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MANOWAR: 'Warrior's Shield' Condom Now Available
- Dec. 17, 2007
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MANOWAR's official web site has been updated with the following message: " MANOWAR fans have requested a special piece of merchandise from their favourite metal band. MANOWAR has heard these requests and delivered. The new Manowar condoms are the perfect romantic accessory for all true metal couples. Whether you are looking to spice things up in the bedroom or meet somebody new after the show, MANOWAR condoms will do the trick. Now, you are ready for any chance meetings that turn into unexpected friendships. "This special 'Warrior's Shield' is made of 100% natural rubber latex and transparent in colour. All condoms are FDA-approved against pregnancy, AIDS and other STDs. Expiration date, lot numbers and health advisories printed on the back of each condom. "The 'Warrior's Shield' is individually packaged with the white MANOWAR logo emblazoned on the package. The 'Warrior's Shield' is sold five (5) condoms per bag. " MANOWAR condoms now available at the Kingdom Of Steel online store, just in time for the holidays! "Now you can not only say 'Fuck the world,' you can do it as well." Visit the The Kingdom Of Steel online store at this location. MANOWAR fans captured before "fucking the world" at Germany's Magic Circle Festival this past summer:
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COMMENT | Really?!?
posted by : metaltrigz
12/17/2007 6:02:16 PM
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You've to be fucking kidding. Now they're going into Kiss territory.
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COMMENT | this is friggin' hilarious
posted by :
12/17/2007 6:04:39 PM
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it's too perfect
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COMMENT |
posted by :
12/17/2007 6:05:06 PM
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and dont forget the lube guys
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COMMENT |
posted by :
12/17/2007 6:07:49 PM
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:| douchebags.
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COMMENT | Next
posted by : Fani Dilth
12/17/2007 6:10:39 PM
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Rubbers and Swords and Furry Boots. Oh my...
What happens when this special after show friendships takes an unexpected turn and the female wants to leave the he-man Manowar Fan.
The Manowar Warrior goes back to the official Manowar gear site where he purchased the shield and buys the official Manowar Chastity belt.
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COMMENT | ^^ I can see them doing that
posted by : The Duke of Hurl
12/17/2007 6:19:28 PM
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A 'one-size-fits-all' Manowar Metal Love Kit -
Furry boots,
Hollow plastic sword
His and Hers Loincloths
Sweaty Warrior Body Lube
and of course..
Manowar Rubbers..
What a freakin' joke this band is. And people still eat this shit up.
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COMMENT |
posted by :
12/17/2007 6:26:23 PM
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Apparently we can't say anything homophobic on here so I'd like to be right on and say how wonderful it is to see a band be considerate in offering condoms to those fans wanting to share there love of Manowar with there Partners. :p Metal up your ass indeed! lol lmao
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COMMENT | I am a fan
posted by :
12/17/2007 6:27:04 PM
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but this is rediculous.
No wonder Manowar gets so much shit from people.
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COMMENT | mmmm
posted by : fueledbyfailure
12/17/2007 6:28:35 PM
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as if manowar wasn't gay enough already... wow
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COMMENT | Oh hell yeah!
posted by : Metal Bubba
12/17/2007 6:32:49 PM
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Fuckin' awesome. I just ordered a week's supply. 6 boxes.
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COMMENT |
posted by : Storm King
12/17/2007 6:32:53 PM
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Oh good fucking lord...
Wait.
How'd Manowar beat Gene Simmons to this idea? Or does Kiss have condoms too?
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COMMENT | ^^ Where you been?
posted by : The Duke of Hurl
12/17/2007 6:37:24 PM
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I got my KISS condoms 6 years ago.
true
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COMMENT | Ironically..
posted by :
12/17/2007 6:44:39 PM
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Manowar were ALSO managed by Bill Aucoin (former Kiss Manager) at one time, and NOT during they're more Kiss like Fighting the World album! (at least I don't think)..
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COMMENT |
posted by : Firefly
12/17/2007 6:52:45 PM
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Wow, I have to say that clip was a little disturbing. But they do seem genuinely passionate about Manowar over in europe...good for them. Personally, I think they haven't put out anything good since Sign of the Hammer...first four records are great. My first concert ever was Manowar in 1985 at L'amours in Brooklyn. I was fuckin' 13!!!
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COMMENT | ...
posted by :
12/17/2007 6:58:31 PM
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"MANOWAR logo emblazoned on the package"...
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COMMENT | Born to Live Forever more!
posted by : Dave Mustaine's bitch
12/17/2007 6:58:41 PM
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I just pre-ordered mine!
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COMMENT |
posted by : Darth Sexy
12/17/2007 9:01:19 PM
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As much as I love Manowar, I don't think I'll be buying these.
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COMMENT |
posted by :
12/17/2007 9:21:40 PM
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Manowar uses condoms?
REALLY?!??!?!??!?!
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COMMENT | Manowar uses condoms?
posted by :
12/17/2007 9:29:50 PM
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I sure hope so... don't want a bunch of loinclothed kids running around from 15 year old scandanavian girls
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COMMENT | Manowar in 1985 at L'amours in Brooklyn
posted by :
12/17/2007 9:37:04 PM
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Fuck I would've given my left testicle to have seen that show... too bad I was all of 7 years old, and not into metal.
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COMMENT | Cool idea
posted by : RiotAct666
12/17/2007 10:07:59 PM
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This surly beats the Kiss condoms any day.
Manowar are kings of metal!!!!!!!!!!!
Hail and Kill \m/
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COMMENT |
posted by : motorDETH
12/17/2007 10:17:28 PM
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Man, I am SO getting some of these!
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COMMENT | ok, ok, ok,
posted by :
12/17/2007 10:49:09 PM
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now I'm getting worried. This is why everyone would break my balls about being a manowar fan, now I finally realize it. When I talk metal with friends, King Diamond fans no less, they either snicker or bust out laughing when I bring up Manowar. Thier early stuff rocks, but this is bullshit. "I like to fuck ze girl when I leesen to Mahnowahr." Then Demaio starts talking shit about Heaven and Hell and Motorhead (see video). I mean, thier new lyrics as well as thier stage raps sound like freakin Hitler speeches. "We will conquer, we will hail", get a fuckin grip dude. Thier festivals have turned into Star Trek conventions. What the fuck is wrong with them?
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COMMENT | I'm looking forward...
posted by :
12/17/2007 11:28:21 PM
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...to the official Judas Priest condom. I can't wait to ram it down some lucky lass' point of entry.
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COMMENT | ^^ Don't forget
posted by : The Duke of Hurl
12/18/2007 12:58:39 AM
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... to use the Painkiller Lube.
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COMMENT |
posted by :
12/18/2007 1:07:14 AM
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i enjoy their music but their lyrics are hilarious...and so are these condoms...its perfect really
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COMMENT | seriously...
posted by :
12/18/2007 2:02:32 AM
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Everyone is definatly not a manowar fan, i understand this. . .but that look that was not ANYONE'S favorite got them more pussy and more shows then alot of people. Everyone currently judges them on their past and how they looked.... Have you even heard or seen them recently? It's none of that you guys! It's actually fucking amazing metal now. They're look has improved, and good god YOU WANT TO ARGUE WITH ERIC'S VOCALS???? go buy Warriors Of The World. And watch some live clips. Dude in this day and age they do fucking own. Yeah hairy chests and loin cloths were gay.... so was the 80's hairspray and spandex but here in the now Manowar are doing well. They still write good songs if you can get over what they used to be and take in what they are now. Go listen to HAND OF DOOM and tell me you dont want to fucking murder every worthless thing in existence??? That album alone holds they place in metal history.
I just ask that you guys check out what they're doing more recently and let go off the old mishaps. We all make mistakes. Its about metal and appreciating that. They write good metal songs, they believe in getting laid. JOEY IS DEDICATED TO HIS FANS!! He will stop a show if the sound is bad and do a soundcheck. He holds a festival for the bands they'd like to see and gives away 20,000 beers with your ticket purchase. He GIVES BACK to his fans. THEY WRITE GOOD SONGS!! They are helping the metal oversees. I believe in them and you guys should just give them a chance now...
They have stood the test of time, They are promoting dudes getting laid but being safe. Wtf more matters, Metal, bitches with big tits and free beer. HAIL!
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COMMENT | Painkiller lube?
posted by :
12/18/2007 2:37:35 AM
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Way ahead of ya! I'm certainly not going to go in all guns blazing. That'd be breaking the law. I believe five Priest references is more than enough, so I'll hang it up now.
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COMMENT |
posted by :
12/18/2007 3:30:06 AM
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Seriously they claim that people have been asking them for these. Only in America......
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COMMENT | *spits out orange juice*
posted by :
12/18/2007 5:42:02 AM
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Bwahaha!! For crying out loud...
I seriously think a new spinaltapish movie should be made, based on bands like Manowar, KISS and Marilyn Manson.
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COMMENT | For the first time ever...
posted by :
12/18/2007 6:59:15 AM
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...I actually feel a little embarrassed to be a Manowar fan. Well, whatever...Into Glory Ride still rules.
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COMMENT | Ironic, really
posted by : Blabber Basher
12/18/2007 8:07:00 AM
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seeing as most Manowar fans will never have a need for these anyway
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COMMENT | This is a good idea
posted by : cirkis
12/18/2007 9:16:41 AM
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Nothing against Manowar, but I feel as if most of their fans shouldn't be reproducing. They are doing the responsible thing here.
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COMMENT | ...
posted by :
12/18/2007 9:28:23 AM
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Any size above extra small and they're gonna have to supply
free elastic bands with 'em to keep 'em from falling off.
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COMMENT |
posted by : Storm King
12/18/2007 10:05:18 AM
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Okay, so Kiss does have condoms. There's so much Kiss shit out there I'd forgotten.
This is still lame ass regardless of the band, though, and I like Manowar.
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COMMENT | Manowar condoms
posted by : Kissfan77
12/18/2007 10:30:52 AM
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why would they put those out? because those guys are all hyped up on steroids so no in and outy for these lads who can't get it up...lol. glad these fuckers are still around since they are better then cannibal corpse...
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COMMENT | ...
posted by :
12/18/2007 10:54:26 AM
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Odin's sure gonna have some fun now, and that too without complications.
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COMMENT | Jeez
posted by : evilernie
12/18/2007 11:18:33 AM
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They must be made out of leather and steel and have spikes.
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COMMENT |
posted by :
12/18/2007 11:19:50 AM
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Wow you guys crack me up! some of the funniest shit ever. But I still like their music.
Anyway Manowar is still around and stronger then ever. They still hold the world record for the loudest band ever and they put on one badass festival. Hail!
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COMMENT | too funny
posted by : zeets
12/18/2007 11:22:43 AM
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...i guess we all know what they meant by " into the glory ride"
what a bunch of bone chuggers
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COMMENT | Fantastic-screw the naysayers
posted by :
12/18/2007 11:36:03 AM
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I'm going to buy some and keep them in my sock drawer with my 20-sided dice. Hopefully, my mom doesn't find them before I "get lucky" with some barbarian warrior maiden valkyrie princess.
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COMMENT |
posted by :
12/18/2007 1:45:59 PM
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Nice consolation prize considering that the last 3 Manowar albums made me feel violated.
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