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Black Metal Porn Directors Engage In War Of Words
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Shane Bugbee, an actual priest in the Church Of Satan who wrote and directed "Club Satan: The Witches' Sabbath", which is being touted as "the first-ever Satanic porn," has released the following statement: "The director of the second 'first' Satanic black metal porn, 'Phallusifer', recently appeared on a comedy radio show and attacked my film, 'Club Satan: The Witches' Sabbath'. The director of the amateur porn is quoted as saying, 'After we announced our film, a week later some american dude announced his first Satanic porn film trying to capitalize on our promotion.' "It's quite the contrary — that joke of a porn, 'Phallusifer', was rushed into production just to ride the coattails of 'Club Satan: The Witches' Sabbath' — the first and BEST true Satanic metal porn. A film featuring an actual Satanic black mass and starring black metal legends DARK FUNERAL as the Devil's Disciples. "Fuck being the FIRST — who cares? What about striving to be the BEST and having PRIDE in your art? Is that TOO Satanic? 'Club Satan: The Witches' Sabbath' is a porn collaboration between professional pornographers and die-hard metal heads. "Remember, 'Phallusifer' is the same porn that is produced by kids not willing to put their names on it... since when did black metallers have such fear in their hearts? Not having the balls to add your own name to your art is a total pussy move and a great reason to be skeptical. Even worse, the lack of effort put into 'Phallusifer' is obvious; their production quality is zero. That 'Spinal Tap' version of my film is an embarrassment to the true Satanic warriors who are dedicated to giving their fans the BEST BLASPHEMOUS PORN! Our devotion to quality and art shows as we've included a CD soundtrack FREE with each DVD purchased. We're so proud of what we have done we have NO PROBLEM adding our names to our art! "Don't follow — look into it yourself, look at the sites, look at the trailers. You be the judge. If you're not blind, I think you'll see who spent more time, money and effort to give the BEST! I think you'll also see who's milking their fans of every last dime by offering them hype over substance. We don't dabble in the Black Arts — WE ARE THE BLACK ARTS! "DEATH TO FALSE PORN!" "Club Satan: The Witches Sabbath" teaser trailers are available at this location.
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COMMENT | first post bitches
posted by :
3/16/2007 10:22:53 AM
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WHO THE FUCK CARES?!
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COMMENT |
posted by : Dr Doom
3/16/2007 10:23:50 AM
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FRED DURST's sex tape >>>> BLACK METAL PORN
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COMMENT |
posted by : V Empire
3/16/2007 10:25:26 AM
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uh oh uh oh.....
ITS ON.
porn fight! Porn fight!
THis keeps gettign funnier. What a bunch of pseudo intellectual asshole.
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COMMENT |
posted by :
3/16/2007 10:26:42 AM
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I hope these guys fail. How dare they bash blabbermouthers!
They suck and Satan Porn is the dumbest idea I have ever heard.
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COMMENT |
posted by :
3/16/2007 10:27:57 AM
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I come to Blabbermouth for the latest in Satanic porn news. I hope later today we will get the latest dildo reviews.
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COMMENT | PLEASE STOP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
posted by : Steve Guttenberg
3/16/2007 10:32:13 AM
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Enough already with the porn/black metal/ who gives a rats ass
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COMMENT |
posted by : hellbanger666
3/16/2007 10:36:25 AM
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"I come to Blabbermouth for the latest in Satanic porn news."
lol
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COMMENT | isn't it redundant?
posted by : blueshirt
3/16/2007 10:40:23 AM
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Satanic porn? Is there another kind?
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COMMENT | THIS IS GETTING WAY OLD
posted by : T-Boner.com
3/16/2007 10:45:50 AM
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F*KK THIS STUFF AND BRING THE AXL NEWS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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COMMENT |
posted by : Silly Person
3/16/2007 10:48:00 AM
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porn satanic movies are made since the 60's !!!!!!!!! The pioneer was probably director Coffin Joe
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COMMENT |
posted by : kornholio
3/16/2007 10:49:12 AM
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it's always the pussy isn't it, that makes grown men act like 13 year old hot topic metal poseurs.
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COMMENT | The Heck with all this losers
posted by :
3/16/2007 10:51:18 AM
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All I see is a couple of guys whining to be the BEST satanist-porn-movie-maker, porn is porn, is just there for us to have the "pleasure" of watching girls get totally screwed up and having those "yeah, baby, I love it" eyes. I do not see how that and black metal relate at all, and I like black metal a lot. To the black metallers, do what you do, your own thing, that is, make the best black metal music you can, and then some. All this only seem like they are not having good incomes on their music alone, and are trying to have a little extra cash, or are trying to get some media attention, which is exactly what they are getting.
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COMMENT |
posted by : MadnessReigns
3/16/2007 10:52:11 AM
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"since when did black metallers have such fear in their hearts? Not having the balls to add your own name to your art is a total pussy move and a great reason to be skeptical."
I thought the black metallers were the ones that always made up fake names anyway; am I missing something?
Or did he mean "add your own [bullshit candy-ass fake evil viking sounding] name to your art"?
Plus, I thought everyone in porn used a fake name anyway?
Is he pissed they didn't give their fake evil black metal name, or their fake porno name, or did they just not give any name?
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COMMENT |
posted by :
3/16/2007 10:53:35 AM
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As good of an idea as satanic porn is, both this roleplaying little hippie geek and his buddy are clearly concerned about anything BUT their art.
They spend 1 day recording a porn and 100 trying to get more news on Blabbermouth. Impressive! Since when is satanism about peddling to the lowest common denominator?
This guy isn't channelling satan, he's channelling the porn industry. Plain and simple.
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COMMENT | "since when did black metallers have such fear in their hearts?"
posted by : Porcus
3/16/2007 10:54:04 AM
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Right, there is absolutely no black metal musician having ever performed under a pseudonym? Gotta be kidding.
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COMMENT | ...
posted by :
3/16/2007 10:57:44 AM
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Satanic Black Metal porn? That's the stupidest idea I've EVER heard. Has anyone actually SEEN what these people look like, without their Corpsepaint? Do we WANT to? D:
Seriously... what the hell (no pun intended)?
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posted by :
3/16/2007 10:59:27 AM
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This is the funniest thing I have read in a while.
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posted by :
3/16/2007 11:06:13 AM
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who does this guy think he is? Joey DeMaio?
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COMMENT | Death to false porn?
posted by :
3/16/2007 11:09:34 AM
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fukins fukin. Black Metal reminds me of when I was a little kid living in a fanasty world. These people are gonna look back and laugh at themselves in 30 years from now.
FAT CATHOLIC GIRLS>BLACK METAL PORN
TYPE O NEGATIVE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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COMMENT |
posted by : En_Gris
3/16/2007 11:10:11 AM
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"DEATH TO FALSE PORN!" - lol, that's hilarious. Dont really give a shit about either of these flicks though.
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COMMENT | ...
posted by :
3/16/2007 11:14:16 AM
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Did that guy just call porn "art"?
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COMMENT | I'm gonna drink beer tonight
posted by :
3/16/2007 11:16:35 AM
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beer rules
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COMMENT |
posted by :
3/16/2007 11:22:24 AM
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Gay Art Porn is better than Black Metal Porn.
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COMMENT | DEATH TO FALSE PORN!!!
posted by : fergrhtght6789
3/16/2007 11:36:53 AM
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LOL !!!!!!!
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COMMENT | Enough wit this sh*t
posted by :
3/16/2007 11:42:09 AM
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god damn this is f***ing retarded i wonder if these idiots do realize that fighting over their sh*tty porn movies is just as pointless as their lives
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COMMENT |
posted by : RiotAct666
3/16/2007 12:05:15 PM
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I like Porn But with a smooth bass and sax just like in the 70's
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COMMENT | !!!!!!!!!!!!!!
posted by : METALHEP
3/16/2007 12:14:03 PM
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Screw this satan porn crap and bring on the axl bashing......
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COMMENT | Well, I still say....
posted by :
3/16/2007 12:41:44 PM
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Black metal guys are sexy. The only thing I'd change is the guy should wear his corpsepaint and maybe some spiked gauntlets...
Maybe someone could make a small spiked gauntlet for his PP.
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COMMENT | Dammit
posted by :
3/16/2007 12:49:03 PM
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I like Dark Funeral im really disappointed as the black metal scene has turned into a joke and the bands get more stupid by the minute why did this guy have to do it and why won't he piss off.
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COMMENT | Two Thumbs Down
posted by : Emannikcufesin
3/16/2007 12:55:05 PM
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Just watched the teaser trailer and the 7 Green Screen videos for Club Satan. Wow, what crap. I have no interest in this at all now. Could a trailer for a porno being any worse?! I didn't think it was possible.
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COMMENT | Finally, a real artist emerges
posted by : FAILURE
3/16/2007 12:56:30 PM
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"DEATH TO FALSE PORN!"
Umm-what??? If you take porn that seriously, you've got a serious problem, buddy. That guy actually thinks he's bringing integrity into the porn industry?
"Our devotion to quality and art shows as we've included a CD soundtrack FREE with each DVD purchased"
Art? LOL! There is absolutely no art involved with porn.
Wow, this guy knows how to put a camera on a tri-pod, and push the "record" button while 2 losers bang the crap out of each other.
What an artist!
What a fucking visionary!
And he even gives a free cd with the video just to show how dedicated to the arts he is.
What a dirtbag.
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COMMENT |
posted by : MadnessReigns
3/16/2007 1:34:39 PM
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"They spend 1 day recording a porn and 100 trying to get more news on Blabbermouth."
How long before we see the next Blabbermouth story entitled "Black Metal Porn Director Slams Blabbermouth Detractors"?
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COMMENT | hahaha
posted by : Strange
3/16/2007 1:41:01 PM
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I don't know if this is so sad it's funny or so funny it's sad.
Hey ladies, you're both fucking retarded.
Now why don't you run along and go burn a church or something.
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COMMENT | hahah
posted by :
3/16/2007 1:49:10 PM
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This is halarious, black metal/satanic porn. This is a joke, and should not take the time and space of blabbermouth.net. It's not even news at all. Who cares, stay with all them satanic retards.
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COMMENT |
posted by : snipershot
3/16/2007 1:52:19 PM
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"since when did black metallers have such fear in their hearts? Not having the balls to add your own name to your art is a total pussy move and a great reason to be skeptical."
Since day 1. I guess Hellhemmer, Dead, Necrobutcher, Cronos, Maniac, Quorthon, etc., etc. are all real names that was given to them by their parents.
Keep shooting yourself in the foot dumb ass. Is this a joke to try and get the posters on here in an uproar? Next!
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COMMENT | Shane Bugbee
posted by :
3/16/2007 1:56:05 PM
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You know, don't confuse 'porn' and 'art'. If it's art it's art. Pornography is not a genre. Perhaps you should use the word 'erotica' instead? Erotica has an artistic goal, while porn is just rough fuck-flicks. No matter what, all movies with sexual content suck ass and does nothing for a mature human being. It's degrading to the viewer since it takes us back to our primitive states of mind. I'm sure you will get your share of cash from pimplefaced computer nerds, but don't call it art cause it only makes you look stupid.
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COMMENT | Shane Bugbee
posted by : Bad-News-Brown
3/16/2007 2:14:16 PM
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Frankly, if you sucked anymore you would inhale your own d***.
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COMMENT | WTF???
posted by : Some_Person
3/16/2007 2:23:55 PM
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"Death to false porn"?
"Death to false Metal"
Morons. Pathetic morons.
It's a pornography store, I was buying pornography.
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COMMENT |
posted by : Devecuna
3/16/2007 2:44:09 PM
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Hello all,
I am the director of the first Brutal Melodic Symphonic Gothic Industrial Power Death Metal porn flick.
Female-fronted, if ya know what I mean ;)
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COMMENT | NO MORE 'BLACK METAL PORN' NEWS, PLEASE!
posted by : sheev3
3/16/2007 3:36:42 PM
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COMMENT | Could this movie be any more unappealing?
posted by : FAILURE
3/16/2007 4:53:46 PM
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Mixing Black Metal with satanic porn?
Sounds like the un-sexiest movie ever made. If the goal is to make me lose my appetite for the next week...mission accomplished!
What's next, are they gonna mix "bum fights" with satanic porn?
Or how about making a gang-bang video with "faces of death" clips playing on a big screen tv in the background?
Now you're looking at some serious art.
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COMMENT | This very well...
posted by :
3/16/2007 4:54:16 PM
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...MAY be superior to 'Phallusifer', but in the same way that dog shit is superiour to horse shit. I think you can see the point I'm trying to make.
I find it hard to believe this ass-clown is a member of the Church Of Satan, with all his notions of a 'Satanic Brotherhood'. It would behoove him to read the essays by Magus Gilmore or Michael Rose on the subject. And as far as the "Slamming Blabbermouth Detractors", isn't there something along the lines of 'Don't subject yourself to what you don't need to' he's missing out on?
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COMMENT | uh...
posted by :
3/16/2007 5:05:27 PM
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"since when did black metallers have such fear in their hearts? Not having the balls to add your own name to your art is a total pussy move and a great reason to be skeptical" - Every Black Metal Album... ever.
Lol.. Death to False Porn -- good shit
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COMMENT |
posted by : Big Black Kangaroo
3/16/2007 7:03:56 PM
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"Fuck being the FIRST — who cares?"
Take note, blabberfucks. :-)
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COMMENT |
posted by :
3/16/2007 7:52:00 PM
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this is big news...no wait a minute this is huge news....no wait a minute...no it isnt
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COMMENT |
posted by : gobbyblah
3/16/2007 7:57:33 PM
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Yeah, but... its still boobs.
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COMMENT | They have done the UNBELIEVABLE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
posted by : Hawkwinder
3/16/2007 8:09:17 PM
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As stupid as these guys are, you've got to hand it to them. Yes. They have made Metallica look good.
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COMMENT |
posted by :
3/16/2007 8:25:02 PM
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Hail satan and porn. A match made in hell. Who cares who came up with it first. Just bring on the sick and perverted satanic sex and quit the childish bickering.
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posted by :
3/16/2007 8:45:22 PM
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They must be paying blabbermouth to promote this. This is so stupid and cliche.
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COMMENT |
posted by : Munger
3/16/2007 10:25:38 PM
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Watch a bloke blow his bags to Cookie Monster music. Ridiculous.
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COMMENT | ^^^^
posted by : shawnlanewasgawd
3/16/2007 11:54:57 PM
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what he said
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COMMENT | Call me old-fashioned...
posted by :
3/17/2007 12:08:01 AM
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...but as far as porn goes, I'm into seeing a good looking chick getting deep-dicked to the sound of a wah-wah pedal. The biggest mistake that both these 'films' made was thinking that if the folks here at B-Mouth are into hard rock or metal, we MUST be itchin' to climb aboard the shit, piss, vomit and Satan train. Better luck next time, fellas.
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COMMENT | Not that it matters much...
posted by : Dichatomy
3/17/2007 1:52:00 AM
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Shane, do your homework.
Phallusifer came first. They were working on early it last year and seeking distribution.
Frankly, I think the idea is lame, no matter what name you give it or how "satanic" or "evil" it is.
But at least get it right.
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COMMENT |
posted by : burns1059
3/17/2007 8:04:49 PM
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These guys are fucked
NP Sandblasted Skin
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COMMENT |
posted by : Lettuce Prey
3/19/2007 3:20:00 AM
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BEST BLASPHEMOUS PORN<<<<
Well, now this is just all one could hope for isn't it??
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