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JAY LENO Jokes About Fire At OZZY OSBOURNE's London Home
- July 14, 2006
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Jay Leno joked during his "Tonight Show" monologue on Thursday night (July 13), "Hey, did you hear about this? Small fire at the London home of Ozzy Osbourne last week. Luckily, Ozzy was not hurt. What happened was Ozzy woke up, saw the flames, thought he was in hell and went back to bed again."
As previously reported, flames scorched Ozzy Osbourne's English country mansion on July 6, the result of a faulty lamp, according to The Associated Press.
Neither Ozzy and his wife Sharon nor their children were at the house in Jordans, 40 kilometres west of London, when the fire occurred, a family spokesperson said. Paramedics treated a member of the household staff for smoke inhalation.
The blaze caused minor fire and smoke damage to the entrance hallway of the mansion.
Ozzy and Sharon Osbourne had to flee the mansion last year when a fire broke out in their living room.
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COMMENT |
posted by :
7/14/2006 5:20:00 PM
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Ozzy is the devil.
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COMMENT | .
posted by :
7/14/2006 5:20:03 PM
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If a Major League Baseball pitcher threw high and tight on Leno while he was batting, that would be some major chin music!
Just a thought...
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COMMENT |
posted by :
7/14/2006 5:21:03 PM
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nice
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COMMENT |
posted by :
7/14/2006 5:22:40 PM
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^^^^^ dont get it.
Lol that is a pretty funny joke!
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COMMENT |
posted by :
7/14/2006 5:22:53 PM
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i mean Jay's joke, not yours.
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posted by : bill
7/14/2006 5:23:02 PM
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Bori are you running low on news material???
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posted by : SAVAGE ANIMAL
7/14/2006 5:24:30 PM
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Jay Leno rules, I watch his show every night, but this joke SUCKS. Sorry.
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COMMENT | .
posted by :
7/14/2006 5:25:09 PM
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Remember when Ozzy pissed his pants on the airplane?
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COMMENT |
posted by :
7/14/2006 5:32:59 PM
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Jay Leno is so white, when he goes swimming HE REALLY GOES SWIMMING!
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COMMENT | "thought he was in hell"
posted by :
7/14/2006 5:52:09 PM
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LMFAO - that's classic!
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COMMENT |
posted by : Meaney
7/14/2006 6:23:01 PM
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jay lenos an unfunny twat
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posted by :
7/14/2006 6:25:06 PM
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conan>letterman>leno>that drew carey dude
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posted by : HORRORHOLIC
7/14/2006 6:33:10 PM
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Met Fiend, no nobody remembers that because it never took place , but fantasizing about a 60 year old pissing himself is impressive
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COMMENT |
posted by : Canadian_Mosh
7/14/2006 6:57:01 PM
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Leno owns! not a great joke, but he's still better than Letterman or Conan
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posted by : Doobler
7/14/2006 7:00:17 PM
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I didn't even bother reading it because Jay Leno is a cock. Just retire and give the show to Conan already you old fart.
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COMMENT | here's one
posted by : PilF-004-030-086
7/14/2006 7:25:48 PM
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Jay is so ugly..
he makes Kull lose his boner.
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COMMENT | Dear Horrorholic
posted by :
7/14/2006 7:40:46 PM
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Same plane as Bon Jovi on the way to some Russian rock festival circa 1990...
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COMMENT |
posted by : booch
7/14/2006 7:41:49 PM
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Orange Juice!
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COMMENT | WaysToTheGrave
posted by :
7/14/2006 7:48:13 PM
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HAHA, nice!
But seriously, is like hell trying to break out in Ozzy's house or some shit like that?
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COMMENT | bm
posted by : ComaOfSouls
7/14/2006 8:01:20 PM
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is it me or has the news on here been really weak lately?
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COMMENT | heres my
posted by : mrpib
7/14/2006 8:05:08 PM
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david letterman impression: "Uh... you got any gum. Aha"
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COMMENT | ok... i mean
posted by : mrpib
7/14/2006 8:29:57 PM
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its my cheep ass norm mcdononald impression of david letterman, david letterman impression aha
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COMMENT | Maniac Mulder
posted by : V:0m17
7/14/2006 8:39:14 PM
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I have no idea why, but that made me fucking laugh "HE GOES OUTSIDE!"
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COMMENT | Ah!
posted by : Some_Person
7/14/2006 9:33:59 PM
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Leno is the best. So much better than that over-rated hack Letterman.
Makes ME laugh!
BTW I like Headlines on Mondays. Example, when they showed an article advertising a school piano recital, but they left the "i" out of recital. LOL
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COMMENT | Long Live
posted by : RiotAct666
7/14/2006 10:39:45 PM
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Ozzy!!!!!
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COMMENT | fuck Leno
posted by :
7/14/2006 10:53:39 PM
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he sucks he's a fucking weekend warrior with $
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COMMENT |
posted by : Mordack
7/14/2006 11:23:11 PM
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Conan > Leno >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Letterman
Letterman is so fucking unfunny. And that bald guy is gay.
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COMMENT |
posted by :
7/15/2006 12:12:52 AM
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CONAN OWNS ALL!!!!!!
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COMMENT | conan is alright
posted by :
7/15/2006 12:34:58 AM
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THE TRUE LATE NIGHT KING - JOHN STEWART
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COMMENT | ,
posted by :
7/15/2006 7:21:25 AM
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Conan>Letterman>Leno
Leno stopped trying about a year and a half ago, he just has it on cruise control until his contract is up.
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posted by :
7/15/2006 7:22:32 AM
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Oh, forgot about John Stewart, but I have to say, that the "Colbert Report" has been better than the Daily Show lately...
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COMMENT |
posted by : david10006
7/15/2006 9:03:24 AM
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must be a REAL slow news day folks.
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COMMENT | ok..
posted by : i
7/15/2006 3:59:40 PM
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..this is not news blabbermouth, this is just endless mentioning of ozzy
And it's NOT LENO making a joke, the guy IS a joke, reading off cue-cards, jokes written by people with humor.
I would demand many more millions than the lenos and lettermans of this world who are the PUPPETS OF TELEVISION day in day out, reading the jokes other wrote, asking the questions others wrote, bending over, mindlessly playing the game of pretending to give a damn.. you can just see how they hate their jobs.. they're so good at pretending for those millions, when are we ever gonna get real people on television!?.... telling their own jokes, asking questions they want to ask, NEVER?
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