 |
|
METALLICA Guitarist Says His Pet Dog Was Penetrated By Next-Door Neighbor
- July 12, 2007
|
|
|
As a child of 11, guitarist Kirk Hammett watched in horror as his pet dog Tippy was penetrated by the guy next door. That's just one of many jaw-dropping facts we learn about ultimate rock monsters METALLICA in the new issue of British magazine Q.
Hammett explains: "I went to my neighbor's. The guy took down his pants and started having sex with the dog! I didn't know whether to laugh or cry. When he got up, I just took the dog and left. She was still wagging her tail."
Other key revelations include frontman James Hetfield's jealousy over Hammett and drummer Lars Ulrich's massive consumption of cocaine. "I did not like being around them when they were on that stuff," says the singer. "I resented the closeness they had through their drug use."
What Hetfield and Ulrich did share, though, was their love of groupies.
"Those guys really went for it," recalls bassist Jason Newsted. "Lars would probably be the king as far as that crazy promiscuity goes. Blowjobs under the stage during the bass solo, that kind of stuff."
|
|
 |
|
To report any abusive, obscene, defamatory, racist, homophobic or
threatening comments, or anything that may violate any applicable laws,
please send an e-mail to bmouth@bellatlantic.net
with pertinent details.
Anyone posting such material will be immediately and permanently banned. IP
addresses are recorded to aid us in enforcing these conditions.
|
|
 |
COMMENT | wtf?
posted by :
7/12/2007 6:44:23 AM
|
 |
|
|
thats all i have to say about that
|
|
|
|
|
COMMENT |
posted by :
7/12/2007 6:48:13 AM
|
|
|
|
loool
|
|
|
|
|
COMMENT |
posted by : Mr 666
7/12/2007 6:51:06 AM
|
|
|
|
Whatever...the other new song sux ass!
|
|
|
|
|
COMMENT | DR ROCKSO
posted by : ScortoftheNort
7/12/2007 7:03:42 AM
|
|
|
|
I DO COCAINE
|
|
|
|
|
COMMENT | METALLICA Guitarist Says His Pet Dog Was Penetrated By
posted by :
7/12/2007 7:06:32 AM
|
|
|
|
Blabbering*On/spooky1.
|
|
|
|
|
COMMENT | Im a rock n roll clown!
posted by :
7/12/2007 7:08:55 AM
|
|
|
|
Beasteology kix ass!!!!!!!!
|
|
|
|
|
COMMENT | It goes to show...
posted by :
7/12/2007 7:16:03 AM
|
|
|
|
That the world is right about San Francisco.
I won't comment any further,I'll get banned again...
|
|
|
|
|
COMMENT | nice.
posted by : Metal Gimp
7/12/2007 7:17:44 AM
|
|
|
|
Glad he turned out ok after watching that.
|
|
|
|
|
COMMENT |
posted by :
7/12/2007 7:21:58 AM
|
|
|
|
Best. Blabbermouth. Article. EVER.
|
|
|
|
|
COMMENT | The BEST part of this article is:
posted by :
7/12/2007 7:22:19 AM
|
|
|
|
bassist Jason Newsted...
AND THAT'S THE WAY THAT IT SHOULD BE!!!
|
|
|
|
|
COMMENT | Kirk's neighbour..
posted by : ionlikealion
7/12/2007 7:23:43 AM
|
|
|
|
was he called Dave Mustaine?
|
|
|
|
|
COMMENT | ?
posted by :
7/12/2007 7:24:31 AM
|
|
|
|
how did Q manage to dig up so much dirt in one lil' article?
and if someone humped my dog, I wouldn't be laughing or crying, I'd be ass kicking.
|
|
|
|
|
COMMENT |
posted by :
7/12/2007 7:30:03 AM
|
|
|
|
headline of the year!
|
|
|
|
|
COMMENT | LMAO!!
posted by :
7/12/2007 7:39:12 AM
|
|
|
|
has Newsted recovered from his fake injury!?:P
|
|
|
|
|
COMMENT |
posted by : Dee67
7/12/2007 7:51:50 AM
|
|
|
|
Is this April 1st or something?
|
|
|
|
|
COMMENT | wtf #2
posted by :
7/12/2007 8:08:54 AM
|
|
|
|
is this news?
|
|
|
|
|
COMMENT | uuuh
posted by : Nigerian Runner
7/12/2007 8:09:48 AM
|
|
|
|
The cocaine and groupie stories are old news...over 15 yrs old! Are they trying to create rock 'n roll controversy now that they've spent 5 plus years establishing themselves as a sober, therapy-receiving band of pseudo-gentlemen?
|
|
|
|
|
COMMENT | Lars gave blowjobs under the stage during the bass solo??!!??
posted by :
7/12/2007 8:12:36 AM
|
|
|
|
That dirty dog...
|
|
|
|
|
COMMENT |
posted by :
7/12/2007 8:14:25 AM
|
|
|
|
Hold it.
He watched his dog get boned as a kid and now he doesn't like groupies? What conclusion are we to draw from this article?
|
|
|
|
|
COMMENT |
posted by :
7/12/2007 8:17:35 AM
|
|
|
|
So this guy just did it with a dog in front of a 11 year old boy?
Either this is total bullshit or that was just one sick guy and he is in Jail right about now.
|
|
|
|
|
COMMENT | Kirk
posted by : Kissfan77
7/12/2007 8:31:36 AM
|
|
|
|
One story you should share with people his sex jokes...your own Sex life is under scrutiny...that's just gross.
|
|
|
|
|
COMMENT | mr. hammett
posted by : fueledbyfailure
7/12/2007 8:32:43 AM
|
|
|
|
any chance the dog was you? that would make a lot more sense...
|
|
|
|
|
COMMENT |
posted by :
7/12/2007 8:39:58 AM
|
|
|
|
I feel dumber for reading this.
This IS pointless dribble.....
|
|
|
|
|
COMMENT | Sixty-seventh post m'fuppers!
posted by :
7/12/2007 8:46:52 AM
|
|
|
|
If ever there was a hater-bating post then this is the one.
|
|
|
|
|
COMMENT |
posted by : Skanna
7/12/2007 8:52:30 AM
|
|
|
|
It was Phil the psychologist.
|
|
|
|
|
COMMENT | in other news
posted by :
7/12/2007 8:55:33 AM
|
|
|
|
Paul Stanley has just revealed his latest dog shit of a painting for some gullible sucker to pay 75 grand for, accompanied by the usual pseudo-philosophical claptrap explaining "what it all means".......
btw the bass run in 'Metalshock'=Newsted at his finest
|
|
|
|
|
COMMENT | Fixed.
posted by :
7/12/2007 9:01:23 AM
|
|
|
|
As a man of 31, guitarist Kirk Hammett watched in bored fashion as he was penetrated by the guy next door. That's just one of many obvious facts we learn about now mediocre cash generators METALLICA in the typically gay and weak issue of British magazine Q.
Hammett explains: "I went to my neighbor's. The guy took down his pants and started having sex with me. Big deal. I didn't need to laugh or cry, it was just old hat. When he got up, I just took my 'tallica keychain off the ground and left."
Other key revelations include frontman James Hetfield's jealousy over Hammett and drummer Lars Ulrich's massive consumption of Dungeons and Dragons. "I did not like being around them when they were playign that stupid shit," says the singer. "I resented their existence and should have killed them both."
What Hetfield and Ulrich did share, though, was their love of children.
"Those guys really went for it," recalls bassist Jason Newsted. "Lars would probably be the king as far as that crazy kid stuff goes. Blowjobs under the stage during the bass solo, that kind of stuff."
|
|
|
|
|
COMMENT |
posted by : everyonesacritic
7/12/2007 9:10:49 AM
|
|
|
|
I didn't need to know this.
|
|
|
|
|
COMMENT | ^^^^^^
posted by : Metal Gimp
7/12/2007 9:11:30 AM
|
|
|
|
LMAO!
hahahahahahahahaa! awesome man.
|
|
|
|
|
COMMENT | LOL!
posted by : nosurrender
7/12/2007 9:11:33 AM
|
|
|
|
this is the best headline here. ever. FOR EVER.
|
|
|
|
|
COMMENT | .
posted by : Mister Groping
7/12/2007 9:22:29 AM
|
|
|
|
"Lars would probably be the king as far as that crazy promiscuity goes. Blowjobs under the stage during the bass solo, that kind of stuff."
The thought of little Lars standing there with his cock out just wants to make me hurl.
Well, see for yourself.... http://www.rosshalfin.co.uk/metallica/metallica-colour274.html
|
|
|
|
|
COMMENT |
posted by :
7/12/2007 9:34:33 AM
|
|
|
|
Best article ever! And the fact the dog loved it is even better.
|
|
|
|
|
COMMENT | Mister Groping
posted by :
7/12/2007 9:35:51 AM
|
|
|
|
Is that Iron Maiden's Steve Harris standing next to Lars? With a big, silly grin on his face?! I'll never listen to 'Powerslave' again!
|
|
|
|
|
COMMENT | hahaha
posted by : Hardcore666
7/12/2007 9:43:03 AM
|
|
|
|
hilarious!!!!!!!!!!!
|
|
|
|
|
COMMENT |
posted by :
7/12/2007 9:51:39 AM
|
|
|
|
OMG!
I don't even have a joke for this.
I did like Rubin Barefoot's comment about the ass kicking though.
"and if someone humped my dog, I wouldn't be laughing or crying, I'd be ass kicking."
|
|
|
|
|
COMMENT |
posted by :
7/12/2007 9:53:41 AM
|
|
|
|
How could anyone hang around Lars when he's all coked up?
I'd fuckin have to kill that guy!
|
|
|
|
|
COMMENT |
posted by : Mordack-
7/12/2007 10:09:40 AM
|
|
|
|
This is ancient news, we've known this for years...
|
|
|
|
|
COMMENT |
posted by : lurid
7/12/2007 10:10:14 AM
|
|
|
|
frontman James Hetfield's jealousy over Hammett "
WTF??? Hetfield can play guitar!
++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++
dude, pay attention to what you are reading, that is so annoying when you guys do this. jealousy over the relationship lars and kirk had when doing blow is what it said, more or less, god, go back to school and learn some things
|
|
|
|
|
COMMENT | hahaha
posted by :
7/12/2007 10:12:41 AM
|
|
|
|
he shanked that doggie ass and she looved it. This has to be the funniest shit ever!
|
|
|
|
|
COMMENT |
posted by :
7/12/2007 10:14:56 AM
|
|
|
|
Maybe the bitch deserved it.
|
|
|
|
|
COMMENT |
posted by :
7/12/2007 10:17:07 AM
|
|
|
|
Man, I'm glad all the drugs are well behind 'em now. And why the fuck did B'Mouth feel the need to include the dog fucking in the headline? Can't wait to read the article!
|
|
|
|
|
COMMENT |
posted by :
7/12/2007 10:18:34 AM
|
|
|
|
This is shit from the Playboy interview years ago.
Still some funny comments on here though.
|
|
|
|
|
COMMENT |
posted by :
7/12/2007 10:44:45 AM
|
|
|
|
Notice how Kirk is checking out Lars in that pic from Mr. Gropings post.
|
|
|
|
|
COMMENT |
posted by : markdr
7/12/2007 10:46:14 AM
|
|
|
|
I heard the Kirk dog story before.
Is the Lars BJ thing the 'sex addiction' the front cover was talking about?
|
|
|
|
|
COMMENT |
posted by : madeinquebec
7/12/2007 10:57:11 AM
|
|
|
|
Jason: "Blowjobs under the stage during the bass solo, that kind of stuff"
Um, Jason, how do you know if you're fucking playing a bass solo?
|
|
|
|
|
COMMENT | MetalBeer666 & DESERTPLAINS
posted by :
7/12/2007 11:03:05 AM
|
|
|
|
truly hillarious! p.s. why did some morbid curiosity lead me to check that lars pic out???
agggggggggrrrrrrrrhhhhhhh
|
|
|
|
|
COMMENT |
posted by :
7/12/2007 11:24:59 AM
|
|
|
|
kirk must have told this story a hundred times since metallica got big.
this is not news
|
|
|
|
|
COMMENT | Ain't My Bitch
posted by :
7/12/2007 11:41:02 AM
|
|
|
|
Maybe Kirk was jealous.
|
|
|
|
|
COMMENT | WTF?
posted by :
7/12/2007 12:09:04 PM
|
|
|
|
I feel bad for Kirk, but I feel worse for the dog!!!
|
|
|
|
|
COMMENT |
posted by : Ms.Necrophilia
7/12/2007 12:20:02 PM
|
|
|
|
Holy god....that's just kinda fucked up....no, really fucked up. Why didn't he run away? He just stood and watched!
|
|
|
|
|
COMMENT | RIP
posted by : thomas cargo
7/12/2007 12:25:08 PM
|
|
|
|
Rest in peace metallica your days of being on top are over! It's time tp pass the tourch so to speak. Ever since cliff died your band has sufferd so why don't you throw in the towel !! You will never be able to capture what you had back when cliff was alive so maybe it's time retire and look for new projects to be involved in! After load ,and reload ,and st anger we just can't take anymore new records please!!
|
|
|
|
|
COMMENT |
posted by : Den Dennis
7/12/2007 12:26:54 PM
|
|
|
|
Lars would yell "MONSTER RAIN" and him and kirk would run under the stage and blow each other
|
|
|
|
|
COMMENT | Further proof that
posted by :
7/12/2007 12:31:03 PM
|
|
|
|
Metallica = dead since '91.
As if you needed any more.
plur
p.s. DESERTPLAINS for the win! Hahahahahahahahahaha...
|
|
|
|
|
COMMENT | ...
posted by :
7/12/2007 12:40:42 PM
|
|
|
|
what they didnt mention, was that during the bass solo, Lars and Kirk would blow each other....James would watch and maybe yell a few OHH YAAAAUUHHs! at them
|
|
|
|
|
COMMENT |
posted by :
7/12/2007 1:23:09 PM
|
|
|
|
Anyone got a link to scans for this issue...? Thx
|
|
|
|
|
COMMENT | Metallica sucks
posted by :
7/12/2007 1:34:00 PM
|
|
|
|
His next door neighbor is Al Gore.
|
|
|
|
|
COMMENT | HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAAAAAAAAAAA
posted by : SLAYTANIC WAR RABBIT
7/12/2007 1:36:42 PM
|
|
|
|
ALMOST SPIT COFFEE ALL OVER THE MONITOR WHEN I READ THAT. THIS EXPLAINS ALOT ABOUT KIRK. I HEREBY RETRACT ALL THE COMMENTS I'VE SAID ABOUT HIM.
|
|
|
|
|
COMMENT | any news on jason newsted?
posted by :
7/12/2007 1:58:03 PM
|
|
|
|
SERIOUSLY FOLKS, HAS ANYBODY HEARD IF JASON IS EVEN ALIVE??? no jokes about supernova, i really do want to know.
|
|
|
|
|
COMMENT |
posted by :
7/12/2007 2:30:13 PM
|
|
|
|
Props lars
|
|
|
|
|
COMMENT | UMMM
posted by :
7/12/2007 3:31:42 PM
|
|
|
|
Yeah, so Metallica's not quite as big as they were almost 20 years ago.....do you realize how many fans they still have?? I guarantee you that it's more than just about any band ever posted about on this site. They're rich because they worked for it, not because they sold out. Sold out to most B-Mouthers means that they quit playing just THRASH, and cut their hair, and, OMG, they CHANGED!!! NO!!! Get over it. Bands change. People change. All you 15 or 16 yo kids on here will have a totally different outlook on life and music ten years from now. I'm so sick of hearing people bash Metallica. I'm sure they could give a shit less, because there's AT LEAST 10 or 20 fans for every 1 basher on here that loves 'em for who they are, were, and always will be: THE KINGS. Say whatever the fuck you want to. You know it's true.
|
|
|
|
|
COMMENT |
posted by : RiotAct666
7/12/2007 3:33:47 PM
|
|
|
|
COMMENT | WTF?
posted by : nategraf
7/12/2007 12:09:04 PM
I feel bad for Kirk, but I feel worse for the dog!!!
I'll second that.
|
|
|
|
|
COMMENT | actually....
posted by :
7/12/2007 6:14:12 PM
|
|
|
|
its YOU that sounds like the teenage girl getting all huffy and defensive about people knockin Metallica. The bashers are just speaking their mind just like anyone else. They cant help it that your favorite band sucks.
|
|
|
|
|
COMMENT | I KNEW IT
posted by :
7/12/2007 6:23:32 PM
|
|
|
|
I knew that comment would get a few dumb ass comments on here. LOL. I'm not mad at anyone for expressing their feelings. Metallica does suck now compared to before, but that doesn't change their status in history. The comparison was JUST a comparison. People have their own opinions, and I respect that. I just don't think it's cool to say they're washed up, or has-beens. They've experienced a lapse in good musical judgement. They'll be back in tip-top shape soon. Like George Michaels said, "ya gotta have faith". HA HA. Let the dumbshit comments BEGIN!!
|
|
|
|
|
COMMENT | ....
posted by : My Godless Endeavor
7/12/2007 7:21:24 PM
|
|
|
|
Kirk was later penetrated by James
|
|
|
|
|
COMMENT | My Godless Endeavor ^^^^^
posted by : krek
7/12/2007 10:20:39 PM
|
|
|
|
"... I just took the dog and left. She was still wagging her tail."
Kirk was later penetrated by his dog.
|
|
|
|
|
COMMENT | "Blowjobs under the stage during the bass solo, that kind of stuff."
posted by :
7/13/2007 1:52:14 AM
|
|
|
|
It's just so rocker-life.
|
|
|
|
|
COMMENT | Mister Groping
posted by : fullshredd
7/13/2007 5:25:01 AM
|
|
|
|
That photo is f*cking hilarious
Lars just standing there with his tiny little dick and Kirk staring at it and smiling....
creeeeepy.
|
|
|
|
|
COMMENT | OMG
posted by :
7/13/2007 7:05:49 AM
|
|
|
|
Little Lars has such a little dick!
|
|
|
|
|
COMMENT | FACT
posted by :
7/13/2007 9:00:21 AM
|
|
|
|
Blabbermouthers are quite possibly the most Un-educated schmucks on this planet.
|
|
|
|
