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OZZY OSBOURNE's Children To Pen Autobiography
- June 13, 2005
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According to the Daily Star, Ozzy Osbourne's children, Kelly and Jack, are planning to write their autobiography, in which they will explain pros and cons of growing up in a well-known family.
"The book will be a detailed account of growing up in such a well known family and about facing up to everyday pressures of having famous folks," the Sun quoted a source as saying to Daily Star.
The teenagers will also talk about the time they spent in rehabilitation center to fight their addictions to alcohol and painkillers.
"They will also discuss the sheer terror they faced when their father Ozzy was critically ill in hospital after a quad bike accident and how their brave mother Sharon battled breast cancer. Kelly is also planning to talk about her stormy relationship with sister Aimee. They've had enough rows to feed several chapters," the source revealed.
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COMMENT | And it's titled
posted by : Paster of Muppets 6/13/2005 6:22:14 AM
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How to be a complete, miserable junkie fuck-up living off his/her parents like a stinking leech.
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COMMENT | Why?
posted by : 6/13/2005 6:26:59 AM
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Why god? Oh fucking why did you give Ozzy and Sharon the ability to procreate? WHHHHYYYY???
(~\m/~)
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COMMENT | No
posted by : SCARAH 6/13/2005 6:28:58 AM
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Why would I go all the way to a shop and spend my hard earned money on a book about these fucks? I'm sure the drug addiction stories are just amazing...
WORST IDEA EVER
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COMMENT |
posted by : 6/13/2005 6:36:55 AM
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ozzy is a god, but his kids are only known because of that crappy show.
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COMMENT |
posted by : 6/13/2005 7:54:05 AM
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Who writes autobiographies at that age? They'd be about 6 pages long!
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COMMENT | haha
posted by : 6/13/2005 8:04:36 AM
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That was the best chapter breakdown ever. Haha.
Seriously though...who cares?
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COMMENT | hmmmm
posted by : 6/13/2005 8:13:02 AM
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wonder if the local library will stock it. i'c be interested to see what new "shocking" stories and revelations they are going to roll out. what? ozzy tried to kill sharon once?
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COMMENT |
posted by : INFLAMER 6/13/2005 8:23:13 AM
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what the fuck? who the hell is gonna care about that? it's not like they've done anything special in their lives so everyone would want to read their autobiography! fucking lame.
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COMMENT | why god, why?
posted by : xedhead 6/13/2005 8:49:33 AM
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Why the fuck are they writing a book? Didn't we see alot of this shit on the show. I am really tired of Blabbermouth postin shit about Ozzy. He hasn't done anything interesting in ages. His kids are just spolied brats. May they all die of aids and rot in hell.
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COMMENT |
posted by : Viking Christ 6/13/2005 9:04:49 AM
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Can't they keep anything private?
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COMMENT | Pink Floyd reunites with Roger Waters......
posted by : 6/13/2005 9:26:02 AM
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and this is the best Blabbermouth can come up with....Fuck, that is it , FOREVER, bye Bitches
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COMMENT | title
posted by : 6/13/2005 9:46:06 AM
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the title will be diary of spolied rich brats! we already know your miserable life's story, you are 2 spoiled rich brats who got/get everything in life you want and reward your rich parents by making complete asses of yourselves. granted they were the worst parents in the world but still rich and if you had any brains would not have made the choices you did. let's see mom and dad didn't tell me not to shoot herion or pop pills so it must be ok, never mind dad is a walkie zombie because of drugs i will do it anyway. just shut up and go away losers!
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COMMENT | uh huh
posted by : Juan91 6/13/2005 9:56:08 AM
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good one, that was funny.
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COMMENT | I want to know
posted by : hippieshateslayer 6/13/2005 10:13:54 AM
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who the hell is gonna buy this.
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COMMENT |
posted by : Rich376 6/13/2005 11:12:49 AM
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WHO GIVES A FUCK!!!!! I'm soooo FUCKING SICK of the Osbourne family. Who really cares what Ozzy's rich brats have to say about anything. Wow, It must be a real tough life growing up rich and having everything You want.
FUCK these "Trust Fund" Brats.
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COMMENT | OZZY IS GOD
posted by : RiotAct666 6/13/2005 11:40:06 AM
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BUT I CAN'T STAND HIS FAMILY WHO THE FUCK IS GOING TO BUY OR EVEN READ THIS SHIT.
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COMMENT | Yeah
posted by : ALICEINCHAINS2 6/13/2005 11:55:59 AM
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OZZY IS COOL, who cares about the rest of them?
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COMMENT | Kelly's autobiography is already written. ORCA
posted by : 6/13/2005 12:00:31 PM
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The Killer Whale!
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COMMENT | uh huh
posted by : mevyhetal 6/13/2005 12:31:38 PM
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You forgot "Chapter 13: It's hard to book a decent metal festival when your parents are rich and famous"
;p
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COMMENT | Chapter 14
posted by : 6/13/2005 2:30:22 PM
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It's so hard to find a kickboxer your own age who's willing to take a dive, no matter how rich and famous your parents are. You end up settling for some retiree instead.
blessed be.
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COMMENT | Any autobiography written by those kids...
posted by : Von Doom 6/13/2005 4:27:17 PM
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is a waste of perfectly good paper.
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COMMENT | Spoilt brat fucking idiots!
posted by : Zakks_HighE_String 6/13/2005 4:49:14 PM
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Until they both appear in porn movies (Pool Boy 19 with Jack 'Oral Shit' Osbourne & Red Neck Pig Fucks Kelly O it makes her 'SHUT UP') How can this shit be considered news?
Get off your drugged ass and do some real work! Stop getting rich of your Dad's good name!
SDMF Motherfucker, England Chapter
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COMMENT | I know who'll buy it
posted by : 6/13/2005 6:17:27 PM
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I bet you Bert from The Used picks up a copy.
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COMMENT |
posted by : rycheskull 6/14/2005 4:54:16 AM
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Well you gotta have SOMETHING to do while you're in rehab.
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COMMENT |
posted by : 6/14/2005 11:27:57 PM
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Dear Diary, Today I managed to gobble 7 fat burgers.
---Kelly
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COMMENT | its a good time
posted by : 8/18/2005 2:25:28 PM
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thanks kids
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