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DANZIG: Australian Tour Dates Announced
- May 22, 2006
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DANZIG have announced the details of their first tour of Australia since 1993. The dates are as follows:
Sep. 08 - Melbourne, AUS @ The Palace
Sep. 09 - Brisbane, AUS @ The Arena
Sep. 10 - Sydney, AUS @ Luna Park
Support at the shows will come from DOYLE WOLFGANG VON FRANKENSTEIN.
As previously reported, Glenn Danzig will be coming on stage to perform a few numbers with Hank III (ASSJACK, SUPERJOINT RITUAL) at the June 6 (06/06/06) show in Hollywood at the Henry Fonda Theatre. Also scheduled to perform are ALKALINE TRIO, 45 GRAVE and EYEHATEGOD, among others.
Glenn's "Black Aria II" CD, the follow-up to 1993's "Black Aria", has been completed and will be released later this year. Glenn is also in the process of shooting his first feature film, "Gerouge", which he has written and will direct. "Gerouge" is based on one of the comic book titles distributed by his Verotik publishing company, and concerns turn-of-the-century New Orleans voodoo.
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COMMENT | first post
posted by : petersteele
5/22/2006 7:54:33 PM
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First post all you assclowns!
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COMMENT |
posted by : judaspriest41
5/22/2006 7:58:32 PM
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DANZIG are assclowns!
D.M.
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COMMENT |
posted by : bill
5/22/2006 8:01:00 PM
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Hank III owns!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
danzig,samhain, and misfits rule!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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COMMENT | ANY TRUTH
posted by :
5/22/2006 8:42:11 PM
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to the rumor that this is a wedding gig?
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COMMENT |
posted by : stunna
5/22/2006 8:44:39 PM
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Wedding gig?
What?
No Adelaide. I Swear, they better reopen our good venue or im going to go break some heads.
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COMMENT | Lets Hope
posted by : gyruss138
5/22/2006 9:25:58 PM
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Danzig and Doyle do a few songs together at the end of the show!
Cya at Luna Park!
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COMMENT | Dave Grohl
posted by : Bonzoholic
5/22/2006 9:32:37 PM
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will show up and kick Glen's little bitch ass.....again.
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COMMENT | it is a wedding gig
posted by :
5/22/2006 9:50:05 PM
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for Stanton & Szandora LaVey.
dude id kill to see this show. For Hank III and Danzig, gonna be a bad ass show. Rudy Ray Moore is gonna be there as well.
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COMMENT | Best news I've heard all year......
posted by : Sinistrum
5/22/2006 10:11:21 PM
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....bout farkin' time Danzig again toured down here, I think this will be his 2nd visit. But this time he's hitting Brisbane!
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COMMENT | Wedding gig?
posted by : gorehoundz
5/22/2006 10:12:01 PM
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are Doyle and Danzig getting hitched?
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COMMENT | danzig owns
posted by : death>your favorite band
5/22/2006 10:18:02 PM
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just releas a good album again, please??
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COMMENT |
posted by :
5/22/2006 10:26:39 PM
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Come to albany ny!!!
Danzig !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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COMMENT | i hope the dude from
posted by :
5/22/2006 10:34:40 PM
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northside kings shows up and kicks danzigs ass again.that ruled.funniest shit ever!
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COMMENT |
posted by : RiotAct666
5/22/2006 10:37:16 PM
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\m/ DANZIG \m/
\m/ HANK III \m/
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COMMENT | ^^^^^^
posted by : RiotAct666
5/22/2006 10:38:08 PM
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\m/ DOYLE \m/
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COMMENT | It's Pretty funny
posted by : dedzed9000
5/22/2006 10:44:15 PM
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How Douchzig claims to want nothing to do with Jerry but he copies everything the guy does. The Misfits just came back from Australia and Douchzig goes over there with the Doyle Judas in tow.
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COMMENT | knocked...
posted by :
5/22/2006 11:48:48 PM
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the fuck out.
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COMMENT | IT'S NOT THE MISFITS....
posted by :
5/23/2006 12:51:55 AM
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....IT'S THE JERRY ONLY BAND.
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COMMENT |
posted by :
5/23/2006 2:01:27 AM
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not comming to perth? fuck you danzig!
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COMMENT | Gerouge
posted by : avengedkorn
5/23/2006 5:06:26 AM
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"Glenn is also in the process of shooting his first feature film, "Gerouge"
this must be the longest film shoot in history he's been ending his news with this for the past 3 years.
I'm looking forward to the sequel to the blockbuster knock-out film directed by NSK
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COMMENT | Bwahahahaha!
posted by : Mascot
5/23/2006 8:16:39 AM
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Australian men are often tough and quick-tempered. Dungzig will surely be beaten up again! Ha ha!
Did Dave Grohl beat him up too? Ace. Not only was he in Nirvana, best band of the last 30 years, but he beat up that weirdo-turd, Runtzig. Bwahahahahahahahahargh!!
Dungzig is circling the drain.
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COMMENT | as we
posted by :
5/27/2006 12:52:17 AM
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speak
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COMMENT | Question
posted by :
5/27/2006 1:17:17 AM
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What was the last thing to go through Kurt Cobains mind before he died?
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COMMENT | Answer
posted by :
5/27/2006 1:17:46 AM
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His nose
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COMMENT | Bwahahahahahaha
posted by :
5/27/2006 1:19:02 AM
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Too easy
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COMMENT | Question and answer...
posted by : Mascot
5/27/2006 12:38:51 PM
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Q. What's the difference between Cobain and Dungzig?
A. Cobain hit a Texas bouncer with his guitar. Dungzig hit a bouncer's fist. With his nose.
Bwahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahargh!
That post above, about Dave Grohl beating Dimzig up, made me larf! When did it happen? Did Dweebzig cry? Did his nose snap (again)? Did he shriekscream? Did Mr. Grohl pick the little turd up after he decked him? Did Dirtzig say he'd walked into a lamp-post? Did his cigarettes again fall out of his trousers as he was being beaten up? Did matches ignite the cigarettes, making a nasty smell?
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COMMENT | Dirtzig's sad plan...
posted by : Mascot
5/28/2006 7:44:02 AM
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...To make his voice deep by smoking 100s of cigarettes, failed. It gave him black teeth (like his eyes - bwaha!), and very bad breath, but his voice remains very, very high-pitched. What a failure!
You, Thick-Up-Top (who said Goodbye not so long ago! Knew you'd be back to suck Dungzig's balls!) are also a bad-breathed smoker. Smoke off! Bwahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!! You also admire Turd Nugget, who will one day cry.
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COMMENT | ??????
posted by :
5/28/2006 2:48:22 PM
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I havent mentioned Danzig in any of my posts,besides your a Whitesnake fan(bwahahahaha Whitesnake bwahahahaha).
Besides your hero cobain chain smoked(but who really cares anyway?)
As far as high pitched voices,there are dozens and dozens of them in metal moron.
Let's name just a few shall we Rob Halford,Bruce Dickinson,Joey Belladonna,King Diamond,Axl Rose,Ozzy Osbourne and (insert name here) any of your favorite lame ass glam bands.
No I don't smoke,but I would probably start before I would listen to some of your favorite bands such as Whitesnake,Winger and Slaughter.
Have fun listening to your power ballads you pathetic spandex,make up wearing,hairspray junkie..
Bwahahahahahahaha
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COMMENT | Some links for you
posted by :
5/28/2006 3:42:08 PM
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You seem to really dislike cigarettes,as do I...
Cobain smoking t-shirt
http://www.interpunk.com/item.cfm?Item=22766&
Cobain smoking poster
http://www.rockabilia.com/product.php?productid=34147&cat=2295&page=1
Cobain smoking pic and quote
http://indymotorspeedway.com/cigs/2000s.html
The internet is loaded with pics of your junkie hero smoking.Yet you can't provide a link to one photo of Danzig smoking(because he never has).
You hate smokers,well I hate liars
I'll be waiting for the link,and don't make one up like the link to your imaginary character John Sargent.
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COMMENT | Nah.
posted by : Mascot
5/29/2006 3:37:49 PM
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You misunderstand. Not surprisingly. : ) Heroes are for people like you. Kurt was no hero, just a good songwriter and singer. His rhythm-guitar playing was good, too.
Dimzig has foolishly fostered a hard-man image, which he can't live up to. Why that upsets you is your business! He has a very, very high-pitched talking voice (which Halford doesn't). That recent video is hilarious. That interviewer has a way deeper voice than Fatzig. Berkzig sounds like that annoying man in Jaws - "You haven't got ONE thing I ordered... not a beach-umbrella, moan, whine...", etc. Annoying.
You hate liars. Go look at Nerdzig's original statement about Danny NSK's blade. Bwahahahahahahahaha! He didn't know what to say when the video came out. Hilfuckinglarious.
New list of Dungzig-beaters:
Viv Campbell
Bouncer
Security guard
Danny NSK
Christina (Lacuna Coil)
John Sargent (Baptist Minister)
Doyle's wife
Dave Grohl
Embarrassing beyond belief! Shitzig is probably smoking a Marlborough Red right now, and crying!
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COMMENT | *
posted by :
5/29/2006 11:27:26 PM
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*that
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COMMENT | That link to Danny NSK's metal blade...
posted by : Mascot
5/30/2006 7:56:30 AM
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What a great link! The blade is so huge, so formidable, that you can't see it. Hmm, it even looks as though he simply punched Dirtzig out with his fist. Amazing! Get your invisible, undetectable blades now! Only from Mutton-Top and his lover, Bentzig. Go!
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COMMENT | Yawn
posted by :
5/31/2006 12:36:37 AM
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Man you're still talking about that?Bwahahahaha and you said I was predictable.You said Danzig is always smoking in almost every photo and interview,yet you can't find one pic of him smoking(pathetic).So theres one lie called out,how about you post a link to any other supposed altercation.I mean if these fights really happened Blabbermouth would be all over it.Blab is so hurting for news they'll post things like Dave Mustaine is too metal to clean up his table,or James hetfield took a dump and didn't flush.It's a pretty sad life(for you) making up lies to try and make someone look bad.
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COMMENT | Stop crying for sad Dungzig, and answer the question, Dildo-brain.
posted by : Mascot
5/31/2006 7:36:35 AM
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Did Dungzig lie about the blade? Did he? He did, didn't he?
It was suggested in an above post that Dave Grohl had hit Dimzig. I hope it's true, and I bet it is. You are panicking because your unhealthy regard for a talentless dwarf is being wworn away by all the humiliation caused by his stupidity and weakness. Nice, long sentence, huh?
I do so agree with you - "Danzig smoking (pathetic)"... Yes, it IS pathetic that he smokes. His cigarettes stink, make his breath even worse than yours, and yet fail to make his voice deep. He sounds like a kid.
Bwahahahaha! You do provide endless entertainment with your lonely voice of love for Twerpzig. He is the laughing-stock of metal - Turd Nugget notwithstanding (and you love him too).
Bwahahahahahahahaha! Drearyzig was beaten up, and is depressed on stage! GAS! GAS!!
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COMMENT | Depressed?
posted by :
6/1/2006 7:24:07 PM
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And your a Cobain fan,the most depressed musician quite possibly ever?Depression is for suicidal junkies.
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COMMENT | Dead beat dad
posted by :
6/1/2006 7:25:19 PM
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Why does Michael Schenker not support his children?
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COMMENT | Danzig smokes cigarettes.
posted by : Mascot
6/2/2006 7:50:20 AM
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Do Dumbzig's cigarettes:
1. Reek?
2. Burn slowly?
3. Make him stink of mouldering metal pipes?
Answer to all 3 is YES.
Also, is it a true rumour that a dude once happened to punch Dweebzig when Dweebzig happened to be smoking a cigarette, the guy burned his hand on the cigarette, and he beat Wetzig up extra? And that the cigarette was crushed into Fartzig's foul gob, and that he cried?
Bwahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!! Thickzig is famous for being beaten up whilst smoking vile cigarettes. DISGUSTING!!
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COMMENT | Omg
posted by :
6/3/2006 12:49:33 AM
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You are truly a boring and gossiping person.Although your imagination is pretty good(must be from the years and years of the chronic masterbating).
Bwahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
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COMMENT | Er, spelling:-
posted by : Mascot
6/3/2006 1:02:54 PM
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MastUrbating. U, not E.
Meanwhile, Dugzig keeps on smoking those vile cigarettes, his innards as black as his eye after Danny NSK beat him up.
Beatenupbeatenupbeatenupbeatenupbeatenupbeatenupbeatenup.
Bwahahahahahahahahahahahaha! Fuckity!!
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COMMENT | I'm sorry
posted by :
6/3/2006 7:21:16 PM
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I'll correctly spell your favorite hobby next time.
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COMMENT | What a dweeb.
posted by : Mascot
6/4/2006 11:32:40 AM
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Wanking's ok. Everyone does it. Better than what you and Dumbzig do:
SMOKING! Yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeuch! You must reek! Fat smokers!
Bwahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!! Runtzig once blew smoke in a security man's face - the guy was asking the midget not to smoke cigarettes in a restricted area - and Turdzig went: "Paaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhh!" with his vile smoke-breath. SMACK! went the security man's fist on the dwarf's nose. And he cried, his filthy cigarette squashed against his bad, bad teeth.
Also, when Viv Campbell kicked his ass, the little prick farted. That DISGUSTING fart ignited, due to friction against the sulphurous MATCHES in his back-pocket (used for igniting CIGARETTES), propelling his fat little body to the ground. SMACK! went Stupidzig's nose on his soup-bowl... and it BROKE (his vile nose - the bowl was ok!). Your heart was broken, and so was Kull's. And Dimzig himself was then a BROKEN MAN!
Bwahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!
Oh, Bwahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!!
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COMMENT | Paragraphs 3 & 4 are interesting.
posted by : Mascot
6/5/2006 11:09:08 AM
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We have the classic: "I don't care what you say, man...", but put in such an indignant way that one can only say:
"Bwahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!!
You've obviously been smoking nasty brown cigarettes from Dungzig's ass. Well, you mantioned that crass idea, so one fears you must've done it. Repulsive!
This all started because I saw, on video, CIGARETTES AND MATCHES FLYING FROM DIRTZIG'S POCKETS WHEN DANNY NSK WAS BEATING HIM UP. The matches were sweating, about to burn the cigarettes, and make a DISGUSTING smell.
Your first paragraph is great also. YOU ADMIT DIMZIG SMOKES DIRTY, DIRTY CIGARETTES.
Bwahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!!
FILTHY LITTLE MAN. Never been laid. Sad.
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COMMENT | HUH?
posted by :
6/6/2006 8:08:57 AM
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Mantioned?
Must be a new word
Never been laid,wow thats original
P.S. did I spell everything ok?
Bwahahahahahahaha
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COMMENT | Weirdo-turd? Nerd?
posted by : Mascot
6/6/2006 11:40:44 AM
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Now it's out. Danzig smokes vile cigarettes AT LEAST 50 TIMES A DAY. And why? So that he can
FART SMOKE directly into your awful, brown nostrils.
DISGUSTING!!
(No typos today. Your department! Bwahahahahahahahaha!!)
BROWN-NOSED WEIRDO-TURD! BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!
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COMMENT | Bwahahahaha
posted by :
6/7/2006 12:52:03 AM
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Weirdo turd?Fart smoke?
Ok now its clear I'm responding to little kid or a very childish adult.
Whats next poopy face or doo doo head?
You're really not worth my time
Weirdo turd,omg how fuckin childish
Once again thanks for the links of Danzig smoking pics
You pathetic, fuckin lying imbecile
Go come up with some new lies to tell,the old ones are as stale as your favorite music(glam rock)
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COMMENT | Er, let's think...
posted by : Mascot
6/8/2006 7:57:42 AM
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Didn't you post some "I fucked your mother in the ass!" lame foolery? Many times? Oh yes. Very adult.
You are the epitome of metal brainlessness. You love weirdo-turd Dungzig's lyrics about killing women (and girls of 13), yet you cry and moan when he gets beaten up and mocked. You can't see the irony of it. You can't see irony or humour at all. I've been taking the piss out of you for a while now, and you take the bait every time. That's what makes it so amusing. You are a truly gullible moron. Best bit was knowing you'd tried to get that meaningless jumble of letters and numbers to show a picture of John Sargent! Bwahahahahahahahaha!! He does exist, and he did (allegedly) smash Fatarsezig out, but the incident wasn't videoed. Sadly. Unlike the NSK-gate affair, which GETS FUNNIER AS THE YEARS GO BY.
Now, why not leave your computer to cool down in your fetid, dirty bedroom, and go out and date a girl. It's a big world out there.
Bwahahahahahahahahahahahaha!! WEIRDO-TURD!!
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COMMENT | Wrong
posted by :
6/9/2006 12:45:48 AM
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I said I crapped on your mom's chest and then titty fucked her
No anal her ass is much to worn out
Bwahahahahahahahaha
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COMMENT | And you
posted by :
6/9/2006 8:21:51 AM
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Actually believe John Sargent exists
And santa claus
And the easter bunny
Bwahahahahahahaha
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COMMENT | But that's bland.
posted by : Mascot
6/10/2006 1:27:39 PM
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It's bland because sexually frustrated and sad men always show their lack of sexual knowledge with such generic 'Ooh, shocking!' cliches. Even though my mother passed away a long time ago, you remain inoffensive. That's due to the fact that you're a weak personality. No woman would let you breath on her chest, let alone anything really kinky. You took great offense at being called a weirdo-turd. Why? Simple. You hate me, yet respect me; I merely pity you.
Collected any of Dungzig's foul cigarette-ends lately?
Bwahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!!
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COMMENT | Typo -
posted by : Mascot
6/10/2006 1:29:52 PM
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'Breathe', not 'breath'. Talking of breath, is yours as bad as Fartzig's? You know, the weirdo-turd who farts smoke on your brown nose! Bwahahahahahahahahahahahahaha! It must REEK. You still live with your parents; do they wonder why your bedroom stinks of shit?
Bwahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahargh!!
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COMMENT | Yawn
posted by :
6/10/2006 4:05:35 PM
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ZZZzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
ZZZzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
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COMMENT | Not convincing.
posted by : Mascot
6/11/2006 1:26:23 PM
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If it were that dull, you wouldn't post. You keep saying that it's not worth responding, but you always respond. Ok, let's try again. 'Bye!
PS Factsheet:
Name - Glum Dungzig.
Height - 5'4". It is, it is! NOT 5'3"! Way taller!
Weight - 300 pounds. All muscle, no shit!
Occupation - Fake hard man.
Biggest hit - "Mother" in '94. Number 75 in 2 countries.
Hobbies - Smoking, and farting smoke in Fart-Top's face.
Beaten up? - At least 7 times since becoming famous.
Tattoos? - Yes. All of burning cigarettes.
Bwahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!
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COMMENT | Thank you
posted by :
6/11/2006 5:04:11 PM
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For proving my point
Glum Dunzig?(you've only typed that 1,000 times)
Height? Wow a short joke(so original)
Weight? Once again(real original)
Biggest Hit? Well Mother was in top 40 5 years after it's release and the misfits sell more records today than they did 20 years ago.Just takes trendy people a while to catch on,besides I don't let what is on the charts effect what I listen to.I like Iron Maiden and they have never been on US charts(just one example of many)
Hobbies?Your just mad I called you out on that,you said he smokes in almost every photo and interview.Yet as hard as you tried you couldn't find 1 pic.
Beaten up?Hahahaha (for the 3rd time real original)
If nothing else thanks for being an unoriginal sheep with nothing new to say and proving my point.
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COMMENT | Literal-minded? Non-ironic? That's you, mate!
posted by : Mascot
6/12/2006 9:04:01 AM
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Bwahahahahahahahahahahahahahargh! You always analyse posts that most people would ignore or laugh at. I laugh at them, and I write them! What a nerd, in EVERY sense, you seem. I'm not interested in Dungzig's chart-performance. You are a nerd with a mine of boring information about talentless imbeciles.
Bwahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!!
Get a sense of humour, Balsa-Top!
Inhaled anything other than Dungzig's vile CIGARETTES recently? Laughing myself silly!
Danny NSK BEAT DUNGZIG UP, and it's getting on for the 2nd anniversary!
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COMMENT | You're are right
posted by :
6/13/2006 1:10:19 AM
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Most people do ignore your posts,because if you've seen one you've seen them all.
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COMMENT | And you are
posted by :
6/13/2006 1:15:52 AM
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Right again Danny beat up Danzig,but who is the real loser in the situation?Danny or the guy that was never heard from again?
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COMMENT | Another profile:
posted by : Mascot
6/13/2006 5:39:53 AM
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Name - Nothing-Up-Top
Nickname - Pratnose
Height - 5'4" (but still looks up to Dungzig)
Weight - 130 pounds (weedy)
Favourite bands - Dungzig, Turd Nugget, Poison, Deicide, Motley Crue, Amen, Sebastian Bach
Hobbies - Inhaling smoke that was farted from Dungzig's vile buttocks, being a pratnose, getting drunk on one beer, and SMOKING!
Residence - Fetid, stained bedroom at parents' house.
Friends? - No. Was bullied at school, and cried. Now regarded as the neighbourhood's resident weirdo-turd / nerd.
Girlfriends? - None. Shunned by girls, and considered a weirdo who fantasises about mutilating 13-year-olds.
Saddest moment - Occurred on July 5th 2004, when he discovered Dungzig had just been beaten up, beaten up, BEATEN UP. The brutal BEATING was given by Danny NSK. He had just recoevered from the BEATING UP Dung received from Viv Campbell in '93. Then THIS. He cried.
Career - Writes Dungzig fanzine, "Sniff the Smoke of Dungheap's Ass". Circulation is minimal. One local weirdo-turd, Kull, gets free copy for 'servicing' Nothing-Up-Top.
Conclusion - Sad, sad, sad.
Bwahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!
Oh, bwahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!
And bwahahahahahahahahahahahahahahargh!!
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COMMENT | Typo -
posted by : Mascot
6/13/2006 5:42:22 AM
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'Recovered'.
(Which Prat-Top never will! Bwahahahahahahahahaha!!)
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COMMENT | To Grot-Top -
posted by : Mascot
6/15/2006 10:17:40 AM
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You're a sad, sad, little man.
Bwahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahargh!!
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COMMENT | son of bitch
posted by : wrath_child13
6/21/2006 4:47:59 PM
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what the fuck who cares about austrailia do another U.S. tour....I fuckin missed the blackest this year...and every year so yeah damnit now I'm pissed
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COMMENT | That was cancelled. ^
posted by : Mascot
6/22/2006 11:32:53 AM
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Blackest of the Eye tour was cancelled after Dirtzig got BEATEN TO FUCKITY by Danny NSK. He's too depressed to tour the US. Plus he can't even fill a 'phone box. He is a terminal FAILURE. Bwahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!!
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COMMENT | Horrorpunk, Deathrock
posted by :
6/30/2006 4:38:11 AM
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http://talesfromtheshadows.blogspot.com/
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