AMEN drummer Joe Letz has posted the following message in the "Forum" section of the band's official web site:

"So we are all whoring it up at the Rainbow in Hollywood a couple weeks ago, when i was approached in the mens room by the one and only Anna Nicole Smith. First she offers me some blow, and before I have a chance to refuse, she pulls it out of her handbag, only to spill most of it on the floor and lose her balance and slip half way into what was probably some dude's piss. At this point I am just laughing right in this woman's face as I help her up and realize that she is so fucked up that she probably doesn't even realize she is in the men's bathroom. Right then I was content with thinking that this experience is almost over as I am planning my polite escape back into the club, when all of a sudden she asks me the GOLDEN QUESTION. What might this question be you ask? Well, Anna Nicole Smith grabs my arm (half out of intensity of what she is about to ask me, and half to maintain balance and not to fall down again) and asks, 'Who is that boy sitting next to you outside?' that boy? I'm thinkin, what fuckin BOY can this crazy lady be talkin' about.... the only person I was sitting next to was [Casey] Chaos [AMEN singer].... so I go on to describe Casey to her, and she just begins nodding her head and smiling this big stupid grin. At this point I feel like I have won the lottery and quickly rush her out off the bathroom to introduce her to our unsuspecting friend, Casey Chaos. What followed was utterly fucking priceless.

"So this is what happens.... I walk her over to the elevated booth where Casey is sitting across from the rest of the guys, and try introducing him to my new friend. Casey is just looking at me in utter confusion. I can't really tell if he just can't hear me because it is so loud or if he is bothered by the fact that she starts grabbing at his ankle to try and pull him closer to her. Now that she seems totally engaged with Casey's mere presence, I decide to leave her alone, and grab Nate's camera to try and document this experience... Unfortunately, I only got this one shot before a big dude, who I later found out was her security guard, threatened me not to take anymore photos of her (the photo marks the moment in history right after Casey poured a shot of tequila down her throat and actually shoved a lime in her mouth like she was a little kid who used a curse word and was getting her mouth washed out with soap). Anna, in a strange sign of gratitude for her punishment, kissed Casey's hand like he was prince charming). So I gave the camera back to Nate for safe keeping without the dude seeing and sent him on the other side of the room.

"Anna Nicole then invites herself up to our booth, which was the beginning to the end of a messy night for the disaster in heels. First she pushes me out of the way like she never even saw me before, and runs over to Casey, bends over and just puts her hands on his dick. We are all laughing and Casey, half hysterical, half embarrassed, tries to politely push her off of him. She then decides to sit on Casey's lap, and fuck man, I don't care what she looks like in those Trimspa ads, that shit looked like it hurt. So at this point, Casey kinda gets freaked out by her and tries to push her off and she does this weird crowd-surfing at a concert thing where she is half way up in the air and she just puts her arms out and lets all her weight lean horizontally... expecting for Casey and me to hold her up? To embrace her? To make believe she was Superman? I have no fuckin idea. We, of course, DON'T catch her, and she falls on the table in front of us, knocking over a shitload of bottles and glasses. Club security runs over and sees this messy bitch sitting on the floor laughing so hard that she is basically crying, and they start getting all up on Casey's shit... We explained to them what happened and it didn't seem like they were believing us, but when the security guard bends down and asks her if she is okay, SHE SLAPS HIM IN THE FACE...!!!!!!!!!!!!!! He then begins to pick her up by her arm, and he is VERY pissed.... at this point, Anna's security guard, who one minute ago looked like he didn't want to have anything to do with her drunken messy self, gets all in the dude's face for grabbin' her and shit, and some other guy from the club staff puts him in a headlock!!! Well, to make a long story a little bit shorter, they both get kicked out. We later find out that she gets carried out of there on a regular basis. I asked them why they don't ban her from the bar, and they said that to not let someone like that into the bar is very bad for business... I guess so, I'm sure everyone that witnessed it sure felt like they got their money's worth for a night out in Hollywood. In fact, it was so stereotypically/disgustingly hollywood that it was fantastic.

"ALL HAIL VAUDEVILLE!!! THE LAND OF THE PLASTIC TITS AND PISS AND SHIT!!!"