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Former KORN Guitarist: 'The Jesus Tattoo On My Hand Keeps Me From Masturbating' - Mar. 19, 2005
Former KORN guitarist Brian "Head" Welch's official web site, HeadToChrist.com, has been updated with a brand new interview with Welch. Read on:

Q: Brian, few weeks ago, you felt so desperate that you wanted to die. You even asked God to end your life. What was God's answer to your cry for help?

Brian "Head" Welch: "Mathew 11:28 and to me it's God saying, 'Come tell me and seek me with all your heart and I will take away all of your pain inside and will never judge you because I love you and all I want is for you to come to me with everything in life first.' I'm also getting another tattoo on the other side of my neck called Matthew 6:19 which is also my birthdate. That verse basically says 'Don't store your treasures on earth and don't worship money or fame like it's God.' So with that said, I'm funding my life story to glorify God and I will put it out somewhere in the near future. And again, I will not keep any of the profit. I'm gonna be like the Osbournes but it's focusing on me and God and how much of a sense of humor I have with him but also how much i obey him. For example, the Jesus tatoo on my hand keeps me from masturbating and I haven't been with a woman since my ex-wife left me almost five years ago. I go to those extremes to be like Christ and it works for me. I'm moving my own camera crew in my house on Monday. My goal is to glorify God and show the world how much fun this life is. So I invite everyone in the world to get some popcorn and sit back and watch how he uses me to glorify himself. God rules and believe me, everything I say to you, 50 CENT, or whoever it is, I'm also saying it to myself probably even more! I never said I was perfect and I fall everyday like every man, paster, preacher, woman, child, whoever, we're all human."

Q: In your testimony at the Valley Bible Fellowship, you say the Lord has told you He's tired by the way the world is going on. What would you say to people who don't know the love of Christ, and to those who seek happiness in things that cannot fulfill them?

Brian "Head" Welch: "Christ is the end to all suffering, including loss of loved ones, guilt, suicide, perversion, drug abuse, child abuse, murder, etc."

Q: You've just come back from Israel where [pastor] Ron baptized you in the Jordan River (along with about 20 members of your church). Please, tell us about your experience. What has it done for you?

Brian "Head" Welch: "I'm at peace with myself and instead of being afraid of my own shadow I fear nothing but the Lord. He is the quarterback and I am the football."

Q: Brian, you are the single father of a 6-year-old daughter. Is your faith making a difference in your relationship with her and with others in general?

Brian "Head" Welch: "Yes I am slowly becoming the best dad in the world because my father in heaven is teaching me. And I don't judge people anymore even if they judge me first. It's God's job to judge. Everyone needs to quit trying to be God, including myself. We're all little kids at heart and we don't need to grow up. To me, it's boring to be grown up. Your heart keeps you young no matter how wrinkly you get....ha,ha."

Q: You're starting a solo musical career and have created a new website. What are your plans to use your musical gifts for God's glory?

Brian "Head" Welch: "I don't know if I'm still a musician. I do know I am a soldier for Christ. I ask god to put me in trials so that I can move up in rank faster than any man on earth when I pass the trials. He has rewarded me with answers to my prayers. He now sends me to different pastors to get different things off every one of them, because every church has something different to offer and they all judge the other in some way or another....every church judges. The book of life says it's not our job to judge it's God's job. So when I wake up in the morning I ask that He uses me to glorify Him more than any man in history. Whether it's through music or not, I don't care either way, so I don't know my plans because my plans aren't my plans they're His. I know I'm new, but the power of prayer is very underestimated. God has blessed me with insight to the big picture, because I live my life with Christ all day every day. I call myself 'of the way' of Christ now. And that means I'm a child of God. A REAL Christian or child of God loves all males and females the same so much that they're willing to die for any person. That's me. I feel like our flesh (earth suits) are our devil. All my life's desicions are made from divine inspiration from God. He has all power..... I have none. And I guarantee that almost every person that is now trippin' on me and mocking me, will be following me in a few months. Then they'll soon relize they're not following me, they're following Christ. This all surpasses the human brain. Our brains have failed us and now it's time to think and listen with our hearts. That's what I pray for. Watch what happens. Smile and 'head to christ.' There is some time left but only our heavenly father knows how much... and I submitted the answer to that in prayer too. 'Keep the wind in your face and the sun on your back.'"
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COMMENT |
posted by : flesh-eating corpse
3/19/2005 7:55:56 PM

sloooow news day....

COMMENT | .........
posted by : Execution_Style
3/19/2005 7:59:21 PM

this guy fuckin lost it....sooner or later hes going to relize how much of a idiot hes being....haha

COMMENT | holy shit!
posted by : muxz
3/19/2005 8:01:27 PM

This is too weird even for me

lost it??

his brain's been mugged

COMMENT | wow
posted by : Jester Masque
3/19/2005 8:01:29 PM

i wonder if this is all some sort of big joke...

COMMENT | i have already lost respect for RR
posted by : dyingfestus
3/19/2005 8:06:27 PM

.

COMMENT | oh well....
posted by : constipated rabbit
3/19/2005 8:06:48 PM

Cats around the world....REJOICE!!!!!!

Some of you are going to be saved by Head....

CR (~\m/~)

COMMENT | Wow that's amazing...
posted by : Sixkiller
3/19/2005 8:07:45 PM

The girl next door actually keeps me from masturbating, she's the neighborhood ho :)

COMMENT | THATS WHATS WRONG WITH RELIGION
posted by : fuqu
3/19/2005 8:11:09 PM

WHATS WRONG WITH MASTURBATING?

COMMENT | sure he is following his fucking religion
posted by : warlock
3/19/2005 8:18:29 PM

Doesn't religion prohibit tattoing?? Sure he is following the steps. I hope to see you in hell.

COMMENT |
posted by : I_Eat_Pussy_For_Fun_And_Profit
3/19/2005 8:20:53 PM

Umm... how about using the OTHER hand if you need it that bad, moron.

COMMENT |
posted by : WEIRD DUDE
3/19/2005 8:21:14 PM

what a joke

COMMENT | Anytime........
posted by : domineone
3/19/2005 8:21:40 PM

Should be anytime that we get a "Breaking News" blurp..."Head and his fellow worshipers barracaded insde this adobe hut, say they won't come out until they name a star after Head....ah, ah, I mean Brian!" Do you suppose Brian will give back all the monies he's received doing Korn, and he will donate all future royalties to the needy?" Guessing no......

COMMENT |
posted by : I_Eat_Pussy_For_Fun_And_Profit
3/19/2005 8:23:06 PM

Oh also, in Psalms 150:4 it says "praise Him with stringed instruments". God likes guitars.

COMMENT | ^^^^^Warlock..
posted by : Dekompoze
3/19/2005 8:24:13 PM

I was about to post the same thing. I remember people on here giving James Hetfield shit for getting tattoos And I agree, there is something not right in the head of 'Head'.

COMMENT | ..
posted by : raperaperape
3/19/2005 8:27:08 PM

Korn gave Head to God.

And yes, he has fucking lost it. It's so fucked up that I'm indifferent whether to laugh, wish him the best, wish him death, etc.

COMMENT | Cant take it anymore...
posted by : mindmachine
3/19/2005 8:31:46 PM

Head-not everyone was in the situation you were in-not everyone needs your God or you vision of the world. Its sad-at first I just wanted to respect his choices but he's obviously addicted to Jesus now...

Hey Head-try being a man and being responsible for everything you've done and how you raise your kids. Don't involve us in your mistakes or force your take on the world on 50 Cent or anyone else. Maybe you God needs to tell you that...

COMMENT | Boring Cocksucking MF
posted by : JeffreyHanneman
3/19/2005 8:32:08 PM

"Former KORN guitarist Brian "Head" Welch"

Look, it says FORMER, so he he's not in Korn anymore, so stop bothering us with crap about "has beens that never were".

COMMENT | Wow.
posted by : ufufeinnublive
3/19/2005 8:32:21 PM

Just wow. This guy is just trading one addiction for another. Now he obsesses about religion, instead of money, drugs, and women.

True about ejaculation, though. Studies have shown that men who ejaculate regularly, had healthier prostates, then those who ejaculate rarely. Doesn't matter how they got off, necessarily, just that those who did, had healthier glands and such.

COMMENT |
posted by : megaman18
3/19/2005 8:36:48 PM

OK fuck this mother fucker!!!

COMMENT |
posted by : SDMF04
3/19/2005 8:37:51 PM

this is pathetic....this guy not masterbating is news?
He has lost his fuckin' marbles sayin' stupid shit.

COMMENT |
posted by : SDMF04
3/19/2005 8:39:11 PM

I really hate cats......so excuse me while I.......

COMMENT | Ahahaha!! ^^^
posted by : destructo_dog
3/19/2005 8:42:52 PM

Good call, Dude!! (I got nothing against cats, but still, it's funny...)

Mmm... Beer... c(_)

COMMENT | Any day now...
posted by : the Dude (~\m/~)
3/19/2005 8:45:03 PM

...I expect to see a story about Brian "Head" Welch becoming the newest member of The Polyphonic Spree.

COMMENT | .
posted by : the romanian
3/19/2005 8:47:02 PM

He's got some interesting views, to say the least. Christianity doesn't exactly aprove tattoos so I'm not exacly sure where he's going with that. I take it he uses his other hand to wipe. To each his own I guess.

NP acid bath - the bones of baby dolls (great band, great album, great song)

COMMENT | THIS HORSEFUCKER HAS LOST HIS MIND
posted by : creaturefeature
3/19/2005 8:52:32 PM

I DONT THINK IVE SEEN ANYONE THIS FUCKING INSANE GIVING UP BEING IN ONE THE BIGGEST BANDS OF ALLTIME FOR THIS IMAGINARY BULLSHIT. NO ONE CAN FUCKING PROVE GOD EXSISTS THEREFORE THIS MOTHERFUCKER IS INSANE IN THE HEAD. HOPEFULLY HE WILL JUST GO AWAY AND DIE.

COMMENT | His complete lack of testicles also keeps him from Masturbating.
posted by : NeroKalem
3/19/2005 8:57:42 PM

I mean, hello... he gave up a lifestyle involving groupies for one involving celebacy because he's apparently dedicating himself to Christ, but you don't see him giving all his money away like Benedictine Monks do. Instead, he spends in on airline tickets to Israel so that he can do the "Jesus" thing.

COMMENT |
posted by : Disposable Hero
3/19/2005 9:03:50 PM

Wouldn't you have to tatoo Jesus on both of your hands?

COMMENT | eek
posted by : WillInTheAbyss
3/19/2005 9:06:06 PM

head is giving god a bad name

COMMENT | Head "hasn't been w/ a woman since his wife left him 5 years ago"
posted by : NeroKalem
3/19/2005 9:07:08 PM

.. and the tattoo of Jesus on his hand keeps him from masturbating.

Wow, head really sucks.

COMMENT | MAYBE HEAD SHOULD !!!!!!!!!!!!!
posted by : voltronman
3/19/2005 9:08:59 PM

TRY JOINING STRYPER ON THERE NEW TOUR THEY WOULD BE CALLED STRYPHEAD!!!!!!!!!!!! LAST POST

COMMENT | "... Brian "Head" Welch becoming the newest member of The Polyphonic Spree."
posted by : hollowguy
3/19/2005 9:13:00 PM

No doubt. LOL!

He's obviously joined some kind of messed up cult. Hopefully his won't get signed to a major label and sing #$@$&(@ happy songs.

Why doesn't he sneak a "badgering the witness" session in while wearing gloves? He might not be so high strung as a result.

Hell, he might even go away.

Personally, I wish he would just go away.

COMMENT | People like this give religion a bad name....
posted by : trendkiller
3/19/2005 9:13:06 PM

...Seriously. I have absolutely nothing against people who are religious and/or spiritual by any means, but these extreme mega-believers that take every word of the Bible as the literal truth are really just doing more harm than good. Head is now claiming to be "the best dad in the world" and some sort of savior...how fucking full of yourself can you get for Christ's sake (no pun intended). Maybe if people actually started looking within themselves for answers instead of relying on a fucking fictional book we'd get somewhere for a change.

COMMENT |
posted by : campbell666
3/19/2005 9:24:13 PM

How the hell does he know that Jesus never jerked off?

Oh, that's right I forget. Apparently God is speaking to Head all the time now because Head is the new messiah. God help us all! If Head is the new messiah then Satan please take me now.

COMMENT | Sidenote:
posted by : campbell666
3/19/2005 9:27:11 PM

"Why try? World dies. Christ hides, When Satan rules his world."

Gotta love Deicide!

COMMENT | .....
posted by : ohmetal
3/19/2005 9:30:03 PM

What a fucking weirdo.

COMMENT |
posted by : tpie
3/19/2005 9:38:17 PM

christianity is just as strange and creepy as any other cult. filled with crazy beliefs and brainwashed people.

COMMENT | lol WTF
posted by : wearethelost
3/19/2005 9:39:10 PM

this guy has gone off the deep end. he's in the news now more than with korn, he needs to dissapear.

COMMENT | I wonder...
posted by : Storm King
3/19/2005 9:43:24 PM

If he tattoos Jesus on his mouth, will he shut the fuck up?

COMMENT | this is SO
posted by : www.blackviolin.com
3/19/2005 9:48:52 PM

hysterical...

COMMENT |
posted by : The Space Lord
3/19/2005 9:50:37 PM

The Dude: "...I expect to see a story about Brian "Head" Welch becoming the newest member of The Polyphonic Spree."

I'm so embarrassed to know who they are too.

COMMENT | shit
posted by : vas defferens
3/19/2005 9:58:44 PM

it really seems like this dude has completley lost it... "He is the quarterback, and I am the football"? thats just fucking ridiculous. that whole masturbating quote is just silly as well, and i hope for his sake that he isnt serious, because if so, i really think he may need to seek professional help. Also, i must very randomly add that i think Metallicas cover of Stone Cold Crazy is actually very well done, and this was after the haircuts

COMMENT | For a guy who dont' punch the clown, this guy is sure one jerk off
posted by : DaBOG
3/19/2005 9:59:22 PM

Fuck Korn and Fuck BMouth for following this nonense. I'd reather read about Fred Durst

COMMENT | this is hilarious!
posted by : SxDxMxF
3/19/2005 10:00:20 PM

i wonder how long will this last?

COMMENT | For a guy who dont' punch the clown, this guy is sure one jerk off
posted by : DaBOG
3/19/2005 10:08:18 PM

Fuck Korn and Fuck BMouth for following this nonense. I'd reather read about Fred Durst

COMMENT | Yeah, come on, Bori!!
posted by : destructo_dog
3/19/2005 10:13:42 PM

How 'bout another Durst thread, just for ol' times sake?

Somehow, the "Deicide Cancels European Porn" article from Infernal Combustion seems extremely relevant...

http://www.roadrunnerrecords.com/infernalcombustion/news.aspx?newsitemID=148

And speaking of IC, are you reading this shit, Keith!! This is just crying out for an article!! We miss ya, dude!!

Mmm... Beer... c(_)

COMMENT | save the cats!!!!!!!!!!!
posted by : constipated rabbit
3/19/2005 10:18:27 PM

Don't beat on the meat!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

CR (~\m/~)

COMMENT | well
posted by : vas defferens
3/19/2005 10:18:40 PM

i find it hard to believe that he has really acatually accepted christianity. It sounds more like this dude is having some sort of crisis, and this is just a phase, or perhaps something traumatic has recently happened to him, and this is the only way he feels comfortable with dealing with it. I mean, i just dont see how a human being can have the mind capacity to completely change the way they think in such a short period of time. This man is sick, and should probably check into an institution for a few weeks, just for his own safety really. Hell, i cant look down on that, i was actually institutionalized twice during this past month for drug abuse, and mental problems, but its gay now, cuz i owe the hospital a couple thousand dollars.

COMMENT | if not
posted by : vas defferens
3/19/2005 10:21:56 PM

i wouldnt be suprised if this dude winded up killing himself, or at least having a full blown mental breakdown

COMMENT | Now THAT would be hysterical...
posted by : destructo_dog
3/19/2005 10:30:10 PM

Glen Benton becoming a Jesus Crispy...

I also have a feeling that "Save The Kittens - Don't Beat On The Meat" would make a killer bumper sticker... good call, rabbit!!

Now if you'll excuse me, I've just scored the motherload of "Chicks With Dicks" videos, and I'm off to lay waste to all the local neighbourhood cats.

Mmm... Beer... c(_)

COMMENT | And I also wonder...
posted by : destructo_dog
3/19/2005 10:31:55 PM

...if Tommy Lee had a tattoo of Jesus on his John Thomas, would that stop T-Boner from verbally fellating him in every post?

Mmm... Beer... c(_)

COMMENT |
posted by : Temujin
3/19/2005 10:44:44 PM

Do 5 years of Meth straight and your brain turns to mush....that much is apparent...hmmmm, lets turn to God and start a company with a Baldwin....but not the successful talented one

COMMENT | god hates us all
posted by : maphia
3/19/2005 10:55:01 PM

better join p.o.d.

COMMENT |
posted by : Jughead McAnus
3/19/2005 11:07:51 PM

>>the Jesus tatoo on my hand keeps me from masturbating<<

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COMMENT | KoRn Sucks and so do you "head".................
posted by : 4givininhell
3/19/2005 11:09:21 PM

Fuck this fuckin head and all like him, no, I will not follow you soon nor will I follow "christ" fuck all that fantasy bullshit. This fuckin' guy is delusional, kinda remindes me of a dude I worked with a while back. he "found christ" too and became so fuckin weird and unbearable to everyone else in the place that he got his ass shit canned from the job!!!!

Fuck you're religion "head"............I don't give a rodents anus what the fuck you believe in, not a goddamn thing. Maybe you should snap one off, then you might feel better about life man......BTW KORN SUCKED AND STILL SUCKS ASS and god made it that way!!!!!!!!

Just remember this kiddies, you're ALWAYS gonna be 4 givin in HELL.

ALWAYS.

Oh, and another thing...I said a few months back, that I thought Iron Maiden would be a fuckin great choice for Ozzfest and all I got from you blabber fukin idiots was grief!!!!!! fUCK YOU ALL!!!!! looks like Ozzy (sharon) has like opinions......

BLS is overrated.

Nuff Said, Fuck You and the cock you rode in on.

COMMENT | This is crazy
posted by : divine_guy
3/20/2005 12:04:38 AM

This shit is crazy, I like korn alot, but there going down. I just hope they go to a concert and they turn off the lights and head comes out start playing a solo, and then he join the band again, cus korn was so fucking awesome with head. ..... Korn needs to get another guitarist before they make another album........ Korn is what they are, WHEN they have Munky and another guitarist.

COMMENT | Brian Hand ?
posted by : EmmysLemmy
3/20/2005 12:19:19 AM

The dude will now say he has healing powers. He has found the cure to stop guys from going blind. Tat Jesus on your knuckles and thus you won't beat off.

Damn, why didn't I think of that.

COMMENT | DECHRISTIANIZE
posted by : TheClansman?!
3/20/2005 12:26:12 AM

DECHRISTIANIZE
DECHRISTIANIZE

COMMENT | I didn't even read the article
posted by : Disciple Of Slayer
3/20/2005 12:41:29 AM

I'm having a blast with the comments here, especially destructo_dog...

' Now if you'll excuse me, I've just scored the motherload of "Chicks With Dicks" videos, and I'm off to lay waste to all the local neighbourhood cats. '

FUCKIN' HILARIOUS

COMMENT | A Cult
posted by : thorrnny
3/20/2005 12:43:49 AM

This guy i sa nut job! Where are the holy rollers like "The Dude" to defend this freak. Yup, I guess they realize "Head" is a full blown Jesus nut!

P.S. Jesus adn Chrisianity is a sham. all made up to keep people in line. There are a few people around herw that defend Jesus, they only do so cuz there unsure and hping that their "love" for Jesus serves as an insurance policy just in case Jesus is real!

COMMENT |
posted by : hateinsideyourhead
3/20/2005 12:58:39 AM

You know how people say "have a drink for me!!"?

Well Im having a wank for you Head.

All the more porn for me to look at...give me your share you weak minded fool.

Dont mess with hard drugs kiddies.............

COMMENT | ^^^^
posted by : thorrnny
3/20/2005 1:00:52 AM

LOL!!!!!

That's hot --Paris Hilton

COMMENT | +
posted by : venus_blue
3/20/2005 1:13:33 AM

How dare we wish to feel good!


God made us what we are...

and if we don't change - and be like other HUMAN BEINGS want us to be - he will punish us!

So, god created us... And HE'S GONNA FUCKIN' PUNISH US FOR IT?!


We're all pretty fucked then.

Start feeding the needy, start trying to make the world a better place, or just shut the fuuuuuuuuuck up. Bible verses serve one purpose: they were written by men to inspire other men to do acts of good. Sometimes that works, sometimes it doesn't.

Oh well, thank god I'm ambidextrous.

COMMENT | FUCK JESUS!
posted by : goat
3/20/2005 1:28:11 AM

AND FUCK YOU!

COMMENT | LOL
posted by : kornfreak
3/20/2005 1:37:58 AM

Huge kornfan, but head is royaly fucked in the head!

COMMENT | BALANCE
posted by : Aod762
3/20/2005 1:57:28 AM

this is always so sad. you take a person, whether it be drugs, or women or money or whatever, and they get consumed outright. eventually, they flip the fuck out. they go to ridiculous extremes. it's just as bad....people will stop binging on drugs or sex or material goods, and they binge on Jesus. I have nothing against God or Christ, i'm down, but to an extent. For those of us who believe in God, or God as we understand, i'm sure we're willing to admit that he didn't create us just to have us grovel at his feet for our whole existence. i'm sorry for you head....

COMMENT | Mental illness......... yep
posted by : KISSkrazy73
3/20/2005 2:27:45 AM

Has this man been checked for skitzophrenia? It's a known fact that when a person has this disorder, they become SUPER JESUS FREAKS!! It goes hand-in-hand with the paranoia a person feels a lot of the time.Look it up............ The dude is SICK and needs some time away from it all, and some hard-core drugs!!! But..... they are the kind that a church loves, rick and very vocal about the cause. I wouldn't take anything he says for truth until he goes to the nuthouse for at least 6 months!

COMMENT | I just read the interview.....
posted by : constipated rabbit
3/20/2005 2:28:40 AM

*vomits everywhere, while laughing at how stupid this has become.....vomits some more.....vomit comes out nose......*

COMMENT | PLEASE PLEASE
posted by : POOPNOODLE
3/20/2005 2:30:04 AM

Someone ANYONE......SHOOT this fucking crazy piece of shit...Please please please pleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeease...Fucking religion is going to kill this planet

COMMENT | "Cat-related" content in the bible?
posted by : ThirdEyeOpen13
3/20/2005 2:38:11 AM

So according to that principle, the "cat" gets fucked in either scenario--the real deal or masturbation. And feel free to substitute the proper synonym here...

I guess I've been missing out by not reading the ultimate storybook...

COMMENT | O_o ?
posted by : Risti Kita
3/20/2005 2:50:39 AM

"Christ is the end to all suffering, including loss of loved ones, guilt, suicide, perversion, drug abuse, child abuse, murder, etc."

Yeah right....

NP Ensiferum - Slayer of Light

COMMENT | TOTALLY BRAINWASHED IDIOT.
posted by : SERIALKILLERSAREAWESOME
3/20/2005 2:54:57 AM

HAIL SATANIC SACRIFICE.
HAIL MURDER
HAIL MASTURBATION ANS SATANIC PERVERSION
HAIL CHURCH FIRES
HAIL NUCLEAR HOLOCAUST
HAIL GENOCIDE
HAIL SUICIDAL MANIACS
HAIL WEAPONS OF MASS DESTRUCTION.
HAIL SATAN
HAIL SATAN
HAIL SATAN
HAIL SATAN
HAIL SATAN
HAIL SATAN

COMMENT |
posted by : dornoforpyros
3/20/2005 3:01:35 AM

ok at first I thought the whole head discovering Jesus thing was kinda schocking but I thought "hey good for him"

But I am now 100% convinced the guys been brain washed.

COMMENT | ASHES
posted by : TheClansman?!
3/20/2005 3:07:20 AM

GRIM CHURCH BURNING

COMMENT |
posted by : TTSA2004
3/20/2005 4:03:44 AM

Head needs to get it out of his ass. Real good Dad, bitching about the jesus on your hand so you dont jack off all over the place cause you're so lonely, get a life dude...your child probably hates you. Good job, dad.

COMMENT | Brian "HEAD CASE" Welch
posted by : ADCS
3/20/2005 5:11:01 AM

COBSteele02, very cool post. Great points made buddy

COMMENT | JESUS FACTS FROM THE BIBLE.
posted by : SERIALKILLERSAREAWESOME
3/20/2005 5:49:28 AM

JESUS IS GAY
JESUS MASTURBATES
JESUS LOVES ANAL SEX
JESUS LOVES MURDER
JESUS LOVES INCEST
JESUS LOVES DILDOS
JESUS USES A "REAL DOLL"
JESUS SUCKED OFF JUDAS.
JESUS LOVES BESTIALITY
JESUS LOVES FRED DIRSTS ASS

COMMENT | Help him
posted by : Soul Survivor
3/20/2005 6:38:29 AM

This guy need a beer... NOW!!!!!!
He's fucked up..

I think KORN need to call their new album
"The Jesus Tattoo On My Hand Keeps Me From Masturbating"

haha..

COMMENT | HAHAHAHAHAH
posted by : DeadShkinMask
3/20/2005 6:38:35 AM

Man, the headline is SO IC...

Speak of the devil, I wonder if IC still exists...*goes to check*

COMMENT | ???
posted by : satankidneypie
3/20/2005 6:39:21 AM

The more I read about this the more I become convinced it is an elaborate hoax by Korn...

COMMENT | Hmmm
posted by : dropkick
3/20/2005 6:57:48 AM

That man is so lost......

COMMENT |
posted by : Darkwater04
3/20/2005 7:21:00 AM

vas deferens... I agree about Stone Cold Crazy... but it wasn't recorded after the hair cuts. It was actually recorded before the Black Album came out. On the Year and a half in the life of... movie (first part), you can see the band watching the grammys from the studio and they win for that cover.

About the story though... this guy sucks. I had the utmost respect for him when this whole circus first started because I had no idea what he really had become. I fucking hate Christianity with the fire of a thousand suns, but I still respect people who follow their heart.... BUT, I have no respect for him anymore. The more stories I read about this brainwashed fool, the more I worry about humanity.

I don't know... shit like this just makes me want to burn churches.

COMMENT |
posted by : S4INT
3/20/2005 7:42:15 AM

LMFAO

COMMENT | if this guy...
posted by : deathtomusic
3/20/2005 8:06:14 AM

...can get something from a death-cult and a book that has been edited by 2000 years of politics - hey! good luck man.

I wouldn't be surprised if he declares some time soon that he is the second coming...

COMMENT | No wonder his wife left him.....
posted by : NeroKalem
3/20/2005 8:48:19 AM

Without testicles, it's hard to pelase one's wife.

COMMENT | Oh well,
posted by : ch-
3/20/2005 9:07:29 AM

what the hey, the position for second guitarplayer in korn is now open!
John, Munky, guys, CALL ME!!

COMMENT | This guy has lost it
posted by : the ladder
3/20/2005 9:45:54 AM

head hasnt shot a load in 5 years? man he's gotta be pretty backed up...maybe when he falls off the jesus wagon he should be in the next bukkaki video with some cum slurpin honey.

so did he pay for all 20 of his church members to hopa plane to jerusalem? Is he going to keep some of the $ from his reality show so he can keep the lights on and pay for his house? WHo exactly is going to broadcast this "reality show" the God network?
If it does ever make it to that stage, I would bet it would be successful due to the fact that many people would watchout of morbid curiosity and then watch because the show is unintentionally hilarious. THe guy has lost it and has no sense of reality. I guess years of doing crank will do that to your brain and thought process. good luck man, your gonna need it.
and KORN still sucks!!!! always have always will.

COMMENT | Why doesn't he ........
posted by : The_Craigus_Dude
3/20/2005 9:46:43 AM

just tattoo his mouth to remind to shut the fuck up!!!

COMMENT | what kind of drugs
posted by : Lasha
3/20/2005 10:22:09 AM

is this weirdo on?

COMMENT | Truly
posted by : hurricane hugo
3/20/2005 11:48:54 AM

sad.

COMMENT | ACCORDING TO Sexologists, it's healthy
posted by : mrpunchy
3/20/2005 11:50:47 AM

As long as it's not "abuse" ...

so does this guy know. Brainwashed. Old fashion-headed.

COMMENT |
posted by : MegaMan_C_
3/20/2005 11:55:01 AM

Somebody put a bullet in this guy, right now!

COMMENT | OMFG
posted by : Eeyore666
3/20/2005 12:24:23 PM

Holy shit, what got into him!!! He played in fucking korn, a fucking great band and legendery. Head was a damn good guitarist and a cool guy when he played in korn. But now he became a fucking JESUS FREAK!!! I can't stand those motherfuckers who loves god and always talks about him and all the bible bullshit too. Religion is fucking BULLSHIT!!! And thos fuckers who believes in that rubbish must be fucking dumb!! And head...I lost all my respect toward him! Fuck him!!!

COMMENT | hoax....
posted by : ZombieHunter
3/20/2005 12:33:52 PM

alright, that right there cements it. its a shock value hoax. think about... noone really cares about korn anymore... kinda like limp dipstick... noone cares... so fatboy john davis says "hey head guy, you be our martyr, pretend you love jesus and leave the band and go waaaaaay overboard with it. hehe.. it'll work cause our fans are dumbasses". ya'll follow me??

COMMENT | Head needs Head. Seriously- no sex in 5 years, and no jerking off?
posted by : NeroKalem
3/20/2005 12:59:41 PM

He's almost as gay as Lorch

COMMENT | Well
posted by : Curly Sue
3/20/2005 1:16:50 PM

at least, speaking as a KoRn fan, no-one can call him a wanker anymore

COMMENT | Fuck him.
posted by : DITM_Joe
3/20/2005 1:28:21 PM

It's a false crusade. I'm catholic and everything, but Head is a fucking dickhead.

COMMENT | A child of God?
posted by : PulseOfTheMaggots
3/20/2005 1:30:32 PM

I respect his decision and all,.. but he's starting to act like he's the new messiah or something.

COMMENT |
posted by : Insomniaman1
3/20/2005 1:35:09 PM

This guy has really lost it.... A Jesus tattoo on his hand?... Wow... He reeeeally lost it...

COMMENT | Never thought I'd say this and mean it but...
posted by : \m/...Baron Von Wasteland...\m/
3/20/2005 1:40:32 PM

A day without Head is a good day indeed.

COMMENT | Tabloid trash
posted by : metalspider
3/20/2005 1:50:32 PM

This has to be one of the worst articles Blabbermouth has prinited yet. This site makes the National Enquirer look the New York Times with a crap story like this. This is just plain DUMB.

COMMENT | hahaha
posted by : www.blackviolin.com
3/20/2005 2:06:39 PM

the fun never ends...

COMMENT | The guy's brainwashed
posted by : Lycanthropunk
3/20/2005 2:09:12 PM

ignorant and stupid.
How very sad.

COMMENT | blackerdays ^^^^^
posted by : POOPNOODLE
3/20/2005 2:14:07 PM

Shut the fuck up...You are just as bad as this fruit cake...Religions rules are ALWAYS adjusted for the individual idiot who hides behind it and in it...Shoot your mother if you get a chance

COMMENT | hm
posted by : AimlessDave
3/20/2005 2:24:04 PM

"I go to those extremes to be like Christ and it works for me."

Have you seen the way the man looks, these days? Not only is he obsessed with Jesus, he wants to look like him too.

COMMENT | Oh, fuck. That headline.. and, his domain name.....
posted by : Nemesis Divina
3/20/2005 2:24:05 PM

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

-takes a breath of fresh air-

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

COMMENT | Too bad Bori
posted by : hurricane hugo
3/20/2005 2:53:11 PM

didn't wait 'til today to post this- it's PALM SUNDAY!!!!!

blessed be...and, for all the stroke artists out there...

www.aishwaryaworld.com!

COMMENT | ?????????
posted by : truthrains
3/20/2005 3:32:43 PM

there is actually someone who wont pound one off???????

COMMENT | LOL!!!
posted by : KANNIBAL KORPSE
3/20/2005 5:11:21 PM

Boy oh boy, it just keeps getting weirder doesn't it. Gee, I
wonder why his ex-wife left him!

COMMENT | LOL!!!
posted by : KANNIBAL KORPSE
3/20/2005 5:13:36 PM

Boy oh boy, it just keeps getting wierder doesn't it. Gee, I
wonder why his ex-wife left him!

COMMENT | OK im not beleiving this shit anymore...
posted by : the_heretic_bastard
3/20/2005 6:41:46 PM

This has got to be a fucking joke and if it isn't Brian Welch is a true gaynal sex lover.

COMMENT | haha keep this news coming blabbermouth!
posted by : BlackFuneralTears
3/20/2005 6:52:26 PM

this is very entertaining!

COMMENT | Everybody gets pissed at Blabbermouth....
posted by : romant666
3/20/2005 7:33:05 PM

...for putting up stories like this.
But look, 150+ posts....

COMMENT | haven't been with a woman since my ex-wife left me almost five years ago?
posted by : ledd
3/20/2005 8:09:40 PM

what a fucking gay

COMMENT |
posted by : SDMF04
3/20/2005 8:14:15 PM

Everytime I read this "head"line...I don't know if I should laugh or puke!!!!!!!!!!




OOOOPS...there goes another kitten.


MYSUGAR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

COMMENT |
posted by : Reco133
3/20/2005 10:51:20 PM

hes still got the other hand he can learn to beat off with lol. this guy is a fucking clown and its so funny, if it wasnt for god where would i be and would would i have to laugh at for neing a full n00b.....

COMMENT | Ouch!!!
posted by : joe american
3/21/2005 12:31:39 AM

This guy is going to give himself the blueballs. LOL

COMMENT |
posted by : Nemesis Divina
3/21/2005 3:11:13 AM

Wow, isn't getting tattoos, or any form of body modification, a sin in his religion?

Could have sworn it is.

COMMENT | "...and the sun on your back."
posted by : hurricane hugo
3/21/2005 11:34:02 AM

Uh, Head...you spelled "sun" wrong.

blessed be.

www.aishwaryaworld.com!

COMMENT | MMMMMMM
posted by : BLEMISH106131
3/21/2005 2:48:06 PM

CRACK KILLS BROTHER BLABBERMOUTH NEEDS TO START A DEATH POOL ON HIM..I GIVE HIM 2 YEARS MAX TILL HES WORM BAIT

COMMENT | You guys all suck your all blind guides!
posted by : Zion Freak
7/26/2005 1:21:08 AM

Well, When Brian was with Korn you all had much love for him. Now you hate his freakin guts. Sounds conditional to me. Your all a bunch of blabber mouths! What a perfect site for you to vent your frustrations. Maybe all of you are the freakin nuts because you all play with yourselves to much. Have you ever read the dangers of to much masturbation? You all remind me of people that go into schools and shoot people for their faith. Remember that? Or are you all to burnt to remember and now your mad at Brian because God is restoring his brain cells and yours are to fryed to see anything good in anything. Ah, it was columbine. They killed those kids because of their faith. Also all of you are the religious ones. Where do you get your freakin theology on Tattoos? According to my bible, Jesus has written on his leg " King of Kings and Lord of Lords". God loves tattoos! Its just been man's twisted view of righteousness and pleasing God by earning it that has taught this crap. Salvation is a free gift all you have to do is accept it. Also I didnt see Brian welch say I got a tattoo on my hand so I could tell all of you that you have to stop masturbating! Your all afraid and obviously your greatly troubled and offended by his comments. Do you feel scared that God has saved one of your fellow evil worshiipers. Well you better be because hes coming to visit you. Not much time for your comfort zones. Watch out hes gonna mess your hair up. Lol and I honestly hope its in a good way and he blasts you with his love! Well if I was God I would come down and freakin smote all you but God is ever merciful with his hands stretched out toward you. And as I recall when Jesus was on the cross he wasnt up there saying " you bastards Im gonna get ya". No he said "" Father forgive them for they know not what they do".
.

COMMENT | c.w.c
posted by : c.w.c
4/24/2006 10:15:17 PM

jesus love u aneway



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