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Singer TONY MARTIN Talks About BLACK SABBATH Years, Solo Career
- Apr. 8, 2006
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Sweden's Metalshrine recently conducted an interview with former BLACK SABBATH frontman Tony Martin. An excerpt from the question-and-answer session follows: Metalshrine: Your band at the moment features your son. It's got to be the ultimate feeling as a father to work together with his son. How did that come about? Tony Martin: "Well, it's a bit strange actually, I love it. I missed the boys growing up because I was divorced from their mother quite young. And only got to see them at intervals. As they got older, they got to know me as a friend more than a father but I love 'em both. I think they're really cool. I realized Joe was serious about his playing guitar when he was about 14. He asked me one day if I'd buy him a guitar and I said 'What guitar?' He pointed out an Ibanez S470 and I said he must be joking because it was £1000 sterling, and his reply was.... 'It's OK, I got the money, I saved up for it!' I was amazed! This kid had been working spare time, dreamed about this guitar and saved enough to buy it. I said, 'Why do you want me to get it then? He said, ''Cause I can't drive, you idiot!' FANTASTIC!!!!! I loved this kid and I took him to get it. And he learned real quick. I asked him to play some of the solos on 'Scream', because I wasn't able to get my fingers round them. I am a guitar player of some 40 years, but I STILL can't get some of the places that my head THINKS I can go!!! Joe can. And since he plays on the album I thought it would be a great experience going on the road too." Metalshrine: You also got SABBATH veteran Geoff Nicholls in your band and I can only imagine whan at assett he must be with his experience and skills. What exactly does he bring to the table in the band and is he a permanent solution? Tony Martin: "I REALLY like Geoff. He has been an inspiration for me in many ways and he understands the atmosphere that I like to sing with. He created a lot of the atmosphere that came with the Tony Martin SABBATH years. I would love him to be a fixed member of the band but he also has film work and TV stuff going on. Right now he's happy doing this so that's cool. He is also the guy that keeps spirits up when we are struggling with stuff. VERY funny guy and great to be with." Metalshrine: I've seen your setlist for some of your soloshows and I wonder, like many others, why you play a couple of Ozzy-era songs on your shows? Honestly, I think the people going to your shows much rather hear the songs YOU did in SABBATH and also in your side projects than the boring SABBATH songs that been played a 1000 times. Tony Martin: "I hear ya, I understand what you mean although I only play 'War Pigs' and 'Children of the Sea', which is a Dio track. The thing is.... I was in SABBATH for a span of 10 years and was there longer than Dio and almost made it longer than Ozzy untill he rejoined the band! I sang those songs in SABBATH longer than the people that wrote them.....SO WHAT! I hear you say... Well, I kinda know those songs really well, and it's my small tribute to the years that went before me. I have huge respect for those years and I wanted to remind people that I helped to keep that stuff alive!!! Also... Geoff Nicholls was a big part of the Dio era with 'Heaven and Hell' etc. so we touch on that because of his involvement." Read the entire interview at this location.
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posted by : gr_1988 4/8/2006 9:49:18 AM
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am tired of fighting
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posted by : gr_1988 4/8/2006 9:50:12 AM
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am nto going to lie to you (8)
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posted by : rocknrolljunkynj 4/8/2006 9:50:19 AM
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whats the best sodom cd???
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posted by : bill 4/8/2006 9:55:26 AM
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the best sodom cd is Persecution Mania.
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posted by : Empire 4/8/2006 9:56:18 AM
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the best singer in the world
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COMMENT | I love the Tony Martin Sabbath years...
posted by : 4/8/2006 9:57:33 AM
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...Every effort was rock solid!!!
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COMMENT | well...
posted by : PhuongAnh 4/8/2006 10:11:18 AM
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He is one of my favourite vocalist! Agree with anyone above, he is best vocalist in the world!!!
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COMMENT | EVERY SAbbath album is good if it says BLACK SABBATH...
posted by : 4/8/2006 10:31:42 AM
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you can't go wrong,sure some are better but they are one of the few bands that never released a crap album.
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posted by : 4/8/2006 10:58:30 AM
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I love this guy. His years in Sabbath were golden!
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COMMENT | Itwalksamongus plays "rock bass". LOL
posted by : the Dude (~\m/~) 4/8/2006 10:58:59 AM
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Just last night he "played a screaming rock gig in front of 500 rock-crazed Japanese fans."
BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Holy shit, that is the fuckin' dumbest thing I've ever seen posted on the internet! Everytime I see it I laugh... even when I type it myself. What the fuck is a "rock bass"??? LOL
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COMMENT | damn i never realized
posted by : 4/8/2006 11:03:32 AM
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Tony was in the band linger than Dio and almost as long as Ozzy! I, for one personally love all of his era except for "Forbidden" just could not appreciate that one. I'm glad that people are finally taking a good look and listen to these great albums. They have been missing out on some of the best old metal created for it's time.
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COMMENT | october_rust
posted by : 4/8/2006 11:06:28 AM
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Did you know that the guitar solo in When Death Calls is played by Brian May?
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COMMENT | Tony Martin is the man
posted by : Firefly 4/8/2006 11:19:50 AM
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I fucking love Black Sabbath. I go through these phases were i'll listen to a certain era of the band non-stop for months at a time. Lately, it's been the Tony Martin albums. Martin lacks in the lyrics department but, has such a wonderful voice and such memorable melody lines it makes up for it. I would love to see Martin back with Sabbath.
My top TM albums with BS
1. Cross Purpose 2. Forbidden 3. TYR 4. The Eternal Idol 5. Headless Cross
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posted by : pigger 4/8/2006 11:24:51 AM
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Definetley the greatest vocalist in the world! His new album "Scream" is fantastic!
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COMMENT | all he has to say
posted by : Ken92081 4/8/2006 12:50:32 PM
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is "without Sabbath I would never be anything. I am one of the luckiest people in the world and owe everything I have to Sabbath since my voice isnt unique or even all that good in any way."
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posted by : Mordack 4/8/2006 12:52:14 PM
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Tony Martin is the most underrated singer ever. His work with Sabbath is phenomenal.
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posted by : JO JO 4/8/2006 3:25:12 PM
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May plays the solo. Tony Iommi thanks him "for the solo"
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posted by : RiotAct666 4/8/2006 3:45:09 PM
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The albums Tony Martin did with Sabbath are really great albums. TM and Dio & Ian Gillan are sabbath's best singers.
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COMMENT | Correct, JO JO
posted by : 4/8/2006 4:39:58 PM
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As stated earlier, Brian May plays the solo on When Death Calls.
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COMMENT | mfiasco
posted by : JO JO 4/8/2006 8:30:09 PM
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october rust said May just played the intro
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COMMENT | How to troll, Pt. 1
posted by : Itwalksamongus 4/8/2006 8:48:14 PM
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See post by "the Dude" above.
So, Dude - did you find me on those other sites yet? I mean, you seached the internet until you found out my age - I left you a message on one of the other boards I post on - find it yet? And these are REAL boards, not little webpages like treehouseofdeath. Let me know what you find, mmmm-kay?
Advantage - Itwalksamongus
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COMMENT | How to troll, Pt. 2
posted by : hollowguy 4/8/2006 10:52:57 PM
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see above post...
lol
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COMMENT | ^^^^^
posted by : Itwalksamongus 4/8/2006 11:27:35 PM
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Wrong.
So how long before the rest of you jackasses show up? Is Terrifyer going to be along to call me ou....
Shit! I almost got that out!
Hopefully you clowns realize that the ONLY time we have an exchange is when YOU troll over here looking for ME.
Advantage - Itwalksamongus
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COMMENT | ^^^^ Great post, but
posted by : Itwalksamongus 4/9/2006 2:36:05 AM
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Let's not forget that the vision of Tony Iommi also includes him putting out progressively crappier albums by progressively crappier line-ups and still calling it Sabbath. Including but not limited to this HOF thing, today in 2006 Sabbath"s legacy is creating heavy metal - and Dio and any other member of their post-important-period line-ups had anything to do with that.
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COMMENT | TONY MARTIN RULES!!!
posted by : 4/9/2006 2:59:52 AM
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One of the best hard rock/metal singers in last last 20 years! I've been on his solo concert in Budapest (Hungary) and it was fantastic! Yeah, I also don't want to hear those Ozzy related Sabbath songs (on that show they play "War Pigs" and "Paranoid") becose I hear them a million times and they don't suit the rest of the set. On the other heand "Children Of The Sea" from Dio era suit perfectly. The best Black Sabbath albums is the one with Tony Martin on vocals (except "Forbidden") but they are underated and that's real shame... His solo albums ("Back Were I Belong" (1992) and "Scream" (2005)) are great also, just like the most of projects and bands in with hi participated. Let me repeat again - TONY MARTIN RULES!!!
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COMMENT | Best Sabbath albums are with Tony Martin????
posted by : Itwalksamongus 4/9/2006 3:17:40 AM
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Damn, that's funny!
lol
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COMMENT | TRUE black sabbath fans
posted by : 4/9/2006 5:25:46 AM
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know that ozzy era sabbath is and always will be the best
what the fuck does sharon have to do with sabbath?
nothing
the music speaks for itself
fucking retards.
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COMMENT | dont like ozzy?
posted by : 4/9/2006 5:37:03 AM
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dont go see him
you shouldnt talk shit about one of the men that created you either
OZZY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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COMMENT | ozzy didnt bail either
posted by : 4/9/2006 6:11:46 AM
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he was given the boot
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COMMENT | yes they all kick ass
posted by : 4/9/2006 7:22:49 AM
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but ozzys was the best
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COMMENT | Pot - Kettle
posted by : the Dude (~\m/~) 4/9/2006 2:12:28 PM
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COMMENT | Best Sabbath albums are with Tony Martin???? posted by : Itwalksamongus 4/9/2006 3:17:40 AM Damn, that's funny!
lol
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Why is his opinion funny? Because it's not in line with some no-name 51 year-old loser who plays "rock bass" for "rock-crazed Japanese fans"?
Hahahahahahahaha.......
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COMMENT | TONY MARTIN RULES PART II
posted by : 4/9/2006 2:36:41 PM
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I will repeat - BLACK SABBATH ALBUMS WITH TONY MARTIN ON VOCALS ARE THE B E S T BLACK SABBATH ALBUMS (this time including even "Forbidden" into the list - see below)! Man, heart of Sabbath was always TONY IOMMI and his master riffs. Ozzy was just one of the singers (OK, first singer and school friend with other members and...) but I don't uderstand why is all that aura "Princ Of Darkness (?!?!?!) around him. His voice is irritating and nothing special. Music on most of the Sabbath albums with him is GREAT but his voice is different story! I can't believe that somebody can write that Ozzy was THE MAN, BEST SINGER etc. HELLO!!! What about those singers like Ian Gillan, Glenn Hughes, Dio and Tony Martin! Those four are REAL singers, while Mr. Osbourne is just narrator - there is no melodies or any attempt to follow the music line and structure of songs. Ozzy is "BIG" last couple of years mostly becose media (MTV specialy) push him on every occasion, while same those media didn't give almost ANY support to the post-Ozzy Black Sabbath (in USA almost nobody knows about post-Ozzy Sabbath!). I think that most of Sabbath fans will be thinking differently if they only have a chance to listen any other non Ozzy Sabbath release! But they don't have a chance! OZZY,OZZY,OZZY - I'm so sick of that injustice. I'm sure that most of you even know that Ozzy didn't write almost anything on first couple of his solo albums and that speaks a lot about THE MAN! Anyway, list of THE BEST Black Sabbath Albums is:
1. "Headless Cross" (1989) (Tony Martin) 2. "Tyr" (1990) (Tony Martin) 3. "Cross Purposes" (1994) (Tony Martin) 4. "Eternal Idol" (1987) (Tony Martin) 5. "Dehumanizer" (1992) (Dio) 6. "Forbidden" (1995) (Tony Martin) 7. "Mob Rules" (1981) (Dio) 8. "Heaven And Hell" (1980) (Dio) 9. "Master Of Reallity" (1971) (Ozzy) 10. "Vol. 4" (1972) (Ozzy)
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COMMENT | MODULATOR
posted by : Itwalksamongus 4/9/2006 6:26:58 PM
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"BLACK SABBATH ALBUMS WITH TONY MARTIN ON VOCALS ARE THE B E S T BLACK SABBATH ALBUMS "
Nope. You may like them more - but that's it.
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COMMENT | fuckin Tony Martin
posted by : 4/10/2006 12:27:52 AM
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is a brilliant singer and was with Sabbath. I don't know what I would have done without the Martin era Sabbath material it helped me through a rough time (three divorces and a suicide) but hey, want to hear a hell of an epic tune? Feels Godd To Me off TYR , its fucking brilliant actually the whole cd is fabulous. I love that Post Ozzy Sabbath stuff man its to die fer oh.......cheerios
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COMMENT | BE FREE TO DECIDE !
posted by : 4/10/2006 7:09:20 AM
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Well, dear Itwalksamongus, I DON'T JUST "LIKE" THOSE TONY MARTIN ALBUMS MORE - THERE A R E BEST BLACK SABBATH ALBUMS. I agree with Jakdknife - those albums helped me also in some shity times in my life - thats how they are powerful! So, I LOVE those albums - you (Itwalksamongus) don't - that's the fact and I don't have any problems whit that. LIVE YOUR LIFE - BE FREE TO DECIDE!!!
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COMMENT | MODULATOR
posted by : Itwalksamongus 4/10/2006 9:57:09 AM
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"I DON'T JUST "LIKE" THOSE TONY MARTIN ALBUMS MORE - THERE A R E BEST BLACK SABBATH ALBUMS."
Merely your opinion - not one many people share, I'm afraid.
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COMMENT | Itwalks...
posted by : Blackwater_Park 4/10/2006 12:16:48 PM
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n/p
Obsession.
Face it pal, you simply cannot win. You have been exposed as a 51 year old man who trolls the Internet on a constant basis, spending most of his days getting the "Advantage" over 15 year olds. Did somebody take a wrong turn in life or what?
*Rubs hands tofether*
BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!
I'm surprised you are still showing your face around here after I handed your ass to you on the Megadeth thread!
Remember this?
"That's it - this thread is now over. Let's review!
Itwalksamongus - 1 Stoolhouse clowns - 0
Game over."
BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!! What a fucking pussy!!! Runs away with his tail between his legs!!!!
BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
Does that fact that you are the Internet's most notorious loser make you appear even cooler to all your "rock-crazed Japanese fans"? I mean its pretty hard to be cooler than an out of touch 51 year old nobody who thinks its cool to toss phrases around like "rock bass" and "screaming rock gig". But seriously, when you get up on stage in front of that sea of people (500 LOL) do you tell all your "rock-crazed Japanese fans" that you are Itwalksamongus, and you have the "Advantage" over them?
BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! *deep breath* BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!
Oh, and are you still going to continue your bullshit about being a big touch guy, when we all know you are a feable 51 year old, literally just months away from using a walker? Rev would fucking destroy you, and you know it old man.
BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
Oh, and...
"Look you stupid fuck let me spell it out for you. I've played rock bass since I was eight years old, and last night I played a screaming rock gig in front of about 500 rock-crazed Japanese fans. Now shut the fuck up"
BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
"How long did it take me to assemble that list? About two minutes - and a LOT longer than it took YOU to WRITE all those posts"
BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
"I was reading that thread and thinking "Man, this guy REALLY knows me - how many hours has he spent studying me?"
BWAAAHAHAHAHAAAA!!!!!
TARDvantage - ItCORKSamongus
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COMMENT | Blackwater_Park
posted by : Itwalksamongus 4/10/2006 6:33:03 PM
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It was only a metter of time before you showed up. Ya know, if you put any more of my quotes in your posts you're going to need your own fucking thread! Get a hobby or a dog or something - what exactly do you get out of chasing me around the internet? And you think you handed me my ass on some other thread? Yeah - in your little world of delusion you did. In reality it never happened - and it never will. Oh - and if your buddy Rev could have done ANYTHING to me he wouldn't have wimped out on his own call-out. Let me point out that it is YOU who come trolling for me - both here and who knows how many other sites - so it is YOUR obsession that is exposed. I'm merely responding. So - did you find the message I wrote to you and the Dude on those two other boards? Get moving you fucking wimp! And please - keep quoting me in your posts - it proves how obsessed you are with me much more than anything I could say. So - see ya soon!
Advantage - Itwalksamongus
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COMMENT | n/p Obsession.
posted by : Blackwater_Park 4/10/2006 7:00:24 PM
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First things first, what's a "metter of time"?
BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
Is that kinda like rubbing your hands tofether?
BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
Fact. I handed you your ass on the Megadeth thread. You ran away. Face it.
BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
I have better things to do that chase some old fool around the Internet. LOL. The fact is, Blabbermouth and the Treehouse are my stomping grounds, and you just better get use to it. Don't like it? Then do what you did on the Megadeth thread and run away! Or are you gonna try and tell me you pussed out on that thread because you had a "screaming rock gig" to play?
BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
BTW... hows the blow-up doll?
BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
"Look you stupid fuck let me spell it out for you. I've played rock bass since I was eight years old, and last night I played a screaming rock gig in front of about 500 rock-crazed Japanese fans. Now shut the fuck up"
BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
"How long did it take me to assemble that list? About two minutes - and a LOT longer than it took YOU to WRITE all those posts"
BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
"I was reading that thread and thinking "Man, this guy REALLY knows me - how many hours has he spent studying me?"
BWAAAHAHAHAHAAAA!!!!!
TARDvantage - ItCORKSamongus
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COMMENT | THAT didn't take long!
posted by : Itwalksamongus 4/10/2006 7:18:54 PM
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n/p
Obsession
BWAAAHAHAHAHAHAAAAA!!!!!!
Advantage - Itwalksamongus
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COMMENT | BP uncorks another winner!
posted by : Itwalksamongus 4/10/2006 7:24:02 PM
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"I have better things to do that chase some old fool around the Internet. LOL."
Really? Well - that would be true if you IGNORE the fact that you had to chase me around the internet to find out my age - because I posted it on a completely different site.
Ooops.
Advantage - Itwalksamongus
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COMMENT | Maybe I got that info from someone else....
posted by : Blackwater_Park 4/11/2006 12:09:09 AM
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Who happens to be a regular at Metal Sludge. But of course the idea of friends is completely alien to you. We know, we know.
Ooops.
BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
"Look you stupid fuck let me spell it out for you. I've played rock bass since I was eight years old, and last night I played a screaming rock gig in front of about 500 rock-crazed Japanese fans. Now shut the fuck up"
BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
"How long did it take me to assemble that list? About two minutes - and a LOT longer than it took YOU to WRITE all those posts"
BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
"I was reading that thread and thinking "Man, this guy REALLY knows me - how many hours has he spent studying me?"
BWAAAHAHAHAHAAAA!!!!!
TARDvantage - ItCORKSamongus
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COMMENT | "Maybe I got that info from someone else...."
posted by : Itwalksamongus 4/11/2006 12:48:53 AM
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Yeah - and MAYBE the moon's made of green cheese! Nice try - didn't work.
Oh - and this one?
""Look you stupid fuck let me spell it out for you. I've played rock bass since I was eight years old, and last night I played a screaming rock gig in front of about 500 rock-crazed Japanese fans. Now shut the fuck up""
I never said that.
BWAAAHAHAHAHAAA!!!!!!!
Advantage - Itwalksamongus
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COMMENT | So now you have gone back to telling lies....
posted by : Blackwater_Park 4/11/2006 12:18:11 PM
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BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
I merely condensed whate you wrote. Here is the exact quote:
"Look you stupid fuck let me spell it out for you -
I was born in 1954
I saw the Beatles in 1965 when I was 11
I'm now 51 years old
I've played rock bass since I was eight years old, and last night I played a screaming rock gig in front of about 500 rock-crazed Japanese fans.
Now shut the fuck up."
BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
Funny, that sure looks to me like something you wrote!! Or are you gonna continue to lie and pretend that you didn't?
Here is further proof:
http://www.metalsludge.tv/phpBB2/viewtopic.php?t=53492&postdays=0&postorder=asc&start=60
But how long will it take you to go back and delete this now?
BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!
BTW... when are you gonna post those clips of your killer bass licks that you promised? Come on man, give us a sample of you in "screaming rock gig" mode!!
BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!
Oh, and Hellfire found you on Metal Sludge, all you gotta do is ask him, and he'll tell you exactly that.
Ooops.
BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
"Look you stupid fuck let me spell it out for you. I've played rock bass since I was eight years old, and last night I played a screaming rock gig in front of about 500 rock-crazed Japanese fans. Now shut the fuck up"
BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
"It was only a metter of time before you showed up."
BWHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!
"How long did it take me to assemble that list? About two minutes - and a LOT longer than it took YOU to WRITE all those posts"
BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
"I was reading that thread and thinking "Man, this guy REALLY knows me - how many hours has he spent studying me?"
BWAAAHAHAHAHAAAA!!!!!
TARDvantage - ItCORKSamongus
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COMMENT | Ooops... BUSTED!!!!
posted by : Blackwater_Park 4/11/2006 1:54:29 PM
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Hey Itwalkswithin,
Lets take a look at some Burger pictures shall we! :)
EXHIBIT A (posted by The Beast Within at the Treehouse Of Death on Jan, 07, 2006 - top of the thread):
http://www.treehouseofdeath.com/forum/viewtopic.php?t=7131&postdays=0&postorder=asc&start=0
EXHIBIT B (posted by Itwalksamongus at Metal Sludge on April, 07, 2006 - scroll down to the middle of the thread):
http://www.metalsludge.tv/phpBB2/viewtopic.php?t=56894
Man, those are exactly the same picture, but they are coming from two different photobucket accounts!!! I wonder how that happened?
BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
Lets see you try to lie your way out of this one, or can this charade please finally end?
BWHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!
You fucking half-wit, you have been exposed more times than I can count!!!
BWHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!
And don't try to deny the name Itwalkswithin anymore, after all it is the name of one of your photobucket account!!!
BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! *gasps for air* BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! Oh man, my stomach hurts!!! BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! *deep breath* BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
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COMMENT | what the fuck...
posted by : FDH 4/11/2006 2:14:30 PM
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wasn't this supposed to be about Tony Martin?? you 2 both should blow each other AND SHUT THE FUCK UP!!!!!!!
ADAVNTAGE- ME, YOU MOTHERFUCKERS!!!!!
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COMMENT | Hey!
posted by : hollowguy 4/11/2006 2:55:44 PM
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COMMENT | HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!!!!!!!!
posted by : the Dude (~\m/~) 4/11/2006 3:56:33 PM
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Posting the same picture that you posted as BeastWithin... how typical.
Caught with your hand in the cookie jar, haha! How will you "explain" your way out of this one, Kinghell?
You're a fuckin' LOSER, old man! LOL
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COMMENT | I can't wait for his "explanation"
posted by : Blackwater_Park 4/11/2006 4:03:32 PM
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*rubs hands tofether*
This ought to be priceless!! That is, if the pussy (AKA Mr. Green Cheese LOL!!) actually shows his face on this thread again.
BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!
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COMMENT | Hook, line, and sinker.
posted by : Itwalksamongus 4/11/2006 6:42:33 PM
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Man - I couldn't have written a better script to this thing! If we were on Lake Michigan and you two were a couple of Coho salmon you'd be in the back of my boat right now. Let's call this -
How To Trick A Couple Of Morons
The "Rock bass" quote - OF COURSE I said it! But I knew if I SAID I didn't say it would send you to scurrying over to Sludge to post the link proving I did. In doing so you proved exactly what I said - that this information did NOT come from some other person but was a DIRECT result of your chasing me all over the internet. Thanks for proving that.
The burger picture - oh, I KNEW you clowns would fall for that one. Here's how you do it -
1. Go pull the burger picture off of a post by TheBeastWithin at the Stoolhouse -
2. Cut it up in Photoshop -
3. Post it at a completely different site and wait for the Stoolhouse jackasses to come find it and go "See? You ARE TheBeastWithin!!" Too easy.
And as icing on the cake, open a Photobucket account with an account name that looks KIND OF LIKE the person the clowns think you are. Again - too easy.
You know, Dude - I'd have thought you would have caught on to this by now - it's the EXACT SAME THING I DID when I tricked you into thinking I was Kinghell. Guess not.
Once again, you clowns have proved how obsessed you are with me. On this thread I set out to totally exposed both your obsession AND your stupidity - and you walked RIGHT into it.
Let's review!
Itwalks - 1 Stollhouse jackasses - 0
I win.
You guys REALLY thought you had me there, didn't you.
BWAAAHAHAHAHAHAAAA!!!!!!!!
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COMMENT | BWAAAHAHAHAHAAAAAA!!!!!!
posted by : Itwalksamongus 4/11/2006 7:12:48 PM
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"Oh, and Hellfire found you on Metal Sludge, all you gotta do is ask him, and he'll tell you exactly that."
Nope - that's bullshit. Nice try, though - moron. And the Joe American thing - you clowns REALLY need to keep your various stories of fake identities and other slight-of-hand straight. First, in order to support your theory of my multi-personalities (n/p Obsession) you claimed we were the same guy. THEN, to support your theory that I was TheBeastWithin (which I never was) you claimed that Joe and I were TWO DIFFERENT PEOPLE and that Joe was feeding me Stoolhouse quotes. So - now we're back to being the same guy?
Oh - and how come you haven't found me on those other two boards yet? Do you need a hint? Let me know.
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COMMENT | BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!
posted by : Blackwater_Park 4/11/2006 7:32:29 PM
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OMFG!!!! You are so predictable!!!
We were speculating as to how you would explain this one, and BINGO, just as we said on the Treehouse, you chose Option B!
You are a complete and total fucking moron, you do know that don't you?
My good buddy Hellfire (you know the poster here and at the Treehouse. Duh!!!) emailed me with the initial link to your "Rock Bass" quote because he likes to visit Metal Sludge. I followed the link and had a good laugh at your expense! Mystery solved you fucking fool.
Next up, have a look at the "Itwalks PWNED at Blabbs" thread at the treehouse to reveal the origins of the Burger picture discovery.
BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
It didn't come from me there Mr. "Green Cheese"!
BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
Now, lets have a look at the rest shall we?
"1. Go pull the burger picture off of a post by TheBeastWithin at the Stoolhouse -
2. Cut it up in Photoshop -
3. Post it at a completely different site and wait for the Stoolhouse jackasses to come find it and go "See? You ARE TheBeastWithin!!" Too easy."
OMFG!!! Yeah right!!! You just decided that a Burger picture was the ultimate ruse!!!
HOLY FUCKING SHIT!!! I'M GONNA PISS MY PANTS!!!!
BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!
*gasp*
THE BURGER RUSE!!!
BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
*tears rolling down face*
BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
So let me get this straight, you are trying to tell us that you dug around forever in the Treehouse looking for a Burger picture, then went to the trouble of putting it into your photobucket account, and then started jabbering away over at Metal Sludge about In-N-Out Burger just to "set us up" on the off chance we might actually see it there?!?!??!?!?!
BWHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
You went to all that trouble working on the assumption that we actually remembered or even saw the burger pic the first time you posted it at the Treehouse, which I didn't!!! Ooops.
BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
Oh man, your mouth reeks like the back side of a bull. Even if you are telling the truth (which you so obviously are not), what kind of fucking loony has spent so much time lurking in the Treehouse to remember a Burger picture posted back in January?!?! Truely fucking pathetic... and oh yeah, OBSESSED!!!!
BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!
Next up...
"And as icing on the cake, open a Photobucket account with an account name that looks KIND OF LIKE the person the clowns think you are. Again - too easy."
BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!
So you just knew all along that we would eventualy discover you are a poster over at Metal Sludge hey? And thats why you have been posting there since January, all the while using your Itwalkswithin photobucket account? Or did you just create that for THE BURGER RUSE? Careful how you answer now, its really easy for me to check the date on that photobucket account. ;)
BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!
You have 2 choices here clown:
1) Stop telling lies and admit you have been exposed
2) Admit you are mentally unstable and obsessed with me, the Dude, and Rev... becuase contrary to your little projections onto us of your own sick dementia, the only one obsessed here is you, which, if the Burger Ruse is to be beLIEved, was perfectly illustrated by yourself.
You sure have dug yourself a hole now old man... and you're too much of a half-wit to even realise just how fucking stupid you look.
BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
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THE BURGER RUSE!!!! Ithamburgerlersamongus.... Oh man, thats fucking priceless!!!
BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
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COMMENT | That's "TRUELY" sad.
posted by : Itwalksamongus 4/11/2006 7:44:26 PM
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"OMFG!!! Yeah right!!! You just decided that a Burger picture was the ultimate ruse!!!"
Well - it worked, didn't it? You fell for it like the idiot that you are so, yeah - that was the plan. Ooops.
"You went to all that trouble working on the assumption that we actually remembered or even saw the burger pic the first time you posted it at the Treehouse, which I didn't!!!"
Yes, you did - otherwise you wouldn't be commenting on it now. Oops.
"Or did you just create that for THE BURGER RUSE? Careful how you answer now, its really easy for me to check the date on that photobucket account."
Please - check that date - it will further prove how obsessed you are. Oops.
Sorry, pal. the rest of your post wasn't even close to making any sense. And no, Hellfire didn't tell you about my posting at Sludge. The fact remains that YOU are reading my stuff at Sludge - that's all the proof I need. Now go find me on those other sites.
Oh - it's "truly" - dumbfuck.
Heh-heh.
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COMMENT | How stupid ARE you?
posted by : Itwalksamongus 4/11/2006 7:46:58 PM
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""You went to all that trouble working on the assumption that we actually remembered or even saw the burger pic the first time you posted it at the Treehouse, which I didn't!!!"
That would be true if you ignore the fact that I've NEVER posted at the Stoolhouse.
Oops.
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COMMENT | Truely... you fell for that one, hook, line and sinker!!! PWNED!!!
posted by : Blackwater_Park 4/11/2006 7:52:17 PM
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Now back to business...
http://www.treehouseofdeath.com/forum/viewtopic.php?t=9623&postdays=0&postorder=asc&start=160
Have a read of this thread and it will be clear how the great BURGER RUSE came to light.
Oh, and Hellfire will be along shortly to set the record straight about how we came to learn of your activity on Metal Sludge.
Fact. You've been exposed. Face it.
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COMMENT | Oops.
posted by : Blackwater_Park 4/11/2006 7:55:15 PM
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That slipped the first time did it... I wonder why? Nice attempt to cover your tracks old man!
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COMMENT | lol
posted by : Itwalksamongus 4/11/2006 7:59:39 PM
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"Oh, and Hellfire will be along shortly to set the record straight about how we came to learn of your activity on Metal Sludge."
Oh, right - so I'm supposed to believe one of your buddies who you set up to back up your bullshit story? Uh-huh.
So - you, Dude, Hellfire - where's Rev? Having a threesome with his sister and a pig? And then he - what - calls the pig out? Let's get the whole Stoolhouse gang over here!
Remember - the only time we have an exchange is when you or one of your butt-buddies trolls over here to Blab - oh, and Sludge and who knows WHERE else - it find me. So it's a proven fact that you're obsessed with me - and you prove it EVERY time you post here.
And THAT, my friend, is a fact. This?
"Fact. You've been exposed. Face it."
Not even close.
BWAAAHAHAHAHAAAA!!!!!!
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COMMENT | More fun stuff!
posted by : Itwalksamongus 4/11/2006 8:22:08 PM
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First, a general question - who started this particular exchange?
That's right - the Dude. It's ALWAYS the same - YOU clowns come over here trolling for me.
Ooops.
"Careful how you answer now, its really easy for me to check the date on that photobucket account.""
More bullshit. You van't do that - but I suppose SAYING you can.... okay, I give up - no idea why you would say something that's OBVIOUSLY bullshit. Well - other than the fact that you're a proven idiot.
Hey Dude -
"Caught with your hand in the cookie jar, haha!"
Wrong. Ooops.
And through it all you jackasses STILL are so blinded by your rage that you COMPLETELY MISS the point that you EXPOSE YOUR OWN OBSESSION with me EVERY TIME YOU POST HERE.
And THAT - is "truely" the best part of all.
BWAAAAHAHAHAHAHAAAA!!!!!!!
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COMMENT | THAT didn't take long!
posted by : Itwalksamongus 4/11/2006 8:26:46 PM
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Sup, Terrifyer? I knew you'd be along - you clowns are like sheep. So - make any of your bullshit internet call-outs lately? Man, I'm STILL chuckling over that one! I was standing in front of the Cubby Bear thinking "Well, if Terrifyer had any BALLS he'd be standing right here." But of course, you weren't there. Why? Your bullshit work/plane ticket/ "Chicago's a big city..." whine-fest aside, it's because you weren't prepared to have your bluff called - and when it WAS called you ran like one of those scared rabbits you usually have for an afternoon snack.
You're a fucking spineless pussy - you've proved it.
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COMMENT | Terrifyer
posted by : Itwalksamongus 4/11/2006 8:39:59 PM
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Nope. You backed out of your own call-out - and now you're trying to blame ME????
That's funny.
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COMMENT | LMAO!!!
posted by : Blackwater_Park 4/11/2006 8:43:28 PM
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Me: "Careful how you answer now, its really easy for me to check the date on that photobucket account."
Ithamburgerlarsamongus: "More bullshit. You van't do that - but I suppose SAYING you can.... okay, I give up - no idea why you would say something that's OBVIOUSLY bullshit. Well - other than the fact that you're a proven idiot."
Still obsessing about that hey!!!
BWHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
I'll let you think on that a little longer before illustrating how easy it is to figure out.
And as far as who sent us to Metal Sludge in the first place, who gives a shit anyway? Hellfire will be along later to set the truth out for us, but it really doesn't even matter. You can think we are obessed with you all you like... I would guess it makes you feel better to project your own dementia onto us. Whatever, yeah so we are obsessed with you! Here is your bone little dog, happy now old man?
BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
The fact is, we time after time make you look like a complete moron, and you just keep coming back for more. Its a game to us... its called "laugh at the retard", staring everyone's favorite half-wit Ithamburgerlarsamongus!!!!
You have been so completely and totally exposed it is actually pretty embarrassing to watch you try to worm your way out of it now. Have some shame will ya, and just give it up already you old Rock Bass fool!!!
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COMMENT | Please
posted by : Itwalksamongus 4/11/2006 9:58:48 PM
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Terrifyer - just fucking give it up. You wimped plain and simple. And you wouldn't keep writing these mulit-paragraph defenses - MONTHS LATER - if you didn't think you had anything to defend. And as for your age jokes - I could be twice your age and I'd still snap you in half. Had you showed up in Chicago you'd already know that - but you wimped. And the reason you all laugh at me is because you're TOO FUCKING STUPID to realize that you make complete fools out of yourselves EVERY time you troll over here - and now other sites as well - looking for me.
Let me know when you want to meet an.........
Shit! I almost got that out!
BWAAAHAHAHAHAAA!!!
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COMMENT | Blackwater_Park
posted by : Itwalksamongus 4/11/2006 10:05:11 PM
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Me: "Careful how you answer now, its really easy for me to check the date on that photobucket account."
Ithamburgerlarsamongus: "More bullshit. You van't do that - but I suppose SAYING you can.... okay, I give up - no idea why you would say something that's OBVIOUSLY bullshit. Well - other than the fact that you're a proven idiot."
Still obsessing about that hey!!!
BWHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
I'll let you think on that a little longer before illustrating how easy it is to figure out.
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Nope - there is no way for you to know when I opened that Photobucket account. Nice try.
"And as far as who sent us to Metal Sludge in the first place, who gives a shit anyway?
Backpedal - backpedal.....
"Hellfire will be along later to set the truth out for us......"
No, he won't. What he'll do is uncork some bullshit story to back up YOUR bullshit story.
"Whatever, yeah so we are obsessed with you!"
Uh - that was never a big secret.
"The fact is, we time after time make you look like a complete moron,"
Nope. What you do is make yourselves look like complete idiots EVERY TIME you troll over here - and now other sites as well - looking for me.
" staring everyone's favorite half-wit Ithamburgerlarsamongus!!!!"
Uh - is "starring" the word you're struggling with?
"You have been so completely and totally exposed"
Where? By a bunch of stuff you made up? Oh yeah - real "exposed".
See ya soon - wimp.
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COMMENT | Oh my god.
posted by : the Dude (~\m/~) 4/11/2006 11:00:02 PM
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You're trying to use the "I deliberately posted all that stuff as an elaborate ruse to trick you" excuse again????
*laughs uncontrollably for 5 minutes straight*
Not even a fuckin' 3rd grader would be gullible or dumb enough to fall for that, you stupid, pathetic old man! And besides... wouldn't that make YOU the one who's "obsessed"?
*laughs uncontrollably some more*
Seriously... are you retarded?
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COMMENT | ^^^^
posted by : Itwalksamongus 4/11/2006 11:08:12 PM
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Nice try there, Dude - but yeah - I DELIBERATELY posted that burger picture at Sludge because I KNEW you fuckers would be all over it like a bum on a baloney sandwich. And - surprise, surprise - YOU WERE! If I REALLY WERE theBeastWithin WHY would I post something that would so obviously give the ruse away? No one's that stupid - well, except you guys. And yes I AM USING THAT AGAIN - it worked last time, right?
And speaking of the Kinghell thing - it's now been almost THREE YEARS since you fell for that one! Why, that's so long I bet you HAD HAIR when that all happened.
BWAAAHAHAHAHAAA!!!!!!
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COMMENT | So - the trutth is revealed.
posted by : Itwalksamongus 4/11/2006 11:15:49 PM
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I always knew you guys had followed me to Sludge - and now that you've proven me right by quoting my Sludge posts I have one question: What exactly does this sad obsession get you? Is there a "plus" from such a self-degrading activity? Don't you feel the LEAST BIT foolish following me around the internet? Who started this one? The Dude. Oh well - now that you've proven your obsession I'll think of you when I post at Sludge - BECAUSE I KNOW YOU'LL BE READING IT!
BWAAAAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!
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COMMENT | For the record
posted by : Hellfire(~\m/~) 4/11/2006 11:43:27 PM
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The Rainbow cheeseburger fucking RULES!!! And, In-n-Out RULES!!!
Now, on to the matters at hand.
Ahem...this is lame and I'm just as lame for posting this.
Itwalks, I've never had a quarrel with you, nor have I had a quarrel with anybody here or at the Treehouse...well, except maybe Kull, but I've moved on.
Yes, it was me that posted the link and I apologize for perpetuating this "thing" if you will. I was a regular at Metal-Sludge before they had a forum and when they did finally get one, I signed up and forgot about it because I found Blabbermouth. It wasn't until a few weeks ago that I went back to MS and found your posts there. What struck me about them was the sense of deja vu. Same put downs, same vitriol. And, it not's just you. It's all the internet denizens that insist on being dicks to each other instead of having a discussion.
BTW, CinderellaRattPoison doesn't seem like such a bad guy. ;-)
Anyhow, I bid you goodnight. I have no ill will towards you or anybody (except Kull...kinda)
Oh and one more thing...It's just the internet you fucking morons!!!
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COMMENT | lol
posted by : hollowguy 4/12/2006 12:36:48 AM
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shhh...
I'm trying to internet.
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COMMENT |
posted by : the Dude (~\m/~) 4/12/2006 12:48:41 AM
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Dude: "You're trying to use the "I deliberately posted all that stuff as an elaborate ruse to trick you" excuse again????"
Itwalks: "yes I AM USING THAT AGAIN - it worked last time, right?"
*stares in disbelief*
You ARE retarded! LOL
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COMMENT | Shhhh
posted by : Hellfire(~\m/~) 4/12/2006 12:57:09 AM
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I'm going to bed.
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COMMENT | Terrifyer
posted by : Itwalksamongus 4/12/2006 12:59:43 AM
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" I guarantee you're nothing and I'd make you my bitch."
Um - that would work IF YOU IGNORE the fact that I'm neither gay OR your sister.
"Deny it all you want to, grandpa, I'd stomp your wrinkled ass. Period."
Yes, you can type those words into a computer somewhere in Whogivesafuck, TN - but to PROVE IT you would have had to NOT puss out of your call-out.
Oops.
"And I don't even know where you got the idea we "followed" you. "
You wouldn't know my age, where I live, what I do - or the myriad of information you've all compiled about me had you NOT followed me to Sludge.Also, you say -
"We laugh our asses off at you on a daily basis ..."
- and you couldn't do that unless you were FOLLOWING ME AROUND THE INTERNET on a daily basis.
Ooops.
"Get some sleep, old man. At your age, you need it."
That's funny. Just not ha-ha funny.
Since your unable to fathom the whole idea of travel, why not find a local home for the handicapped and call someone out - that way, you can call someone out and ACTUALLY SHOW UP instead of wimping out like you did when you made the mistake of calling ME out.
I'd much rather be a 51-year-old musician than a however-old-you-are pussy.
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COMMENT | Dude
posted by : Itwalksamongus 4/12/2006 1:01:40 AM
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Dude: "You're trying to use the "I deliberately posted all that stuff as an elaborate ruse to trick you" excuse again????"
Itwalks: "yes I AM USING THAT AGAIN - it worked last time, right?"
*stares in disbelief*
You ARE retarded! LOL
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You fell for it ALL OVER AGAIN and I'M retarded???
You'd think that, at some point, you'd catch on.
See ya soon, Apron-boy.
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COMMENT | BP
posted by : Itwalksamongus 4/12/2006 2:01:26 AM
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"BTW... Helfire, would you mind posting on that thread that it was you who fist pointed us to Itwalks on Metal Sludge... at least that will finally shut him up. Thanks bro. "
If that's not a set-up, I don't know what is.
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COMMENT | Man, you're REALLY begging!
posted by : Itwalksamongus 4/12/2006 2:02:49 AM
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"Ah man, just shut him up... one simple line... something to the effect of, "I was the one who discovered you on Metal Sludge and pointed the Dude and BP in that direction". Nice and simple."
*cough* set-up *cough*
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COMMENT | Once Again...........
posted by : joe american 4/12/2006 2:22:44 AM
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A handful of individuals (from the treehouse) have brought me into this madness. I was going to stay out of this, but i repeatedly witnessed my name being mentioned over at the treehouse, not to mention on this very thread. I'll take that as an invitation to state my opinion, and to clarify a few things.
1. This is an easy one, so lets get it out of the way. I am not Itwalksamongus.
2. I am not Apollyon. That poor schmuck never had a chance at the treehouse, because a handful of individuals thought he was in league with TheBeastWithin, who they claimed was Itwalksamongus. I guess the poor guy had enough of that bullshit and moved on. I say good for him.
3. I am not related to Itwalksamongus in any way. I am not his son, his nephew, his brother, or anyone else.
You know, this is really getting far fetched to say the least. First you accused me of being Itwalks, then i was Apollyon, and now i'm his son. Sheesh! I think you guys have just about run out of theories. Let me say this so that even you guys can understand it. As long as you mention my name, or tell lies about me here or at other websites, i'm going to show up on these threads. Your little gang of thugs try to bully people around, but i'm here to help "even things up".
BTW - Tony Martin is a hell of a singer! I cant wait for the new Empire album.
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COMMENT | Why not just call it Treehouse of Itwalksamongus?
posted by : Itwalksamongus 4/12/2006 2:23:22 AM
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Jeez - you guys are REALLY obsessed! Dime Wylde -
"I remember when he was a session musician living in Amsterdam.
When I first joined at Shitmouth, that was his story then."
Where do you guys GET this stuff?
Next!
From DSK
"I didn't know you had to attend a music conservatory to play rock bass."
I never attended a music conservatory.
Next!
From Rev -
"Further proof he's Beast. "
Nope. No such proof exists.
Next!
Back to DSK -
"But whatever, we know the truth now! The Beast is out of the bag!"
Nope - another idiot falls for it!
"I doubt that if they were different people and not even related that the real Itwalks would have the foresight to save those pictures just for this occasion or look them up and then post it on another forum...."
That's exactly what happened!
Next!
GG weighs in with this one -
"well the 'Itwalkswithin' photobucket account seals the deal...."
Nope - wrong again.
Next!
Back to BP -
"and the Hot Topic braclet is his kid, who is likely joe american/Apollyon."
Oh man - we're going w-a-y out there!
Next!
The Dude pipes in -
"I'd show you all the thread on Blabbermouth where he slipped up and exposed himself as "kinghell", but I've long since forgotten which one it is."
Still hung up about that one, huh Dude? Never happened.
Next!
Evilernie lobs in his 2 cents -
"Seriously though, I'm glad you busted him"
Not even close.
Next!
Again, DSK
"I think special recognition should go to Distortion Plus who discovered this important piece of evidence"
Note DSK's use of the word "important". That's EXACTLY what I am to you freaks - important.
A 15-page thread about me??? Man - you clowns are really sad. Still nothing on those other boards, huh? Only a matter of time.
BWAAAAHAHAHAHAAAAA!!!!!!
Advantage - Itwalksamongus
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COMMENT | Hey Joe!!
posted by : Itwalksamongus 4/12/2006 2:28:54 AM
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How about these clowns! So - first we were the same guy - then we were different guys - and now you're my KID?!?!?!?!?!?!
Too fucking funny!!!!
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COMMENT | ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
posted by : joe american 4/12/2006 2:48:33 AM
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It's absolutely ridiculous! I just can't believe some of the shit these guys come up with. Hilarious!
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COMMENT | ^^^^
posted by : Itwalksamongus 4/12/2006 2:55:29 AM
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I know! Just wait until tomorrow when they -
UNCORK ANOTHER WINNER!
BWAAAAHAHAHAHAHAAAAA!!!!!!!
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COMMENT | ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
posted by : joe american 4/12/2006 3:07:38 AM
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LOL!
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COMMENT | Lets get back on topic here....
posted by : Blackwater_Park 4/12/2006 12:14:11 PM
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"1. Go pull the burger picture off of a post by TheBeastWithin at the Stoolhouse -
2. Cut it up in Photoshop -
3. Post it at a completely different site and wait for the Stoolhouse jackasses to come find it and go "See? You ARE TheBeastWithin!!" Too easy.
And as icing on the cake, open a Photobucket account with an account name that looks KIND OF LIKE the person the clowns think you are. Again - too easy."
So can you explain to us again why you would go to the trouble of uploading "The Beast's" hamburger picture to your own "freshly made" Itwalkswithin photobucket account rather than simply copying and pasting the link to the picture?
BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!
Lets see... you just knew we would check the link to where the picture was coming from hey? Right.
BWHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
Ooops. Sorry that answer doesn't work! Wouldn't you do a better job of convincing us that you are the Beast if you just left the link as is? After all, in our conspiratorial madness we would never be able to figure out that you would have just cut and pasted the link. Cuz we're the morons right?
BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
Or, do you care to explain why you would make a photobucket account with a name "KIND OF LIKE" the Beast? Why not just go the whole nine yards and REALLY make us think you are him by creating an new account using his full screen name?
BWHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
The fact is, you loaded it straight from your fucking desktop, as did "The Beast" when you first posted it at the Treehouse. You have been exposed Jay. Now suck it up old man.
BWHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!
Oh, and BTW... you have been at Sludge since January of this year, and your Itwalkswithin photobucket account has been active since at least the time you first joined the site. That was incredibly easy to verify you fucking moron... but least see you UNCORK an explanation for this one!! We're waiting *rubs hands tofether*
BWHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
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COMMENT | Holy shit.
posted by : the Dude (~\m/~) 4/12/2006 1:05:51 PM
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Itwalks is delusional.
I feel like I should feel guilty for laughing at him, but I can't help it!
LOL
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COMMENT | Just gotta add one more thing.
posted by : the Dude (~\m/~) 4/12/2006 1:22:55 PM
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Itwalks, you're telling us that after spending so much energy DENYING that you're Beastwithin, you purposely turn around and set up some elaborate ruse to make everyone think you are???
That makes absolutely no sense, you fuckin' retard!!!
The very idea that you're setting up these elaborate traps to trick us into thinking you're using multiple screen names paint you as an even bigger loser than using the multiple screen names in the first place, hahahaha!
LOL
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COMMENT | ^^^^^
posted by : Blackwater_Park 4/12/2006 1:52:07 PM
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Um, can the hamburgerlar say PWNED? Becuse he just got fucking
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COMMENT | LOL!
posted by : hollowguy 4/12/2006 4:17:09 PM
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The Great Hamburger Ruse of 2006!
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COMMENT | BP chases me to Sludge!
posted by : Itwalksamongus 4/12/2006 6:21:21 PM
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It was only a matter of time - though I'm surprised you haven't shown up on those other boards yet. You will. But I'm not about to dumb down my Sludge experience by dealing with your sorry ass there - so I will not be responding to any of your posts at Sludge. You want to talk to me? Do it here. Regarding those bass tracks - I already posted them - boo-hoo if you missed it.
Advantage - Itwalksamongus
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COMMENT | Terrifyer, et al
posted by : Itwalksamongus 4/12/2006 6:30:11 PM
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"And if you expect us to believe your convoluted, weak as shit, story that you set up that burger picture over there in Sludge, a place none of us frequent, plus a itwalkswithin photobucket account, and that you could predict the future that we'd stumble accross both of them, you're more of a dumbass than I thought. "
Uh-huh. So explain why that picture is an issue now.
Ooops.
I knew you clowns would go looking for me and eventually find me at Sludge. And - surprise, surprise - that's EXACTLY what happened. None of you frequesnt Sludge? Then how do you know I posted that picture there? Dumbass. You made such idiots of yourselves trying to claim I was TheBeastWithin - which I never was - I figured I'd just give you enough rope to hang yourselves with - including the "uncorks a winner" line - and you took the bait and swallowed it whole! And the BEST part is you were SO SURE you had me this time you didn't even realize the wool was being pulled right over your eyes.
I was never TheBeastWithin. Until any of you clowns can prove I was you're just guessing.
Oh - and Terrifyer - call out a little girl next time - that way it MIGHT be a fair fight!
BWAAAAHAHAHAHAHAAAAA!!!!!!!!
Advantage - Itwalksamongus
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COMMENT | Way to avoid my "Lets get back on topic here" post....
posted by : Blackwater_Park 4/12/2006 6:45:49 PM
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Typical coward. You have no explanation, so you take the pussy way out. Just like you did when Rev called you out, and your lie about your bass tracks being posted. Ooops.
BWHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
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COMMENT | Oh yeah -
posted by : Itwalksamongus 4/12/2006 6:46:22 PM
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Hey BP - where's that "proof" of when I opened that Photobucket account?
Oops.
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COMMENT | Oooops...
posted by : Blackwater_Park 4/12/2006 6:55:45 PM
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If you didn't avoid my posts like the fucking nancy Boy you are, you would have seen my explanation. Dumbass.
BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!
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Here is a re-post:
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"1. Go pull the burger picture off of a post by TheBeastWithin at the Stoolhouse -
2. Cut it up in Photoshop -
3. Post it at a completely different site and wait for the Stoolhouse jackasses to come find it and go "See? You ARE TheBeastWithin!!" Too easy.
And as icing on the cake, open a Photobucket account with an account name that looks KIND OF LIKE the person the clowns think you are. Again - too easy."
So can you explain to us again why you would go to the trouble of uploading "The Beast's" hamburger picture to your own "freshly made" Itwalkswithin photobucket account rather than simply copying and pasting the link to the picture?
BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!
Lets see... you just knew we would check the link to where the picture was coming from hey? Right.
BWHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
Ooops. Sorry that answer doesn't work! Wouldn't you do a better job of convincing us that you are the Beast if you just left the link as is? After all, in our conspiratorial madness we would never be able to figure out that you would have just cut and pasted the link. Cuz we're the morons right?
BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
Or, do you care to explain why you would make a photobucket account with a name "KIND OF LIKE" the Beast? Why not just go the whole nine yards and REALLY make us think you are him by creating an new account using his full screen name?
BWHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
The fact is, you loaded it straight from your fucking desktop, as did "The Beast" when you first posted it at the Treehouse. You have been exposed Jay. Now suck it up old man.
BWHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!
Oh, and BTW... you have been at Sludge since January of this year, and your Itwalkswithin photobucket account has been active since at least the time you first joined the site. That was incredibly easy to verify you fucking moron... but least see you UNCORK an explanation for this one!! We're waiting *rubs hands tofether*
BWHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
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Now start filling those holes in!
BWHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
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COMMENT | "Can someone please point me to where Itwalks posted his bass tracks?"
posted by : Itwalksamongus 4/12/2006 7:10:06 PM
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"Waaa-aaah! I can't figure out how to use the "Search" function - even though it allows you to to search by thread author I'mm too stupid to figure it out! Somebody help me!!!"
Pathetic.
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COMMENT | Avoidance...
posted by : Blackwater_Park 4/12/2006 7:27:30 PM
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the true sign of cowardice.
BWHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!
And yeah I know how to use a search function. DUH!!! You fucking mornon. I just couldn't be bothered looking through all of your lame posts on the off chance you weren't lying.
Oh and by the way:
"I do have a track from one of my bands in LA but have no idea how to post it here. Help me out - and you'll be able to hear it."
"Well, shit - NOW I can't figure out how to convert to MP3 in iTunes - should be easy - and I could in OS 9.1 - so if I can figure it all out I'll post a couple of tracks."
BWHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!
Fucking half-wit.
Anyway, care to be a man, own up to your EXPOSURE and start addressing my post, now that it has gone live for a second time? Or are you gonna puss out like you did with Rev?
BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
Oh, and I saw that pic of you at Metal Sludge... Man, you're HUGE!!!! God damn... Rev had every right to back down from a monster like you!!!
BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
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COMMENT | LOL
posted by : the Dude (~\m/~) 4/12/2006 8:33:47 PM
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You are a very disturbed person, Itwalks. If you weren't such a raging asshole to everyone you meet, I just might feel sorry for laughing at your pathetic ass, hehehe.
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COMMENT | " You fucking mornon."
posted by : Itwalksamongus 4/12/2006 10:06:46 PM
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CLASSIC!
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COMMENT | Hey!
posted by : Itwalksamongus Sr. 4/12/2006 10:16:29 PM
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You kids leave my boy alone!
He just aint been right since uncle Jake corked him when he was a youngster!
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COMMENT | The true evidence of obsession
posted by : Itwalksamongus 4/12/2006 10:29:11 PM
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That would be when people start to impersonate you - like Blackwater did at the Stoolhouse - and like clown boy above.
Textbook obsession
_______________________ " You fucking mornon."
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COMMENT | ?
posted by : Itwalksamongus Sr. 4/12/2006 10:33:23 PM
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Is that any way to be talking to your daddy?
I am just hear to protect you son, i know how meen them kids can be. They used to always throw rotten fish at you when you was a kid.
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COMMENT | Hey BP!
posted by : Itwalksamongus 4/12/2006 10:39:28 PM
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Better go save your thread - it's about to drop off the first page! So - how's it feel to be ignored? That's what happens when you dig up a months-old thread for the SOLE PURPOSE of stalking me.
And you still haven't proved when I opened that Photobucket account. Two choices -
1. Provide the actual date I opened the account -
2. Admit you're full of shit.
Well?
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COMMENT | damn boy
posted by : Itwalksamongus Sr. 4/12/2006 10:46:26 PM
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let them alone if you keep talking shit to them they will be back. You get flustered so easy. like that time you got caught p;laying with your pee pee, you just kept on denying it like you werent doing it.
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COMMENT | ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
posted by : joe american 4/12/2006 10:55:35 PM
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Grandpa? Is that you?
BWBWBWBWHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA?
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COMMENT | Hey Joe!!
posted by : Itwalksamongus 4/12/2006 11:00:48 PM
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It's ANOTHER ME!!
BWAAAHAHAHAHAAAA!!!!!!
Advantage - Itwalksamongus
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COMMENT | BTW
posted by : joe american 4/12/2006 11:03:14 PM
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I'm not a member over at sludge, but i have heard the two songs being talked about. I hate to break the news to you guys, but they were good, damn good.
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COMMENT | Hey Joe!!
posted by : Itwalksamongus 4/12/2006 11:07:52 PM
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So - what's the Stoolhouse theory THIS week? Are we -
A) The same guy with two accounts
B) Two different guys
C) Father and son
They've come up with all three theories - any idea which one they're going with this week?
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COMMENT | please son
posted by : Itwalksamongus Sr. 4/12/2006 11:16:17 PM
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Leave it alone, you are going to get somthing started. I know you like to get her done and all, but those people have already made an ass out of you. And stop with the twqo screen names Joseph, why are you talking to yourself?
You just never grew out of that imaginary friend that you had when you were a child. Cant you see it is messing your headup! You already lost 3 wives and your kids wont speak to you. And you know you aint ever been able to play anything erxcept with, well, you know. stop lieing please! you are embarrassing me and your momma!
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COMMENT | ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
posted by : joe american 4/12/2006 11:20:23 PM
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Grandpa! How dare you talk about me like that!
LOL
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COMMENT | Itwalks
posted by : joe american 4/12/2006 11:24:54 PM
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Man, you never know when it comes to these individuals. When it's all said and done, they will be shocked to know that we're really Bori, and he's just been fucking with them all along.
What if...............
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COMMENT | How to pick apart an idiot
posted by : Itwalksamongus 4/12/2006 11:25:43 PM
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"So can you explain to us again why you would go to the trouble of uploading "The Beast's" hamburger picture to your own "freshly made" Itwalkswithin photobucket account rather than simply copying and pasting the link to the picture?"
Because if I simply posted the link the image would be coming from TheBeastWithin's account instead of MY account.
Nice try.
"Lets see... you just knew we would check the link to where the picture was coming from hey? Right."
Of course! And that's exactly what you did.
"Ooops. Sorry that answer doesn't work! Wouldn't you do a better job of convincing us that you are the Beast if you just left the link as is? "
Nice play on words. I'm trying to convince you that I'm the Beast? Nope.
"Or, do you care to explain why you would make a photobucket account with a name "KIND OF LIKE" the Beast? "
Dude! It's part of the trick! Can't figure that out?
"The fact is, you loaded it straight from your fucking desktop, "
That's true - I loaded it from my desktop AFTER I dragged it off your site.
"....as did "The Beast" when you first posted it at the Treehouse."
I was never TheBeastWithin.
"You have been exposed Jay. Now suck it up old man."
Jay? Who's that? And no, the only thing that's being exposed here is your sad obsession.
"Oh, and BTW... you have been at Sludge since January of this year,"
Nope. Dude - it lists when I opened my account. Surely you can figure THAT out.
"...and your Itwalkswithin photobucket account has been active since at least the time you first joined the site. "
Well - yeah! Of course it has. But you said you could verify when I opened the account. Still waiting for that one.
Well?
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"...but least see you UNCORK an explanation for this one!! "
"You fucking mornon."
That was incredibly easy to verify you fucking moron... "for this one!! We're waiting *rubs hands tofether*
BWHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
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COMMENT | jesus h christ
posted by : Itwalksamongus Sr. 4/12/2006 11:32:08 PM
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son
I think one of them boys in jail must have banged some of your baraincells out or something. You aint making no kind of sense at all with all that stuff you just said.
And what is with rubing your hands in feathers all about?
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COMMENT | THe voice of reason -
posted by : Itwalksamongus 4/12/2006 11:36:04 PM
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- in a sea of clowns.
From Shogun Named Marcus -
"..if i was Greek God or Seth i'd put a stop to this......it's ridiculous...if he was coming on here and taking shots at the members of the Treehouse then i'd understand but he can't because apparently he was the Beast and is banned.......it amazes me why you guys have to go hunt him down each and every day.........i personally don't think this can be anything but bad for the Treehouse......i know this will probably piss off a few of you but i am what i am and tell it like i see it and that will never change."
You should listen to a member of your own little group.
And if I really WAS the Beast, how is it I'm reading your little webpage?
You clowns DO know you're providing with with the FUNNIEST internet entertainment EVER - right?
Advantage - Itwalksamongus
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COMMENT | "FUNNIEST internet entertainment EVER"
posted by : hollowguy 4/12/2006 11:41:47 PM
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It is pretty damn funny.
lol
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COMMENT | So how many of you guys are reading my stuff -
posted by : Itwalksamongus 4/12/2006 11:45:50 PM
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- looking at my picture - listening to my songs.....
Just change the name to -
TREEHOUSE OF ITWALKSAMONGUS
THAT would be more accurate!
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"...but least see you UNCORK an explanation for this one!! "
"You fucking mornon."
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COMMENT | Sorry - your MySpace.com theory isn't working
posted by : Itwalksamongus 4/13/2006 12:37:09 AM
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The Lazer Band is NOT my band - I own a T-SHIRT. Nice Try.
But I'm waiting for you guys to find me on those two other boards. Want a hint?
Let me know.
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"...but least see you UNCORK an explanation for this one!! "
"You fucking mornon."
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COMMENT | You pussies give up already?
posted by : Itwalksamongus 4/13/2006 1:02:21 AM
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Must be that call-out-and-bail trick you learned from Rev.
Typical.
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COMMENT |
posted by : the Dude (~\m/~) 4/13/2006 1:05:55 AM
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I went to that myspace page and listened to about 45 seconds of the Lazer Band. Holy fuckin goddam shit, they suck ass!!! Who are they... some relatives of yours or something?
LOL
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COMMENT | Dude
posted by : Itwalksamongus 4/13/2006 1:14:19 AM
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So - how much time DO you spend seaching the internet for me? And now it's not even ME - it's BANDS I know. Here's a hint - I wear Pony Top Star '77 shoes. Go to the Pony site - maybe you'll find them and post a picture at the Stoolhouse and get to say something like "Look at these wimpy shoes!"
You guys gonna push my Itwalks thread at the Stoolhouse to 20 pages?
Get going!
BWAAAHAHAHAHAAAAAA!!!!!!!!
Advantage - Itwalksamongus
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COMMENT |
posted by : the Dude (~\m/~) 4/13/2006 1:19:27 AM
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That's what's so funny! I haven't spent ANY time searching for you. Other people have stumbled across your shit and then mentioned it on MY site. All I do is follow the links provided and laugh and laugh and laugh and laugh and laugh......
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COMMENT | ^^^^
posted by : Itwalksamongus 4/13/2006 1:26:14 AM
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If you follow the link you're chasing me around the internet. You found me at Sludge - then you found a band I know at MySpace - how much time a day do you spend thinking about me?
Wait - I don't think I want to know.
But look how much you know about me -
I play bass I'm left-handed I'm 51 years old I live in Japan I know a band in Indiana The list goes on
All I know about you is you're a bald sissy who lives in Texas and is scared of his wife.
And you have GOT to know how much satisfaction you and your Inner-Circle-Jerk buddies give me by continuing to post about me at the Stoolhouse. It's like I said - just change the name to
TREEHOUSE OF ITWALKSAMONGUS
Because, even though I've never posted there YOU have made me the star of the show!
BWAAAHAHAHAHAAAA!!!!!
Advantage - Itwalksamongus
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COMMENT | ^^^
posted by : bagofsoup 4/13/2006 1:32:02 AM
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NOBODY wearing a "The Lazer Band" t-shirt has got the advantage!
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COMMENT | ^^^^
posted by : Itwalksamongus 4/13/2006 1:35:36 AM
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Yeah - like YOUR opinion matters.
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COMMENT | ^^^
posted by : bagofsoup 4/13/2006 1:38:15 AM
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No more or less than yours. Welcome to the internet.
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COMMENT | ^^^^
posted by : Itwalksamongus 4/13/2006 1:41:48 AM
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Uh-huh. Let me know how that works for you.
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COMMENT | Seems to work just fine...
posted by : bagofsoup 4/13/2006 1:45:10 AM
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...as you've just been PWNED!
...great comeback, though.
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COMMENT | Nope.
posted by : Itwalksamongus 4/13/2006 1:47:34 AM
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"...as you've just been PWNED!"
By who - you?
Uh-huh.
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COMMENT | Yup. Look...I'll prove it!
posted by : bagofsoup 4/13/2006 1:52:32 AM
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Advantage - Bagofsoup
See?
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COMMENT | Uh -
posted by : Itwalksamongus 4/13/2006 1:54:59 AM
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- okay. That's good. Please - continue.
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COMMENT | Nope - I'm calling this one.
posted by : bagofsoup 4/13/2006 2:26:51 AM
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Another thread - another beating handed out to Itwalksamongus s by yours truly. Ho-hum.
It only took me 5 posts, but itwalks couldn't even muster half a response beyond the proverbial "uh huh." Way to go, champ! I'm sorry that I didn't toss any typos your way. You milk those for all you can...truly!
That's it - this thread is now over. Let's review!
bagofsoup - 1 itwalksamongus - 0
Game over.
Advantage - bagofsoup
P.S. You just pwned YOURSELF.
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COMMENT | That was pretty good.
posted by : Itwalksamongus 4/13/2006 2:32:23 AM
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You copied my last thread shut-down pretty well - proving yourself to be yet another obsessed asshole. Cool. And regarding my "uh-huh" response - sorry, chump - that's all your idiotic crap deserves. But hey - enjoy yourself. And the thread's not over until I say it's over. If it was over like YOU say it's over I wouldn't be posting now would I.
Oops.
Advantage - Itwalksamongus
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COMMENT | LOL!
posted by : bagofsoup 4/13/2006 3:19:41 AM
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You just pwned yourself AGAIN...in overtime!!!
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COMMENT | Nope.
posted by : Itwalksamongus 4/13/2006 3:23:46 AM
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COMMENT | oh...my...GOD!
posted by : bagofsoup 4/13/2006 3:27:58 AM
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Do you REALLY just sit in front of this page hitting "refresh" until someone gives you some attention?
Seek help.
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COMMENT | Don't forget, BP -
posted by : Itwalksamongus 4/13/2006 3:36:49 AM
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""Careful how you answer now, its really easy for me to check the date on that photobucket account.""
So - we need a date. Provide one - or don't and lose by default.
Well?
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COMMENT | bagofsoup
posted by : Itwalksamongus 4/13/2006 3:37:29 AM
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Do you REALLY just sit in front of this page hitting "refresh" until someone gives you some attention?
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COMMENT | Awwww - poor BP
posted by : Itwalksamongus 4/13/2006 5:05:42 AM
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A little chilly over there at Sludge, eh BP? Your stupid posts have been VIRTUALLY IGNORED. Gee - going to a completely differst site, creating an account, and immediately stalking me AND trying to turn people against me - hmmmm - what would we call that?
Oh yeah - obsessed.
I've already received several who's-this-clown PM's from fellow posters. I just tell them the truth - that you're some sad loser who's been chasing me from site to site - and that's how you ended up at Sludge. Don't worry - everyone is fast finding out EXACTLY what you're all about.
Now then - still waiting for the date I opened that Photobucket account.
____________________________
"...but least see you UNCORK an explanation for this one!! "
"You fucking mornon."
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COMMENT | damn it son
posted by : Itwalksamongus Sr. 4/13/2006 7:24:23 AM
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Why do you insist on fighting with these people. They have made an ass out of you so many times it is horrible! Your mom is sitting her crying about it.
I remember that time you was walking to school and that Johnson boy threw that catfish at you, knocked you clear out on your ass. Had to put ice on your head for 3 days to keep the swelling down.
Then there was that time little Timmy from across the street called you a craphead and you cried all day about it. Sometimes i wonder about you boy. I guess i should not have let your momma hang out with all of my friends when i was gone to work. Aint no telling what was going on that she never had told me about. Guess you might have a little mix of everything in you.
I remember that time i took you to the Black Sabbath show and you ask Tony Martin for his autograph and your dumbass called him Ozzy! I could not help but laugh when he knocked the seafood out of you!
Get a griup son! and i dont meran on your weiner either!!!!!
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COMMENT | Seriously, Itwalks...
posted by : the Dude (~\m/~) 4/13/2006 11:35:45 AM
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...do you have any idea just how many people are laughing at you? Do you have any idea what a complete joke you are to everybody that visits Blabbermouth?
And the ironic thing is that you bring it all on yourself by being such a moronic jerk. All it would take for you to be taken seriously is a little amicability and respect for others, but I don't think you're capable of either. You'll just keep on being the same old idiotic jackass that you've always been, and everyone will keep laughing at you. You truly are a grinch, but unlike the cherished children's story, I don't forsee your heart growing 3 sizes to make for a happy ending. You'll be a bitter old man till the day you die.
Anyway, one thing's for certain now... you're regretting the day you ever started shit with me. ;-)
Now put on your Lazer Band shirt and go play some "rock bass" for "rock-crazed Japanese fans", you pathetic loser, hahahahaha!
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COMMENT |
posted by : the Dude (~\m/~) 4/13/2006 12:38:55 PM
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LOL x 1,000,000,000,000,000,000....
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COMMENT | ITS OFFICIAL: ITWALKS HAS HAD HIS ASS HANDED TO HIM!!!!
posted by : Blackwater_Park 4/13/2006 8:07:01 PM
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I knew he was too much of a fucking chicken shit to show up again. I guess he finally realised the jig is up!!!
BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!
THE TREEHOUSE OF DEATH, EXPOSING INTERNET MOR(N)ONS SINCE 2006.
BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!
P
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COMMENT | I'm calling this one.
posted by : Blackwater_Park 4/13/2006 8:17:04 PM
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Another thread - another shameless beating handed out to The Hamburgerlar by the Treehouse Of Death Allstars!
Itwalks has disgracefully bowed out of this one, scurrying home to old Iwalks Sr. with his tail between his legs.
Itwalks Sr. "Don't worry son, you're old man still loves ya! Hows about I give yerself a nice rubdown to make you feel better? I bet you'd like that wouldn't you. You get the fish oils and lube yerself up real proper like, and I'll start waxing my carrot to get me in the mood for some brown games. Don't tell Ma though, she wouldn't understand our special relationship".
BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!
That's it - this thread is now officially closed. But let's do the final review!
Treehouse Allstars - 1 Itwalksamongus - 0
Game over.
Advantage - Treehouse Allstars
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COMMENT | Wow.
posted by : Itwalksamongus 4/13/2006 9:15:33 PM
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Simply by the lengtth and amount of posts here since my last one it's quite obvious where the obsession lies. BP that MAY be the longest post EVER at Blab - and STILL no date on when I opened that Photbucket account. Typical.
Let's get right to the individual awards -
Terrifyer -
That's right - I'm skinny as a rail. Which makes you even MORE of a wimp for backing out of YOUR OWN CALL OUT. I don't doubt your strength - hell, holding a pig over your torso and jamming it up and down on your penis has GOT to give you some massive upper arms. But it doesn't matter. It doesn't matter how slim I am or how big you are - YOU wimped out on your own call out - and THAT is ALL that matters. You can never change that - and you can never take that back. It's who you are now.
Next!
Dude -
"Anyway, one thing's for certain now... you're regretting the day you ever started shit with me. ;-)"
You're kidding, right? Aren't you always complaining about revisionist history? Yet here you are, rewriting the past. No, son - YOU started shit with ME. Trying to deny it now makes you look like even MORE of a pussy that your "BLABBERMOUTH'S MOST EMBARRASSING MOMENT" thing. Oh yeah - and who fired the first shot on THIS thread?
That's right - you.
Next!
BP - shit - I don't even know where to start. How about here -
"BTW... you're right, I can't verify your photobucket account... but I sure had you paranoid, and that was fucking worth every laugh I got!!!!"
You like to make stuff up as you go along, don't you. I was never paranoid, because I knew your "I can verify the date you started that account" line was pure bullshit.
"So which is it smart guy? Were you trying to trick us that you are the Beast or not? Now you have told the story both ways and dug yourself even deeping into your mountain of bullshit!"
Yeah, gee - which is it? You'll just have to keep guessing!!
"However, your avatar at Metal Sludge is coming from Itwalkswithin, ooops,... and that avatar has been up since at least the start of the year! Ooooops!"
Well - yeah. What's your point? Oh wait - you don't have one. Yet another LIMP attempt to bail yourself out of your " "I can verify the date you started that account" line - which didn't work.
"hang on a sec, let me turn my care meter on.... *BEEP* Ok, its on... hmmmm... the meter doesn't seem to be moving. It must be broken."
Uh-huh. Is this like your "permanent ignore mode" which you kept turning on and off? Yeah - real "permanent".
" I just posted over there to get a rise out of you, and clearly it worked!!!"
Not at all. What you did was go to the trouble of opening a new account at a COMPLETELY DIFFERENT SITE that you found by stalking me - simply to try to continue your little battle. Rather than get a rise out of me, all it really did was prove how stupid AND obsessed you are with me - as if that 20-page thread at the Stoolhouse wasn't enough.
"Now, get busy and start thinking up ways to explain why even your avatar is coming from Itwalkswithin!"
Uh - because Itwalkswithin is my Photobucket account. Duh. I already said that. Pay attention.
Okay - clean-up time. THis altercation started like every other one has. You clowns send out one of your goons on recon - this time the Dude - and find a thread you know I'll at least read if not post on - and post something directed at me that has NOTHING to do with the topic of the thread. Once goon has established a "beach head" the rest of you come swarming over and spend DAYS trying to "get me", which you never actually do. The difference this time is that each one of you has gone to at LEAST two or three different sites looking for me - which you have to admit is pretty sad.
Through days of posts the one big thing you've NEVER been able to pull off is proof of your big claim that I was TheBeastWithin. Which I never was. But I quite handily tricked EVERY ONE OF YOU into think I was. When I pulled that burger picture off your little webpage and posted it at Sludge I KNEW it was only a matter of time before we'd hear "See? He IS Beast!". And sure enough, that's EXACTLY what happened.
Only probelm is, I was NEVER TheBeastWithin. And until you can prove I was, which you can't, you just look stupid every time you bring it up.
So NOW the thread is officially closed. While I'm sure BP will immediately start his "he ran away" whimper, nothing could be further from the truth. When the football game is over does the losing team stand on the field and say "We didn't lose - THEY RAN AWAY!"? Nope.
The future? You guys will go back to the Stoolhouse and jerk each other off about how you "PWNED" me - which, of course, will be a lie. Then in a week or two one of you will realize that I won - you'll want another chance so you'll send one goon over - and off we go. So until then, let's review that score!
Itwalksamongus - 1 Stoolhouse clowns - 0
BWAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!
Game over.
Advantage - Itwalksamongus
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COMMENT | damn boy
posted by : Itwalksamongus Sr. 4/13/2006 9:49:46 PM
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I am disowning your sorry ass, I knew i should have used a rubber that night!!!
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COMMENT | WHAT IN TARNATION!!!
posted by : Itwalksamongus' Mom 4/13/2006 9:51:30 PM
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I said what in tarnation is going on in here?
I walk in the room and you, old Itwalks Sr., have yer wrinkled old pecker shoved in Junior's ass right up to the hilt! God damn thats gotta hurt... so why are yer smiling Jr.? And why the hell does it smell like burnt fish oil in here anyway? Has somebody been into my Rock Bass? Now darn it, you two listen here, I was saving that for the 4th of Jurly. Y'all gone and spoiled it with that game of naked Twister yer got going there. That is what yer doin' idn't it?
And Jesus H. Christ, when did you grow a mustache Jr.? Let me get a closer look at ya, the ladies are gonna be real impressed by you boy. Damn it!! Thats no mustache, yer got human dung all over yer top lip... now how the hell did that get there? And what are y'all doing with mama's ranch dressing spread all over both of yer asses? That looks like the really creamy white expensive stuff. If y'all wanted a tossed salad, y'all should have gone down to Wendy's. They make 'em up real nice.
Now y'all got me thinking about food, and yer both know big mama's supposed to be watching her weight. I'm down to 350 pounds already... so I guess I deserve a treat. Give me a lick of that dressing, come 're boy. Dag Namit, thats not dressing... it tastes like that time I rode and sucked off yer Dad's old man at our Sr. Prom. Yer Grampa was the shaparone and Itwalks Sr. was using the washroom. You were born 9 months later... er, I mean, yep, thats some good tasting dressing all right.
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COMMENT | THIS IS GETTING OLD
posted by : 4/13/2006 10:14:08 PM
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This conversation and shit flinging has gone long enough...
We know Black Sabbath's best years were with Ozzy.
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COMMENT | It's official.
posted by : bagofsoup 4/13/2006 11:16:47 PM
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Itwalksamongus is a 51-year old fourth grader.
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COMMENT | what?
posted by : Itwalksamongus Sr. 4/13/2006 11:54:38 PM
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Ok, i aint got an idea who this bitch is, but she aint mine!
Now i am getting stalked!
And my boy aint no fourth grader you idiots!!!
he is in seocond grade you retards, you dont know shit about him! stop lying about my boy!
I remember that time when Rufus Joyner caught you and...
never mind, this is getting to disturbing around this place, i got chickens to feed.
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COMMENT | lol
posted by : hollowguy 4/14/2006 11:42:48 AM
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I'm so sick of all the The LaZer Band slobbering around here. Give me a fuckin' break. All I ever hear is The LaZer Band this... The LaZer Band that. Even if they were good, I still wouldn't like them because of all the fan-boys who masterbate to them all day long and then feel they have to tell us about it over and over and over. Okay, you like The LaZer Band ... we get it. Geez.
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COMMENT | lol part deux
posted by : hollowguy 4/14/2006 11:45:34 AM
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Geez... I'm so sick of hearing all the The LaZer Band worship around here. Everybody and their dog wants to suck this band's cocks, it seems. People act like they'd give up their left testicle just for the chance to give The LaZer Band a blowjob. I hate The LaZer Band, and it's only because all the fan-boys won't shut up about them. Over-hyped-LaZer-Band sucks!!!!!!
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COMMENT | btw....
posted by : hollowguy 4/14/2006 12:34:26 PM
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"Mr. Correct-Every-Single-Misspelled-Word-on-the-Fucking-Internet"....
You are aware that "lazer" isn't a word, aren't you?
lol
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COMMENT | Hey Hollowguy aka Dumbass
posted by : Itwalksamongus 4/15/2006 6:51:47 PM
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A little late to the game there, Sport? Apparently you're to stupid to read the "thread closed" notice. Big surprise. But you're right - Lazer isn't a word. Neither are ANY of the following -
Beatle Aerosmith Crue Kreator Megadeth
And about a hundred other band names.
Next time, send someone who's got more brains than a park bench.
Advantage - Itwalksamongus
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COMMENT | LOL!
posted by : bagofsoup 4/18/2006 12:41:33 AM
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...and apparently you're delusional enough to think that a "thread closed" notice actually means something on a board that you aren't moderating.
If you were twice as smart as you've proven yourself to be, you'd still be a fucking idiot.
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COMMENT | lol....wow....ItWalks...
posted by : hollowguy 4/18/2006 2:43:01 PM
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You COMPLETELY missed the point of my comment. LOL! That's okay though....it gives me yet another opportunity to laugh at your expense.
By the way, if you are going to attempt to insult someone's intelligence on a message board....at least make sure your message is 'typo free' before posting it. Otherwise you'll look like a complete tool. lol. Then again, you seem to take alot of pride in doing that with each post here....so...nevermind.
Also, if the thread was "closed" then I wouldn't have been able to post here. I really don't care if someone "declares it closed." You can deal with that privately. LOL!
Thanks for the laughs, old man. If you didn't go out of your way to be the biggest asshole on this site... then I might feel a tad guilty about laughing at you....but you do and I don't. so....
LOL!
Good day, ItUsesAWalkerAmongus AKA George Burns. lol
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COMMENT | HA!
posted by : Itwalksamongus 4/18/2006 11:12:16 PM
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The "thread closed" thing always makes the idiots jump - as evidenced above.
Hey hollowguy - "alot" isn't a word.
Moron.
Always a semi-pleasure.
BWAAAHAHAHAHAHAAA!!!!!!
Advantage - Itwalksamongus
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COMMENT | ....
posted by : hollowguy 4/19/2006 12:59:43 PM
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damn man.....you back-pedal more than a politician at a press conference. lol. Maybe it's just senility setting in....
BWAAAHAHAHA!
"Hey hollowguy - "alot" isn't a word."
No shit....it's called a "typo." dumbass. lol.
Your post was a pretty lame attempt at a response. I suppose it's just part of another elaborate masterplan concocted by you to "win" a pointless internet argument. lol.
Tell us about "The Great Hamburger Ruse of 2006" again. That was fucking hilarious....and pretty sad at the same time. ROFL!
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COMMENT | ^^^^
posted by : Itwalksamongus 4/19/2006 11:53:00 PM
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"a typo". Nice try - but a lot of idiots like you think "alot" is a word. Newsflash - it isn't.
The hambuger ruse? What's to tell? Are you unable to read all the posts above? You little pals at the Stoolhouse somehow cooked up the story that I was theBeastWithin - which I never was - so as a fun internet game I set them up to reveal just how stupid they are AND how obsessed they are with me. So I took a picture off a post by Beast and planted it on A COMPLETELY DIFFERENT SITE because I knew they'd eventually hunt me down AND GO FUCKING NUTS over ir - which is EXACTLY what they did!
Here's a helpful idea - stop posting right now and you'll only appear an idiot. Keep posting, and you remove all doubt.
The choice is yours.
Advantage - Itwalksamongus
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COMMENT | The Hamburger Ruse
posted by : bagofsoup 4/21/2006 5:08:48 PM
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"Pathetic" seems too tame a word to describe this:
"So I took a picture off a post by Beast and planted it on A COMPLETELY DIFFERENT SITE because I knew they'd eventually hunt me down AND GO FUCKING NUTS over ir - which is EXACTLY what they did!"
...and "ir" is not a word. The spelling police demand that you turn in your badge.
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COMMENT | bagofsoup
posted by : hollowguy 4/24/2006 2:37:03 PM
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lol....
"...but a lot of idiots like ItWalks... think "ir" is a word. Newsflash - it isn't."
:-)
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COMMENT | "The choice is yours."
posted by : hollowguy 4/24/2006 2:38:13 PM
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Thank you...I'll think about it and get back to you.
lol
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