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Ex-KISS Guitarist BRUCE KULICK Offers Summer Update - Aug. 17, 2006
Former KISS/current GRAND FUNK RAILROAD guitarist Bruce Kulick has posted a lengthy update on his official web site. An excerpt from his message follows:

"GRAND FUNK RAILROAD has been keeping me busy as usual as it is the season for the band to get out touring every week. This summer we have had great shows in Detroit, Denver, Traverse City, which was the Cherry Festival, and was so picture perfect. Played a new ESP Snapper guitar I got to replace the one that was 'lost.' We went to Fresno and it was hotter than hell, and outside San Francisco the Marin County Fair was actually comfy.

"The show outside of Hartford was nice, as it rained there the week before so we seem to bring some good weather. This past weekend all hell broke loose, as in 'thunder and lightening' in St Louis and that city didn't need any more problems. A week earlier they got hit with terrible storms and the city was in darkness. We played under the famous Arch and I brought my new (1981) Gibson Explorer to jam with the band. Everyone loved it. As you KISS fans know, the guitar on the cover of 'Alive III' is an ESP Explorer and that stays locked away, and this Gibson is very similar.

"Hung out in Vegas for a few extra days before our show at the Station Casino, as United Airlines sadly had a plane to fix, and by it took to get it flying, we could not make it to Cadott, WI, the big show we were so looking forward to. My apologies to the fans that were hoping to catch us there. Next year we will make it for sure. So we were in Fresno at the airport for 9 hours!!! Off to Vegas like a bunch of tired wounded animals, but after a nap got to go to dinner with a friend of mine who owns a great guitar store and is a player as well. The Mandalay Bay has a great Italian place that was perfect. Too bad Vegas had the heat wave California was having and it was like 115 everyday! Of course got in trouble at my friends store, bought a nice Gibson reissue Les Paul 58, that will undoubtedly wind up on my new CD."

Read more at Kulick.net.
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COMMENT | What a douchebag
posted by : I have a fever and the only prescription is more cowbell
8/17/2006 12:47:34 PM

From one washed-up, crappy band to antother....this man has no shame.





kissrules = proof that it's possible to type with a cock in your ass!

COMMENT | summer update:
posted by : ozzyslovechild
8/17/2006 1:13:44 PM

summer update: bruce just finished an intensive three week emmersion psychotherapy cycle with carlos carvazo. they worked through issued resulting form becoming the pistol-whipped bitches of l.a. tuff boyz..

:)olc

ps... DIO

COMMENT | HE WAS THE WORST KISS GUITARIST EVER!
posted by : T-Boner.com
8/17/2006 1:15:09 PM

VINNIE VINCENT WAS THE BEST!

COMMENT | LICK IT UP
posted by : longdistancerunner
8/17/2006 1:21:40 PM

!!!

COMMENT | Comparison
posted by : vametal
8/17/2006 1:41:14 PM

As you KISS fans know, the guitar on the cover of 'Alive III' is an ESP Explorer and that stays locked away, and this Gibson is very similar.


And as The Mark Farner Fans know The Gentleman on the cover of the GFR albums can dust your ass!

COMMENT | T-boner.....
posted by : spaceace69
8/17/2006 1:42:08 PM

Has vinnie sent you a check or a pretty pink care package yet? You do more promotion for him than he does. But alas...it doesn't seem to be helping.

COMMENT | Don't mess with Bruce
posted by : robtune
8/17/2006 1:44:37 PM

Bruce is a great guitar player and one of the nicest guys around!

It was cool to see Bruce blow Ace away on acoustic guitar on Unplugged.

There, that should get the Kiss-haters jumping!

COMMENT | Bonzoholic
posted by : I have a fever and the only prescription is more cowbell
8/17/2006 1:49:38 PM

"I don't see any you making a living popping your sisters back zits while wolfing down Cheetos in your basement spanking the toad to posters of Klipsnot and Disturd."


You're right, I DON'T SEE us doing that either.

Fucking retard.


kissrules = Cum dumpster for the KI$$ Army

COMMENT | I have a fever and the only prescription is more cock
posted by : Bonzoholic
8/17/2006 2:07:25 PM

It's because you do it for free you dude stew guzzler.

COMMENT | ohhh
posted by : I have a fever and the only prescription is more cowbell
8/17/2006 2:14:26 PM

That was good. Real clever, asshat!


Way to rebound from retardation there, Nancy.



kissrules = Bonzoholic = Gay porn in the making

COMMENT | XXXDiablo
posted by : I have a fever and the only prescription is more cowbell
8/17/2006 2:30:56 PM

"Yeah... must really suck to have been in the worlds biggest biggest band for 12 years"
-----Dude, he was in KI$$ in the 80s and 90s...if you consider them the "worlds biggest band" that time, well then shit, I guess Van Halen peaked with Gary Cherone. Idiot.

"and get royalties so you never have to work another day in your life."
-----Which is why he is working for Grand Funk Railroad??

"And it must suck that you have millions of fans worldwide."
------Millions of KI$$ fans worldwide...how utterly cool that must be to have millions of hillbilly, musically talentless, morons in their 40s who still live with their parents supporting you. Cool.

"And it must suck that he is still able to travel around the world going to conventions, playing in multiple bands and everything else just for the fun of it (and get paid)."

-------Any band that has "conventions" organized to support must be cool! Not musically talented cool, but Star Trek and Star Wars cool!


"Sounds pretty shitty."

That's exactly how I would describe KI$$

kissrules = Bonzoholic = XXXDiablo = 3" of man love

COMMENT | I have a fever and the only prescription is more cowbell
posted by : Bonzoholic
8/17/2006 2:36:21 PM

Have you nothing better to do than rag on someone that makes a living PERIOD?

Why don't you go and get yourself a job so you can support your trailer payments and Keystone Light habit.

COMMENT | And by the way...
posted by : I have a fever and the only prescription is more cowbell
8/17/2006 2:37:25 PM

"you were supposed to be out looking for a job."


Total give away: you, bitch-boy, are kissrules.




kissrules = mastered the art of ass-kissing and cock-sucking at the same time

COMMENT | I have a fever and the only prescription is more cowbell
posted by : Bonzoholic
8/17/2006 2:38:41 PM

Also, you seem to have a fascination with gay porn and penis sizes.

"kissrules = Bonzoholic = Gay porn in the making"

"kissrules = Bonzoholic = XXXDiablo = 3" of man love"

Shouldn't you be in a different forum????

COMMENT | Bonzoholic
posted by : I have a fever and the only prescription is more cowbell
8/17/2006 2:39:47 PM

Sorry about that last comment...we all know you sport 1.5"

COMMENT | I have a fever and the only prescription is more COCK!!
posted by : Bonzoholic
8/17/2006 2:44:48 PM

Again with the penis fascination:

"kissrules = mastered the art of ass-kissing and cock-sucking at the same time"

"kissrules = mastered the art of ass-kissing and cock-sucking at the same time"

Why don't you just come out and admit that you are gay. All your responses include penis size and gay references.

COMMENT | Bonzoholic
posted by : I have a fever and the only prescription is more cowbell
8/17/2006 2:55:22 PM

Me commenting about your blatant homosexuality does not make me gay, but rather informs others on Blabbermouth that not only do have horrible taste in music, but prefer a big cock in your ass....

...while listening to KI$$.


And please, although it turns you on, re-posting my comments over and over again is not as funny as it seems in your head.

COMMENT | I have a fever and the only prescription is more cowbell
posted by : Bonzoholic
8/17/2006 3:05:14 PM

I'm done with you man-lover.

COMMENT | Wow,
posted by : DeadSkin Mask
8/17/2006 3:45:54 PM

You two are carrying this entire thread.

Maybe because nobody else gives a shit about an Ex-Kiss guitarist...




Celine Dion > Kiss

COMMENT | could it be.............
posted by : spaceace69
8/17/2006 4:15:23 PM

That all the smart people are starting to get tired of arguing with you dip shits?

COMMENT |
posted by : DeadSkin Mask
8/17/2006 11:35:06 PM

well said oldschool.

COMMENT | Totally
posted by : keeforever
8/18/2006 1:12:18 AM

Just bought the "Grand Funk" album and it's a killer old school rock record.

But I really don't give a fuck about Bruce Kulick, although I love KISS.

Bonzoholic and "I have a fever and the only prescription is more cowbell", you guys are funny as hell.

COMMENT | Give Bruce a break.....
posted by : Space Ace
8/18/2006 3:26:23 AM

at least he didn't sell out like Singer & Thayer and put on Peter & Ace make-up on for the $cum tours..... and he is a pretty good guitarist enjoying what he does... sounds like most of the fuckers here are just too bitter about their own miserables lives and pay out on anyone with success....

COMMENT | Grand Funk FLUNKED!!!!
posted by : SlowOleGuy
8/18/2006 10:27:39 AM

I agree with most of you why go from a Great band to a band past due? Mark and Don need to get the facts adn return Mark Farner to the fold and get rid of this over rated na say!

COMMENT | you're lucky...............
posted by : gangsta666
8/18/2006 12:25:15 PM

if the first amendment didn't exist, you sorry-ass KISS haters wouldn't be on here. you morons deserve extermination, at the least. God forbid you ever reproduce! but fortunately for you there are laws that prohibit me from carrying out that task. me, i'm a hardcore fan (merchandise,tattoos and all) who also enjoys other bands that rock, without having to bash the ones i don't like! you can't say the same because here you are spewing your oral defecation just like a stopped up toilet bowl! so, in closing, i will "rock & roll all night and party every day" until they carry me away in my $5000 KISS kasket! as KORN says, shut up, shut up, shut up i'll f**k you up!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

COMMENT | AHHHHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA....
posted by : DeadSkin Mask
8/18/2006 2:13:50 PM

"i will "rock & roll all night and party every day" until they carry me away in my $5000 KISS kasket! as KORN says, shut up, shut up, shut up i'll f**k you up!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"



Dude, how old are you? 12?
I just about pissed my pants when I read that. I always asumed thier were people like you out there, but now I know for sure!

Good luck with getting laid once you become a teenager...


Oh man, I still can believe you quoted "Rock & Roll all night..."
hehehe....thats funny ass shit.



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