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OZZY Says SLASH Offerred Him Money To Moon The Queen
- Dec. 12, 2005
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Australia's Herald Sun is reporting that Ozzy Osbourne admits he was a few beers away from mooning the Queen, and cannot fathom why she would want to meet the "tattooed lunatic".
He said former GUNS N' ROSES guitarist Slash offered him cash to flash his rear at Royal Variety Performance last month and, had he not quit his wildman boozing days, he would have had the bare-faced cheek.
The BLACK SABBATH frontman, 57, said Slash offered him $9,000 to flash his behind during a recent Cardiff show.
"A few beers inside me and I would have double mooned the Royal Box," the self-styled Prince of Darkness told Britain's The People Sunday newspaper.
Osbourne from Aston, Birmingham, chatted with the Queen afterwards and said she was "really warm and friendly".
"I was standing next to that muppet thingy, Kermit the Frog, with Rod Stewart punching it in the head," he said.
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COMMENT | THAT IS POCKET CHANGE............
posted by : ANG6248
12/12/2005 9:17:20 AM
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OZZY CAN FIND THAT KIND OF MONEY IN HIS COUCH. STUPID TO OFFER THAT. THE FUCK WOULD'VE DONE IT FOR FREE IF HE HAD A LITTLE MORE TO DRINK.
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COMMENT | .
posted by :
12/12/2005 9:20:23 AM
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Kermit is metal!! /,,/
Haha, what a weird story...Rod Stewart punching a muppet, Ozzy standing next to them...Hope someone got a picture of that...
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COMMENT | Sounds Like
posted by :
12/12/2005 9:26:37 AM
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good fucking times to me!
Dezmon
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COMMENT | Stick...
posted by :
12/12/2005 9:34:52 AM
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...Ozzies head on a pole.
This old chocolate-stirrer should've showed some balls and moon that ugly bitch that is called a queen.
At least 9.000 dollars would have been enough to have a surgeon make that walking "failure of nature" Sharon look remotely human.
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COMMENT | ozzy was
posted by :
12/12/2005 9:53:06 AM
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not singing live at that show either.
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COMMENT | If Sharon had only known...
posted by :
12/12/2005 9:55:15 AM
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...she would have forced Ozzy into doing it.
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COMMENT |
posted by : deathleppercon666
12/12/2005 10:09:12 AM
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hahahahahaha
ozzy rules
slash rules
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COMMENT | .
posted by : MtDewMetalHead
12/12/2005 10:13:31 AM
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http://www.brianmay.com/queen/palace/sq-ozzy-kermit-rod-queen-lg.jpg
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COMMENT |
posted by : HORRORHOLIC
12/12/2005 10:24:20 AM
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"ENEMYWITHIN" Ozzy was singing live and "Randy Rhoads" Ozzy did not fire Zakk.
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COMMENT | Stupid!
posted by : annarocket
12/12/2005 10:37:24 AM
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This is just plain dumb.
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COMMENT | Long Live
posted by : RiotAct666
12/12/2005 11:17:37 AM
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Ozzy!!!!!!
Also: Slash rules!!!!!!!
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COMMENT |
posted by :
12/12/2005 11:30:37 AM
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How old is OZZY? You can't tell by reading this. If i didnt know who Ozzy was, i'd say he'd be in his tweens or teens at best.
GROW UP DAMMIT
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COMMENT | oh wait
posted by :
12/12/2005 11:33:25 AM
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It says hes 57. Must be a retard
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COMMENT | Class!
posted by :
12/12/2005 11:44:26 AM
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Proof that Rock N Roll is slowly comming back!
BRITISH RULES ROCK!
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COMMENT | Hahahaha!!
posted by :
12/12/2005 12:05:44 PM
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That shit's AWESOME!! Shit, I'd have done it for a 12-pack and dirty magazine. Slash is the mack-daddy!!
Mmm... Beer... c(_)
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COMMENT | I WOULD HAVE PAID TO SEE THAT
posted by : hatetofeel
12/12/2005 1:51:45 PM
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OZZY IS JUST FUCKIN' CLASSIC
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COMMENT |
posted by :
12/12/2005 2:18:54 PM
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Rod Stewart was punching a muppet? Must've been out of jealousy when he found out it sang better than him......
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COMMENT | The whole article is just stupid...
posted by :
12/12/2005 3:06:23 PM
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Until the end where you get to know that Rod Stewart punched Kermit the Frog in the head.
Absolutely classic.
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COMMENT | hmmmmmm
posted by :
12/12/2005 3:20:52 PM
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you guys are all loosers, just stop bad mouthing rock legends like ozzy and slash
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COMMENT | Dohhhh!!!!!!!!!!!!!
posted by :
12/12/2005 3:24:08 PM
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Im surprised Slash has any money left since its been about 15 years since hes put any good shit out. And Kudos to the post by Randy Rhodes for even mentioning Jake.e.lee who was without a doubt the best guitarest of all time. ( just my opinion ) Retraced rocks and i hope Jake puts some original shit out real soon.
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COMMENT |
posted by :
12/12/2005 11:29:42 PM
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Nice. It says "former GUNS N' ROSES guitarist Slash". I guess he didn't want to be associated with Velvet Revolver. I know I wouldn't want to.
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COMMENT | Rattlesnake
posted by : Itwalksamongus
12/12/2005 11:50:37 PM
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The GNR catalog is a consistent seller, year after year. The original members - including Steven Adler - make a VERY comfortable living from those sales. Clown.
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COMMENT | THERE IS NO FUCKING WAY
posted by :
12/13/2005 2:58:15 AM
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OZZY WAS SINGING LIVE
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