Alice Cooper bragged about his celebrity golf game the other night to Webster Hall's Baird Jones. "I play golf often with Michael Douglas and Catherine Zeta-Jones," Cooper said, according to The New York Daily News. "Michael is a masterpiece in the works. His iron goes to the right but his putting is strong, with a good chip shot. He is a 12 handicap. Catherine has a smooth swing and she is good off the tee with steady mid-irons, but her handicap is more like a 25. She has potential, and boy, is she a distraction to play alongside! I am a 5 handicap. I have had three hole in ones, which is rare. Many great golfers like Ben Hogan have never had a hole in one. The only negative about a hole in one is that if you hit one, you have to buy drinks for everyone in the club."