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CELTIC FROST Frontman: 'Collapsed And Paralyzed In The Smeary Puddles Of Urine And Excrements'
- June 6, 2006
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As BLABBERMOUTH.NET first reported over the weekend, CELTIC FROST cancelled their scheduled appearance at the Rock Hard Festival in Gelsenkirchen, Germany Saturday night (June 3) after mainman Thomas Gabriel Fischer was rushed to the hospital as a result of suffering from "acute kidney problems" and was flown back to Switzerland on Sunday. He has since posted the following message on his official blog: "From an intoxicatingly enjoyable and exultant show in Zaandam, Holland, to finding myself collapsed and paralyzed in the smeary puddles of urine and excrements on the floor of the backstage toilet just an hour later, to the ambulance ride to the emergency room at the Evangelische Kliniken hospital in Gelsenkirchen with an acute renal colic, all in just a couple of days. It seems so typical. A further emblematic page in the history of CELTIC FROST. "And yet the excruciating physical pain pales when compared to what really matters. The shame of having to cancel a show, a truly special and unique show, is infinite. The disgrace and humiliation of having let down all those who have waited for so long — and also having so disappointed the other members of the band — is unbearable." CELTIC FROST's next live appearance is scheduled for June 10 at the Sweden Rock Festival in Sölvesborg, Sweden. The band's long-awaited "comeback" CD, "Monotheist", was released on May 30 via Century Media Records (one day earlier internationally).
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COMMENT | MMM
posted by : Bloodthirsty
6/6/2006 3:46:12 AM
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Yummy.
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COMMENT |
posted by : Meat_Cigar
6/6/2006 3:52:04 AM
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Frosty
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COMMENT | Don't worry Tom
posted by :
6/6/2006 3:56:41 AM
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We'll get over it ^^
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COMMENT | ...
posted by :
6/6/2006 4:05:28 AM
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He pooped his little pink panties! How gay.
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COMMENT | ....
posted by : Self_Science
6/6/2006 4:36:33 AM
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speedy recovery and all! this incident aside, i have MAD respect for Tom. he put so much work into that new celtic frost, invested so much of his time, money and energy, determined to NOT make some half-assed throwback album, and produced an album that not only builds on the leftover foundations of Pandemonium, but also points in a fresh, new exciting direction for the band to explore later on. it is a new beginning. kudos for that. it would have been easy just to rest on their laurels, and give the fans what they want. i.e to mega therion pt.2.
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COMMENT | Gaylord
posted by : Catfishcat
6/6/2006 4:57:58 AM
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He just loves it corny. Even in his pants.
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COMMENT | Fun for you 6-6-6 dorks
posted by :
6/6/2006 6:04:43 AM
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Some little known facts to get everyone in the holiday spirit:
670 - Approximate number of the Beast
DCLXVI - Roman numeral of the Beast
666.0000000 - Number of the High Precision Beast
665.9999954 - Number of the Pentium Beast
0.666 - Number of the Millibeast
/666 - Beast Common Denominator
666 x sq. rt (-1) - Imaginary number of the Beast
1010011010 - Binary of the Beast
1-666 - Area code of the Beast
00666 - Zip code of the Beast
1-900-666-0666 - Live Beasts! Call Now! Only $6.66/minute.
(Must be over 18)
$665.95 - Retail price of the Beast
$710.36 - Price of the Beast plus 6.66% state sales tax
$769.95 - Price of the Beast with all accessories and
replacement soul
$606.66 - Price of the Beast at Wal-Mart
$566.66 - Price of the Beast at Costco
Phillips 666 - Gasoline of the Beast
Route 666 - Way of the Beast
666 F - Oven temperature for roast Beast
666k - Retirement plan of the Beast
666 mg - Recommended Daily Allowance of Beast
6.66 % - 5 year CD interest rate at First Beast of Hell National Bank ($666 minimum deposit)
6-6-6.xls - Spreadsheet of the Beast
Word 6.66 - Word Processor of the Beast
666i - BMW of the Beast
DSM-666 (revised) - Diagnostic and Statistical Manual of the
Beast
668 - Next-door neighbor of the Beast
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COMMENT | Oh yeah - you
posted by :
6/6/2006 6:10:56 AM
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Last year sometime, Biblical scholars concluded that the formula used to determine the 'number of the beast' was flawed. It is now believed the accurate number is 616.
Sorry to rain on your little satan parade, but that's no shit. Google it.
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COMMENT |
posted by : Viking
6/6/2006 6:58:31 AM
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it is too... that was only found on a few butchered pieces of parchment... so it remains 666
eat it
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COMMENT | How do I celebrate the 666 holiday?
posted by :
6/6/2006 7:10:40 AM
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Like any other day...
sex, sex, sex.
oh yeah, and,
_________________0__________________ _________________00__________________ ________________0000_________________ _______________000000________________ ____00_________000000__________00____ _____0000______000000______00000_____ _____000000____0000000___0000000_____ ______000000___0000000_0000000_______ _______0000000_000000_0000000________ _________000000_00000_000000_________ _0000_____000000_000_0000__000000000_ __000000000__0000_0_000_000000000____ _____000000000__0_0_0_000000000______ _________0000000000000000____________ ______________000_0_0000_____________ ____________00000_0__00000___________ ___________00_____0______00__________
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COMMENT | ^^asvegasmetal^^
posted by :
6/6/2006 7:27:06 AM
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You forgot: Motel 666
$799.98 Price of the Beast with shipping and
handling.
Just thought I might add that!
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COMMENT |
posted by : Grimorkh
6/6/2006 8:27:21 AM
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The 666 discussion is more interesting than Fischer's whinings... how about Windows 666? >:-)
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COMMENT |
posted by : madeinquebec
6/6/2006 9:06:35 AM
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The guy has kidney problems, guys, it's not funny.
Oh well, I hope he gets better.
Ok now you guys can play again.
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COMMENT | I know this doesnt really matter but....
posted by :
6/6/2006 9:13:16 AM
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Does Thomas Fischer still have long hair? Just wondering.
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COMMENT | Whatever happened to Celtic Frost?
posted by :
6/6/2006 9:29:38 AM
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Is it true that they are lost?
Who writes this guy's press releases, the Ultimate Warrior?
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COMMENT | d
posted by : nadir
6/6/2006 9:30:53 AM
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Fast recovery Tom!!!
the FROST is colder than ever hehe
\w/
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COMMENT |
posted by :
6/6/2006 10:24:22 AM
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BUBBALICIOUS!
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COMMENT | THAT SUCKS.
posted by : RiotAct666
6/6/2006 10:38:46 AM
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Get well soon Tom!
Celtic frost!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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COMMENT | Douche
posted by : Catfishcat
6/6/2006 11:52:58 AM
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www.pampers.com
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COMMENT |
posted by : agentpatience
6/6/2006 12:10:07 PM
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"The guy has kidney problems, guys, it's not funny."
Seems to me the guy this happened to was joking about it, so what's the problem? A dude pooped his pants, pissed himself, and passed out...and he still managed to turn it into death metal lyrics. Pretty impressive. Obviously he ate too many dry Celtic Frosted Flakes, probably because there was no milk, and now his mother must pay.
If you don't get that one, you're not metal.
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COMMENT | thats ok tom
posted by :
6/6/2006 12:32:11 PM
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you have been dissapointing for years now, your first BIG dissapointment was called COLD LAKE in 1988...........................
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COMMENT |
posted by : metalblade70
6/6/2006 2:29:23 PM
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His coffee grows cold.
He should have been told.
The Ballad Of Tom G
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COMMENT |
posted by :
6/6/2006 2:43:35 PM
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you people have WAY to much time on yer hands....
(but ya'll made me laugh either way...)
GET WELL TOM!
(did you happen to save any of yer shit and piss mess??? i bet you could sell it on ebay for lotsa bling)
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COMMENT |
posted by : Robocorpse
6/20/2006 1:20:31 PM
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agentpatience wrote: "Obviously he ate too many dry Celtic Frosted Flakes, probably because there was no milk, and now his mother must pay. If you don't get that one, you're not metal."
Wish he had some goddamn milk, his Morbid tales just aint the same...
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