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Is GENE SIMMONS The Next SPONGEBOB?
- Mar. 24, 2005
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David E. Williams of CNN.com has issued the following report: Gene Simmons, the fire-breathing, blood-spitting KISS star, just might be the next Spongebob, thanks to his latest project: "My Dad the Rock Star". The show recently started airing in the United States on the cable channel Nickelodeon, alongside animated favorites like Jimmy Neutron, Rugrats and the Fairly Oddparents. It's a typical tale of pre-teen rebellion, complete with green hair, tattoos and screams of "turn that music down." Only in this case, dad's the rebel and his son is the one seeking a quiet, normal life. Simmons, the cartoon's creator and executive producer, said the idea sprang out of a conversation about career day at his son, Nick's, school. "So you had people coming in with scissors, you know, 'my mom's a hair stylist,' or a toothbrush, 'my dad's a dentist,' and my son came in with a poster of me spewing blood and spitting fire," Simmons said. That got him thinking about how kids just want to fit in, and led to a deal with Canadian entertainment company Nelvana. "There are enough social problems with kids trying to find out who they are and so on without having to depend on mom or dad to define who they are," he said. Read more at CNN.com.
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COMMENT | hmmm...
posted by : The Oracle 3/24/2005 9:09:55 PM
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Gene does look an awful lot like spongebob. I have to admit.
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COMMENT | or
posted by : The Oracle 3/24/2005 9:11:11 PM
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maybe the powderpuff girls.
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COMMENT | While I've yet to figure out the mystique
posted by : ufufeinnublive 3/24/2005 9:31:55 PM
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of Spongebob Squarepants, the cartoon's immense popularity alludes me, I will say that "My Dad, the Rock Star" is godawful, dull, and devoid of any imagination. I don't care whose involved w/ it. Its just plain bad. I don't imagine it make the billion+ dollars that Spongebob made last year in all the licensing, movie, dvd sales, etc.
As far as what cartoon character Gene most resembles...there was a GI Joe named Zartan that was definitely inspired by Gene Simmons face paint, and something akin to corpsepaint. But he was way cooler than Gene. But not as cool as Serpentor, Cobra Commander or Destro. And GI Joe was never as cool as the original Transformers, IMO. But I digress.
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COMMENT |
posted by : 3/24/2005 9:34:46 PM
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He is a big hairy spongebob that has had over 7000 sexual partners, thats exactly what the kids need nowadays.
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COMMENT | Cool
posted by : T-Boner.com 3/24/2005 11:00:37 PM
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I want them on DVD
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COMMENT |
posted by : 3/24/2005 11:54:21 PM
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well this show comes on after spongebob at 5, and i never bother to stick around and watch it, it's no damn spongebob, thats for sure! well i admit i havent really given it much of a chance, but yeah it does seem very dull, as ufufeinnublive points out. by the way dude, check out the spongebob movie, that oughta get you into it!
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COMMENT | gene = spongebob???
posted by : 3/25/2005 12:00:14 AM
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lets see:
spongebob is cool and funny, chicks dig it gene is an asshole, chicks used to dig it
mmmmmm spongebob wins
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COMMENT | wow
posted by : 3/25/2005 12:01:06 AM
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This is just silly thats all i can really say about that.. however i do recall hearing Pantera playing a segment from Death Rattle on the show.
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COMMENT | Gene? Spongebob?
posted by : 3/25/2005 12:27:50 AM
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Not bloody likely!! Just imagine all the crappy merchandise waiting in the wings for this happy little character... just out curiousity, did Gene actually WRITE this cartoon, or did he just come up with the idea, and thus hog all the credit? I have yet to see this cartoon... does the main character spend long days making sure every penny is accounted for, and tracking down anyone with the nerve to use 'his' facepaint design?
Mmm... Beer... c(_)
P.S. I've always wondered how the fuck ANYONE could mistake King Diamond's face paint for Gene's... perhaps Gene just had sour grapes because King Diamond writes better music and puts on a better show?
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posted by : 3/25/2005 12:31:11 AM
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pffft no, I've seen "my dad the rockstar" and even if your stoned outta mind you are it's just not entertaining.
Unlike Spongebob which is funny as hell even if your not high
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COMMENT | james
posted by : ufufeinnublive 3/25/2005 12:34:55 AM
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Thanks for the recommendation, I'll give it another shot, I have watched a few episodes and it just hasn't grabbed me. I did find one episode oddly transfixing. The one where Spongebob and a Jellyfish have a rave of sorts in his house/pineapple.
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COMMENT | Destructo_Dog
posted by : ufufeinnublive 3/25/2005 12:41:18 AM
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Actually, the show focuses on the life of the pre-teen son of said 'rock star' and how he copes w/ his parents, etc. Its really nothing special...Honestly, you aren't missing anything.
And I will concede the fact that they have characters named Sandy Cheeks, and live in a town called Bikini Bottom is even more amusing, especially the fact that they managed to get such monikers past standards and practices for a kids network.
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COMMENT | Little Innuendo there, I guess...
posted by : 3/25/2005 12:53:25 AM
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...perhaps it's like in the lion king, where if you freeze it on a certain frame, you can see the word "Sex" spelt out in dust. Animators have a bizzarro sense of humour...
Seriously, if this cartoon washes up on my fair shores, I'll probably watch it once, just out of morbid curiousity (so I can say that "Yes, I have indeed watched it, and yes, it does indeed suck")... and on a related note, I hope I can have at least ONE keyboard class at Jazz School this year where some smartass DOESN'T play the Spongebob Squarepants theme...
Mmmm... Beer... c(_)
P.S. I miss Beavis & Butt-Head... (sigh)
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posted by : 3/25/2005 1:01:44 AM
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like i said the other day: Family Guy, Futurama, Aqua Teen Hunger Force, Sealab 2021 and Venture Bros., and basically everything else on Cartoon Network's (Adult Swim) kick the shit outta this stupid fucking show. hands down. Adult Swim is the next best thing next to the best of the best of South Park and the best of Beavis & Buttehead.
MESHUGGAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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COMMENT | Agrees w/ Molotov
posted by : ufufeinnublive 3/25/2005 1:16:30 AM
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The Venture Bros in particular is amazing. There are some brilliant cartoons on Adult Swim, but the Venture Bros are my absolute favorite.
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COMMENT | Except for the money!!!
posted by : 3/25/2005 3:32:49 AM
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It must suck to be Gene's kid.Took pictures to school of his dad who used to be one of the coolest hard rockers in the world.Now he's a self proclaimed asshole!!!
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COMMENT | Don't watch cartoons but
posted by : Sellarvein89 3/25/2005 5:41:56 AM
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Spongebob is better that Gene Simmons "mediocre" cartoon. Here's a good name for a Gene Simmons cartoon.
Geney in a Sperm Bottle.
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COMMENT | Oh yeah, almost forgot to mention...
posted by : 3/25/2005 5:46:22 AM
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Gene $immons is a fat, hairy, money-grubbing cockholster!! With a face like his, it's no wonder he wore make-up all those years. If only he'd just fuck off and die, but what I'd REALLY like is to see him bankrupt. Word around the campfire is he's starting to feel the effects of impotence (but that IS a rumour, so take it for what it is), so that's a start... perhaps my voodoo doll is starting to work. All those pins did wonders for my Fred Durst and Ted Nugent dolls. But I'm not having much luck with the $haron Osbourne doll... it's almost as if she's under the protection of Satan himself... oh well, back to the ritual room...
Mmm... Beer... c(_)
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COMMENT | Well...
posted by : Rebel-Rattlesnake 3/25/2005 6:05:04 AM
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I don't know if he is the next spongebob, but he is gay as well !
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COMMENT | Gene, the Weeble
posted by : Javis 3/25/2005 7:22:51 AM
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He wobbles, but he just won't go away.
This post is hilarious. I can't wait to see the millions of cheezy merchandise Cheez Whiz is already contemplating.
Next we'll see Eric and Tommy dressed up in $cab Spongebob makeup.
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COMMENT | Rockstar BLOWS!!!! Patrick Star UNDERRATED!!!!!
posted by : 3/25/2005 7:53:49 AM
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I could hardly bare watching 1 episode of Gene's cartoon, and my kids (who love KISS also) never watch it. BORING!!!!!!
Yet, Spongebob and PATRICK have one of the funniest shows on TV much less cartoons. (stoned or not)
Patrick Star is the funniest cartoon starfish in history!!!
VIVA le STAR
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COMMENT |
posted by : JohnSandman 3/25/2005 11:34:37 AM
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that show is TERRIBLE. I actually took the time to watch one of the episodes, and it isnt funny or clever
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COMMENT | Dang!
posted by : 3/25/2005 11:55:29 AM
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I bet kissrules masturbates furiously while watching this dreck!
Gene Simmons = Businessman = ENEMY OF ROCK AND ROLL
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COMMENT | Then does that mean...
posted by : 3/25/2005 12:55:50 PM
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Gene's gay too? Maybe saying that Gene is the next SpongeBob is CNN's way of saying Gene Simmons is gay.
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COMMENT | Cartoons
posted by : Mictian 3/25/2005 1:01:58 PM
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I love Adult Swim (Venture Bros. does rule!), but I really miss the cartoons of old, where people weren't as easily 'offended'...or the media just didn't care about the offended parties, lol. Count Duckula, for example, had a pentagram just within the opening of the cartoon, and dealt with a duck who couldn't drink blood but only ate vegetables. Adult Swim is now the salvation of sorts for those who miss those old cartoons with substance or who just want something truly funny and/or original.
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COMMENT |
posted by : Von Doom 3/25/2005 3:16:47 PM
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"Geez what a STUPID cartoon that was, almost as mind-boggling as the A.team, people shooting all the time and not even a casualty."
Who knew they were Italian?
heh
Anyways... I like the following animated series:
beavis and butt-head king of the hill futurama batman (the animated series, not the crappy animaed one) the irresponsible captain tyler vandread samurai jack reboot
and a few more I cannot recall atm.
but spongebob and my dad the rock star are both LAME.
yuck, hack, cough, puke...
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COMMENT | Damn javis!!!
posted by : 3/27/2005 2:16:16 PM
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that was funny.scab sponge bobs!!!
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