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SHARON OSBOURNE: 'I Send Turds To My Enemies'
- Dec. 9, 2006
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World Entertainment News Network reports that Sharon Osbourne likes to take revenge on her enemies by sending them a box of excrement.
The wife and manager of Ozzy Osbourne last used the dirty tactic four years ago, when a writer criticised her family's television show "The Osbournes".
She says, "The last turd? Three... no, four years ago, when the first review came out of 'The Osbournes'. The journalist said something about my kids being fat and how unappealing that was.
"I said, 'I heard you've got an eating disorder. Eat this.'" Osbourne adds, "I've done it for an awfully long time. I suppose I find it funny.
"I mean, I don't just do it to anybody. They have to have done something really bad."
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posted by : thethingthatshouldnotbe
12/9/2006 1:16:54 PM
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How sad.
IRON MAIDEN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
UP THE IRONS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
POWERSLAAAAAAAAVEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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COMMENT |
posted by : jeffgq
12/9/2006 1:23:28 PM
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she is one classy lady!
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COMMENT | Now that shit
posted by :
12/9/2006 1:23:39 PM
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is fucking funny.
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COMMENT | ..................
posted by :
12/9/2006 1:23:46 PM
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.....................................What? I was not expecting that.... That's very professional of her... so did Maiden get some of that cow's shit?
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COMMENT |
posted by :
12/9/2006 1:27:43 PM
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We should send her a box of broken Sabbath discs and several copies of her shitty new book ripped to shreds.... all covered in shit.
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posted by : IFH
12/9/2006 1:34:36 PM
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This woman never ceases to amaze me.
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COMMENT | Rainwound:
posted by : Edgecrusher
12/9/2006 1:35:17 PM
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You do realize that in order to send her ripped up copies of her book, you'd have to buy it first, right? She doesn't give a shit (pun intended) what you do with it once you buy it.
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COMMENT | ...
posted by :
12/9/2006 1:36:21 PM
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Must be a big box to fit Kelly in there.
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COMMENT | oh so sad...
posted by :
12/9/2006 1:42:02 PM
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how the truth hurts... your kids are fat and ugly...this post should go really really well....
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COMMENT | ^^^
posted by : jeffgq
12/9/2006 1:46:13 PM
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ACTUALLY, JACK IS IN SHAPE THESE DAYS
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COMMENT | Does she send...
posted by : I Poop Chocolate Pudding
12/9/2006 1:51:28 PM
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Does she send her own kids turds each time they're admitted to drug rehabs?
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COMMENT |
posted by :
12/9/2006 1:54:41 PM
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She's a sad excuse for a human being. I think everyone should get together and all send her shit.
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COMMENT |
posted by : necronomicon
12/9/2006 1:57:42 PM
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sharon sucks
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COMMENT | SEND YOUR BOXES OF SHIT TO...
posted by : FDH
12/9/2006 2:02:34 PM
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SHARON OSBOURNE
C/O Divine Records 9292 Civic Center Dr Beverly Hills, CA 90210-3714
BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!
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COMMENT |
posted by : Ms.Necrophilia
12/9/2006 2:11:12 PM
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I love how she's such a smart ass
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COMMENT | Freud
posted by :
12/9/2006 2:17:43 PM
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I just keep imagining what Sigmund Freud would have to say about such behavior. It is truly fascinating to note that some of the celeberties we obsess over would be given the developmental status of a three month baby by him ;)
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COMMENT | She did that in 1987
posted by :
12/9/2006 2:21:11 PM
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She apparently did that in 1987. Sent one to Tony Iommi when he was making the Sabbath Eternal Idol album.
Class. Real Class. Sigh.
Joe Siegler
www.black-sabbath.com
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COMMENT | WE NEED TO BAG THIS WENCH
posted by :
12/9/2006 2:21:28 PM
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First, talk to any psychologist, and they will tell you that acting upon a desire to humiliate others with feces or urine is an absolute tell-all symptom of sociopathy. Sociopaths lack genuine human emotions, and are instead motivated by animalistic drives. Ask any zookeeper why it is important to stay away from the chimp cages, and he will tell you that chimps throw feces at people they don't like. Sociopaths, like chimps, lack humanity, and have only urges.
Second, sociopaths, including Sharon Osbourne, have no genuine emotions. Why then did Sharon marry a man? FOR THE MONEY.
Third, why did Ozzy marry the wench? STUPIDITY.
Fourth, egging people is illegal in several ways, and mailing excrement is probably a federal crime as well as a state and local one.
Fifth, the next time that this silly wench does something like this, would the target of it be a man and prosecute her for it? Do the rest of us a favor.
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COMMENT | ^^^ Said Ozzy...
posted by :
12/9/2006 2:25:57 PM
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"But I...I... I was lonely."
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COMMENT |
posted by : Ten of Swords
12/9/2006 2:37:12 PM
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I cant believe randy rhodes banged sharon. That lady has no class.
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COMMENT | It's not hard to believe
posted by :
12/9/2006 2:40:45 PM
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Considering she signed the paychecks.
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COMMENT | how much you wanna bet....
posted by : dickhertzer
12/9/2006 2:44:11 PM
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if one of those unlucky souls possessing a box of osbourne shit decided to put it on ebay, that not only would the story be on blabbermouth, but it would also be referred to as a piece of rock & roll history. lmao. *crosses fingers in a horrible sharon osbourne death*
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COMMENT |
posted by : DahliaBlack
12/9/2006 2:48:22 PM
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you're gonna break the Black Sabbath cds because of Sharon? Are you fucking stupid, you don't destroy Sabbath cd's even if the world is ending. Tear that book to pieces, I don't care, but don't you touch those cd's :P
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COMMENT | What a horrid bitch.
posted by :
12/9/2006 2:49:17 PM
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Although I can't say I'm completely shocked. Her bullshit tactics are legendary, and this is just one more to add to the pile. I'm actually kind of surprised that she didn't cover the shit in dust from her clitoris, but I supposed its been licked clean by the thousands of bands looking to advance their careers.
A reprehensible and accursed bane on metal.
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COMMENT | ^
posted by : God Of Reptiles
12/9/2006 2:57:06 PM
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COMMENT | ...
posted by : ianthingamy
12/9/2006 1:36:21 PM
Must be a big box to fit Kelly in there.
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Touché!
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COMMENT | she must....
posted by : Lapdog1
12/9/2006 3:39:39 PM
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shit an awful lot, coz she got a lotta enemies!!
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COMMENT |
posted by : Dee67
12/9/2006 3:56:40 PM
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Kelly sure does have some large breasts
:)
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COMMENT |
posted by : Ten of Swords
12/9/2006 4:09:16 PM
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Maybe she has irritable bowel syndrome?
I mean she's disgusting, can you picture her fishing it out of the toilet and packaging it for the mail? ewwwwwwwwwwwww.
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COMMENT |
posted by : RiotAct666
12/9/2006 4:33:55 PM
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lol
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COMMENT | ---------------------
posted by : PikeChopsaw
12/9/2006 5:16:02 PM
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I'm surprised she hasn't sent any turds to the commenters of Blabbermouth because she sure as hell has a lot of enemies here.
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COMMENT |
posted by :
12/9/2006 7:24:23 PM
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Is that address correct? Because I have a package to send her way.
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COMMENT |
posted by : wajahat_k
12/9/2006 7:30:02 PM
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MAIDEN > Ozzy & co
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COMMENT |
posted by :
12/9/2006 8:30:48 PM
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She's a pig.
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COMMENT | well, she must have a huge pile saved up
posted by :
12/9/2006 9:21:48 PM
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of the last six or seven Ozzy releases. She probably just sends them out to clear up some space.
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COMMENT | Sharon I hope you will read this
posted by :
12/9/2006 9:26:15 PM
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You are a sad pathetic sorry excuse for a human being
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COMMENT | Merry Christmas
posted by :
12/9/2006 9:28:29 PM
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I wish I knew the address of her home! This would make a great gift idea: I'd first eat 20 Taco Bell tacos with some nice chili, and 5 ears of corn. Wash that down with a case of Schlitz...K? Wait awile, take an exsquisite hershy squirt dump in a box. Wrap it up with a pretty red bow on top. Send it to her.
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COMMENT |
posted by :
12/9/2006 10:34:44 PM
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To the guy who said I'd have to buy her book to rip it up and poop on it... no I wouldn't have to buy it first. I'm sure they are handing them out on street corners and the homeless are using them to build fires all around the world.
And the ozzy-fronted Sabbath completely sucks ass. Possibly the most overrated and untalented classic group of all time. Dio kicks ass though.
Sharon Osbourne isn't worth the stamps or the waste of a box to send her a turd. She isn't even TURDWORTHY! How's that feel?
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COMMENT |
posted by :
12/9/2006 11:01:37 PM
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someone please do the rest of us a favor and shoot her. preferably point blank with a 12 gauge, but i suppose any pain inflicted on her is better than nothing.
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COMMENT | what a bitch
posted by : JudasPriestUpYourAssMotherFucker
12/9/2006 11:09:40 PM
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I'd send it back.
And a copy of A Matter Of Life And Death with it too.
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COMMENT | To Bori
posted by : CarcPazu
12/10/2006 5:00:07 AM
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What amaze me the most is how hypocritical this website can be. This sort of news totally request an abusive, obscene, defamatory and threatening anwser. What kind of posts do you expect from the usual 13-18 years old readers when you let this kind of news show up on the Blabbermouth? How can one be polite and answer something meaningful when you totally bait them into it?
Anyway, if I could go back in time I would perform an abortion on her mom myself in order to save us those shitty news and let some place to real news about metal. I wouldn't have to do this if BBmouth would screen the shit for me.
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COMMENT | rotfl
posted by :
12/10/2006 5:03:18 AM
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psycho bitch! ;D
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COMMENT |
posted by :
12/10/2006 6:13:46 AM
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i cant believe you guys bag out the grandma of heavy metal. Yeah ok shes done a few bomb things latley like be a judge on x-factor and let her daugter into a recording studio, but really if it wasn't for her we wouldn't have ozzy and his kick-ass solo career, therefor he wouldn't have discovered Zakk Wylde and Black label society, and don't forget she was the genius behind the ozzfest tours that drove lollapoloza into the ground. That said, sharon rocks
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COMMENT | So what?
posted by : SlowlyWeRot87
12/10/2006 6:49:21 AM
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Whoever sent her the cancer rules.
Think we're due a repeat episode soon, with any luck.
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COMMENT | "I mean, I don't just do it to anybody. They have to have done something really bad."
posted by :
12/10/2006 8:47:20 AM
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To tell that your kids are fat is not a bad thing, is the truth.
What she did to IRON MAIDEN is a bad thing and a very stupid ignorance guided move.
IRON MAIDEN are the royalty in Metal, madame. Knees on the fllor for them. And a rotten egg for you.
How dissapointing is to know that this is Ozzy's wife.
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COMMENT | DIME FAN 3 must be his pussy licker
posted by :
12/10/2006 8:51:41 AM
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"...if it wasn't for her we wouldn't have ozzy and his kick-ass solo career, therefor he wouldn't have discovered Zakk Wylde and Black label society, and don't forget she was the genius behind the ozzfest tours that drove lollapoloza into the ground."
Ozzy solo carreer sucks.
Zakk Wilde can return to his cavern. Dont need his discovery.
Ozzfest and Lollapaloza are the most non music and money-driven festivals in the world. Awful.
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COMMENT |
posted by : gunnarcannibal
12/10/2006 10:32:27 AM
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her kids are fat.
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COMMENT |
posted by :
12/10/2006 10:51:58 AM
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i wonder if she is aware that everyone hates her.
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COMMENT | Sharon
posted by :
12/10/2006 11:13:48 AM
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Sharon was Queen of England in her past life.Better to send you turds than to be-head you or draw and quarter.
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COMMENT | Thanks Blabbers...
posted by :
12/10/2006 12:58:19 PM
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Is it me, or does anyone else notice that lately it seems that there has been no post-worthy news on this site? The one fun thing (to an extent) were the bashers, and now that has toned down. Maybe I'm just getting old, or maybe Blabbermouth is.
The article, and more so the posts, brought some of it back. Thanks.
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COMMENT |
posted by : wajahat_k
12/10/2006 7:00:17 PM
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HEy Dime_fan3
Gigantour & Wacken > Ozzfest & lollapalooza ANY FUCKING DAY!!!!!
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COMMENT |
posted by : nameless_savage
12/10/2006 7:56:21 PM
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she must be a Randy Orton fan.
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COMMENT | What's the problem?
posted by : ThunderKiss65
12/11/2006 8:05:18 PM
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I don't see why that journalist's comment pissed her off so much. Her kids are very fat and it is very unappealing.
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