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METALLICA Drummer LARS ULRICH Narrowly Avoids Pissdown At Houston Bar
- Jan. 25, 2006
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According to Jason Gagnon of The Daily Cougar, "one brave man made an attempt to urinate on troll METALLICA drummer Lars Ulrich" last Friday night (Jan. 20) at a Houston bar "before being tossed out by some of the 'musician's' entourage." Added Gagnon: "I know this isn't as awesome as the guy from the NORTH SIDE KINGS knocking out Danzig, but we should still treat local rocker Bill Fool (bands include BICKLEY and the DOWN 'N' DIRTIES) as a hero for trying to give that Napoleonic little bastard a golden shower. "Of course, this is hard to believe, but there is photographic evidence of the encounter that is making its way to my mailbox shortly [view photo at this location; picture credit: Tracy Sanchez], and after talking to a barroom of people who witnessed this glorious event, allow me to provide you with a brief explanation of what went down. " Bill was wasted out of his mind at the bar when some friends notice a rather short fellow who looked an awful lot like Ulrich in a corner. After some recon work, it turns out the guy was in town for the Basquiat exhibit (which you all should go visit on a daily basis) since he owns some of the paintings on display. So, in a moment of divine inspiration, Bill found someone with a camera, walked over to the rock star's table, exposes himself but is unfortunately thrust out of the venue before he could even squeeze out a drop. "Having known the man for about a decade and having seen him do some pretty outlandish stuff (usually involving his unleashed genitalia), nothing has made me prouder to be his friend than his failed attempt at pulling an R. Kelly on one of the most annoying little jerks in music history. All hail Bill Fool!" Read the entire article at The Daily Cougar.
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COMMENT | Whoa!
posted by : Balzak
1/25/2006 6:20:28 PM
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What a moron!!!
Respect METALLICA!!!
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COMMENT | HA
posted by :
1/25/2006 6:22:22 PM
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nothing would make me happier then knowing annoying lars ulrich got pissed on.
THE CROWN!!!!!!
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COMMENT | There's Nothing in the world
posted by :
1/25/2006 6:24:29 PM
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like impartial journalism...and that is nothing like impartial journalism.
I'm sure Millionaire Ulrich is deeply gutted that his trailer trash offender will go home tonight to nothing more than a six pack and someone elses kids...
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COMMENT | heh heh
posted by :
1/25/2006 6:24:35 PM
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Okay...
"Hail Bill Fool!"
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COMMENT | Exactly...
posted by : Wraith
1/25/2006 6:27:24 PM
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...what DorEterna said.
The sheer amount of opposing response will be a nice representation, in and of itself, of the stupidity here.
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COMMENT |
posted by : gunnarcannibal
1/25/2006 6:27:29 PM
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that's stupid.
Lars does not completly suck.
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COMMENT | good
posted by :
1/25/2006 6:28:58 PM
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lars is an asshole of the most extreme extent
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COMMENT | Damn Bori!
posted by :
1/25/2006 6:30:23 PM
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You're fast!
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COMMENT | Proud?
posted by : freakseed
1/25/2006 6:32:18 PM
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this Jason Gag-nut guy sure says a lot about himself when he says:
"Having known the man (Bill Fool) for about a decade... nothing has made me prouder to be his friend..."
What a moron.
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COMMENT | Ha...
posted by :
1/25/2006 6:33:14 PM
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I bet you needed a microscope to see this guy's needle dick.
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COMMENT |
posted by : hateinsideyourhead
1/25/2006 6:33:30 PM
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I bet he was gutted he didnt get to let it out on Lars, I suppose he just went home and had to be content pissing on his missus instead eh?
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COMMENT | He screwed up
posted by : oldskool
1/25/2006 6:36:49 PM
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He should have aimed with the other end and shit on him!
** Metallica died in a horrible bus accident **
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COMMENT | Good
posted by : CallousedDrummer
1/25/2006 6:38:47 PM
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I can't stand that asshole anymore.
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COMMENT | Lars vs. Sharron for the most hated in Metal
posted by :
1/25/2006 6:40:02 PM
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Between Lars and Sharron, I'd pick Sharron to piss on.
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COMMENT |
posted by : bill
1/25/2006 6:40:45 PM
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THATS RIGHT IT WAS ME!!!!
just kidding...
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COMMENT | Jesus
posted by : keepmetalalive
1/25/2006 6:41:09 PM
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This may be the best article Blabbermouth has put up in quite a while.
Personally, I would have just beat Lars' ass... But to each his own.
ALL HAIL BILL FOOL!!!
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COMMENT | LOL FUCK LARS
posted by :
1/25/2006 6:45:14 PM
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DAMN THAT SUCKS IT WOULD HAVE BEEN FUNNY IF HE DID PISS ON THAT LITTLE IGNORANT BASTARD. OH WAIT HAVE YOU GUYS HEARD THE BIG NEWS SHITALLICA ARE COMING OUT WITH A NEW ALBUM THIS SUMMER OOH CAN'T WAIT LOL JK.
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COMMENT | I wish they would stop using the words
posted by :
1/25/2006 6:46:17 PM
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"Metallica drummer". I don't know why, but whenever I hear "metallica drummer", I think of that guy in the video playing air drums to live Metallica songs. Not Lars.
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COMMENT |
posted by : velocity
1/25/2006 6:47:15 PM
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I'd love to drink Sharon Osbourne's piss from her shoes.
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COMMENT |
posted by : Mulder
1/25/2006 6:47:19 PM
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Sounds like some hot retard-on-retard action. I'm sorry I missed this.
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COMMENT |
posted by :
1/25/2006 6:52:53 PM
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Sounds like this guy needs a life. What a classless piece of shit. I'd have bought Lars a beer. I just don't get everyone's beef with the guy. He was very cool when I met him and I still have the utmost respect for his accomplishments.
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COMMENT | shit that's funny.
posted by :
1/25/2006 6:53:25 PM
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i'd heard he was in town at jet lounge, but i didn't hear about this. to be fair, surprisingly i heard he was really nice to the people i know that talked to him - but i still think that would have been some funny shit. sure he was part of some classic albums, but not everybody stays cool forever. except Lemmy that is.
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COMMENT | Metallica is at the Sundance Film Festival
posted by :
1/25/2006 6:55:07 PM
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I wonder if any of the article is true. Let's see if the person writing follows up with the promised photographic proof...
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COMMENT | Let me get this straight
posted by : DamageIncCEO
1/25/2006 6:55:24 PM
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This "Bill Fool," some nobody musician who has never made it, is plastered at some bar (impressive), sees a metal icon who is not bothering him or anyone else, totters over to his table and whips out his joint. Wow, neat. Then, he tries to make a statement and piss on said icon, but he can't even pull THAT off before he's removed from the premises. Yeah, that's something to be real proud of. Love Lars or hate him, this Bill Fool douchebag tried to pull some stunt and failed. How hard is it to take a leak? The hard part is getting your pants unzipped. Once that's done, you're home. All you have to do is relax. And this guy fucked it up. What a dipshit.
You're right, Jason Gagnon. This is NOWHERE as cool as the guy from the Northside Kings knocking out Danzig. Know why? Because the guy from Northside Kings actually fucking CONNECTED.
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COMMENT |
posted by :
1/25/2006 6:55:40 PM
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gotta love college newspapers! You can print fucking anything and no one cares.
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COMMENT | this is funny
posted by :
1/25/2006 6:58:29 PM
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I agree that Metallica died a long time ago. All hail SLAYER and THE FIFTH SUN.
SLAYER AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH SLAYER
www.thefifthsun.com
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COMMENT | Damn
posted by : lemmy33
1/25/2006 7:01:26 PM
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Close but no cigar...I hope this doesn't dissuade others from trying to piss on "Lard".
Can't wait for the pics.
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COMMENT | pwnt
posted by :
1/25/2006 7:02:02 PM
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there is only one thing to say about this....
GOTCHA BITCH!
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COMMENT |
posted by : DyersEve555
1/25/2006 7:08:32 PM
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i bet Mustane was behind this...
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COMMENT | Ehhh...
posted by : Crank It
1/25/2006 7:12:07 PM
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Lars was probably just angry that the guy didn't ask him to suck it.
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COMMENT |
posted by : Mulder
1/25/2006 7:14:11 PM
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Sharon's cock is buried deep up Zakk's ass. It has been for a LONG time.
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COMMENT | FUNNY BUT...
posted by : burns1059
1/25/2006 7:18:27 PM
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WHAT A DOUCHE
BET HE GOT BEAT OUTSIDE THE BAR
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COMMENT |
posted by : TheGrimReaper
1/25/2006 7:19:59 PM
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It seems like a missed opportunity. If he had pissed into a glass instead, he probably could have hit the target with a good fling before anyone could have stopped him.
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COMMENT | I love this
posted by :
1/25/2006 7:20:21 PM
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ever since Lars said he wasnt sure if cliff was audtioning for metallica he might not be the right fit for them. this fucker deserves way more than piss in his face.
Anyone read the asskissing interview on KNAC with BLS new/old bass player JD? what an ass kissing turd.
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COMMENT | Has everybody lost they're mind???
posted by :
1/25/2006 7:22:57 PM
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This is the best story I've read on Blabbermouth, but for God's Sake!!! Nobody respects anyone now-a-days.
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COMMENT | Super Bowl of Metal II on 101.7 FM WIPZ
posted by :
1/25/2006 7:26:31 PM
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Less than two weeks till Super Bowl of Metal II
I hope that all off you will be tuning into all or at least some of the show! 24 hours of blasting metal, and if I can get the interviews lined up, some interviews as well. Tony Norman from Terrorizer/Morbid Angel is tentatively scheduled, hopefully finalized soon!
As far as details for the show. The start time will be 9 AM on Saturday, Feb. 4th. Bans will be paired off and voted on by you, the lsiteners and will continue on in elimination pairings until 9 AM Super Bowl sunday! It's up to you, the listeners to decide who will be the true champion of all things metal for 2006!
Voting will be done via the WIPZ message board: www.wipz.proboards29.com
And also by AOL instant messenger, send votes, comments, etc. to screen name: wipzdeathmetal
Look forward to having fun again with the show this year, hope that all of you will join in on the fun, and make this year's show even better than last years inaugural event!
Contact me for any details, questions, etc.
www.myspace.com/wipzdeathmetal
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COMMENT | I'm surprised!!!
posted by : Green Hell
1/25/2006 7:32:44 PM
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It took almost 40 posts before someone mentioned the inevitible, "Lars wanted to suck his cock."
This all smells like bullshit to me; even if true, it wouldn't come any where as close to being as funny as the Danzig/Northside Kings incident!
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COMMENT | LOL!
posted by :
1/25/2006 7:34:01 PM
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This is better then the danzig one as I hate lars more!
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COMMENT | this should hit 200 posts
posted by :
1/25/2006 7:40:02 PM
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you know its a slow news day when we hear about someone trying to give lars a golden shower. LARS is upset the PLASTER CASTERS gave up there art. he would have wanted a mold of this guys schlong to give his girlfriend so she could entertain himself while he's trying to drum
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COMMENT | hmmm
posted by : patvalley
1/25/2006 7:40:13 PM
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sounds to me like that guy is just a little bit jealous of all of the fame, fortune, and success Mr. Ulrich has had in his life.
this guy may be a Houston bar scene hero, but he sure as fuck hasn't sold nearly 100 million records world wide.
Glad to hear Lars didn't get urinated on in public...
hah what a weird story..
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COMMENT | Drat~!! ALMOST
posted by : Ten of Swords
1/25/2006 7:43:03 PM
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I will buy that guy a KEG just to let him give Lars a sprinkle!!!
Awwww man !! ALMOST!!!! LOL
Fuck Lar$ and fuck fucking metallica!!
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COMMENT | Should have posed as a waiter
posted by : BLACK SABBATH RULES
1/25/2006 7:48:41 PM
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Took his drink order then pissed and spit in it and taken it to his table and watched him drink it! Or shit in a bag and give it to him as a present from managemnet and walked off!! By the way this newspaper is a college paper for The University of Houston so I would take the story with a grain of salt. (Not piss!)
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COMMENT | Fuck Lars and POSERALLICA!!!!!!!!!
posted by :
1/25/2006 7:53:45 PM
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Bill should've kick his sorry poser ass instead of trying to piss on him... Maybe some other time...
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COMMENT | truthspoke
posted by : BLACK SABBATH RULES
1/25/2006 7:55:27 PM
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Learn to spell and write.
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COMMENT |
posted by : NovembersDirge
1/25/2006 7:57:39 PM
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I'm surprised that the Blabbermouth crowd isn't lauding this man's praises..
Stupid and white trash, yes. Funny? Also, yes.
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COMMENT | Duuuuhhhhhhhh.....Droooooollll......
posted by :
1/25/2006 8:03:01 PM
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Anyone who says this is cool is totally brain dead. You don't like Lars. Fine. But no one has a right to piss on another person. What if it was your favorite rock person? What if it was you? Glorifying disgusting behavior because Lars isn't "cool" anymore, or because his drums sound like "tin cans" is a sign that the world is full of drooling morons. Go piss on your mom for birthing you, you waste.
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COMMENT |
posted by :
1/25/2006 8:06:45 PM
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The guys name is Bill fucking Fool so I don't think calling him stupid is a very good use of your time and effort. After dumping piss on Axl's head I guess it would be justice but that shit is funny nonetheless. Look at all the defenders of metallica leap out to shield him from Blabberbashing. Give me a break. Was it funny when bill gates got a pie thrown in his face, Hell yeah it was. It is also funny if lars would have been pissed on b/c it wouldn't kill him, it could wash off, and it is funny. It brings the celeb to a very realistic level and takes away the I am greater then God cheeseball ego that people often get when they FORGET THEIR FUCKING ROOTS!!!!!!
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COMMENT | Fuck Larz and his band lica.
posted by : the Dude (~\m/~)
1/25/2006 8:07:20 PM
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The guy should have at least spit on him before they dragged him away.
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COMMENT |
posted by : burns1059
1/25/2006 8:20:51 PM
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POOP AND PEE
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COMMENT |
posted by : goddethroned
1/25/2006 8:24:17 PM
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fuck lars by piss is too good for him
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COMMENT |
posted by :
1/25/2006 8:25:55 PM
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ALL THAT FUCKING GUY WANTED WAS ATTENTION FOR HIS BAND AND IT LOOK LIKE HE GOT IT..THERE IS A MILLION OTHERES WAYS TO PROMOTE YOUR BAND, THEN TO TRYA ND PISS ON SOMEONE.
LARS SHOULD OF CHOPED OFF HIS PECKER!!!
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COMMENT |
posted by : thewretchedspawn
1/25/2006 8:27:58 PM
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sharon is heaps worse then lars at least lars did something good for metal back in the day
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COMMENT | ^^^^^^^^^^^
posted by : burns1059
1/25/2006 8:28:42 PM
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YEP
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COMMENT | only an idiot
posted by :
1/25/2006 8:46:41 PM
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Only an idiot would piss all over Lars or attempt to. Lars is the fucking physco who freaked at napster because he wasn't making enough money. He could have seriously fucked that guy up. Which i would give kudos for because any prick try to urinate on me would not get my all to peaceful side.
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COMMENT | Metallica Sucks
posted by : joesarasien
1/25/2006 8:49:01 PM
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The band is far from what they were when I first heard them, I whould piss on all their albums from the Black one on.
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COMMENT | Er, i can't believe all the pro lars comments here.
posted by :
1/25/2006 9:02:00 PM
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dang.
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COMMENT |
posted by : burns1059
1/25/2006 9:09:58 PM
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PEE AND POOP
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COMMENT |
posted by : death23
1/25/2006 9:22:48 PM
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Orinen a Lars !!! si !!!!!!!!!!!!!
A ka ka ka ka ka ka ka ka ka ka ka ka ka ka ka ka ka ka....
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COMMENT | come on
posted by :
1/25/2006 9:24:10 PM
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Lars may be a weiner but you gotta respect his legacy-piss off
heres to metallica kickin all of our asses with the new cd
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COMMENT | Uh?
posted by : bonfire
1/25/2006 9:24:42 PM
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Lars who?
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COMMENT |
posted by : wickedcrazy222
1/25/2006 9:27:09 PM
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As we talk about this stupid story, Larz is getting ready to kick some ass on Main St at Sundance.
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COMMENT | Translation....
posted by :
1/25/2006 9:32:59 PM
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Local wanna-be tells "you had to be there" fish-tale.
Move along........nothing to see here......
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COMMENT | Larz
posted by :
1/25/2006 9:39:12 PM
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is proof arrogant pricks come in small packages. Fuck them sell outs too much cool metal outthere to be into Metallica. I dig old Metallica but I have to force myself into remembering when they were half decent ppl and James has to go back on the sauce hes too much of a dick without it.
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COMMENT | TASTE THE FOAM LARS!!!
posted by :
1/25/2006 9:41:18 PM
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THAT'LL TEACH YA FROM STRAYING FROM YOUR ROOTS!!!
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COMMENT | TITLE OF NEXT 'TALLICA RECORD?
posted by : burns1059
1/25/2006 9:43:35 PM
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METALLICA: STILL A GOOD LIVE SHOW
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COMMENT | What an idiot...
posted by : battery517
1/25/2006 9:50:00 PM
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Yeah, you have to hate a musician that tries to stop people from stealing his property.... The stupidity in this world is astounding... But you can look at this board an realize that....
METALLICA!!!
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COMMENT | WHOA!
posted by : RiotAct666
1/25/2006 9:54:25 PM
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What a idiot!!!
Respect Lars & Metallica!!!!!!!! Can't wait for the new album.
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COMMENT |
posted by : burns1059
1/25/2006 9:56:00 PM
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EVERYTHING BEFORE SNM WAS AT LEAST LISTENABLE
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COMMENT | hahahahahahahahaha
posted by : WrathGoat
1/25/2006 10:02:57 PM
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Lars is such a douche. Next Metallica record will SUCK!!!!
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COMMENT | hahahahah
posted by : EvilAL
1/25/2006 10:03:55 PM
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I always said if I had the chance to smash Lars or James in the mouth I would, not gonna risk the whole pissing thing.. A quick fuckin punch in the mouth is a lot easier.. But kudos to the guy for trying because pissing on someone is a lot more insulting. Fuck Lars.
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COMMENT |
posted by : marys_drained_kotex
1/25/2006 10:14:48 PM
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that's what he gets for sounding like a calypso drummer in st. anger
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COMMENT | Gotta' love...
posted by :
1/25/2006 10:21:06 PM
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...ignorant, belligerent drunks and junkies!
NOT
I'm not a big Lars fan, but c'mon... that shit ain't cool.
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COMMENT |
posted by : websurfer
1/25/2006 11:16:21 PM
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Lars was probably asking for it too.
Make's you think that Lars is digging into the comment "metallica sucks" a little to deep.
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COMMENT | this dude is marked!!
posted by :
1/25/2006 11:30:49 PM
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what a redneck only a redneck would think"hey man it's lars from metallica i'm gonna piss on him".....like i said don't mess with rock stars who have millions of insane fans... and who the fuck told that guy to dress like that....they should be slapped back in utero...
texas+inbreeding=douches who whip there dick out on a guy
metalwarlord2006
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COMMENT |
posted by : TempesT68
1/26/2006 12:25:04 AM
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He should have taken a shit on that sell out fuck
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COMMENT | How lame
posted by :
1/26/2006 1:40:08 AM
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I would've just ignored Lars, just like I ignore any celebrity.
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COMMENT | PEAVEY'S NEW SPONSOR
posted by : SATANIC SLUT WHORE
1/26/2006 2:33:23 AM
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Thanks Dave.
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COMMENT | good thing
posted by : to_live_is_to_die
1/26/2006 2:49:04 AM
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that that guy didn't get the job done because he would have been charged with something and had to pay some mean fines. and this way he got the same amount of publicity. point he made metorphorically that I got was what a jerk lars is. Money money money is what i guess he cares about now and fuck the fans and fuck trading tunes just gimmie more green to buy more fat cat paintings and big ticket items so's I can schmooze with the creme de la creme of our socioty. I wouldn't pee on him for his shortcomings on us former fans, after all up till the black i had a reason to like them. I say this guy went just far enough to paint a metophorical picture in our minds. Every action deserves and equal and opposite reaction right? piss on us once, shame on you, piss on us twice, shame on us, piss on us three times, look out rich boy!
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COMMENT | News Flash
posted by :
1/26/2006 3:15:07 AM
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Some guy who knows his lack of talent will never get him anywhere,tries to get publicity from disrespecting a seasoned rock veteran(as with the Danzig incident).Guys like this should be forced to listen to their own crappy music as punishment.
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COMMENT | WOW
posted by : pest
1/26/2006 4:01:02 AM
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to_live_is_to_die:
That is the most inteligent post I´ve read on blabbermouth so far!
...seriously!
Good shit!
Lars: tried to evolve latly? Sure you where a good drummer once... but with all respect to Metallica, no days you suck so very much.. *sad*
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COMMENT | *edit*
posted by : pest
1/26/2006 4:10:58 AM
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no days = now days ;)
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COMMENT | I bet...
posted by : Jester2
1/26/2006 5:01:27 AM
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Lars don't care what all you pathetic assholes write anyway...
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COMMENT | piss on this thread
posted by : Nightstalker667
1/26/2006 6:02:01 AM
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piss piss piss piss, gotta go I have to take a piss.
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COMMENT |
posted by :
1/26/2006 8:04:24 AM
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lol !! what a great news
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COMMENT | news
posted by :
1/26/2006 8:15:57 AM
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Man attempts to pee on Lars Ulrich? Whats so news worthy about that.
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COMMENT | Danzig? Wasn't he beaten up?
posted by : Mascot
1/26/2006 10:34:49 AM
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Am SURE Danzig was beaten up, and the little bastard deserved it. He cried.
However, Large Oilrig is a harmless little chap, so I'm glad this, er, Fool, missed. And what's great about exposing yourself, huh? Put it away. Just because you don't get to USE it.
Hey, and Danzig's recent beating-up by a Baptist Minister is getting more famous.
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COMMENT |
posted by : sevenout
1/26/2006 11:05:54 AM
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wow, they are still plenty of dumb asses around. I guess this jerkoff was looking for his 15 mins of fame, idiot.
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COMMENT | how sad.
posted by : hatetofeel
1/26/2006 12:47:44 PM
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the things people do to get some attention. what a moron. then again, his name says it all. "bill fool"
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COMMENT | Gee,
posted by :
1/26/2006 2:03:07 PM
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he's in town for an art show...How metal!! Taste the urine flavor motherfucker....
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COMMENT | Sharon or Lars?
posted by :
1/26/2006 4:10:17 PM
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Sharon or Lars? No matter how shitty the bands are Metallica might choose to play with I can count on Ozzfest for my annual 14 hour night naps (I'd fall asleep early at Ozzfest) and wake up when it was time to go home or to hear Judas Priest or some decent band play but to answer the question:
Lars is definately better because atleast he doesn't get totally irate and has a band that might be upstaging Metallica egged out of pure jealously.
Fuck Ozzy!
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COMMENT | Piss on Lars.
posted by :
1/26/2006 4:53:05 PM
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Everything woodica has done post Black Album has sucked. I have given up hope that they'd ever come to their senses. I think it's funny he tried to piss on him. News worthy for sure!
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COMMENT | Know him
posted by :
1/26/2006 5:55:02 PM
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I know Bill pretty well and he's an old school punk rock dude. Makes sense to me. Punks vs. Metalheads! Like the old days when it was good.
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COMMENT | holy shit
posted by :
1/26/2006 8:32:26 PM
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that is hilarious !!!!
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COMMENT | Lars is ok.
posted by : Mascot
1/27/2006 8:31:38 AM
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He doesn't start fights, and that's why he doesn't lose them. He's not a fool (no pun). Look at Danzig - claimed to be tough / a karate expert, talked of beating up innocent people, but then got beaten up by Viv Campbell, then Danny NSK, and then a Baptist Minister. The little bore deserved the misery - Lars doesn't.
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COMMENT |
posted by :
1/27/2006 10:44:09 AM
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Was fool the drummer of Bickley? If so i remember a show they did in corpus christi, tx. He played half their set with his pants down, with his boys out in all their glory.
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COMMENT | You know...
posted by : Mascot
1/28/2006 12:11:53 PM
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You know, one of the coolest images in metal, ever, was Danzig on the ground after Danny NSK beat him up. You see, Danzig lay on the ground, a sad, sad image, with people walking and standing between the camera and the little loser. The effect was dreadful - Danzig appeared to be some defeated stone-age creature, its legs in the air as it submitted to its doom. In truth, he was crying, unable to get up through stark terror and horror.
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COMMENT | fuk you all
posted by :
2/4/2006 11:20:47 PM
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Metallica are gods and lars is the main reason. I don't see you guys doing anything with your life. You texans are all ugly ass inbreed that why you all look the same and are all fucking dumb. Look at your president. You are all fucking jelous because lars has fuck load of more money than you sad, pathetic idiots. Americans are fuking pricks, no respect for anyone. Or maybe its just texans because George Bush has no fucking repect, bombs iraq for no fucking reason. Fuck you all you all, none of you will be the BIGGEST HEAVY METAL BAND EVER!!!!! you are jelous idiots. Bill fool is just one more reason texas people are fucking idiots. What a fucking loser, he probaly goes home to his mom and his 6 pack. He must fuck his mom because hes just another texas inbreed.
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COMMENT | Metallica are gods
posted by :
2/4/2006 11:21:56 PM
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Metallica are gods and lars is the main reason. I don't see you guys doing anything with your life. You texans are all ugly ass inbreed that why you all look the same and are all fucking dumb. Look at your president. You are all fucking jelous because lars has fuck load of more money than you sad, pathetic idiots. Americans are fuking pricks, no respect for anyone. Or maybe its just texans because George Bush has no fucking repect, bombs iraq for no fucking reason. Fuck you all you all, none of you will be the BIGGEST HEAVY METAL BAND EVER!!!!! you are jelous idiots. Bill fool is just one more reason texas people are fucking idiots. What a fucking loser, he probaly goes home to his mom and his 6 pack. He must fuck his mom because hes just another texas inbreed.
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