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KISS 'Hotter Than Hell' Barbecuing Apron Now Available
- Aug. 23, 2006
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KISS' official web site is currently offering two new exclusive items — the KISS barbecuing apron and the Red Dragon baby doll shirt. Check out a photo of these items at KissOnline.com. A posting on the site reads: "Be the coolest cook in your neighborhood wearing this black KISS 'Hotter Than Hell' apron. Just in time for cooking out this Labor Day! Also you asked for it, so here it is...the KISS Red Dragon baby doll just like KISS sold on their Japan tour but without the tour info." As previously reported, KISS are set to take the beauty world by storm with the launch of their own range of perfume and cologne. According to WENN, the flamboyant band has previously sold a huge range of merchandise — everything from glassware and lunchboxes to hats and coffins. Now the veteran rockers are stepping away from fridge magnets and belt buckles to offer a far sexier product with their new line of seductive scents. Frontman Paul Stanley says the range will live up to KISS' wild reputation — he claims the line is "unrepentantly sexy, and a little naughty."
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COMMENT | hotter than hell
posted by :
8/23/2006 4:18:17 AM
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1 of the very few lasting kiss albums, but is now just a bit less significant than it was yesterday before it became an apron
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COMMENT |
posted by : MessyTits
8/23/2006 4:18:19 AM
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Dude, Kiss is fucking metal you fucking idiot
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COMMENT | Thank god!
posted by : Pink Tank Top And Orange Juice
8/23/2006 4:20:43 AM
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How was I able to live without that until now????
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COMMENT | Kiss is NOT metal.
posted by :
8/23/2006 5:00:22 AM
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Pet Shop Boys > kiss
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COMMENT |
posted by :
8/23/2006 5:56:42 AM
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I wish they made Kiss tissues, for mastrubatory purposes. Nothing says 'spanking the monkey' like whiping your jizz off with a Kiss tissue, it's "unrepentantly sexy, and a little naughty."
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COMMENT |
posted by : Purpendicular
8/23/2006 6:01:50 AM
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Good idea in theory, except real men don't wear aprons.
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COMMENT | no thanks
posted by :
8/23/2006 6:06:28 AM
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ill stick with my "kiss the cook" apron, Labour day is gonna rule. enjoy the day off (those that have jobs)
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posted by :
8/23/2006 6:10:25 AM
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Here's an Idea: (Bear with me, this might be a pretty radical idea for Kiss Members and Kiss Fans alike...)
How About Making "NEW MUSIC" available?
I mean, you are a ROCK & ROLL band...how 'bout you start acting like one?
Or just say "Fuck It" and create your own official "Kiss Home Shopping Network". All Kiss Krap, All The Time!
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COMMENT | Too late
posted by : Dee67
8/23/2006 6:39:26 AM
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Fuck you Kiss corporation - your time has past
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COMMENT | I LOVE THIS -
posted by :
8/23/2006 6:59:36 AM
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To think, 10 years ago, I was exaggerating my disdain for KI$$'s over-the-top merchandising efforts, saying things like "Someday they'll probably put out a Hotter Than Hell cooking apron... wouldn't surprise me". I was being a smart ass. Well, they went and did it.
So let me now officially predict this - within 5 years, they will sell official KISS 'DNA samples' (for all the people who haven't already collected one through some other means), KISS t.v. dinners, and even KISS shit - right from the band's asses, each preserved in it's own glass case with a certificate of authenticity.
The worst thing is, KULL will buy it.
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COMMENT | apron
posted by :
8/23/2006 7:17:34 AM
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i wonder if kiss nowadays are musicians or bunch of businessman.which is which..........
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COMMENT |
posted by : Purpendicular
8/23/2006 7:20:08 AM
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"KISS's music is so weak and pussified, it's not even lukewarm. It's all theater and marketing."
Hahaha. Clearly you weren't there in 1974 when Kiss was the heaviest thing available in suburbia.
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COMMENT |
posted by :
8/23/2006 8:09:49 AM
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You know your band is washed up when your selling junk like this. Come on the Kiss army needs to wear aprons.
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posted by : Dee67
8/23/2006 8:32:20 AM
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posted by : dale
8/23/2006 6:47:15 AM
Hotter Than Hell was Eric Carr's last album
R.I.P. Eric
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Don't you mean Hot in the Shade?
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COMMENT | kiss bbq
posted by :
8/23/2006 8:42:06 AM
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what they can bbq 2 , what a band cook some cold gin lol
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COMMENT | kiss bbq
posted by :
8/23/2006 8:42:11 AM
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what they can bbq 2 , what a band cook some cold gin lol
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COMMENT | GREAT!!!!!!!!!!!!
posted by :
8/23/2006 8:57:30 AM
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Hopefully I can get my hands on one before I take my next shit, so I can wipe my ass with it
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posted by : corrodingnecrophiliac
8/23/2006 8:59:02 AM
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Oh boy! Now I can be metal while I cook a nice meal for my husband while he watches VH1!
Fuck that.
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COMMENT |
posted by : ZombieEffect
8/23/2006 9:59:32 AM
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why is there a post for every kiss merchandise release?
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COMMENT | Cha-Ching !
posted by : H5N1
8/23/2006 10:02:58 AM
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Cha - Ching!
Thank You, drive thru please.
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COMMENT | Please
posted by :
8/23/2006 10:04:47 AM
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If you buy the KI$$ apron, I hope you use it to hang yourself.
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posted by :
8/23/2006 10:08:17 AM
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The longer $cab Ki$$ exists, the more need for Ki$$ panty liners, diapers, and rectal thermometers.
Maybe they'll get brave and sell Coffee makers with Tommy's face on there since he is so good at serving everyone in the band.
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COMMENT | KISS...
posted by : \m/...Baron Von Wasteland...\m/
8/23/2006 10:22:45 AM
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should stop hocking their cheesy wares here.
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posted by :
8/23/2006 10:28:48 AM
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dont y'all see? blabbermouth admins post this kiss merch news then grab a bag of popcorn and sit back to watch every1 bitch & moan! of course this news doesnt belong here but its great provocative stuff to throw to the starving dogs that are blabberbitchs. they know its gonna rise everyone! dont fall for it!!!!
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posted by :
8/23/2006 11:04:33 AM
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no kiss is just nothing.
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COMMENT | ACE
posted by : robtune
8/23/2006 11:51:14 AM
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ACE IS NOTHING WITHOUT KISS!!!!
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
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COMMENT | ACE
posted by : robtune
8/23/2006 11:51:55 AM
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ACE IS NOTHING WITHOUT KISS!!!!
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
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COMMENT | KISSRULES HAS 2
posted by :
8/23/2006 1:15:57 PM
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one for use. the other is kept in original packaging. someday, he'll hope to sell it so he can afford to send his kids to college. its in the box right next to the kiss beenie babies.
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posted by : david10006
8/23/2006 1:53:14 PM
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who buys all this kiss shit ?!...really? you would have to own a airport hanger just to store it all..
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COMMENT | Jesus Christ
posted by :
8/23/2006 4:22:23 PM
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Is this asshole ever going to stop whoring out the KISS name on every piece of crap he gets his hands on???
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COMMENT |
posted by :
8/23/2006 11:47:33 PM
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I loved the first 3 Kiss albums. I loved most Kiss albums. And they still are a great live band.
Having said that, this is awful. A Kiss apron?!?! What the hell is next? Kiss socks? Kiss jockstrap? When does it stop? Like someone else said, put out a NEW CD instead of all this useles crap.
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