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Former WARRANT Frontman Signs On For VH1's 'Celebrity Fit Club 2' - Apr. 23, 2005
Former WARRANT frontman Jani Lane has signed on for the next installment of VH1's "Celebrity Fit Club" reality series. The following description of the show comes from VH1's official web site:

VH1's "Celebrity Fit Club", hosted by comedian Ant, is one unique reality series. Simply by signing up to VH1's "Celebrity Fit Club", our participants are making a statement to the world that they have a problem and they need help to overcome it. They'll be aiming to shed pounds, but they'll also have to shed their inhibitions.

On this show will you see these celebrities revealed as never before:

* "227"'s Jackée Harry
* Actor Gary Busey
* "America's Next Top Model"'s Tocarra
* Victoria Jackson, best known as a comedienne on "Saturday Night Live"
* Phil Margera from MTV's "Viva La Bam"
* Jani Lane, frontman of rock group WARRANT
* Willie Aames, best known from "Charles In Charge"
* Wendy Kaufman ... Yep, the Snapple lady is back!

It's a simple concept: Eight overweight stars are divided into two teams and challenged to get fit and lose weight over a 14 week period. Along the way they will each:

* Be publicly weighed in every show — individually, and as teams on a pair of giant scales

* Be called to account by our supervising panel, who'll be aware of every half-hearted sit-up and every sneaked donut

* Have the deepest secrets of their diet and lifestyle revealed

* Be put through the mill by the toughest drill instructor the U.S. Marines has ever produced

* Deal with the antagonism of the rival team's celebrities as the weight-loss battle gets intense

This show is about much more than diet and exercise. It's about vanity, rivalry and self discovery. It's an emotional show but it's often funny and never downbeat. There will be tears, there will be tantrums, there will be breakdowns, but the abiding tone is positive and life enhancing. All the celebrities will emerge from this show as changed people and, as viewers, we will have been privileged to see that change happening before our eyes.

Each week the celebrities will be summoned to our purpose-designed Fit Camp, where they'll face challenges ranging from belly dancing to ballet, from synchronized swimming to limbo.

Each week they will face the music on the loneliest walk in television as they find out whether they have lost weight or gained it: And they'll face the consequences from our panel of MD, psychotherapist and drill instructor.

And each week they'll have to deal with the praise or recriminations from their fellow team members — and the taunts of their rivals.
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COMMENT | He needs it...
posted by : deafpossum
4/23/2005 1:14:48 PM

Last time I saw him he looked swollen!

COMMENT | Maybe....
posted by : angstmonger
4/23/2005 1:33:36 PM

A little too much "Cherry Pie?" /runs for cover/

COMMENT | G...
posted by : Daddy?!
4/23/2005 1:41:27 PM

....ay!

COMMENT | If you get cast in a show like this...
posted by : RedBEARD
4/23/2005 1:47:46 PM

...And you aren't already a joke in the eye of the public (i.e., Phil Margera, the Snapple bitch, etc.), isn't it time to put the gun in your mouth and pull the trigger?

COMMENT |
posted by : Kovaks
4/23/2005 1:49:53 PM

This is simply pathetic.

Warrant was a joke anyway...

COMMENT |
posted by : Captain Spaulding
4/23/2005 2:04:59 PM

Celebrity Fit Club kicks ass, so I will be looking forward to it.





DARK THRONE!!!

COMMENT | LoL
posted by : MetalliCanadian
4/23/2005 2:13:36 PM

Sad.

COMMENT | BEERFANATIC
posted by : Captain Spaulding
4/23/2005 2:53:26 PM

Put it in perfect perspective....






DARK THRONE!!!

COMMENT |
posted by : 0-0 (Where Evil Dwells)
4/23/2005 3:10:27 PM

I liked Gary Busey show on CC.

COMMENT | Angstmonger
posted by : Basskiller
4/23/2005 3:30:38 PM

The cherry pie thing...expected.

I think I would watch this alone for Gary Busey. He has pretty much shown the world that you can crack your head open, reduce your brain power to a workload easily accomplished by the last three living braincells and still function as a working actor in Hollywood. Give him a Mars Bar.

Vince
www.chronicnarcosis.com

COMMENT | I think redBEARD and Kovaks are being a couple of pussies....
posted by : Benzer
4/23/2005 3:30:54 PM

.......Stop whining about it being "sad".. You pussies are sad. This show could be funny. It's fucking TV, lighten up and take the stick out of your butts. Smoke a Bowl and stop being wimps!

COMMENT | Benzer
posted by : Basskiller
4/23/2005 3:34:35 PM

I got that covered right now...How else would you sort through this stuff?

Vince
www.chronicnarcosis.com

COMMENT | Damn, Redbeard!
posted by : Basskiller
4/23/2005 3:41:01 PM

Relax, bro. It is just a show...now if we were talking about Sharon Osbourne, I would throw in on the bullets. lol.

God, I hope The Contra Costa Times doesn't run a story on this.

Vince
www.chronicnarcosis.com

COMMENT | I was in a local band
posted by : egidizzy
4/23/2005 4:40:00 PM

that played the second stage at the Metal Edge Rock Fest in 2002, and Warrant was one of the main acts. Jani looked really heavy and bloated then, and imagine he has gotten worse since. I wish him luck. He certainly needs some help.

COMMENT | I would say Willie.....
posted by : RoqABilly
4/23/2005 5:11:02 PM

Aames is best know for playing Tommy Bradford on 8 is Enough. Charles in Charge was never a prime time hit.

COMMENT | What part of what I said was a complaint?
posted by : RedBEARD
4/23/2005 6:05:05 PM

Fuck off, Benzer - if you didn't have so much bong water on your brain maybe you'd be able to comprehend my statement. It wasn't a complaint, just an opinion. A complaint would've sounded like, "DAMN, dude...why they didnt get Corey Haim for that shit?"

These "celebrities" have had their 15 minutes of fame and now their careers are all but over. As such, you would think they would have sense enough to realize when they're being taken advantage of by a shit-can network like VH1. I can only hope that I'm never so desparate for money!

COMMENT | How appropriate!
posted by : speedemon
4/23/2005 8:31:57 PM

LOL!

We saw this piece of work at the Rainbow Bar last Sat. after the Soilwork show. Someone I was standing next to commented how hard and fast this guy has hit the wall. He looks odd, he gained 25 lbs. exactly on his belly and not an ounce anywhere else. Went frome being one of MTVs chick magnets to this.

Good luck dude, I know your pain, getting old sucks.

COMMENT |
posted by : SDMF04
4/23/2005 9:25:11 PM

Gary Busey will make this show worth watchin'.
Damn snapple lady...how big do you have to be to be invited back....I guess she didn't get it done in the first season, at least she's dedicated.
I may be wrong, but isnt Willie Aames "Bible Man"?

COMMENT | Eeewww!! Reality TV!! Get It Off!! Get It Off!!
posted by : destructo_dog
4/23/2005 9:46:05 PM

Anyone dumb enough to appear on a show like this DESERVES to be absolutely humiliated, period. Once again, thank fuck we don't have this horrible VH1 channel I've been hearing so much about lately in New Zealand. But like it would matter if we did...

Mmm... Beer... c(_)

COMMENT | Phil Margera trying to losing weight
posted by : Skinless Bloodbath
4/24/2005 2:46:52 AM

that ought to be comic gold.

COMMENT | HOW ABOUT!!!!!!!!!!!!
posted by : voltronman
4/24/2005 7:33:16 AM

PUT YNGWIE'S ASS ON THE FAT SHOW ASS SHOW, HE WOULD MOST LIKELY FIRE THE WHOLE DAMN CAST!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

COMMENT | jani lane is fat?
posted by : BreakerMetal
4/24/2005 8:50:59 AM

i saw him on MMM a while back, i thought my picture tube was going. whew!

COMMENT | Sing along with me!
posted by : hurricane hugo
4/24/2005 2:05:56 PM

"He's twice the man he used to be,
twice the man he used to be,
twice the man he used to beeeee..."

blessed beeeee...

COMMENT | hehateme......
posted by : SDMF04
4/24/2005 8:02:06 PM

I have to admit, that was one of the best re-write to a song I have seen!



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