENT | Tripp Eisen-
posted by : 2/26/2005 1:27:56 PM
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he's no Jimmy Page, that's for sure.
blessed be.
www.aishwaryaworld.com!!!!
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COMMENT |
posted by : 2/26/2005 1:29:06 PM
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umm so he pretends to be himself?? Am I missing something?
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COMMENT | Warren666
posted by : 2/26/2005 1:45:24 PM
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I did some research and it said that 100% of all people on this site would take great pleasure in kicking your ass. I know you like beating off about getting attention, but please don't do it near your computer because apparently you have gotten your caps-lock key stuck.
Wow Tripp is the lowest form of life that exists on this world. Lock him up for the longest period possible.
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COMMENT | thats hot!
posted by : 2/26/2005 2:18:31 PM
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to DEATH!
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COMMENT |
posted by : TheClansman?! 2/26/2005 2:39:54 PM
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AHAHHAAHA
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COMMENT | Little girls make my pecker hard!
posted by : 2/26/2005 4:17:18 PM
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:P
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COMMENT | I AGREE WITH THE DUDE....
posted by : 2/26/2005 4:32:22 PM
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....100%.
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COMMENT |
posted by : 2/26/2005 5:34:53 PM
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Big question is why does a guy from a fairly popular band need to get his off the internet. Not enough groupies, this guy is a weirdo. Lets for the benefit of doubt say he is innocent of all these charges, he's still a weird mutherfucker. As far as Static X is concerned the music is probably of that catagory the best, although I must agree with the above the fucking image blows.......
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COMMENT | who cares
posted by : davies_288 2/26/2005 6:21:10 PM
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Dime is dead....boooooo fukin hoooooooooooooooooooooooo
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COMMENT | What the fuck
posted by : 2/26/2005 7:15:25 PM
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Go figure it some nu metal fuck Their still givin us a bad name
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COMMENT | leave him alone
posted by : 2/26/2005 8:19:51 PM
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i totally believe his innocent and i think kiddies we should leave it at that. tripp = innocent until proven guilty and i will always stand ny him. he has been one of my idols for years and after greeting him in person found him very approacable (not in that way you sickos although i do find him very hot) and he was a fantastic person to talk to. so screw all of thoughs against him. leave him alone
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COMMENT | In the words of Glen Benton...
posted by : 2/26/2005 8:27:30 PM
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"Hang the bitch... on the cross..."
The bitch being Tripp, of course. But yeah, that's a good point (further up) about not releasing names. Mud sticks. And if someone IS innocent, these kind of things can ruin reputations. But the evidence against this guy (and whacko jacko) is pretty damning, so BRING BACK IMPALEMENT!!
Aarrrgh... Hungover... x(
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COMMENT |
posted by : 2/26/2005 8:35:25 PM
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i understand wot your syaing above and i know that he has been charged before but he was only found asleep in a car wiv a girl. he wassnt caught doing anything and who is to say that this is true. shit always gets spread about stars and its all down to the media twisting and changing facts so i will never believe this is true as i know from experience that he is a kind hearted man and i adore him
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COMMENT | Send in the clowns!
posted by : Itwalksamongus 2/26/2005 8:57:08 PM
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Warren666 - you, sir, are a fucking idiot. And your anti-American ravings mean nothing and only serve to prove just how fucking stupid you are. Please, continue to enjoy yourself while everyone laughs at you - you fucking stool.
Kull - people from Brazil are not refered to as Americans. How fucking stupid are you?
Survey says:
VERY stupid.
And learn some fucking English, idiot.
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COMMENT | itwalksamongus
posted by : 2/26/2005 9:13:32 PM
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People from Brazil are from SOUTH AMERICA. Thus, South Americans. Thus, AMERICANS.
And, I'm sure he knows english better than you know his MOTHER LANGUAGE. Which is Italian.
Can you speak italian as well as he speaks english?
Didn't think so.
And warren is pretty much seeing how many dumbasses he can't bait by fucking around.
Nice way to put him in his place, though. ;)
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COMMENT | venus_blue
posted by : Itwalksamongus 2/26/2005 9:53:45 PM
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Your use of caps is impressive. *cough* That said, people from Brazil are called Brazilians. Are people from Canada called Americans? They are not. They are called Canadian. Are people from Mexico called Americans? They are not. They are called Mexicans. Please tell me you're not Kull-like in thinking that there is a continent called America - because there isn't.
And excuse me, but how exactly does it matter whether I speak italian or not? That's right, it doesn't.
And speaking of crap English, your "And warren is pretty much seeing how many dumbasses he can't bait by fucking around." would be "can", not "can't".
I hope I've been clear.
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COMMENT | above
posted by : 2/26/2005 10:25:24 PM
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i agree and i dont know if im speaking out of context here but i would screw him, he is a total hottie and im like 17
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COMMENT | fuck off
posted by : 2/26/2005 11:42:06 PM
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fuck off fuck yourself
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COMMENT | Yeah, Well...
posted by : 2/26/2005 11:58:21 PM
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Fuck You Too. Fuck This And Fuck That. Fuck All The Fucking Fucking Brats.
Mmm... Fucking Beer... c(_) Go Beatallica... Fuck Sony!
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COMMENT | And By The Way...
posted by : 2/27/2005 12:00:14 AM
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Fuck Anyone Who Can't Lighten Up. Why else would we come here if not for shits and giggles.
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COMMENT |
posted by : 2/27/2005 12:15:59 AM
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i think you should just all fuck off and leave tripp alone. if your not a supporter then get fucked. tripp army has formed and were out to save him.!!!!!!!!
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COMMENT | this is a very dicey situation here
posted by : Frank1314 2/27/2005 12:25:53 AM
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when I was a young man of 19 I had consensual sex with a young girl that lied to me and told me she was older. Luckily for me her parents were cool and didn't cause problems for me or i might have gone to jail and ben labeled a sex offender. Believe me I learned my lesson and checked id after that.
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COMMENT | i hate this
posted by : Frank1314 2/27/2005 12:27:39 AM
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isn't it past your bed time?
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COMMENT | Frank1314
posted by : Itwalksamongus 2/27/2005 12:36:54 AM
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I'd be interested to know at what point to you "card" your intended pork-pal. Post inhale-the-zeppelin but pre drive-the-skin-bus-into-squishy-town? "Excuse me, miss - but I'll need to see some identification." How does that work, exactly?
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COMMENT | it walks
posted by : Frank1314 2/27/2005 12:58:54 AM
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this happened a long time ago so I haven't had to do it for years. But what I used to do was before I tried to put the moves on a girl I would ask for proof before things got too hot and heavy. Turned alot of girls off but it was worth it to stay out of trouble.
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COMMENT | Just take 'em...
posted by : 2/27/2005 1:07:35 AM
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...to a bar or pub that's really strict with ID. That way, YOU don't have to ask. You've gotta be 18 to go to a pub, or buy cigarettes and porn here in New Zealand, so I don't really understand the whole '21' thing you guys have got over there. But personally, why the hell would I look twice at a chick that couldn't legally obtain me a sixer of Grolsch and some tasty Euro-Porn for my birthday...
Mmm... Beer... c(_) Kick The Dick That Doesn't Kick Go Beatallica... Fuck Sony!!
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COMMENT | Frank1314
posted by : Itwalksamongus 2/27/2005 1:14:19 AM
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Gotcha. And the above poster has a good idea as well. I just got a funny mental image - like, she's all down on your junk, you ask for ID, and she goes "mmmmmmphhhhoooorghakkkooohaaaschlorp". But then, I'm a sick individual.
Always a pleasure.
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COMMENT | Eeeww!!
posted by : 2/27/2005 1:36:19 AM
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That's like something out of a Wayons Brothers movie, Itwalks... still, that's some funny shit!! Oh man, that reminds me... it's been WAY too long since I saw "Don't Be A Menace To South Central While Drinking Your Juices In The Hood"... now THAT'S a funny motherfucking movie...
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COMMENT | dumbass
posted by : 2/27/2005 2:27:47 AM
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Tripp looked cool back in Black&White video and now this crap?Static-X now isn't as good as the Wisconsin Death Trip era...maybe Wayne should persuade Koichi Fukuda to rejoin the group,maybe Ken Jay too.The new album sounded like some normal band album and boring,it doesnt sounds like their so-called "Trancecore" genre...
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COMMENT | what the fuck
posted by : TTSA2004 2/27/2005 3:41:05 AM
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is wrong with people these fucking days? Lying and all that shit over the internet....good luck living with yourself the rest of you're life..
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COMMENT | The very first poster on this thread...
posted by : 2/27/2005 3:51:31 AM
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Said 'fuckin great'. Liek their hate of Static-X was so important to them that having something like this happen to the girl was a good thing because it gave them ammo against the band.
Fucking loser.
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COMMENT | destructo_dog.........
posted by : 2/27/2005 4:05:38 AM
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"Now thats entertainment"......great post!!!
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COMMENT | NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!
posted by : antichristslover 2/27/2005 4:39:25 AM
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fuckhead! this is my fav metal band :( what an arsehole. i cant believe he "assulted" her? crazy shit, so disappointed :(
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COMMENT | STILL....................
posted by : antichristslover 2/27/2005 4:52:10 AM
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he can just fuck off and theyll get someone new and all will be sweet :) WAYNE IS STAIC ANYWAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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COMMENT | whaa
posted by : 2/27/2005 1:57:36 PM
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Sick fuck.
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COMMENT | Here's one American law that sucks!!!
posted by : 2/27/2005 3:30:11 PM
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You can't buy alcohol untill your 21 but they can send you overseas to get your ass blown off when yor 18!!!Now tell me that don't suck.There's plenty more though!!!
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COMMENT | Who the fuck is raising these kids anyway??
posted by : 2/28/2005 1:26:18 AM
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Static-X spawned bands like KoRn?? You should get 5 years for talking some shit like that. When I was a young lad of 15, I was Banging a 19 year old chick. I didn't want her to go to prison, fuck Noooo!! Think what you will and the truth will be spilled, until all the pr(c)ess, pollutes the truth. It's all about popular opinion, and how well we were brainwashed as children. Peace.
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COMMENT | Fuck tripp
posted by : 2/28/2005 5:43:12 AM
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i think he should fuck off even if he's not guilty,bring back koichi fukuda!i think Static-X would have been better off 3 person too
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COMMENT | FUCKING HELL NOT KORN AND STATIC-X IN tHE SAME MONTH
posted by : 2/28/2005 7:43:22 AM
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i dont beleave it why would he go and fuck up his life like dat. that makes me so fucking angry id love to have wot he had ( not sex with a 14 year old girl) but his rockstar life aaaaaaa fucking dickhead
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COMMENT | A few things I missed on my previous post
posted by : 2/28/2005 1:15:08 PM
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Anyone cared about knowing if the girl had sex before? And with who? The irony of all ironies is the paragraph that mentions "and then had consensual sex with her (...)"... Instead of organizing tumults against pedophilists, maybe parents should concern a bit more about what do their sons and daughters do while connected to the internet.
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COMMENT | Pathetic.....
posted by : 2/28/2005 5:24:27 PM
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Why are mallcore bands so fucking lame?
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COMMENT | FUCK OFF
posted by : 7/31/2005 10:22:50 AM
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Who gives a shite? So fucking what? What a beast..lucky bitch. She gets what she wants then must of wanted more...spoilt prat
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COMMENT |
posted by : 7/31/2005 10:25:00 AM
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tripp..when you come out...fuck me
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COMMENT | WELL
posted by : 8/6/2005 12:23:51 AM
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I never did like static X anywyas, the singer reminded me of the slim jim guy too much. But shit, thats disgusting, way to go Tripp, I hope you make a big hairy ape of a man in prison happier than he's ever been.
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COMMENT | Wat A Bitch
posted by : 7/11/2008 1:33:55 AM
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Dude, i used think trip was cool and all, like in murderdolls and static x, but i swear to god he's better off in prison than in front of my face, i'll let bubba take care of his ass, they don't take kindly to sex offenders there, u get wat u deserve, and he made metal look bad, WTF?!?!?!
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COMMENT | get a clue
posted by : 2/3/2010 9:38:34 AM
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"i_hate_this" Get a fuckin clue you dumb whore. He was busted for fuckin around with little girls he deserves to go to jail end of fucking discussion.
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