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BEATALLICA Bassist To Sit Out Fall Tour
- Nov. 21, 2005
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Bassist Kliff McBurtney of the Milwaukee-based BEATALLICA, a satirical mashup act whose hilarious schtick marries the songwriting prowess of the BEATLES to the deep-throated rock growl of METALLICA, has posted the following message on the group's official web site:
"At the beginning of November my wife, daughter and myself made a big jump and moved to the Seattle, WA area. This is something that we have been talking about doing even before I was in BEATALLICA. Due to a certain turn of events and family obligations we decided that the time was now or never. We really enjoy it out here and look forward to getting to know the people and area more. However, we do miss all of our family and friends back in the Midwest and there's no doubt about that.
"Which brings me to the important issue. Between just getting off the road/plane, trying to get my family's move completed and trying to get everything settled here in the Northwest I will not be able to go out on the upcoming late fall tour here in the States. It saddens me that I can't be out there, not only for the band but for all of the fans and friends that I was so looking forward to meeting. But when it comes down to it, family comes first, always.
"Have no fear though, the guys will have a great friend and musician along with them in my place this time around and I have every bit of confidence in the world that he'll show my ass up night after night! Treat him right because he's one of us. Get out there and get slammed!"
BEATALLICA recently received help from METALLICA drummer Lars Ulrich in their dispute with the Sony Corporation over BEATALLICA's "unlawful use" of the group's compositions "without authorization or license." The case has since been resolved, with BEATALLICA being allowed once again to operate their web site, Beatallica.org, and continue performing their patented blend of BEATLES tunes in a METALLICA style.
Upcoming BEATALLICA shows:
Nov. 28 - Columbus, OH - Little Brother's Nov. 29 - Washington, DC - Black Cat Dec. 01 - Baltimore, MD - Fletcher's Dec. 02 - New York City - Knitting Factory Dec. 03 - Philadelphia, PA - North Star Dec. 04 - Cambridge, MA - MIddle East Dec. 05 - Brooklyn, NYC - TBA Dec. 07 - Fort Wayne, IN - Piere's Dec. 08 - Detroit, MI - Smalls Dec. 10 - Chicago, IL - Subterranean Dec. 11 - Milwaukee, WI - Vnuk's
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COMMENT | MYSPACE.COM/AUTOBOMB
posted by : 11/21/2005 10:01:50 PM
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MYSPACE.COM/AUTOBOMB MYSPACE.COM/AUTOBOMB MYSPACE.COM/AUTOBOMB MYSPACE.COM/AUTOBOMB MYSPACE.COM/AUTOBOMB
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COMMENT | Haha
posted by : 11/21/2005 10:19:04 PM
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HUNH!?!?
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COMMENT | Kliff McBurtney?
posted by : TheLastScion03 11/21/2005 10:31:13 PM
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That's funny stuff right there. Beatallica is alot of fun to listen to. Singer sounds very much like James. I think that their drummer is better than Lars.....hehe(pretty sure I'll get flamed for that)
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COMMENT |
posted by : 11/21/2005 10:52:50 PM
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nah youre right lars sucks
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COMMENT |
posted by : 11/21/2005 10:54:51 PM
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this is a pretty cool idea for a mix of sounds. personally i've always wanted to do a covers album. mix like a Cephalic Carnage/Mortician/The Crown/Cannibal Corpse--mix and do death/grind covers of those pop-singers, boy bands, maybe do covers of random shit like Eye of The Tiger with blast beats and shit. with me doing Cephalic Carnage/Cannibal Corpse type vocals, of course. i've always wanted to do that. someday........
also.....hoping Detroit Red Wing Jiri Fischer will be okay. that was some freaky shit during tonight's game (had a seizure, game postponed). hopefully he'll be able to play again somewhere down the line....
MESHUGGAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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COMMENT | THEY SHOULD HIRE JASONIC WHILE HE'S NOT TOURING WITH VOIVOD
posted by : mrpunchy 11/21/2005 11:11:26 PM
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YOINK!
OR HIRE DAVE ELLEFSON EVEN?
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COMMENT | hahahahahahahahahahahahah
posted by : 11/21/2005 11:36:36 PM
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Shut up, bitches
Metallica rules!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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COMMENT | FAT? Is that all you shallow people care?
posted by : mrpunchy 11/21/2005 11:43:22 PM
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Life: you get older, sometimes fatter.
Deal with it. Beauty is NOT permanent.
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COMMENT | Metallica doesn't suck
posted by : TheLastScion03 11/22/2005 1:12:58 AM
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Just their music. But they still bust out the ole' tunes pretty damn good live. BTW Lars IS fat....in the head, kinda looks alot like Mr. Mackey.
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COMMENT |
posted by : 11/22/2005 3:21:23 AM
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autobomb fucking sucks more than beatallica does!
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COMMENT | why?
posted by : 11/22/2005 5:00:27 AM
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I pnly had to listen to the ad for thier concert to know these guys suck worse than anything I have heard in awhile. even as a joke they are not funny and I can't believe anyine would spend money to go see them let alone waste money on listen to the crap they put out.
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COMMENT | beatallica is kinda funny
posted by : The Reverand 11/22/2005 7:32:55 AM
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I laughed my ass off when I heard "The Thing That Should Not Let It Be".
Now they're just back to being lame.
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posted by : Dr NoX 11/22/2005 8:03:05 AM
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people are taking this dumb band way too seriously.
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COMMENT | Mr. Punchy...
posted by : Chralk 11/22/2005 11:15:42 AM
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....is now Mr. Paunchy.
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posted by : burns1059 11/22/2005 9:17:20 PM
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ANYONE EVER HEARD OF A BAND CALLED METALLIGER? THEY PLAY TALLICA COVERS AND SMASH FRUIT
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