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IRON MAIDEN/BRITNEY SPEARS T-Shirt Spoof Released By 313 MERCH - Feb. 13, 2008
313 Merch, the online clothing company launched by former SNOT/AMEN bassist John "Tumor" Fahnestock, has just released its spoof on IRON MAIDEN's "Piece of Mind" art, entitled "It's Britney Bitch." Check out the t-shirt design at this location.

313 Merch is perhaps best known for having produced a now-discontinued t-shirt design called "KORN Gave Head to God" which poked fun at guitarist Brian "Head" Welch's 2005 departure from KORN in order to dedicate his life to Christianity.
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COMMENT | ...
posted by : Maideneer
2/13/2008 9:29:02 PM

HAHA

COMMENT | BRITNEY SPEARS
posted by : ghodofthunder
2/13/2008 9:29:37 PM

Never thought I would see those 2 words here. But that is F**n funny!

Sad But True!

COMMENT | hehe
posted by : 80cycles
2/13/2008 9:30:28 PM

now thats a classy shirt.......wonder if she will" die with her drawers on"

COMMENT | Hate to say it but...
posted by : metaladdict666
2/13/2008 9:30:54 PM

That is kinda funny.

COMMENT |
posted by : Oldskulethrash
2/13/2008 9:33:55 PM

lame

COMMENT |
posted by : CastigoDelBrujo
2/13/2008 9:54:03 PM

what?

COMMENT |
posted by : RiotAct666
2/13/2008 10:01:45 PM

Oh my...............

COMMENT | ............
posted by : bisto_ie
2/13/2008 10:10:53 PM

Meh this is kinda wank, why tell us this shit? I wanna hear about fred durst and gene simmons dammit???????

COMMENT | re
posted by : sonic the girl
2/13/2008 10:11:30 PM

I didnt think it was that funny

COMMENT | .
posted by : stubbylater
2/13/2008 10:30:57 PM

weak.

COMMENT | Damn...............
posted by : drew0405
2/13/2008 10:42:15 PM

I thought they were going to do a Co-Headlining tour together.What a Bill that would be ....Iron Maiden/Britney Spears


I did see 38 Special/Rainbow/Iron Maiden on the same bill in the 80's

COMMENT |
posted by : LL Ghoul J
2/13/2008 10:54:16 PM

And Black Sabbath Owns because they never sold out, right? They never made pajama pants and boxer shorts I can buy down at the Giant Tiger. Yes, definitely never.

COMMENT |
posted by : Firefly
2/13/2008 10:55:26 PM

I could do without the shirt. Actually surprised Maiden approved it (if indeed they did).

I am not a Spears fan but the media needs to leave this girl alone it's beyond stupid at this point. If it keeps up she'll be dead soon.

COMMENT | ^^^^ There are laws
posted by : The Duke of Hurl
2/13/2008 10:57:51 PM

that exempt things like this for entertainment purposes. Parody works like you see on SNL, etc..

COMMENT |
posted by : Black Sabbath Owns
2/13/2008 11:01:57 PM

"And Black Sabbath Owns because they never sold out, right?"

wrong. Black Sabbath Owns because of the music.

what band doesnt have some type of merch that involves clothes?

lame calling them sellouts for that.

but if you want...ok

now whats your take on Miaden charging fans to post of their board?

any answer to that?

thought so...

baa!

COMMENT |
posted by : Black Sabbath Owns
2/13/2008 11:07:31 PM

I would buy Black Sabbath PJ's.

Because they Own

COMMENT | ..
posted by : Neglect
2/13/2008 11:19:19 PM

Not even close to funny.

COMMENT | ^^^Black Sabbath Owns^^^
posted by : Dimetopia
2/13/2008 11:22:02 PM

You have to realize this is not put out by Iron Maiden. All that Kiss shit is put out BUY the on and only Gene $immons. Iron Maiden will see none of this money.

COMMENT | Duh
posted by : THRASHMONGER
2/13/2008 11:32:49 PM

MAIDEN has nothing to do with this shirt, but the company can still make it under US law, as this would fall under "fair use" as a spoof or parody.

Still, I hope they get an injunction simply because the art sucks. Not a bad idea, but poorly executed.

COMMENT | Pretty fuckin weak
posted by : Your Ornery God
2/13/2008 11:46:28 PM

there's nothing Maiden about that shirt except the font. I was expecting Eddie-like artwork and an Eddie version of Britney. Pretty lame. They could've done so much better. The KORN shirt was way better.

COMMENT | Maiden = Ki$$
posted by : Black Sabbath Owns
2/13/2008 11:56:31 PM

Maiden may not make a penny from this shirt. But they do make money charging their fans for posting at their board.

any of sheep have an opinion on that?

anyone???

Would love to hear your spin how cool it is that they do that.

Do Ki$$ charge fans to post on their board? i really dont know.

but would love to know.

COMMENT |
posted by : Metal Guru
2/14/2008 12:11:10 AM

i think it's a good shirt.

COMMENT | Black Sabbath Owns
posted by : LL Ghoul J
2/14/2008 12:36:13 AM

"whats your take on Miaden charging fans to post of their board?"

Charging people to post on a board clears out the dumbshits and ensures a group of people who actually want to discuss the subject at hand instead of a bunch of retarded shit. Yes I am aware that I frequently shitpost on here too. I mean, if I had to pay to post on here I wouldn't call you a dried up stinky dicklicker but since I have nothing invested in this account I can post whatever stupid bullshit that comes to mind without any fear of reprisal. They ban me, I reregister. they ban my IP, I go through a proxy. Or post shit from work. Paying to post on a site might initially seem like a bad deal but I guess if you think the internet is serious business enough then you'd be willing to pay to post on it. You think enough of it to argue, anyway. :)



COMMENT | mehhh boring...
posted by : IFinLifE
2/14/2008 12:39:58 AM

The shirt blows...it's not funny but lame and an insult to the artwork of Derek Riggs, and an insult to Maiden....

PS-Fuck Britney!

COMMENT | LOL!!!
posted by : Black Sabbath Owns
2/14/2008 12:52:24 AM

Nice spin there LL Ghoul. How do you know they did that because of that reason? Did they actually say they are starting to charge to stop the shit talkers?

Holy shit! If thats true that has to be the weakest reason ever. And to think the sheep eat that shit up.

How about closing registration and keep the non shit talkers there? did they do that?

Or did the Die Hard Maiden fans that never said a bad word about them have to pay as well?

Because if those innocent fans have to end up paying as well that makes them worse then I thought



COMMENT |
posted by : LL Ghoul J
2/14/2008 12:54:55 AM

OMG innocent fans

COMMENT |
posted by : LL Ghoul J
2/14/2008 12:55:57 AM

Also, I don't know if that's the real reason or not, I'm just saying that's one possible reason.

COMMENT |
posted by : Black Sabbath Owns
2/14/2008 1:03:40 AM

just what I thought. it was just a spin. not a fact

nice try



COMMENT | Now...
posted by : Black Sabbath Owns
2/14/2008 1:05:53 AM

...bring on the next Maiden sheep to explain why they are charging to something EVERY BAND has for free.

I wanna know why. :)

COMMENT | It's not a spin when I admit to it being a possible reason and not a fact.
posted by : LL Ghoul J
2/14/2008 1:16:11 AM

Jesus fuck.
If you care enough to post on a bands board you can deal with whether or not they want to charge you to post there. I wouldn't pay to post on Maiden's board either but my point is all band hock stuff and just because it's on the web makes it no exception. They are in the business of making money and if they charge for their board that's their business. I'd like to give you the benefit of the doubt and hope we're both not taking this too seriously, but if people are bitching they should call their friends to talk about maiden, or visit the innumerable maiden sites out there and leave the official site to the "true" fans ort the ones dumb enough to spend money. Fuck, I'm getting winded. Want to get a beer?

COMMENT | LL Ghoul J
posted by : So Sick
2/14/2008 1:43:12 AM

I'm not a Maiden fan, but I don't hate them either - but come on, charging your fans to post on your board is RIDICULOUS, greedy and retarded as all hell, and anyone defending such a move should be institutionalized ASAP.

Oh, and I'm surprised you can afford beer if you post on the Maiden board.


COMMENT | Its lame and really ugly
posted by : Stupid ass
2/14/2008 3:32:52 AM

Who would wanna wear that piece of shit?!?

COMMENT |
posted by : hasse78
2/14/2008 4:08:12 AM

Most bands charge their fans in some ways. Many official websites have just tourdates and album info. Pay, sign up and you'll get the full deal.



COMMENT | I have to say...
posted by : dessie
2/14/2008 4:32:15 AM

..that that tshirt is tasteless as f*ck.....shes too much of an easy target....if she ever tops herself (lets hope not!!!) who will have the balls to wear it??



COMMENT | TAOSD...
posted by : SSIK72
2/14/2008 5:16:18 AM

...someone has watched way too much of kiss meets the phantom. :O)


waaay underground.

COMMENT | Nash...
posted by : dessie
2/14/2008 5:23:48 AM

...got a deadly cool new jeep...but its no gold Corolla!!! sniff

COMMENT | re: Should have used "Can I PLay With Madness"
posted by : Anubis8
2/14/2008 6:24:28 AM

But funny fucking shirt nonetheless

COMMENT |
posted by : Iced-Earth
2/14/2008 6:49:48 AM

=)

COMMENT | Black Sabbath Owns
posted by : eatmeahX8
2/14/2008 7:00:50 AM

"any of sheep have an opinion on that?"


Man...this guy uses shitty grammar and has a real boner for Sabbath! I have to say I agree with Ghoul J and his points.

NOW YELL BACK AT ME! I DON'T CARE!!!!

COMMENT | Stupid
posted by : heltorne
2/14/2008 7:14:15 AM

That is ridiculous. I don't even see how that is funny at all, why is there an Iron Maiden connection out of all things??
Another thing that pisses me off is when I see Green Day shirts in the Iron Maiden font

COMMENT |
posted by : Metal Guru
2/14/2008 8:08:33 AM

the shirt is funny if you don't from the Maiden point of view...It's funny because the Maiden cover fits perfectly britney hahaha

COMMENT |
posted by : I 4 N I
2/14/2008 8:21:22 AM

haha thats some funny stuff. Sucks if I wore it, most ppl wouldn't find it as funny as maiden fan would. Cool stuff.

Tin Omen 07, that whole hannah comment thing you do in every threads getting really old really fast. Please stop

COMMENT |
posted by : hamstercaster
2/14/2008 9:34:50 AM

Just for the record, you don't pay to post on the band's forum only. You do have access to other parts of their site like exclusive photos, diaries etc. You also get to buy pre-sale tickets which is a very good thing considering that our venues around here sell in under an hour.

COMMENT |
posted by : The Space Lord
2/14/2008 9:34:52 AM

Iron Maiden may lend their name somewhat freely to merchandising companies a lot these days unlike, say, the Ozzy era of Black Sabbath. But do you know what else Iron Maiden's been putting their name to unlike the Ozzy era of Black Sabbath?

New music!

Because turning into a carnival act since the early days of Ozzfest and catering to the people who only want to hear "Paranoid" or "Iron Man" ad infinitum isn't selling out, right? Enjoy rocking out to "Finished with my woman 'cause she couldn't help me with my mind" another 50,000 times.

COMMENT | ^^^
posted by : yismeicha*br
2/14/2008 11:22:59 AM

That's right. It really doesn't matter what a band does in it's spare time. As long as the music doesn't suffer. Iron Maiden doesn't play music for anyone but themselves.

They can't have brought Blaze in and said to themselves, "this man will help us sell more records." They bought him in because they wanted to add a different dimension to their music.

And they definately weren't thinking they would please loads of people by playing their last album in full on tour. They just really enjoyed playing that album.

So what they make extra dough on the side? What the fuck is wrong with that? There is no requirement to suffer for you art. Pricks.

COMMENT |
posted by : blackXmetalXcore
2/14/2008 1:44:57 PM

haha



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