MOTLEY CRUE bassist/mainman Nikki Sixx has just had a vasectomy and has chosen to speak out about it. Sort of. Here's Sixx describing his, eh, newfound condition:

“Well this old bird dog…Finally took it in the chops… Well, not exactly the chops…but there was chopping involved (not cocaine, you sickos). Ah, the glory of yesterday fades me into the pasture…nothing but a porch and a tail to wag for this old dog… That's right… My rightful owner...The master of the house, so to speak, had this dog fixed… That's right..(and left) The nutz… Now I'm shooting blanks… I know I can still do the dirty… But we won't have to put the dirty lil' bastard through college…

“I must confess… When that needle went in, I saw god… and of course god saw me….saw me whine like a biatch, that is…but you get your nutz in a vice by a chop-happy doc, and let's see you do it gracefully….I think NOT.

“Now… I can't wait to try out the new shooter… Word has it… You get to be a better aim when you ain't worried about whether or not you hit the target… What's that mean?? Hell if I know… Just sounded good…

“Now I gotta go do the vasectomy shuffle to the studio…. Night in rutz got me right in the nutz. Ain't I great? Or is this an over share??… Oh, well, could go to metallica.com and read about [METALLICA drummer] Lars' hair transplant… Sixx”