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EDDIE VAN HALEN 'Cures Cancer' - Sep. 11, 2006
Launch Radio Networks reports: Eddie Van Halen called in to Howard Stern's program on the Sirius Satellite Radio service on Friday (September 8), and he dropped a couple of major bombshells. After saying he was free of the cancer that led to tongue surgery a few years ago, the guitarist said that he and a partner had developed a treatment that cured his cancer, though he wouldn't reveal what it contains. As for how he got cancer in the first place, Van Halen denied it was from smoking, which he has never stopped, and he claimed the disease might have come from the metal guitar pick he used.

On a different topic, Van Halen made the slightly less amazing announcement that a reunion with original lead singer David Lee Roth isn't out of the question, though he didn't give any kind of timetable. Van Halen also talked about bassist Michael Anthony, and he seemed to go back and forth on whether they might work together again. Finally, Van Halen said his next project would be an album with him, his brother Alex, and his son Wolfgang, who he said had "dangerous" talent.

Coming out Wednesday (September 13) on DVD is an adult movie called "Sacred Sin" for which Van Halen wrote and recorded music. He claimed that instead of calling it porn, people should think of it as a legitimate film about "good and evil" that also has sex in it. Director Michael Ninn said it was shot at Van Halen's house in Los Angeles.
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COMMENT | Ummmm
posted by : vametal
9/11/2006 4:27:48 PM

Will the real Edward Van Halen, please stand up? On second thought, wait until you finish watching the movie before standing. LOL

COMMENT | WTF?
posted by : Unholyvyrus
9/11/2006 4:30:52 PM

Eddie has lost his mind.....seriously Im going to have to listen to the howard stern replay tonight.

COMMENT |
posted by : TheClansman?!
9/11/2006 4:33:47 PM

LOL REMINDS ME OF TIMO TOLKKI.

COMMENT | God, and I though DLR was the crazy one.
posted by : trashcanman
9/11/2006 4:34:36 PM

And what kind of asshole would create a cure for cancer and not share it with the world, anyway. What is that guy on?

COMMENT |
posted by : prezuiwf
9/11/2006 4:37:54 PM

He can cure colon cancer, he just uses the brown tone to flush out your system.

COMMENT |
posted by : mr. moof
9/11/2006 4:43:34 PM

He also found WMDs in Uranus.

COMMENT | tongue cancer??
posted by : warlock
9/11/2006 4:44:01 PM

I think his cure was either of the treatments below:

1- cut out the tongue.
2- stop shitting from his mouth.
3- join a group with other crazy people (his brother, DLR)

COMMENT | tongue cancer??
posted by : warlock
9/11/2006 4:44:37 PM

I think his cure was either of the treatments below:

1- cut out the tongue.
2- stop shitting from his mouth.
3- join a group with other crazy people (his brother, DLR)

COMMENT | He's damn NUTS
posted by : Asgiurew
9/11/2006 4:45:26 PM

WTF!

Eddie's on DRUGS. Hard ones.

COMMENT | Awesome
posted by : centipedex
9/11/2006 4:45:38 PM

Not only is Eddie an awesome guitar player, but he cured cancer. What a real hero! And he discovered that metal guitar picks cause cancer and smoking doesn't. He's a shoe-in for a Novel prize for medicine!

What has Sammy done? Sold a few margheritas?

COMMENT |
posted by : thethingthatshouldnotbe
9/11/2006 4:50:08 PM

he looked like a right twat on the "Jump" video.

COMMENT |
posted by : F Bush
9/11/2006 4:57:00 PM

What does Eddie think he is, an oncologist? Wait until the cigarettes and alcohol cause a huge tumor on a lung or his liver. Metal guitar picks? What a loon.

A DLR reunion? That won't last as long as a 15 year old virgin getting it on with a porn star. Eddie was one of the best musicians to ever walk the planet, but holy crap, he's just a wreck now.

COMMENT | Thats why DLR an VH can't get back together
posted by : Hecatombmi
9/11/2006 4:59:22 PM

Because if Eddie says he cured cancer then Dave would have to top him. Suddenly he would have the answer to world hunger, and violence. Of course he wouldn't tell anybody what it is. But he would know it....

COMMENT |
posted by : smoothaswax
9/11/2006 5:10:51 PM

Lay off the hallucinogens man, you're going crazy

COMMENT | I Found the Cure for Intelligence . . .
posted by : crappermouth
9/11/2006 5:12:03 PM

Reading posts on Blabbermouth.

COMMENT |
posted by : abbatude
9/11/2006 5:12:42 PM

carziest interview i've ever heard

COMMENT |
posted by : dkev
9/11/2006 5:32:31 PM

So Van Halen is reduced to making music for porn flicks? AHHHAHAHAHAHA!!! OMG thats so funny in a very pathetic way.

COMMENT | His craziness aside..
posted by : Hecatombmi
9/11/2006 5:42:16 PM

It doesn't matter if he's a little messed up right now. It shouldn't affect how you view his music. There have been a lot of geniuses throughout histrory that have been a little messed up. Like Beethoven, Mozart, Dali.....the list goes on and on. It's just like my counterpoint to all the people who say they hate Megadeth because they hate Mustaine. Personality has nothing to do with the music....unless you get into Psychology and I would just as soon not.

COMMENT | WARmachine329
posted by : DeadSkin Mask
9/11/2006 5:52:14 PM

...is a fucking moron.

COMMENT | Hecatombmi
posted by : Pounding Metal
9/11/2006 5:54:55 PM

I've read ever post here twice and I'm going to read them again and again. Hilarious! None of them say anything about his music or capability to make music dipshit. We're all just laughing our asses of at this lunatic. Just like we would if "Beethoven, Mozart, Dali.....the list goes on and on." were alive and Blabbermouth news.

Somebody Get Me A Doctor!!! How about that quack Van Halen!

COMMENT | geeze
posted by : FutileLord
9/11/2006 6:05:14 PM

So Eddie is filming porn at his house? Sad indeed

COMMENT | Pounding Metal
posted by : Hecatombmi
9/11/2006 6:25:12 PM

I'm not sure if you were ripping on me or not.....it was a pretty neutral post to have someone argue with me. I didn't say you are all fucking idiots for this or that... I just said what I thought to be true. Personally, I've only liked one riff in this band's career(the heavy one on that Twister soundtrack song) so it's not like I'm coming to his defense. Also, don't ask me "how can you not like this song" or "You must be a fucking idiot if you can't appreciate this solo". It's just my opinion. Also, I wrote it because it's becoming a trend in rock/metal to base your opinions on how much you like the frontman/main spokesmen. And I was just saying that isn't right. It's like the cliche expression, "Theres a fine line between genius and insanity"....Personally I think this news is funny too.

COMMENT | Edward must be
posted by : Hammer Smashed Face
9/11/2006 6:28:11 PM

on big tobbaco's payroll!

COMMENT | .
posted by : Subdivisions
9/11/2006 7:14:53 PM

"said that he and a partner had developed a treatment that cured his cancer, though he wouldn't reveal what it contains"

The problem with this logic is of course that cancer often recedes on its own. If you eat pink popcorn and the cancer goes away, you cannot very well attribute it to the pink popcorn without doing controlled experiments first. But it is very interesting, none-the-less.

COMMENT | Reading this article...
posted by : EvilVey
9/11/2006 7:41:07 PM

...gave me cancer.

Bye all!

COMMENT | ...
posted by : mrfolger
9/11/2006 7:53:45 PM

"Van Halen made the slightly less amazing announcement that a reunion with original lead singer David Lee Roth isn't out of the question, though he didn't give any kind of timetable."

Roth just shot a load in his pants...

COMMENT |
posted by : Dee67
9/11/2006 8:28:51 PM

I'm concerned for Ed.

I hope he seeks some help.

COMMENT |
posted by : Amplification
9/11/2006 9:02:10 PM

lmao better throw away my metal guitar pick don't want cancer

COMMENT |
posted by : Dudemanbro'
9/11/2006 9:50:29 PM

Eddie Van Halen and Whitney Houston need to do a musical collaboration.

That would be so fucked-up and fun.

COMMENT |
posted by : RiotAct666
9/11/2006 10:08:09 PM

\m/ E V H \m/

COMMENT |
posted by : Torgo
9/11/2006 10:10:04 PM

It could have been worse, Eddie could've actually starred in the porno as well as writing the music. ;)

I, for one, would still like to see a reunion with Dave even at thiat point, but Eddie has apparently lost his mind.

COMMENT | EVH
posted by : CowBoysFromHell
9/11/2006 10:22:53 PM

I think Eddie needs to create new music with his newly found state of mind.

COMMENT | holy shit!
posted by : tin lizzy
9/11/2006 11:47:10 PM

who's more nuts , eddie or michael schenker? wtf?

COMMENT | jesus jumping shitballs
posted by : saikiin
9/12/2006 12:14:37 AM

eddie doesn't know if he's shot, fucked, snake-bit, or powder-burned. is he fucking smokin' PCP or something? get a fucking grip, ed.

COMMENT |
posted by : moogy
9/12/2006 12:21:03 AM

he's definetly one kb short of a gig.

COMMENT | the all-star batshit crazy band (living or dead)
posted by : saikiin
9/12/2006 12:40:00 AM

EVH on guitar
Rick James on bass
Dennis DeYoung on keys
Damon Che on drums
Mariah Carey, Whitney Houston, and Macy Gray on BG vocals
gotta get crazy-ass DMX and R Kelly in there somewhere
lead vocals by George Jones and James Brown
produced by Phil Spector

COMMENT |
posted by : Scot the Hoople
9/12/2006 12:49:07 AM

Phil Spector. Heh heh heh.

COMMENT | Fuckin' Christ!
posted by : hurricane hugo
9/12/2006 2:18:40 AM

Guy sounds like he's 993 grams short of a kilo. Does he send Rush Limbaugh's maid out to get the ingredients for this "cure"?

plur

COMMENT |
posted by : Emperor Mordred
9/12/2006 4:05:04 AM

good for him, but still smoking after you survived cancer isn't really smart...

COMMENT |
posted by : Gossamer Axe
9/12/2006 12:02:23 PM

I think the cancer has spread to his brain and made him nuts. Shame, he was such an amazing guitarist, especially since he quit drinking/drugs.

COMMENT |
posted by : jimi999
9/12/2006 1:02:18 PM

He started drinking again as soon as he got single ,I think, so that might be why he's so crazy now. The drinking and smoking came back into his life. Or he got some "Jesus Juice" from Michael Jackson in '82 when they worked together. Maybe he saved it up.....

COMMENT | stop it!
posted by : boomboom!
9/12/2006 6:09:50 PM

He didn't say he discovered a vaccine to cure cancer!! He said he developed a treatment, maybe it's spiritual or just staying positive with good friends and a good medical team!! He had cancer, and is beating it! Stay "POSITIVE" ED we miss ya!!!!!!

COMMENT | saikiin
posted by : DannyBonnaduceForeheadVein
9/12/2006 6:31:36 PM

thow gary buesy in that mix and let him fiddle around with a tambourine or something. id buy an album, especially if its got the godfather of soul on that shit.

COMMENT | Sad indeed....
posted by : crackerman327
9/13/2006 11:52:23 AM

I guess there comes a time when you just gotta let it go. I guess I'll take my van halen cd's and ride off into the sunset, looks like it's over.

COMMENT | Talk about Edweird Van Halen
posted by : Yngwie Cumstain
9/14/2006 4:48:25 AM

I'm with ya crackerman327 but I'll be on a different horse.



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