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GENE SIMMONS: We Intend On Opening 100 KISS Coffeehouses In Next Two Years - Oct. 25, 2006
Michelle J. Mills of Whittier Daily News recently conducted an interview with KISS bassist/vocalist Gene Simmons about the recently released KISS fragrance lines for men and women.

"The idea of KISS fragrances initially was not just limited to fragrances, it was for everything head to toe," said Gene Simmons.

The collection includes "underarm deodorant, shampoo, fragrances, body oils for him and for her," he said. "It's a full line and we have special Merry Kiss-mas boxes where you can stick one or more of everything in there and get it all and giveaway gift baskets and blah, blah, blah."

"What I did was listen to women," Simmons explained. "Women would come over, and there's lots of them, thank you. You ask them what they like. We must have had 15 different fragrances on the table and they all veered to one or two of them and we finally decided on one.

"The only thing I did was basically say I like it, I don't like it, which ultimately is what it's all about because no matter how much (research and development) you go through, at the end of the day it's got to be of the people, for the people, by the people. You better have them like it or you're out of business."

"You're talking to men, we're Neanderthals. All we know is when the scent works with a woman, we get aroused and once we get aroused — that's what women are here for.

"That's why you wear makeup and perfume, it's for men," Simmons said. "Don't let any other woman kid you otherwise."

"The other biggest thumbs up is I have a 14-year-old daughter named Sophie (Tweed-Simmons), on 'Gene Simmons Family Jewels' TV show. The fact that she, and I swear to you, uses KISS fragrances every day when she goes to school, to the shark-infested waters of 14- and 15-year-old boys, tells me this is the real thing."

"This is turning into a KISS world actually because we already have the Kiss Coffeehouse, the first in a new franchise, that's already opened in Myrtle Beach, that's a massive hit," Simmons said. "We intend on doing 100 coffeehouses in the next two years."
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COMMENT |
posted by : Dimension Sirius
10/25/2006 5:42:05 PM

I hope this business venture bankrupts you.


COMMENT | KISS RULES
posted by : sixsixsixtynine
10/25/2006 5:43:23 PM

If they open one in NYC i'll be there evryday!!!

COMMENT | that#s great Gene...
posted by : newob
10/25/2006 5:45:43 PM

So how about releasing some new KISS songs (preferably with the original line up) over the next two years....

B

COMMENT | Don't Bother....
posted by : DeadSkin Mask
10/25/2006 5:52:16 PM

Starbucks will crush you!

COMMENT | Thankyou Gene
posted by : Riding_The_Storm
10/25/2006 5:55:35 PM

You always manage to make Ozzy look respectable in comparison.

COMMENT | Put one on long Island
posted by : ghodofthunder
10/25/2006 5:57:31 PM

Ya better.. Or else! ;)

COMMENT |
posted by : Sarge
10/25/2006 6:18:20 PM

I love KISS, but I think Gene has lost his damn mind.

COMMENT |
posted by : Purpendicular
10/25/2006 6:20:49 PM

Meanwhile, Paul Stanley still has his dignity.

COMMENT | HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
posted by : Bootsy
10/25/2006 6:24:37 PM

SNORT SNORT!!!!!!

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!! I'm sure Donald Trump is quaking with fear!!!!

HAHAHAHAH!!!!

COMMENT | I want some coffee!
posted by : LoudProd
10/25/2006 6:26:11 PM

I want some coffee! Does Las Vegas get a Kiss Coffeehouse?

COMMENT |
posted by : Dudemanbro'
10/25/2006 6:28:05 PM

This should be one of those ideas you "can't tell us about right now", Gene.

At least Paul is writing music and touring, geez.

COMMENT | Where's the music?
posted by : diabolical
10/25/2006 6:39:21 PM

I guess the music behind Kiss was just a introduction to better things, like cheap ass commercialism?
Watch out Starbucks, Gene is coming :)

COMMENT | This is hillarios
posted by : Jester Masque
10/25/2006 6:43:55 PM

what an idiot... god damnit.. hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!!!!!

COMMENT | damn
posted by : AtWarWithGod
10/25/2006 6:50:03 PM

anything to make money off his past, give it a rest old man

COMMENT |
posted by : Bon Halford
10/25/2006 6:54:35 PM

Just listen to this egomaniac prattle on and and on and on, saying absolutley nothing.

Greed thinks his zingers are clever, but he's so over-scripted it's pathetic. Another day, another useless plastic trinket from the focus group and marketing corporation known as KI$$.

So go ahead, blowhard- open your 100 coffee shops. They'll close just as quickly because no one cares- then you'll be off to spend the investment capital of yet another starstruck fanboy,.


COMMENT | Women have to love that line
posted by : Hecatombmi
10/25/2006 6:58:00 PM

"That's why you wear makeup and perfume, it's for men," Simmons said. "Don't let any other woman kid you otherwise."

In the words of Marge Simpson, "it's true....but he didn't have to say it"

Also, no offense guys, but your crowd isn't exactly the same as coffee house crowds. And I think most of your fans want to keep it that way. "Hey I got the new one by Kurt Vonnegut, and I'm going down to the Kiss coffee house to read it, and maybe rock out a little bit"

COMMENT | oops missed the best part
posted by : Hecatombmi
10/25/2006 7:00:06 PM

"You're talking to men, we're Neanderthals. All we know is when the scent works with a woman, we get aroused and once we get aroused — that's what women are here for.

HAHA, I can't believe he said thats what women are there for...
Holy Shit the feminists are going to be pissed.

COMMENT | Save your money to support the non-evil Kiss frontman
posted by : Dee67
10/25/2006 7:02:51 PM

* * * * * * * * * * * * * * * *
PAUL STANLEY - LIVE TO WIN
* * * * * * * * * * * * * * * *
NOW AVAILABLE IN STORES

MOST FOR $9.99

Gene wouldn't sell you one of his turds for $9.99

If the A$$h*le CD outsells "LIVE TO WIN" the evil empire wins. BOO!!!!!

COMMENT | 100---yeah right
posted by : captain HiTop
10/25/2006 7:08:00 PM

I am huge fan of KISS but this is just another typical Gene overstatement. He always used to claim that "this tour is gonna be the most massive thing you,ve ever seen...with more explosives than most countries armed forces" but you get to the show and ......meh. I thought that Tounge magazine was for the people too....what a failure that was. On his show there are oversized posters of this rag and adds for his crappy solo effort all ove the place. If i were him I would be trying to hide all of those failures under the carpet rather than hanging the evidence of failure all over my house.

COMMENT | damn!
posted by : nodeerforamonth
10/25/2006 7:08:40 PM

Gene wants to make money! Gasp! The horror! Shame on him!

Well I hope they open up a KISS coffehouse in San Diego. I'll have to start drinking that stuff.

COMMENT | thereader
posted by : Bon Halford
10/25/2006 7:15:47 PM

Hang it up? Never.

Don't you understand what is at stake here? Greed Simmons is simply amassing more and more money for himself, and spending absolutley none of it. Do you have any idea what happens when so much currency is out of circulation for so long? Hyperinflation. The man is so out of control with his stinginess, the world economy is on the verge of collapse, due to his incessant hoarding of money.

Greed Simmons must be stopped, and I will not rest until he is. The entire economic future of the planet is at stake. Some of you should be more grateful to those of us who choose to do something about the coming economic implosion.

COMMENT |
posted by : Corvus
10/25/2006 7:33:04 PM

why don't they just sell kiss bonds and securities, make it an investment fund that will make no money, just take money

COMMENT |
posted by : billrichardson
10/25/2006 7:53:38 PM

I hope this business venture bankrupts you.
hahahahahahahahah

COMMENT |
posted by : WhiteTiger2225
10/25/2006 7:56:02 PM

i wonder which country he'll get the illegal aliens to work there from? my money is on Cuba.

COMMENT |
posted by : DeadSkin Mask
10/25/2006 7:56:55 PM

Why doesnt he invest in making New Music?

What a No-Talent Hack....

buisinessman, Yes, but as a musician and a Person, he's a complete Joke.

COMMENT | AND CLOSING 95 OF THEM IN 3 YEARS
posted by : Brother Maynard
10/25/2006 7:57:35 PM

On paper this venture probably looks pretty good but when you have competitors who already have a foothold on the genre, it will be tough to see any kind of return on this investment.

COMMENT |
posted by : stevensime71
10/25/2006 8:02:23 PM

Don't see any problem in Gene moving forward with anything he wants to do. What is wrong with making money? Your jealousy amuses me.

COMMENT | THE FUTURE CONAN?
posted by : rollins
10/25/2006 9:56:27 PM

2 years later Gene Simmons had this to say:

"We plan on closing all 200 of our Kiss Coffe Houses due to poor sales."

COMMENT |
posted by : vas defferens
10/25/2006 11:19:47 PM

Boy, I could sure go for a nice cup of Juan Valdez coffee

COMMENT |
posted by : stwla888
10/26/2006 12:04:46 AM

Well I just got back from having my teeth cleaned at the KI$$ Dental Center.

COMMENT | Gene business as usual.
posted by : Warchief
10/26/2006 9:00:55 AM

Over do it and make it nothing special so it won't work!!!

COMMENT |
posted by : Galacanakis
10/27/2006 2:19:27 AM

no you don't, shut the hell up.



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