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LARS ULRICH's Father Talks About CLIFF BURTON, JASON NEWSTED And DAVE MUSTAINE - Feb. 22, 2006
METALLICA fan site For Whom Metallica Tolls has posted an interview with the father of METALLICA drummer Lars Ulrich, Torben Ulrich. Several excerpts from the interview follow:

FWMT: What are your thoughts on Cliff Burton ... how the band would be had he not died ... what did you think of him as a person and as a musician?

Torben: "Not only as a person but also as a musician and maybe that kind of rock musician, I think Cliff was extremely precious and very difficult to replace, or impossibly so. And I say this also because he seemed to have a side to him that still was not fully unfolded, and quite possibly could have taken the band in quite a different direction from the way it went with Jason [Newsted], which is not at all a critique of Jason and his large skills and ears. But more that there was something in Cliff's background and genes that seemed to suggest that something not so muscular could have come to the fore. Whether that would have taken them away from the kind of physical strength that they have and which has been embodied with Robert [Trujillo] is quite another story. And I don't know about that."

FWMT: What were your thoughts when you heard that Jason had left the band?

Torben: "Generally speaking, I was sad to see the collisions, in particular the collisions between James [Hetfield] and Jason, James maybe wanting a kind of a narrower allegiance to the METALLICA project as such and Jason with his large ears going 360 degrees and being so interested and potentially involved in other things. So obviously for a long time they were on that kind of collision course, and in some sense maybe it was unavoidable, at least at that stage. But, given the broad dispositions of Jason's interests, I think there ought well to be operating room beyond the narrow confines of that kind of band."

FWMT: Musically, what do you think of Rob's bass style, and do you think he will add a new dimension to METALLICA's playing style?

Torben: "I think that Robert was an extremely fortunate choice. In view of what I said above, I think that he's a very strong continuation of the direction that the band had taken after the death of Cliff Burton, and since if one listens closely, I'm wondering if the lack of conflict or shall we call it the new togetherness can be heard in the way that the bottom now plays out in a very sonorous way, so that from the point of view of heavy metal, meaning here sort of heavy bottom played in tune, this may be their strongest moment."

FWMT: Do you think Lars' tennis career would have taken off if you had remained in Denmark instead of moving to America, or was your intention to expose him to new things so he could make a final decision on where he should channel his talents and interests?

Torben: "You're exactly right, you hit the spot there. That was the entire idea, to test whether he would really want to explore that whole tennis scene, because if that was the case, then that would be high time, the way things have to start so early these days. (Maybe that's not quite true, because I started a couple of days after I was born, I think, when I was placed in my cradle at the tennis court while my parents played.) But I think it was absolutely right for him to have that situation really tested so that if he chose to go away from the ballplaying, that he felt that he'd had the chance to explore it and not have to regret it later."

FWMT: In the scene you seem to be asked most about from "Some Kind Of Monster", you recommend deleting a sequence. Lars' response is that Cliff Bernstein said to open the record with it. Do you see yourself as a balancing opinion for Lars when he seeks it, seeing most other people offering opinions on the music would have a vested interest in the outcome?

Torben: "Yeah, it's a good question. I try to tell Lars how I hear it as close as I can call it, given my resources, meaning of course that I come from a certain background that Lars is also familiar with, but which is still different from his. So that's not to say that I see myself as a 'balancing opinion for Lars when he seeks it,' but rather that I let it be up to him if he can use it for anything whatsoever."

FWMT: Did you ever get to know Dave (Mustaine) when he was in the band? What did you think of the manner in which he was asked to leave the band, and what did you think of the scene with Dave and Lars in the movie?

Torben: "Let's tread carefully here. First of all, yes, I remember Dave from the first days he came to our house as someone smiling and always friendly, very courteous and quite articulate, and when I say courteous I think particularly about the way he was always attending to Lars' mother and asking her if she'd had a good day and so on. So when he was around the house he was always very well liked and received. Obviously we (Lars' mother and I) could not know how things were going once the guys left the West Coast and things began to unfold, or unravel, out East. Obviously it cannot be very nice to wake up in the morning and be told that it's over, and 'Here's a ticket to take you back home,' if your whole life is involved with this kind of music and that kind of traveling. But since we were not there, it seems impossible to be able to go further than that, except to give to Dave that kind of sympathetic thought that I think also everybody would give, even given that he of course could not think that that was enough, ever. With regard to the scene with Dave and Lars in the movie, I thought it was quite moving, and I thought that if the film had qualities or any qualities, then that kind of thing that happened there was part of what constituted that kind of insight into the problems, even the lingering problems, of what it means to be a member, or not a member, of a rock 'n' roll band. If Dave Mustaine now feels that maybe it was not quite right or quite fair, then I would say just as we sit here and speak more or less spontaneously, that you always take that kind of risk when you appear before a camera or a computer, and so if you agree to participate, then that's more or less what you can risk, and things can always either take a turn that you did not anticipate or, worse, they can be distorted to a degree that you never imagined. As a ballplayer, I've seen that happening over a lifetime, even to the degree that some sports reporters would ask me, 'Can you say this or that?' and I'd say, 'No, I don't think you can say this or that,' and they would still say it that way."

FWMT: You seem to be quite a renaissance man — you are a successful sportsman, you paint, you create movies, you write books and you play jazz. Have you always had a broad range of interests, or have they come up over the years, for instance, were you interested in Buddhism before your tennis took you to India, or did it arise due to your travels?

Torben: "Yeah, the broader range of interests seemed to have been there from very early on. I remember reading Greek philosophy probably when I was 12 or 13, getting books from the library, but at the same time I was playing soccer, handball, table tennis, tennis, all day long, then beginning to add music. So yeah, it seems to have been there from very early. The Buddhist stuff specifically probably came right after the war ended, in 1945, when the piano player in our band, who was a psychiatrist, was also very interested in different approaches to things Buddhist and Hindu. And he was someone that I respected very much and learned a lot from."

Read the entire interview at ForWhomMetallicaTolls.org.ru.

(Thanks: The 4 Horsemen Website)
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COMMENT | here we go...
posted by : well-z
2/22/2006 2:47:02 PM

.....150 posts - minimum

COMMENT |
posted by : HellBilly666
2/22/2006 2:48:29 PM

lars the tennis player haha stupid troll goblin
FUCK METALLICA--->LARS IS A DOUCHEBAG

COMMENT |
posted by : The Space Lord
2/22/2006 2:49:22 PM

Torben sure seems obsessed with Jason Newsted's ears......

COMMENT | I'm not even gonna read all of that pompous crap
posted by : D-beat
2/22/2006 2:50:42 PM

Metallica suck now, Megadeth suck now and that's all that matters.
Torben Ulrich is a ponce.

COMMENT | HEY FAGGITS!
posted by : HellBilly666
2/22/2006 2:51:47 PM

who wants anal lovin from a gay stranger? call me lars you fuckin dipshits

COMMENT | how dave mustaine does it??
posted by : warlock
2/22/2006 2:52:44 PM

To pick bass players with the same name. Maybe he picks the yellow pages...........

COMMENT | & T-Boner's Father Talks About
posted by : T-Boner.com
2/22/2006 2:54:04 PM

Kory Clarke, Nikki Sixx and Axl Rose

COMMENT | Yeah Lager
posted by : D-beat
2/22/2006 2:56:48 PM

I'll see when I'm 80 then.
Metallica USED TO BE good, but are now complete crap.
Torben a great man? Why? Because he sounds pompous? He's just a pretentious turd.

COMMENT | fuck metallica
posted by : HellBilly666
2/22/2006 2:57:43 PM

metallica sucks asshole, they have a troll drummer and charge $70 for tickets. and since the early 90's there music is complete shit. so you grow up and realize this band blows dog for quarters. they are playing you, and you fell for it. now who wants butt sex?

COMMENT | THIS ONE.....
posted by : temptationsburning
2/22/2006 3:00:49 PM

will get 200 i believe, but really he seems like a cool dude.....just ashame that Lars has the ego that he does....and that he is an ass...i can also see that hes sympathetic of the way Lars and James fucked Dave......also i can see he's definately saying that METALLICA wouldnt be the same band if CLIFF were alive.......i d agree....they would probably still be writing great thrash riffs......AND JUSTICE....is still my fave though......it had a strange feeling about it......dark and haunting........in my opinion.....their best guitar sound was on that album.....a great album.......it had the same feeling as listening to the ATHEIST--unquestionable presence----album when it came out....after the fall of the mightiest metal bassist EVER......ROGER PATTERSON.............R.I.P--ROGER, & CLIFF........

COMMENT | FUCK EVERY BAND
posted by : T-Boner.com
2/22/2006 3:01:06 PM

MAHAUAGAHAGAUAGAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

"CATCH PHRASE METAL"

COMMENT | word
posted by : kenhawkisgod
2/22/2006 3:06:14 PM

lars has the kind of face only an aluminum basball bat could appreciate. eat that ostrich shit and dump in a tennis shoe. i saw you frenching hettfield you nut gumming bitch.

KEN HAWK IS GOD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

COMMENT |
posted by : chaoskin
2/22/2006 3:06:20 PM

you have to respect metallica for what they created from kill em all to ...and justice. i think its sad the path they've taken but whatever...i actually had no idea that lars dad had such a big part of the metallica scene...kinda interesting.

COMMENT |
posted by : backslider
2/22/2006 3:08:11 PM

EVERYONE'S A COMEDIAN



























































YET NO ONE IS LAUGHING.

COMMENT |
posted by : backslider
2/22/2006 3:13:41 PM

FACT:






LOAD







IS




BETTER






THAN ANYTHING







YOU MORONS










COULD EVER













CREATE.






















KILL YOURSELF












IT'S THE ONLY WAY.

COMMENT | LARS = METAL GOD
posted by : DamageIncorporated
2/22/2006 3:15:45 PM

All of you nu metal douchebags and death metal fuckwads are always the first in line to bash Lars and Metallica, but fail to realize one thing - Lars doesn't give a fuck what you think about him.....and THAT is the most metal attitude anyone can possibly have. LIVE WITH IT, DICKHEADS!!!

METALLICA FOR LIFE!!!

EMWOLB!!!!!

COMMENT | LARS=METAL GOD??????
posted by : aggressive_perfector
2/22/2006 3:20:15 PM

The most metal attitude???
Fuck dude, you don't know shit!

COMMENT | Seriously....
posted by : the Dude (~\m/~)
2/22/2006 3:21:42 PM

WHO
















FUCKING






















CARES

COMMENT | R.I.P. CLIFF
posted by : RiotAct666
2/22/2006 3:24:30 PM

Cliff is one of the greatest bassist of all time! The first 3 'Tallica albums are instant Metal Classics.

COMMENT | Conversation
posted by : steelshredder
2/22/2006 3:25:01 PM

Mustaine: "How was your day Mrs. Ulrich?

Mrs. Ulirch: "Well, Torben's been smoking weed again, talking about peoples ear and shit. He gets really wierd. Other than that good. Gonna sue our neighbor I think for trying to steal my grass!"

Mustaine: "Cool. Wanna know how my day was? Well, I haven't fired anyone yet, but I'm gonna hire some dudes and get angry again and fire their asses. Should be fun. Right now I'm a master shredder, but in 15-20 years, my luster will have worn off and I'll be singin some gay tune about the system and how it failed me".

Mrs. Ulrich: "Cool sonny, well, I gotta go, Larsy is playing tennis again in my garden. Damn that kid!"

COMMENT | Too bad....
posted by : Chralk
2/22/2006 3:30:11 PM

....this was posted in the afternoon when all the kiddies get the first few posts. We metal fans get so little of substance on here, and this interview was cool and insightful. Mr. Ulrich comes across as a wise man...and then to have to read the trash that comes after it. Bori, can you save these ones for after 10 PM in future??

COMMENT |
posted by : molotov
2/22/2006 3:36:21 PM

MESHUGGAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

COMMENT | Modern day conversation
posted by : steelshredder
2/22/2006 3:36:57 PM

Mrs. Ulrich: "How was your day Torben?"

Torben: "Well, good, talked to Lars about the way I see and hear it, and what I think the next album should sound like. Told him to make his snare sound like a damn tin pan. That'll do it".

Mr. Ulrich: "Oh honey, those metalheads will love that. Especially if they use it every song!"

Torben: "Yer f'n jim dandy they'll like it!"

COMMENT | trujillo isn't right
posted by : cracked-clavicle
2/22/2006 3:39:57 PM

they should have got joey vera

trujillo is a great bassist, but
he's too funky. metallica hold
him back, and he just is nowhere
in the vibe of cliff.

i think jason was underappreciated,
for example, technically, ...and justice
was their hardest to play record.
Jason also was the most accessible to
fans. The shit he endured behind the
scenes was totally undeserved. He
clocked in as the longest lasting
bass player in all time metallica history.
An amazing feat alone for just tolerating
lars and james that long.

COMMENT | hmmmmmmm
posted by : BLEMISH106131
2/22/2006 3:48:07 PM

Didnt I see Lar's dad on my lawn? Oh wait that was a lawn Knome..... This guy is crazier than a shithouse rat......someone please tell Tallica their 15 mins is up..It has been for 10 years....

COMMENT |
posted by : ViggoOfCarpathia
2/22/2006 3:49:44 PM

Lars is a great man if you like metronomes. Seriously. Metallica can cut Lars off the payroll and replace him with a metronome. Couldn't tell the difference.

COMMENT | Metallica Sucks Dick
posted by : JackDaniels
2/22/2006 3:50:19 PM

Megadeth Rules, Nuff Said!

COMMENT | @ trailblazer
posted by : Bongo Fury
2/22/2006 4:05:39 PM

100 % agreeing

and Torben is a great guy too


Metal up your asses everyone, hope you won't get scars

COMMENT |
posted by : Icelos
2/22/2006 4:06:54 PM

Lars has never been that great of a drummer. I don't see why some people are so convinced that he is the greatest of metal, because in reality, he's not even close. Actually, he's damn near the bottom, possibly at the fucking bottom with his last banging on pots and pans effort. What the fuck kind of drum makes that sound? Drums having pro-tools used on them way too much in an attempt to sound raw probably does. What fake pieces of shit.

COMMENT |
posted by : grynch1
2/22/2006 4:07:23 PM

You guys are hilarious.

COMMENT | Hey Torben
posted by : Kirk_Hamlet
2/22/2006 4:10:43 PM

Do you buy Metallica or do you download Metallica?

COMMENT |
posted by : Newqlur
2/22/2006 4:11:47 PM

Is it just me, or is this just very difficult to translate from English to English?

" ...I'm wondering if the lack of conflict or shall we call it the new togetherness can be heard in the way that the bottom now plays out in a very sonorous way, so that from the point of view of heavy metal, meaning here sort of heavy bottom played in tune, this may be their strongest moment."

COMMENT | Hey aggressive_perfector
posted by : DamageIncorporated
2/22/2006 4:17:35 PM

Lars doesn't give a shit what dickhead's like you think. Isn't not giving a shit exactly what the "metal atitude" is about??? Isn't metal standing up for what yoyu believe in no matter what the opposition says??? Your probably in your trailer park right now listening to some stupid black metal band that have painted faces and think that those guys are sooooooooo metal and cool. Well guess what? Your Wrong! Lars is cool. Lars is metal. You are an ass!!!

METALLICA FOE LIFE!!!!!

EMWOLB!!!!!

COMMENT | DamageIncorporated
posted by : grynch1
2/22/2006 4:18:49 PM

Exactly.

COMMENT | funny
posted by : metalhasek13
2/22/2006 4:24:00 PM

i find all these assholes who rip metallica currently because i think there just jealous their fav band became everyones fav band after the black album. ya some of the newer releases wasnt up to par with there "old" stuff but everyband has a period of bad albums.. do you really want a band to sound the same every damn album and get boring.. that what causes them to decrease album sales and break up.. i respect metallica for what they have done and what they continue to do by doing it on there own terms.. not for management, or anyother reason .. they do what they want which is what they should. then the newer stuff they did cause they probably got bored at always doing thrash, but anyways im not gonan worry about arguing with immature music fans who think that their type of music is the best or whatever.. grow up you might not liek it but others probably do .. and one last thing.. your just jealous metallica sell mroe records then all your fav bands combined.. so once you can do better post on your own damn fav bands news comment page

COMMENT | shut up mr ulrich!
posted by : Gorejuice xxx
2/22/2006 4:25:09 PM

you are a lowlife bloodfart and believe when i say nobody cares about you , motherfuckin dirtbag!

WEED IS FOR NEGROS!

COMMENT | steelshredder^^^
posted by : maxfoiler
2/22/2006 4:29:17 PM

steelshredder^^^
LMFAO!

COMMENT |
posted by : Mordack
2/22/2006 4:29:55 PM

Mustaine just wants a peice of Lars's cock. Too bad Lars is going out with a hot ass woman, and who the fuck knows what Mustaine's doing. How's that taste Dave?


\m/ METALLICA \m/

COMMENT | good christ
posted by : BLEMISH106131
2/22/2006 4:30:03 PM

Lars daddy aka rumpelstiltskin........has about 4 brain cells left....
give me fuel give me fire?? sounds like a nickelback song....
my lifestyle is my death style?? Met is a Novielty at now just like Journey or Styx....REO speedwagon rock harder at this point...Hey Kurt how about another pentonic wah solo?? that would be um......great...

COMMENT | the ears thing
posted by : bassbar
2/22/2006 4:47:33 PM

i suspect that torben means that jason listens to a wide range of music, not just metal.

COMMENT | My father also has a lot to say
posted by : Pink Tank Top And Orange Juice
2/22/2006 4:48:14 PM

but I'm not famous enough...











...yet.

COMMENT |
posted by : Fah-Q
2/22/2006 4:51:09 PM

SASQUATCH DEATH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

COMMENT |
posted by : muxol
2/22/2006 4:53:11 PM

Free the whales!!!

COMMENT |
posted by : Firefly
2/22/2006 4:53:36 PM

With all, do respect to Mr. Ulrich I really do not care for his opinion, thoughts or philosophy on Metallica. In addition, his son Lars is a very good drummer I will give him that much but his demeanor rubs me the wrong way…he’s a jerk off. Now, I don't recall anyone on Blabbermouth ever saying they can create anything better than Metallica's album "Load" which I beg to differ, considering half the people who write in are in bands. Load is a terrible album compared to the bands first three (Load is just a drastic change from their previous efforts…a disappointment). Lastly, EVERY good drummer uses a Metronome! That is how you learn different time measures, not falling of the beat live, helps in pre-production as well as recording, for fucks sake it keeps you in time so you don’t sound like shit!

COMMENT | DamageIncorporated
posted by : aggressive_perfector
2/22/2006 4:57:22 PM

First of all I a don't live in a trailer park, I am latino. You must be confusing me with your momma.
Second, I grew up listening to metallica, bought every fucking album from kill em' all to Master of Puppets, bought every fuckin magazine that had metallica in it ( I was a kid).
Then these fuckers, because they made it somewhat big, started calling us the "real fans" freeloaders, lazy fucks, etc...
after we spent all that money making them what they are now.

You want me to respect these sacks of shit???
Fuck no!
So Fuck Metallica, Fuck you and all the new fans.
and no, Metallica is not metal.

COMMENT | ?
posted by : Zeus
2/22/2006 5:00:15 PM

Maybe all this happens just because Lars is way famous than all of you? And because he screws that nice danish actres??

COMMENT | Slayer
posted by : slayerman
2/22/2006 5:01:20 PM

............




























¡¡ SLAYER !!

COMMENT | I can create something better than load
posted by : Pink Tank Top And Orange Juice
2/22/2006 5:01:25 PM

HA!

COMMENT | Fuck yeah
posted by : aggressive_perfector
2/22/2006 5:03:11 PM

Now this is metal!!

SLAYEEEERRRRRRRRRR!!!!!!!!

COMMENT | aggressive_perfector
posted by : RuR9.0
2/22/2006 5:05:13 PM

aggressive_perfector - What does being latino have to do with living in a trailerpark? Only whitebread people can possibly live there?
Fuck that, fucking ignorant italians. Go eat some meatballs.

COMMENT | RuR9.0
posted by : aggressive_perfector
2/22/2006 5:07:34 PM

I didn't mean it like that.

COMMENT |
posted by : Some Kind of Monster
2/22/2006 5:10:55 PM

Torben and Metallica fucking rule!!!!!!







TORBENSHUGGAHSHUGGAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

COMMENT | lARS
posted by : Ganjamancer
2/22/2006 5:14:27 PM

Lars is way overrated as a drummer, metronome or no (who doesnt use a metronome, if you play an instrument and dont use a metronome I gaurantee you that you suck major ass).

COMMENT |
posted by : Firefly
2/22/2006 5:19:23 PM

LOAD IS BETTER THAN ANYTHING YOU MORONS COULD EVER CREATE.

Maybe all this happens just because Lars is way famous than all of you? And because he screws that nice danish actres??

Comments like these are just embarrassing and immature...please stop!
These are not opinions or statements, it's insulting to see this crap.

COMMENT |
posted by : je$u$
2/22/2006 5:21:57 PM

lars is a douche but so is teabag boner

COMMENT | Racism is stupid!
posted by : Firefly
2/22/2006 5:30:00 PM

Hey, I'm Italian and my girlfriend of five years is a Latina. WTF am I ignorant? Ironically, for a Puerta Rican she makes great meatballs.



Btw it's amazing how that little fuck Lars could start shit up on Blabbermouth

COMMENT |
posted by : SkrapMetal83
2/22/2006 5:33:16 PM

I'll bet if Kirk ever left Metallica, Dave Mustaine would suddenly become Lars' biggest supporter. He'd delete the song "Somthing That I'm Not" off of The System Has Failed (which is supposedly about Lars) and continue to do other things to try and weasel his way back into Metallica. I like Megadeth but it's just fun to bash Dave because he's very predictable most of the time.



The one, The only,

Skrap

COMMENT | Just to clarify...
posted by : SkrapMetal83
2/22/2006 5:36:17 PM

I meant that the song "Something That I'm Not" is supposedly, from what I've heard, is about Lars. Not the entire The System Has Failed album.



The one, The only,

Skrap

COMMENT | And then again
posted by : Zeus
2/22/2006 5:47:34 PM

You still suck and Lars stil kicks your pathetic asses!

COMMENT | FROM ONE DWARF TO THE NEXT!!!!
posted by : SATANIC SLUT WHORE
2/22/2006 5:50:32 PM

ZZzzzZZZzzzZZ!!! HUH WHAT? OH.




I'LL BE STANDING ON THE BIGGEST PILE OF RELIGIOUS ACTIVISTS ON JUDGEMENT DAY HOLDING THE SKULL OF JAMES HETFIELDS FATHERS SKULL!!!!!

COMMENT | lars is awesome...
posted by : fists of decay
2/22/2006 5:57:22 PM

hell yeah, lars with his bass, snare, bass, snare, bass, snare beats....bass, snare, bass, snare....wait...this is terrible. LARS SUX FAGGITS. I love metallca but they were better when they had LARS, not CORPORATE LARS!!! Lars is not the man. Any guy who thinks it will sound cool if his snare sounds like a goddamned trash can lid getting hit with a spoon should be drug out in the street and shot. Sorry if i piss off any metallica fans...i am one as well but i can admit when one of my favorite bands is fukkin up!!!!!!!

COMMENT |
posted by : exitwounds_return
2/22/2006 6:01:37 PM

Kill em All - shit album- maybe 3 good songs.
RTL - Classic All the way
Master of Puppets - THE Classic
Justice - mmkay, a few good songs buta terrible sound
Black album - another classic
The rest- SHIT- apart from the Garage Days stuff, but they arent really metallica songs are they.
Hope they can pull the rabbit out the hat for the next one and cal it a day.

COMMENT | BRING BACK KEN HAwK!!!!!!!!!!!!
posted by : kenhawkisgod
2/22/2006 6:02:23 PM

DAMMITT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I bet he'd have some great comment about peeing in someones butt. Always insightful.

KEN HAWK IS GOD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

COMMENT | Last Post!
posted by : Met Fiend
2/22/2006 6:05:44 PM

Ha ha, just trying to be different. Seriously though, Papa Ulrich seems like a cool guy. I mean how many dads try to force their sons to do this or do that? Exposing your kids to many different things and then letting THEM decide who they are is the only way to go.

PS - If you aren't a dad, don't reply to my post!

Sincerely,
Met Fiend (father of two)

COMMENT |
posted by : ViggoOfCarpathia
2/22/2006 6:07:06 PM

Lars is a pretentious metronome. I don't care who uses metronomes, he is one.

COMMENT | fuck tennis!
posted by : dayofdarkness
2/22/2006 6:32:41 PM

what's with tennis shit? tennis is for girls for fuck's sake!

COMMENT |
posted by : bassbar
2/22/2006 6:33:53 PM

pete sampras is the hairiest girl i've ever seen then lol

COMMENT | Interesting
posted by : kazrog
2/22/2006 6:37:43 PM

Torben's a very smart, interesting person. Smarter than any member of Metallica, for sure.

COMMENT | Swedish Meatballs
posted by : Brother Maynard
2/22/2006 8:01:12 PM

Now we know where Lars gets his inferiority complex. Quite evident now that Torby's shadow extends quite far in Lars unfulfilled life.

Here's a thought, it's been 20 years since Metallica put out a good record.

COMMENT |
posted by : bassbar
2/22/2006 8:18:30 PM

metallica threads are always an amusing read on here lol

i don't get why some people get so wound up about them though. it's their band so they can do whatever they want with it. if you don't like their newer material then so what, you're not forced to buy it or even listen to it just like you're not forced to read this thread let alone reply to it.

btw, some of you need to update your cut and paste replies cos they're getting quite stale now lol

COMMENT | ..
posted by : Pod
2/22/2006 8:30:50 PM

somebody opened a farm gate and let all the sheep out

COMMENT |
posted by : burns1059
2/22/2006 8:39:59 PM

Torben rules, I'd like to hear his band.

COMMENT | sorry bout the spelling but.
posted by : billrichardson
2/22/2006 8:57:15 PM

funny ,
INTELLIGENCE is not pompousness,
if you use large words, you are not pompous,
it is a well known fact most pompous people make up for their intelligence with their arrogance,
blah blah blah blah blah >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
doesnt it get a little boring to some people /??????

COMMENT | oops
posted by : YourMother'sWeepingCunt
2/22/2006 9:14:15 PM

*"God Hates..."*

COMMENT | fuck you molotov
posted by : markiey
2/22/2006 9:48:52 PM

Dave Mustaine rules MMMMMEEEEEEGGGGGGGAAAAADDDDDEEEEETTTTHHHHH Molotov u r a little punk bitch

COMMENT | 'THE NATURE BOY' RIC FLAIR SHOULD POST HERE TOO!!!
posted by : xsoul13
2/22/2006 9:56:44 PM

Lars, his sperm donor, Metallica defenders, Megadeth defenders and Death Metal bashers...I'll bang all of your heads together like a couple of coconuts.

If your Death Metal and sell-out you're no longer Death Metal.
If you're Metallica or Megadeth and you sell-out you can still be what you say you are.

OPETH IN N.Y.C. TOMORROW NIGHT!!! MORE TALENT THAN BOTH BANDS..COMBINED!!!

WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

COMMENT |
posted by : Metal_ViPeR
2/22/2006 10:07:05 PM

lar's dad seems to talk fucking weird, if you don't pay attention closely...then you have no idea wtf he says lol. watching SKOM when it came for his scene, he uses big words and like explains shit with em just like lars always does...

COMMENT | xsnoochieboochiex
posted by : dayofdarkness
2/22/2006 10:10:13 PM

shut the fuck up and go lick ur toilet seat :)

COMMENT | ^^^ I'll be at Opeth...
posted by : DMIZE
2/22/2006 10:10:41 PM

Metallica is done...time to move on to the greats!

COMMENT | Drums
posted by : Bongo Fury
2/22/2006 10:25:51 PM

Listening to Dyers Eve and fuck it man.. that man could drum.. he is not as fast anymore, but from black album and after that he did very cool rythms, really he always had a better sense of cool rythms than most drummers... okay the snare in st. anger sucked, but the rythms were cool

Metal up your ass! Hope you don't get serious scars

COMMENT | dayofdarkness? oooh scary!!!
posted by : xsoul13
2/22/2006 10:34:24 PM

I do lick my toilet seat! After your sis' leaves my place the next morning! And that's also after she's been riding the cotton pony for three days. I lap it up!

DMIZE? See you there bro'!

COMMENT | Coversation tonight from studio
posted by : steelshredder
2/22/2006 11:00:40 PM

Rubin: "Yeah, I think we should drop D some shit dudes, speed it up, emphasize Metallica's strengths of the 80's"

Torben: "I don't give a shit what you do, just make sure we got that tin pan in there"

Rubin: "I think we'll tune the drums normally, or maybe a little thrashy, but no tin pan"

Torben: "Damn, ok. I like your ears Rick. You can really hear a D"

COMMENT | ...
posted by : peace
2/22/2006 11:05:34 PM

"lar's dad seems to talk fucking weird, if you don't pay attention closely...then you have no idea wtf he says lol."

Yeah, ha ha fucking ha ha, he's from another country, and English isn't his primary language, so he talks "fucking weird".

Sure, he's talking out his ass, but you're a dipshit if you don't know why he talks the way he does.

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posted by : Some Kind of Monster
2/22/2006 11:08:17 PM

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COMMENT |
posted by : OverlordTom
2/22/2006 11:10:52 PM

Who is Metallica?

COMMENT | metallord
posted by : Some Kind of Monster
2/22/2006 11:27:02 PM

METALLORD CAN'T CONSTRUCT A SENTENCE, THATS ALL TEHRE IS TO IT...

COMMENT | the philosophy of a metallidad
posted by : metalwarlord
2/23/2006 1:07:37 AM

torbin is old school,this dude inspired a boy with rock...so that one day he could co-form the best fuckin metal band ever...and show me a rock star who doesen't have an ego....i have met lars quite a few times,and i have never gotten the opinion that he has an ego....as a matter of fact he fuckin knows that the fans are what made him famous.....and as far as metallica charging 70 bucks a ticket...you get your 70 bucks worth fucker.....i have been to probly 300 concerts seen metallica 20 times live...and it is always something new.... they fuckin deserve everything they have....cause when you do it the old fashion way... going gold and platnium with no music videos or radio play and just being a band spread through word of mouth for the first ten years of there career is pretty fuckin admirable.....few rock bands can even stand up to metallica......you fuckers just want to mold this band into something it's not....you fucks will always find something to bitch about metallica....your like a chick on a 365 day metalliperiod....hahahhaaaaaaaa.......i hget sick of hearing you bitches rip on these guys....these fuckin bands you guys blow in here ..when they picked up a gutair for the first time 7 times out ten i bet it was metallica who inspired them....fuck you metallihaters...................

birth,school,metallica,death

metalwarlord2006

COMMENT | you remind me of my stool!!!
posted by : METALGOD1349
2/23/2006 3:23:38 AM

fuck all of you douchbags who are bad-mouthing metalica. they rock! they tear shit up live. get the dicks out of your ears and asses! give them their props as musicians. lars may be a bit of a tightass, but he slaughters all when it comes to the drums!!! so fuck you, you fucking fucks!!!
can't wait 4 their new shit to drop!BIOTCHES!! you can stop smoking your stepfather's pole, you musically constipated jackasses!!! \m/

COMMENT | This just in...
posted by : viggo
2/23/2006 1:52:57 PM

As the interview ended and after a long pause, a tear appeared at Torben Ulrich's eye as he mumbled: "Sniiiff... I shoud have used a condom"....

COMMENT |
posted by : wajahat_k
2/23/2006 8:58:30 PM

LARS NOW NEEDS HIS DAD to do interviews for him

"Daddy daddy, can u do an interview for me, jus one more"

Lars is overrated

But I hope that shit bout Metallica leaving bob rock and goin for rick rubin is true

THAT WULD FUCKING MAKE MY DAY

COMMENT |
posted by : Courtallica
2/24/2006 11:41:30 AM

Bitches please.
Metallica is made up of Gods, and they still rule the world.
Nuff said.

COMMENT | large skills and ears
posted by : mathais black
2/26/2006 6:44:36 AM

what torben meant by large skills and ears was that jason had a good musical ear, meaning that he could listen to any guitar riff or piece of music and be able to listen for the root notes and and create any type of bass line that was needed to go under metallica's thunder. he had the ears to do that, you need a good musical ear to listen, to know what to play or create and he had the skill to be able to make what was in his head come through his instrument.

COMMENT | st. anger
posted by : mathais black
2/26/2006 6:53:41 AM

I think st. anger was the best album since and justice for all. It certainly is alot heavier than anything since then. I loved lars' snare tone, it was unique and creative. lars tends to go with different tones and cymbals alot. think about it, take and justice for all for instance, that is the only album that lars uses chinas on. st anger is a riff heavy album. metallica is back!

COMMENT | Lars
posted by : Boss Hogg
3/13/2006 10:53:43 PM

had sex with keith richards.



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