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MANOWAR: Brand New Audio Interview With ERIC ADAMS Posted Online
- June 20, 2006
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Norway's Metal Express Radio has posted an audio interview with Eric Adams from MANOWAR, conducted on June 8, 2006. The interview is available in on-demand streaming audio in the "Interviews" section of the www.MetalExpressRadio.com front page. In this interview, Eric Adams talks about his new "Wild Life And Wild Times" DVD, set for release on July 3 via Magic Circle Music. Eric discusses the making of the DVD, his philosophies on hunting, some of his most memorable hunting experiences ... and even throws in a few insights about the next MANOWAR album! MANOWAR were forced to reschedule some of their previously announced European dates earlier in the year due to an unfortunate accident involving MANOWAR guitarist Karl Logan. "Our first concern was to be sure that Karl was in good condition," MANOWAR bassist Joey DeMaio said at the time. "As soon as we were certain Karl would be able to play again in the near future, we wanted to give our fans as much information as possible to keep them abreast of plans for the tour." Prior to Logan's accident, MANOWAR were scheduled to release a brand new single, "The Sons of Odin", this past February. MANOWAR have sold over eight million records worldwide. The last studio album "Warriors of the World" was a critically acclaimed chart-topper in Europe, reaching gold status in Germany. The upcoming MANOWAR album will be released on the band's own label, Magic Circle Music.
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COMMENT | -
posted by : Catfishcat
6/20/2006 9:49:24 AM
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They had that tune Gloves of Metal - it makes me laugh my balls off!
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COMMENT | MANOWAR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
posted by : RiotAct666
6/20/2006 10:06:36 AM
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Looking foward to the new album and the upcoming DVD.
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COMMENT | MANOPAUSE!!
posted by :
6/20/2006 10:13:09 AM
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"BORN TO BLEED...NEVERMORE!!"
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COMMENT | Manowar!!!
posted by :
6/20/2006 10:20:43 AM
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Manowar has been my life for 23 years. Even though they take incredibly long to release albums and a few weren't up to par ( Fightning the world and Louder then hell ) they're still me, and countless other metal head's lives. Hail brothers!!
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COMMENT |
posted by : bulletbag
6/20/2006 10:21:29 AM
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Gayowar, sucks big time.
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COMMENT | ^^^
posted by :
6/20/2006 10:22:24 AM
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Gayowar... wow, how long did it take you to think that up?
Atleast the Manopause pun was funny and original.
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COMMENT |
posted by :
6/20/2006 10:33:55 AM
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manowar kicks ass
http://s10.invisionfree.com/average_music_forum/index.php?act=idx
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COMMENT |
posted by : Athenite
6/20/2006 10:42:59 AM
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'children don't belong in metal'
I think it's better for kids to be into metal then rap, don't you think? At least they grow up with some sense of pride in the metal community and not just a stronger wish to be black, as in the rap community.
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COMMENT |
posted by :
6/20/2006 10:45:06 AM
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I agree Athenite, just that most kids are ignorant and will dismiss a band because of what their friends say or what other posters on websites such as this one say.
I wouldn't be suprised if the kid was really a metal fan and sat down and listened to Hail to England or Sign of the hammer he'd love Manowar.
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COMMENT | MANOWAR PWNS YOU
posted by :
6/20/2006 10:52:08 AM
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Fact. Face it.
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COMMENT |
posted by : RotNRoll
6/20/2006 10:53:44 AM
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Manowar is def a bunch of gays
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COMMENT | ^^^^
posted by :
6/20/2006 10:55:52 AM
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http://youtube.com/watch?v=oXKwnQU_-ug&search=manowar%20finland
Hate to hurt your e-peen, but Manowar gets more pussy then you can ever dream of. I'm sure Joey Demaio has porked atleast 500 chicks.
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COMMENT |
posted by : Athenite
6/20/2006 10:59:58 AM
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I completely agree. I'm 15 and when I hear people the same age as me making fun of bands like Slayer and stuff, I get annoyed. The great thing about people this age is when they finally do hear metal, they usually love it.
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COMMENT |
posted by : Athenite
6/20/2006 11:04:31 AM
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'Nothing wrong in being black (pigmentary-wise) if you happen to be black like that guy from Suffocation, the guys in the (long-disbanded) Black Death, or, heck, even the guys in Living Colour or Ernie C...'
There's nothing wrong in being black, but I find nothing more pathetic then kids that want to be black. They should have some happiness in who they are. That goes for black people, asians, whites, eskimoes, for christs sake.
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COMMENT |
posted by : gr_1988
6/20/2006 11:24:46 AM
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http://www.placeboworld.co.uk/infrared/index.php
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COMMENT | For the record....
posted by : The Bishop
6/20/2006 11:32:52 AM
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Loin clothes went out of style in 91. So did Manowar's career.
That's all.
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COMMENT |
posted by : Athenite
6/20/2006 11:33:08 AM
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Never seen Headbangers ball, I avoid MTV at all costs! What do they play there?
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COMMENT | The Bishop
posted by :
6/20/2006 11:40:17 AM
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Nice way to show your ignorance. What's "Loin Clothes?" it's loin Cloth, and honestly now, when was the last time you've seen them in loin cloths?
Infact, they never wore loin cloths. They wore animal skins in 82-83, but that's about it. It's just a rumour.
Why would Manowar's career die in 91? Why that specific year?
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COMMENT |
posted by : wango tango
6/20/2006 11:43:37 AM
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Life is good, Manowar is good. I have all the Manowar records so I certainly know something about the band. Only one thing seriously bothers me : They' re too slow to release new music. Louder than hell came out 1996, Warriors of the world 2002 and still no new record. Accidents happens of course, but even without any accidents Manowar is too slow to record new music. I mean, life is just too short to wait a new record for six years.
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COMMENT | And that Eric' s DVD ...
posted by : wango tango
6/20/2006 11:47:53 AM
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I think he should leave the hunting for Ted Nugent. One rock star/hunter is enough in my opinion.
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COMMENT |
posted by : madeinquebec
6/20/2006 12:05:51 PM
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I know why you want to hate Manowar
Cause hate is all that you've seen lately.
Sorry, I had to quote the MI2 song from Lame Bizkit.
Don't see why some of you hate so much with passion but no real reason underneath.
That's why this comment features is too often USELESS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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COMMENT | The famous loin cloths
posted by : wango tango
6/20/2006 12:06:48 PM
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Well, if Manowar would want to play naked that would be ok by me. A heavy metal concert is not a fashion show, after all.
By the way if you look at the cover of the Ted Nugent album " Scream dream " there' s a loin cloth for you. It looks quite comfortable, actually. Maybe I will get a one myself.
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COMMENT | MANOWAR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
posted by :
6/20/2006 12:14:21 PM
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HAIL MANOWAR DEATH TO FALSE METAL AND ON BEHALF OF JOEY WE ARE ONE WEEK AWAY FROM THE RELEASE OF THE EAGLE HAS LANDED PART 3 BY SAXON GET IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! BECOUSE ME AND JOEY SAID SO
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COMMENT | breakdown
posted by : RotNRoll
6/20/2006 12:16:41 PM
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Want me to list bands I like? B/c I will, I'm not afraid to do so....just the bands I listen at least have talent...I like metal, just not Manowar, I have no fear, guy
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COMMENT | Greg
posted by : RotNRoll
6/20/2006 12:18:06 PM
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I don't listen to Kreator...I agree with that they're "gay"
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COMMENT | Cougre
posted by : The Bishop
6/20/2006 12:27:40 PM
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I'm ignorant because I mispelled "cloths?" Dude, you listen to Manowar! I'd rather be ignorant than support a band that has gay lyrics like this:
Metal Warriors (Brothers Of Metal Part 2)
Every One Of Us Has Heard The Call
Brothers Of True Metal Proud And Standing Tall
We Know The Power Within Us Has Brought Us To This Hall
There’s Magic In The Metal There’s Magic Is Us All
Heavy Metal Or No Metal At All
Wimps And Posers Leave The Hall
Heavy Metal Or No Metal At All
Wimps And Posers Go On Get Out Leave The Hall
Now The World Must Listen To Our Decree
We Don’t Turn Down For Anyone We Do Just What We Please
Got To Make It Louder All Men Play On Ten
If You’re Not Into Metal You Are Not My Friend Yea
Heavy Metal Or No Metal At All
Wimps And Posers Leave The Hall
Heavy Metal Or No Metal At All
Wimps And Posers I Said Leave The Hall
Now The World Must Listen To Our Decree
We Don’t Turn Down For Anyone
We Do Just What We Please
Got To Make It Louder All Men Play On Ten
If You’re Not Into Metal You Are Not My Friend Yea
There’s Metal In The Air Tonight Can You Hear It Call
If You Ain’t Got The Balls To Take It You Can Leave The Hall
Heavy Metal Or No Metal At All
Wimps And Posers Leave The Hall
Heavy Metal Or No Metal At All
Wimps And Posers Leave The Hall
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COMMENT | What we need is....
posted by : The Bishop
6/20/2006 12:31:24 PM
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a Manowar movie. Probably would be better than Spinal Tap.
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COMMENT | What we need is....
posted by : The Bishop
6/20/2006 12:31:30 PM
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a Manowar movie. Probably would be better than Spinal Tap.
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COMMENT | The Bishop
posted by : RotNRoll
6/20/2006 12:33:54 PM
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Actually....I would probably watch a Manowar movie just for shits & giggles
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COMMENT | Hey Greg, lil buddy....
posted by : RotNRoll
6/20/2006 12:35:49 PM
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There's your list....want more?!
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COMMENT | let me say something here
posted by : Q-wet
6/20/2006 12:38:40 PM
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Without a doubt, their best records were definitely from battle hymns ´82 - sign of the hammer ´84 or 85 . in other words 4 superb albums in 2 to 3 years.
Nowadays it takes them 6 years and still it stinks.
Into glory ride is my bible !!!
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COMMENT |
posted by : RotNRoll
6/20/2006 12:39:48 PM
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What makes you think I'm American, drongo?
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COMMENT |
posted by : RotNRoll
6/20/2006 12:41:03 PM
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Manowar is a joke and that is the big "LOL"
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COMMENT | That Karl is sick is no excuse to not make a new album
posted by : Q-wet
6/20/2006 12:43:20 PM
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Everyone knows Manowar is Joey DeMaio's baby with Eric as a sidekick.
Scott Columbus has and will always suck and Manowar have had programmed drums since Fighting the world.
Joey writes all the material and the guitars play second fiddle.
Lead bass 4-ever!
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COMMENT |
posted by : RotNRoll
6/20/2006 12:45:34 PM
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Where are you from Greg that makes you think you're better and superior? And I'm not from Britain
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COMMENT |
posted by : RotNRoll
6/20/2006 12:48:33 PM
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" a form of ENTERTAINMENT, Manowar are ENTERTAINING... Nothing more to it"
So is the music I listen to
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COMMENT |
posted by : RotNRoll
6/20/2006 12:49:35 PM
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No, def not French
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COMMENT | Well ...
posted by : wango tango
6/20/2006 12:50:10 PM
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If Manowar is a joke, then the heavy metal music is a joke. I think it' s a joke to say that Manowar is a joke but some other heavy metal band is not. I mean, if you can look at Iron Maiden' s " Eddie " and think that it' s not a joke, then what makes Manowar a joke. A joke is a joke, but ... ok, enough.
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COMMENT | Greg
posted by : RotNRoll
6/20/2006 12:54:11 PM
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I didn't say Maiden's Eddie wasn't a joke....eh yeah enough...this really isn't going anywhere...you like Manowar, good for you, I can't stand them, oh well
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COMMENT |
posted by : RotNRoll
6/20/2006 12:58:21 PM
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"These lame net arguments aren't in the spirit of manowar!!! FUCK ROTNROLL THE LAME POSER!!! MANOWAR MANOWWAAAAAAARRRRR!!!! BORN OF BLACK WIND FIRE AND STEEEL!!!!!
THE GODS MADE HEAVY METAL,
AND THEY SAW THAT IT WAS GOOD
THEY SAID TO PLAY IT LOUDER THAN HELL,
WE PROMISED THAT WE WOULD,
WHEN LOSERS SAY IT'S OVER,
YOU KNOW THAT IT'S A LIE
THE GODS MADE HEAVY META;
AND IT'S NEVER GONNA DIE!!!"
Wow.....you're an idiot & a shirt lifter & I've got no more time for this crap....back to work.
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COMMENT |
posted by :
6/20/2006 1:00:22 PM
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MANOWAR = POOOOOOOOOOP!!!!!! GWAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!
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COMMENT | The Bishop...
posted by :
6/20/2006 1:02:35 PM
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You know, I don't even like that song. Keep showing your ignorance - Manowar have alot more songs then Metal Warriors.
Here's lyrics from my favourite Manowar song. Though I'm sure they'll go right over your heard cos your an ignorant American bafoon who doesen't even know his own countries events.
Thank you for the kool aid reverend jim
We're glad to leave behind their world of sin
Our lifeless bodies fall on holy ground
Rotting flesh a sacrificial mound
Were you our God or a man in a play who took our applause and forced us to
stay
Now all together we lived as we dead on your command by your side
Guyana in the cult of the damned
Give us your word for the grand final stand
Guyana in the cult of the damned
Give us your word for the grand final stand
In the cult of the damned we all worked the land, too afraid to look up
We all feared his hand
Hurry my children
There isn't much time
But we'll meet again on the other side
Be good to the children and old people
First hand them a drink
They're dying of thirst
Guyana in the cult of the damned
Give us your word for the grand final stand
Guyana in the cult of the damned
Give us your word for the grand final stand
Guyana in the cult of the damned
Give us your word for the grand final stand
Guyana in the cult of the damned
Give us your word for the grand final stand
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COMMENT | Quality lyrics
posted by :
6/20/2006 1:06:36 PM
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"saddle my horse as i drink my last ale, bowstring and steel will prevail". come on admire it....
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COMMENT |
posted by : RotNRoll
6/20/2006 1:07:09 PM
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Nobody cares what your favorite song is, so stop with the fucking lyrics
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COMMENT | ^^
posted by :
6/20/2006 1:07:55 PM
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I thought you were going back to work?
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COMMENT | Kill With Power
posted by :
6/20/2006 1:09:08 PM
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I love these guys. They are just, plain, fun. Deal with it
"Waitress, whiskey for my men and beer for my horses.... FOR TOMORROW WE SHAL RIDE!" ~Robert R. Young
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COMMENT | Cougre = monkey
posted by : The Bishop
6/20/2006 1:17:57 PM
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"ignorant American bafoon who doesen't even know his own countries events."
Talk about an ignorant bafoon. Better look in the mirror buddy. Too bad England can't deport Manowar fans. That would probably help your countrie's educational system, ten fold.
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COMMENT | oops
posted by : The Bishop
6/20/2006 1:20:18 PM
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meant, "country's" not countrie's.
There is my ignorance again. Damn. I need to become a Manowar fan. Where can I get a cheap, used, and dirty loin cloth? Someone know where I could purchase a muscle body suit too, and maybe get a nice fire breathing dragon?
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COMMENT | ^^
posted by :
6/20/2006 1:20:47 PM
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I'm from Denmark.
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COMMENT |
posted by :
6/20/2006 1:24:22 PM
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I'm sure you could aquire those items at a Manowar yard sale.
I bet you'd love an old dirty used loin cloth, you'd probobly lick the crusty shit off the back.
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COMMENT | my fault
posted by : The Bishop
6/20/2006 1:24:25 PM
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Dumbmark?
That's my ignorant American bafoon part talking now.
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COMMENT | Hey Cougre
posted by : The Bishop
6/20/2006 1:30:53 PM
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Beat off to this:
101 Rules of Power Metal
1. Add words like triumphant, majestic and victorious to your vocabulary.
2. Wear tight black gloves whenever possible.
3. There`s no such thing as too tight clothing.
4. When in doubt write songs about Tolkien`s literary works.
5. Songs about battle, swords and flying horses rule.
6. Having a unicorn sticker on your guitar is not gay.
7. The higher the vocals the better.
8. Where a loin cloth to your photo shoot.
9. Choose a wardrobe based loosely on Paul Stanley`s for the 80s.
10. Give your fans hugs when possible.
11. Buy a Manowar shirt for every day of the week.
12. Get your hair stylized.
13. Other than Manowar tees, don`t wear shirts without collars.
14. You can substitute Blind Guardian shirts for Manowar shirts on occasion.
15. Act interested in women.
16. Always sing along to the "wwhhoooooaaaaaa"s.
17. Never sing along to the "yyaaaahhhhhh"s.
18. The two greatest activities in life are listening to Manowar and playing Dungeons & Dragons.
19. The only exception is listening to Manowar while playing Dungeons & Dragons.
20. You knew who Gandalf and Frodo were 10 years ago. The people who only discovered them 5 years ago are dorks.
21. You should always politely ask your sister before using her hair products.
22. The only exception is when she makes fun of your hair.
23. Drive to Atlanta for Prog Power at all costs. Yes, sell your Magic cards if necessary, Kamelot is worth it.
24. Don`t be ashamed when your voice cracks trying to sing as high as Timo Kotipelto and Joacim Cans.
25. Don`t pop any of your pimples; you could get blood or pus on your Manowar shirt.
26. You never need to explain why Poison ballads suck but Manowar ballads rule.
27. Tell all your friends Pink Bubbles Go Ape is a terrible album, then air guitar in your tight pants and Manowar shirt while listen to Kids of the Century in private.
28. There`s no need for originality when you have perfect innovation with Manowar, Helloween, and Blind Guardian.
29. Don`t give up hope, Kai Hansen will sing on your band`s CD someday.
30. Know the difference between Teutonic Knights and Knights Templar.
31. Any song without at least 2 guitar harmonies is crap
32. It is unacceptable to urinate on your band members unless you are a disgruntled keyboardist.
33. Manowar tees CAN be substituted with a Lost Horizon shirt....but only on the third Wednesday of every month.
34. Have dreams about being a Viking powerload metal warrior and not being able to tell the difference between the two!
35. Always make sure the wind blows through your hair when you`ve got one foot on the monitor.
36. Always make sure your hair is long and rebellious by using a quality hairspray product (Re. 21, don`t just blindly trust your sister)
37. Gargle with lemon juice to ensure vocal chords are tighter than a Thrasher Jeans.
38. Following on from Rule ..3, ensure jeans are tighter than a Thrasher jeans and made of leather with a lace-up crouch.
39. Deny you `loved` Rob Halford after he `came out`
40. Claim wearing leather, studs and peaked cap is hard and not in the least gay despite what Hardcore people (and Rob Halford) think
41. Don`t be afraid of death metal heads. Even if they`re really big and mean and threaten to strangle you with your intestines, take comfort that you could kick their asses in D&D campaigns
42. Claim that you knew all along that when you got there, there would be nothing to do and come back purposefully.
43. Repeat 41
43. To break glass, you must warble (tighten those trousers)
44. Cheese is something you eat and has nothing at all to do with the music you play or the lyrics you write.
45. Pretend you have fought in a medieval battle somewhere and are proficient in sword skills.
46. Always return your library books on time to avoid fines.
47. Curl your lip, frown excessively and fold your arms during band promo shoots
48. Show the world that you really are good at art and your old art teacher was wrong when he said you`d never amount to anything, by drawing your own album covers in colored pencil and crayon and never tell anyone about the 20 failed attempts to get the dragon`s head right.
49. If you do get fined over your library books, never cry in front of the librarian.
50. Never get a van that doesn`t break down between gigs; it will ruin your image.
51. Ensure adequate ventilation in the van after a sweaty gig, especially once the entire band have hung up their leather trousers (with the lace up crouches)
52. Remember, GENTLEMEN help each other out of their tight leather trousers (with lace up crouches) after hot sweaty gigs.
53. Do not wear the socks you had down the front of your leather pants after the show without washing them first.
54. Always pretend you are enjoying yourself and are wild and wind-swept like a white stallion running free.
55. If you are going to take your shirt off on stage, don`t forget the baby oil (an old Manowar trick)
58. Power metal is cool and prog metal is simply gay
59. Black Metal bands are simply Power Metal bands that never learned to play their instruments properly.
60. Running around a forest with a battleaxe is cool UNLESS you are wearing corpse paint, then you are just a retard.
61. You believe dragons still exist.
62. Singers- incorporate this into your warm-up routine:
Let each band member have a kick (or two) at your groin before a performance to make sure you can hit those high notes.
63. Dragons do exist, you don`t merely believe it, you know it.
64. Must have AD&D Dungeon Master`s guide read before you qualify to sing on stage.
65. Black Metal is just Manowar records played backwards.
66. If you keep practicing your high notes, Tobias Sammett will invite you to sing on his next Metal Opera.
67. Jon Schaffer would be one of us if he played solos.
68. Warrell Dane would be one of us if he hadn`t given up his falsetto.
69. You must get a girlfriend and marry her so you can credit her as `wife of the winner` in your album credits.
70. You must understand rule 69.
71. Those angry violent Death Metal folks are just afraid to get in touch with their Middle-Earth side.
72. Accentuate the "T" when you sing the word "meTal".
73. Rhyme "fire" with "desire" as many times as possible throughout your career.
74. All song reviews must use at least one of the following terms: "epic", "majestic" or "opus".
75. At all costs, avoid altercations with black metal fans. They really don`t like Hammerfall.
76: Remember that the fastest "meedly meedly" guitar work is inherently superior to all other forms of music.
77. There is nothing wrong with handcuffs
78. Always bring a crash helmet to a party, even if you come by bus
79. Turn your bike off in the bedroom, it interferes with the lovemaking.
80. 6-6-6 is the number of the beast, not six hundred and sixty six
81. Be tolerant to drunkards
82. Take your learner plates off your bike before the photo shoot
83. If you have to fix your bike in the living room, use a drip tray under the sump, and don`t put the valves down on the carpet, you`ll contaminate them.
84. Look up contaminated.
85. Track down `A Quiet Night In` LP, whose cover shows a stripped down bike in a living room with newspapers on the floor soaking up the oil and a biker flat on his back with a newspaper over his head sleeping it off, whilst his girl in leopard skin pants reads a woman?s magazine, and try and imitate it.
86. Talk about your, talk about your, talk about your wheels of steel, play it 23 times on the trot then get your electricity cut off by your neighbours who have access to your power supply, then sleep it off in the car with your girl and be woken up by twenty odd guys running over the top of your car roof with hob nail boots at 6 in the morning, get out and have a drinking competition.... but enough of me (it was over 20 years ago)
87. Everyday at least one of the cds you need to listen to is a Manowar, Blind Guardian, Labrynth, Rhapsody, Kamelot or Blind Guardian cd. No exceptions.
88 Go to a photo studio dressed and posed in Tolkien outfit and have your picture taken and place it on your band website main page.
89. Remember that there is a dragon`s lair somewhere in this galaxy.
90. write a ballad about fallen heroes from the civil war?(optional)
91. Remember! No one really thinks you`re gay....
92. Frilly shirts, especially with laces, are entirely permissible. Laced frilly shirts with the colors of various fresh fruit or soap are essential.
93. If in doubt, do a guitar solo
94. The only thing that matters is the number of notes you can widdle per second
95. Make sure you know the slight difference about your band and every other power metal band... even if no one else can see it.
96. When doing a dual guitar solo, never be the first to finish
97. The rest of the band are only there to support your wonderful guitar soloing and it is their only wish to see you play it endlessly.
98. Having a Conan the Barbarian sword enhances your image as a power metal band.
99. Always remember that no matter where you use the word ??Rainbows??, it never sounds gay in Power Metal.
100. Never scratch your arse in the shower and bite your finger nails
101. Keep on widdling.
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posted by :
6/20/2006 1:32:30 PM
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What's funny is Nile was perhaps one of the worst bands I've ever seen live. I saw them live twice and they sounded like a bad garage band. They simply cannot reproduce what they record on the albums live. They are robbing their fans.
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posted by : RotNRoll
6/20/2006 3:58:25 PM
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posted by : Cougre
6/20/2006 1:32:30 PM
What's funny is Nile was perhaps one of the worst bands I've ever seen live. I saw them live twice and they sounded like a bad garage band. They simply cannot reproduce what they record on the albums live. They are robbing their fans."
So....if it sucked the first time, why did you go a second time?
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COMMENT | Some nice pictures for you fans
posted by : RotNRoll
6/20/2006 4:21:50 PM
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Not gay you say.....
http://www.dregenrocks.de/images/b_manowar.jpg
http://images.amazon.com/images/P/B000005RF7.01.LZZZZZZZ.gif
http://www.lordsofwinter.com/Chroniques/Photos/MANOWAR-Into-Glory-Ride.jpg
http://www.fiese-scheitel.de/fiese-scheitel3.data/Komponenten/Bilder/metall/manowar/mano1.jpg
http://www.monkeydo.org/images/manowar.jpg
http://www.fiese-scheitel.de/fiese-scheitel3.data/Komponenten/Bilder/metall/manowar/mano3.jpg
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COMMENT | Some more gems for ya!
posted by : RotNRoll
6/20/2006 4:39:24 PM
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http://c-rap.com/images/ass/rants%203/manowar.jpg
http://kriegsherr.tripod.com/MANOWAR1.JPG
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COMMENT | i'm gonna write
posted by :
6/20/2006 4:53:30 PM
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some manowar lyrics.
"my steed I ride
into the night.
leather and chains
to take away your pains.
I am metal warrior, with spikes and steel
I ride the metal chariot, i do what i feel."
c'mon guys, put some more albums out!
I need comic relief!
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COMMENT | MANOWAR HAS PLAYERD MORE
posted by :
6/20/2006 5:01:04 PM
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FESTIVALS HEADLINING THAN ANY OTHER SO CALLED METAL BAND EVER ~!...HAIL HOLY HELL THERE COMING TO GET YOU
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posted by : RotNRoll
6/20/2006 5:42:53 PM
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Awwww, damn....no replies about the pictures, huh?! Awww....guess no one has a smartass answer about the proof of them wearing loincloths/animal skins are not just rumors.....
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COMMENT | Manowar is 95% more gay!
posted by :
6/20/2006 7:03:41 PM
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The funny thing is is that Manowar is actually 95% more gay than the homosexual Manowar tribute band!! Not that there's anything wrong with that.
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posted by : Fred Beemer
6/20/2006 8:36:42 PM
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Funny how I see here all these big bad tuff metal guys stating what's "gay"and what isn't....yeah I know Manowar's cheesy as fuck and some "real" metalheads hate that scene, but Gay?.....go to ANY Metal gig and what do you get..a bunch of serious headbangers sweating it up together at a MALE dominate show.....hhmmm...sounds pretty gay to me
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posted by :
6/20/2006 9:11:03 PM
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Dunno about some of you but I'd be more nervous about listing Skrewdriver as a favorite band than I would about listing Manowar as a favorite band.
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COMMENT | Finally
posted by : Lando
6/20/2006 11:24:34 PM
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Someone else noticed RotNRoll listens to Skrewdriver. Way to list a white power band bonehead. You wanna talk about ridiculously stupid lyrics? Just look up any Skrewdriver song!
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COMMENT | If yo u only knew...
posted by :
6/21/2006 9:38:30 PM
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If you want to know anything about Manowar...I have the inside inner circle real deal shit.
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posted by :
6/28/2006 4:25:16 AM
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oh well... thats how much manowar sucks... no one cares....too funny.
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COMMENT | Kull is more boring than ever!
posted by : Mascot
7/10/2006 4:12:54 PM
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What a dweeb.
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