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GENE SIMMONS Attempts To Break Pizza-Eating Record; Video Available - Mar. 22, 2008

New Zealand's TV3 reports that a Guinness World Record has been broken by a New Zealander today (Saturday, March 22) but it was not local contestants the crowds were interested in.

Gene Simmons from rock band KISS thought he would have a crack at being the world's fastest pizza eater.

The rock icon may have a legendary mouth but he was not able to set any pizza-eating records today.

Watch video footage of Simmons taking part in the pizza-eating contest at this location.

KISS are in Wellington for a two-day rock festival that also features OZZY OSBOURNE and ALICE COOPER.

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	COMMENT \| Me 1st posted by : BubsTa 3/22/2008 8:23:09 AM

	FAT F**K!!

	COMMENT \| ^^^ posted by : Purpendicular 3/22/2008 8:50:08 AM

	Intelligent.

	COMMENT \| YIKES... posted by : Morgagne 3/22/2008 8:52:51 AM

	I'D HATE TO BE IN THE SIMMONS HOUSEHOLD 2 DAYS AFTER THIS ... I BET BIG BOY GENE CAN PUT A MEAN STINK ON THE TOILET, ESPECIALLY AFTER ALL THAT PIZZA !

	COMMENT \| re posted by : sonic the girl 3/22/2008 8:54:19 AM

	I am not watching that

	COMMENT \| posted by : Sidgeaberration 3/22/2008 8:55:46 AM

	finally Gene finds his true vocation in life!

	COMMENT \| posted by : Fani Dilth 3/22/2008 9:26:51 AM

	He may be able to create a mean stink but sure not able to put a mean sink on the pink stink...

	COMMENT \| Well its New Zealand posted by : Rick Neilsen's Cap 3/22/2008 9:37:02 AM

	Its not Uptown pizza from outside Hoboken Jersey, Or Regina in Bostons North End.... These clowns probably just put spaghetti sauce on white soggy dough..and goat cheese and slap it in a oven for 15 minutes and call the end product pizza..

	COMMENT \| posted by : jollygood 3/22/2008 10:00:36 AM

	I love pizza

	COMMENT \| acer show posted by : JRSPON 3/22/2008 10:15:02 AM

	did anyone see the acer show?

	COMMENT \| posted by : Dee67 3/22/2008 10:15:06 AM

	I also love pizza

	COMMENT \| Coming Soon To Spencers Gifts... posted by : MetalMartyr.com 3/22/2008 10:16:00 AM

	Kiss Pizza! I wanna rock and roll all night and eat Pizza every day!

	COMMENT \| Kiss Pizza posted by : JRSPON 3/22/2008 10:18:56 AM

	Right across from the coffee shop.

	COMMENT \| GENE PIZZA posted by : bandkiller 3/22/2008 10:42:48 AM

	KI$$ PIZZA.PAPA GENE.GENE TABLE PIZZA.FAT GENES PIZZA.

	COMMENT \| GOD OF PIZZA posted by : bandkiller 3/22/2008 10:45:11 AM

	GOD GAVE PIZZA TO YOU.I'M THE KING OF THE PIZZA WORLD.AND YOUR IN MY BELLY

	COMMENT \| I know! posted by : jvm138 3/22/2008 10:48:04 AM

	If I am thinking what Gene is thinking......."Gino Simmons Pizza"

	COMMENT \| posted by : vulber 3/22/2008 11:04:55 AM

	rick neilsen, i prefer uppercrust in boston

	COMMENT \| Rick Neilson... posted by : faithnomore4ever 3/22/2008 11:05:16 AM

	"These clowns probably just put spaghetti sauce on white soggy dough..and goat cheese and slap it in a oven for 15 minutes and call the end product pizza.. " Dude I don't know where you're from, and I don't want to bash you really. But I'm from Canada and I travel a lot, and the worst pizzas I ate are definitely in the U.S. The only good one I remember was this place in Greenville South Carolina. The problem with American pizza is a lack of an ingredient, oh yeah it's called spice... No offence really.

	COMMENT \| Petecast posted by : Rick Neilsen's Cap 3/22/2008 11:43:33 AM

	I was at the Sliver concert, in Davis Park 1999..Did you help record or edit that?? Because live, Robin missed his cue during I want you to want me, but on the Cd its fixed...but I wasnt sure if it was that show or the Music for hangovers show in Chicago... not thats its a big deal anybody that plays that much live is gonna have some flubs from time to time.. Also Rick was at your house? thats pretty cool..Was it business or are you buddies??Rick is a great musician altho listening to him talk about other musicians in the music biz at least in concert, he doesnt seem to care for many of his peers in rock... And faith no more- Im from 30 miles outve Boston, The NorthEast metro areas has the best pizza on the planet period, and no offence taken..Im not saying a place like Montana, or Idaho is gonna have a great pie..Im just saying as a country in general,we have the best pizza.. what part of Canada you from east or west? Ive been to Montreal many times..and dude not for nothing but you cant compare the food from Boston to Montreal..Hockey teams yea sure you got me there..but not eatries...

	COMMENT \| Rick Neilson... posted by : faithnomore4ever 3/22/2008 12:10:39 PM

	Funny, because I had some disgusting one in Amherst Mass. but I don't despair, going for a road trip across North America this summer and hope to find some good one. If you're looking for good places to eat in MTL I,m you're guy. By the way The Canadiens will complete the Bruins sweep tonight, Oh yeah. The city has never been that excited about the team in 15 years. Sox fan BTW, screw the Yanks.

	COMMENT \| posted by : RiotAct666 3/22/2008 12:14:50 PM

	good for him.

	COMMENT \| Figures... posted by : BrunoMacD 3/22/2008 12:23:08 PM

	...where there's cheese, there's Gene If I was the guy who operated the wires for his flying tricks, I'd be mighty worried by now Hey JRSPON, Petecast, Happy Easter you guys, knew I'd find you on here...

	COMMENT \| BrunoMacd posted by : JRSPON 3/22/2008 12:42:31 PM

	Happy Easter - i just read that, but it didn't say that it got fixed, did he get to fly? Looks like alot of people are having a blast. Wonder how many tickets sold at the Acer show, do you know a web site that would show this? Looks like it originally was st up for about 2/3 of it for sale.

	COMMENT \| Wow,thats pretty cool! posted by : Rick Neilsen's Cap 3/22/2008 1:11:04 PM

	I have ALOT of Cheap Trick merchandise as well, everything from Posters to about 50 tshirts, watches, hats,sweater, jackets, bootlegg videos..In my 20s I was a HUGE FAN.. Im 35 now and i havent seen them since a horrble clam bake fest in 2003 Newport RI.. But Ive been two all three Fests...been to many states to seen em play.. The setlist just got old..They have alot of GREAT TUNES but they play the old standard set for years.. That Motley Crue concert though...For Generation Swine, Cheap trick broke out their most hardrocking set ever and that was cool...although that was the weirdest Crue concert Ive EVER seen...That tune Flush..I like the song but those images they put upon the big screen was some pretty ghastly shit.. and it took away some fun for the crowd that night..

	COMMENT \| JRSPON posted by : BrunoMacD 3/22/2008 1:20:45 PM

	Not sure about attendance, sorry. Saw this on AOL and got briefly excited, thinking they'd added Creatures of the Night to the setlist... http://video.aol.com/video-detail/kiss-sydney-concert-creatures-of-the-night--susydurban/1543288412 ...unfortunately not!

	COMMENT \| petecast posted by : JRSPON 3/22/2008 1:42:59 PM

	Saw them (Cheap Trick) open for Aerosmith a few years ago in Pensacola Fl., they came out rocking, Aerosmith couldnt seem to get it all together when they came on, i have seen aerosmith 3 times and all 3 were bad, Cheap Trick stold the show...

	COMMENT \| David posted by : JRSPON 3/22/2008 1:47:28 PM

	This is funny that you are saying this, i printed out guitar tablature for I (on the elder) and was playing it last knight, hard to forget about that older stuff. Those were some good albums.

	COMMENT \| David posted by : BrunoMacD 3/22/2008 1:53:28 PM

	That Animalize video is fun - Eric's so fucking good. I like Eric Singer too - great drummer, seems like a nice guy - but Carr is the best As for Ace stuff, my dad (who took me to my first Kiss show when I was 11 - what a way to start!) got me a picture disc of his '78 solo album. That and my cat are the first things I'd rescue from a fire! Oh, and just to get in on this Cheap Trick sub-thread, I saw 'em support Motley in London in '85. It was during the "Flame" period I guess, so they weren't as memorable as they might have been...

	COMMENT \| David posted by : JRSPON 3/22/2008 2:01:44 PM

	I would most definately go out and get Psycho Circus, its a little darker, Ace has the song called into the void thats worth owning it just for that one, Unmasked is kind of bubble gum, where i live the radio station plays Within, and a few others from that album. I like most all of the stuff from there on out, my favorite non make up akbum is Revenge.

	COMMENT \| David posted by : BrunoMacD 3/22/2008 2:02:54 PM

	Unmasked is kinda fun. Is That You and, especially, Ace's Torpedo Girl are fantastic. And the pop fan in me always liked Shandi, Tomorrow and You're All That I Want Psycho Circus has got some great stuff on it, but if it's dark and moody you want, check out Carnival Of Souls. If you can suspend your amazement at Kiss shamelessly looting from Alice In Chains, it's their heaviest since Creatures (though obviously not nearly as good)

	COMMENT \| BrunoMacd posted by : JRSPON 3/22/2008 2:08:11 PM

	Oh yes - Carnival Of Souls - that was on the edge of being real good or great but it didnt do so good for some reason, i think they picked up new kiss fans that one.

	COMMENT \| JRSPON posted by : BrunoMacD 3/22/2008 2:14:55 PM

	The first six tracks are great, although it's hard not to laugh when Paul rips off Alice's "Rain When I Die" and calls it, ta da, "Rain"! But the album's only a buck on Amazon so no excuse not to get it The only one I've never heard is Hot In The Shade, but I'm not losing sleep over that...

	COMMENT \| BrunoMacd/petecast/David posted by : JRSPON 3/22/2008 2:17:25 PM

	What did you guys think of Paul's - Live To Win album? I think it has its moment, i like Bullet Proof, the title track is ok, maybe one or two more are ok, i dont think it was marketed at all,

	COMMENT \| posted by : Sidgeaberration 3/22/2008 2:21:21 PM

	lets be honest the best pizza is made in Italy where it was invented........

	COMMENT \| Petecast posted by : BrunoMacD 3/22/2008 2:22:31 PM

	Yeah, Aerosmith are just getting better and better. I saw 'em at Jones Beach last year and they were phenomenal: a handful of hits but much more hard guitar stuff. Joe almost stole the show from Steven! Best moment was when they stopped Hangman Jury a few bars in, and did an incredible Movin' Out instead

	COMMENT \| petecast posted by : JRSPON 3/22/2008 2:22:42 PM

	It was almost like they were struggling with the timeing, one of the civic center had them so loud you couldn't hear anything, it was a blur, so that was the sound guy and not them, i know they play great live, i just haven't heard it, i would go see them again because i know its out there.

	COMMENT \| Have to confess... posted by : BrunoMacD 3/22/2008 2:24:48 PM

	...I didn't get Live To Win (it came out after I'd moved halfway up a mountain in Switzerland is my excuse) Couldn't be better than his '78 album though - that's superb from start to finish. Someone needs to cover those songs today and make them hits!

	COMMENT \| petecast posted by : JRSPON 3/22/2008 2:26:08 PM

	I liked it , but it was like he was writing for Bonjovi.

	COMMENT \| BrunoMacd posted by : JRSPON 3/22/2008 2:36:57 PM

	I always wanted to see Paul do All American Man live, never seen it , but he did play it at the handful of shows last year. I have a bootleg copy of the (solo) Live to Win Tour, he played Majic Touch from Dynasty and several others from the 78 solo album, the sound isn't great because it's filmed from the back, but he did a killer job, i was very impressed.

	COMMENT \| I thought posted by : BrunoMacD 3/22/2008 2:42:46 PM

	Paul hated All American Man? There's definitely one off Alive II that he admitted to being embarrassed about in the "Behind the Mask" book (which I'd quote from, except I didn't bring it up my mountain, d'oh)

	COMMENT \| Peter's Solo - 1978 posted by : JRSPON 3/22/2008 2:44:05 PM

	Did anyone else think that Peter's was done with him sitting in a bar on top of a piano with a drum machine?

	COMMENT \| BrunoMacd posted by : JRSPON 3/22/2008 2:46:35 PM

	He did hate it, they did a vote on kissonline.com with about 5 songs on it , one being All American Man, it one the fans vote, so they played it last year.

	COMMENT \| Peter's Solo - 2007 posted by : JRSPON 3/22/2008 2:54:42 PM

	I have the new solo , its not much better, there are a couple that i listend to twice, there is one where he sounds just like Neil Diamond, it is kind of wierd.

	COMMENT \| Pizza posted by : JRSPON 3/22/2008 3:08:21 PM

	Chineese ???

	COMMENT \| David posted by : JRSPON 3/22/2008 3:11:41 PM

	Check out Psycho Circus while your at it.

	COMMENT \| Asylum posted by : JRSPON 3/22/2008 3:24:58 PM

	What do you guys think of this one ???

	COMMENT \| David posted by : JRSPON 3/22/2008 3:26:41 PM

	David if you would listen to (Ace song) Into The Void from Psyco Circus , you would go nuts.

	COMMENT \| Parasite posted by : JRSPON 3/22/2008 3:36:06 PM

	David that is better than 90 % of the shit on the radio today. That song played live will stand the hair up on the back of your neck.

	COMMENT \| What the hell?! posted by : hellboundsmoker 3/22/2008 3:38:35 PM

	A Gene Simmons thread full of - gasp - friendly, civil, grammatically correct conversation? Goddamnit, people... where's the childish name-calling, fecal porn references and insinuations that if you don't like X band, you MUST be a fan of (insert band that everybody hates, such as Bullet For My Valentine)? This is Blabbermouth, after all... In all seriousness, the Pizzas in New Zealand a pretty much the same as anywhere else. We've got the major chains like Pizza Hut and Domino's, as well as Mom-And-Pop places that make it 'Italian Style' (i.e. thin-as-fuck crust that makes it damn near impossible to eat). I can't say that having a New Zealander win the Guiness Record for Pizza Eating is making me come over all patriotic.

	COMMENT \| Asylum posted by : BrunoMacD 3/22/2008 3:41:21 PM

	Pretty cool. Secretly Cruel is one of my favourite Gene songs. The main thing I remember is hearing it for the first time and the drum intro on King Of The Mountain blowing my head off I always thought Trial By Fire stole a riff off Paul's solo album. Been a long time since I heard it, but possibly off It's Alright?

	COMMENT \| Asylum posted by : JRSPON 3/22/2008 3:43:21 PM

	great guitar playing -

	COMMENT \| David posted by : BrunoMacD 3/22/2008 3:48:47 PM

	Dark Light, yeah! I put that in my Kiss top three when me and JRSPON were on here the other day after you'd gone (or were maybe working, I mean, c'mon, PRIORITIES, David!) True confession time: first time I encountered Kiss was borrowing Double Platinum from my local record library. The vinyl cover is all embossed silver, right? So I'm looking at the cover - never seen Kiss before - and I figure the feminine-looking one is actually a woman called Gene. Fortunately I soon learned it was a man, and that was Ace So I quickly become as much of a fan as you can be at, like, ten years old, then Lick It Up comes out and Ace has been replaced by some guy called Vinnie Vincent! A lot of catching up was required - which is why I'm blaming Kiss for me not being very good at maths and all the other stuff you're SUPPOSED to study at that age

	COMMENT \| hellboundsmoker posted by : BrunoMacD 3/22/2008 3:54:38 PM

	Welcome, dude. What's the music scene like in NZ then? Any better than the pizza?

	COMMENT \| david posted by : JRSPON 3/22/2008 4:05:23 PM

	What is this Into The Void by Sabbath thing ???

	COMMENT \| JRSPON posted by : BrunoMacD 3/22/2008 4:10:10 PM

	Here's Sabbath's Into The Void (off Master of Reality if I remember correctly): http://search.playlist.com/tracks/Black%2520Sabbath%2520Into%2520the%2520Void and here's their Snowblind (off Vol 4) http://search.playlist.com/tracks/Black%2520Sabbath%2520snowblind Neither of 'em as good as Ace's songs of the same titles in my view, sorry David...

	COMMENT \| david posted by : JRSPON 3/22/2008 4:16:50 PM

	Dude, Paul has some pipes, he can sing. There is a you tube clip of him singing some America song and he just drills it. There is no doubt he is the strongest front man in the business.

	COMMENT \| Since it's a thread about Kiss... posted by : faithnomore4ever 3/22/2008 4:23:31 PM

	...And nobody mentioned it yet... MESHUGGAH!!!! Just kidding (even though I like both bands) Saw Ace live 2 weeks ago, definitely the coolest Kiss member.

	COMMENT \| petecast posted by : JRSPON 3/22/2008 4:25:23 PM

	No, my bad, i cant think of the band or the name of the song right now, Paul sung it on stage at the fantasy camp, search it on you tube, im kind of with customers so i cant look it up, but let me know what is it when (if) you find it.

	COMMENT \| faithnomore4ever posted by : JRSPON 3/22/2008 4:27:05 PM

	Hey man, how was he doing, great show im sure, Sober??

	COMMENT \| faithnomore4ever posted by : BrunoMacD 3/22/2008 4:29:18 PM

	Ha, nice one. I was actually happy to see some Meshuggah stories posted on B'mouth coz I figured that would keep 'em off the other threads (amazingly, in over a hundred posts on the Scott Weiland story, no-one's mentioned them) What do you think about Ace playing Paul's songs like I Want You and Love Gun? JRSPON rightly raised this issue when I was complaining about Tommy singing Shock Me. My possibly not-bulletproof argument was that Ace was motivated by music not money

	COMMENT \| Well some people.. posted by : Rick Neilsen's Cap 3/22/2008 4:31:19 PM

	Can have a conversation without dropping the F-bomb!! We can leave all that to the Devil Driver and Meshuggah fans!! (with all due respect) Petecast- why do you think Cheap trick didnt have another fest? I thought they were making money with them.. also, I agree 100% Special One was terrible..I like mostly all the Trick albums but that one..was..well when you have two songs that LITERALLY HUM on it..its never a good sign... I really liked Busted alot of the diehards dont care for it, but I dig it.. I think every album up to busted was great..then they slipped a little, The 4 year break from busted to Woke up with a monster really did them in.. any thoughts? And the chinese invented Spaghetti too..But Id rather eat it in Queens NY, then Singapore, if you get my meaning..

	COMMENT \| petecast posted by : JRSPON 3/22/2008 4:36:54 PM

	Sorry dude , the song was VEHICLE, CANT REMEMBER WHO 'S song it is, but check it out on you tube, (paul stanley singing vehicle on fantasy camp) also let me know what you think - also David, i wasn'y pissed about Ace singing Paul's songs, i just didn't understand why the same people that complained about tommy didnt do tha same for ace, i guess if someone is just a ace fan and not a kiss fan , than i can see the being up set, but i think for the most part we are kiss fand and we have favorite members in and out of todays line up.

	COMMENT \| JRSPON posted by : faithnomore4ever 3/22/2008 4:41:40 PM

	"Sober??" Him, Yes Me, Not at all...LOL If you dig past threads, you'll find the playlist.

	COMMENT \| faithnomore4ever posted by : JRSPON 3/22/2008 4:46:23 PM

	good for him, thanks

	COMMENT \| ^^^^ posted by : faithnomore4ever 3/22/2008 4:48:17 PM

	Actually just search Ace Frehley setlist, it might show up.

	COMMENT \| JRSPON posted by : BrunoMacD 3/22/2008 4:49:42 PM

	While looking for that Paul clip on YouTube, found this instead - Kiss on Mad TV http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zkIx_2tkvQQ&feature=related It's better than Phantom of the Park anyway...

	COMMENT \| insorte.diaboli posted by : JRSPON 3/22/2008 4:51:40 PM

	The ultimate kiss show would be a true farewale tour, a full 4 hour show everywhere in the world, with most of the line ups, playing stuff from the elder creatures etc. etc. from every era, tickets would be expensive but i'd pay fpr it.

	COMMENT \| insorte.diaboli posted by : BrunoMacD 3/22/2008 4:58:38 PM

	They wouldn't even have to get too obscure (I mean, I'd love if they replaced God Of Thunder with Almost Human and 100,000 Years and Let Me Go Rock 'n' Roll with practically anything, but it ain't gonna happen) - just maybe mix it up like they did on Unplugged. You know, Got To Choose, A World Without Heroes, Sure Know Something... that kinda stuff And although I still think they play Rock and Roll All Nite pretty well, who would care if they dropped it?

	COMMENT \| Petecast posted by : BrunoMacD 3/22/2008 5:07:18 PM

	Have to admit I've never seen Detroit Rock City. The soundtrack album's fun though (apart from Manson, who I usually like) You and David are like Blabbermouth's very own Bert and Ernie. I'll be out in NY in the fall, we should all meet up and, uh, play with Kiss dolls or something...

	COMMENT \| Petecast posted by : BrunoMacD 3/22/2008 5:12:45 PM

	I Finally Found My Way is worse than You Wanted the Best isn't it? They're both better than Rise To It or Let's Put the X in Sex though. Sometimes I still wake up in the middle of the night, clutching a crucifix and shivering at the memory of those videos...

	COMMENT \| over played posted by : JRSPON 3/22/2008 5:16:25 PM

	True - coming from a huge kiss fan, rock n roll all nite has been over played, where i live in (Pensacola Fl.) there are 3 rock stations that ware it out, the one i do like to hear is the Llive version from kiss alive 3 of Detroit Rock City, they play it every so often and its always fresh.

	COMMENT \| insorte.diaboli posted by : BrunoMacD 3/22/2008 5:16:55 PM

	I've just remembered that Manson's version of The KKK Took My Baby Away (on the otherwise pretty good Ramones tribute album that features the best Kiss performance of the past decade) is EVEN WORSE than his version of Highway to Hell

	COMMENT \| insorte.diaboli posted by : JRSPON 3/22/2008 5:20:38 PM

	we even here shock me, unholy and they play domino quite alot, now that i think of it, new york groove came on the other morning on the way to work, the dj's were talking about ace and the song for about an hour.

	COMMENT \| insorte.diaboli posted by : BrunoMacD 3/22/2008 5:20:56 PM

	You are quite right. Tears Are Falling is quite, quite shocking. That's the one where Paul is wearing green do-the-dishes gloves, right? I remember reading about it at the time - apparently they were aiming for a Raiders of the Lost Ark feel. I bet Spielberg wet himself if he saw it

	COMMENT \| Consider yourselves lucky posted by : BrunoMacD 3/22/2008 5:25:24 PM

	Out here in Swissland, I'm as likely to hear Kiss on the radio as I am to have Christy Turlington sit on my face And back home in England, the only Kiss you'd ever hear would be Crazy, Crazy Nights or God Gave Rock & Roll to You

	COMMENT \| BrunoMacd/petecast/David and you other guys, posted by : JRSPON 3/22/2008 5:25:47 PM

	i ment to tell you all earlier that we had kiss alive (tribute band) play on the beach last night for the spring breakers, they started at 10pm and played for 2 hours, it was awsome, the paul guy was kindof good, they played all the gems, crowd of about 2500 people, they kept the crowd into it and it was way better than i thought it would be. it was the first kiss tribute band ive seen.

	COMMENT \| insorte.diaboli posted by : BrunoMacD 3/22/2008 5:29:20 PM

	I would gladly shoot people who use "LOL" but you actually ARE making me Laugh Out Loud, bro Try to think of a half-decent Kiss video that isn't I Love It Loud or Crazy Crazy Nights or, at a pinch, Forever I'm struggling...

	COMMENT \| insorte.diaboli posted by : JRSPON 3/22/2008 5:30:35 PM

	http://www.wksm.com/home.shtml here it is dude, they are live on the web, the morning show is awsome, they have rock news every morning and kiss is on there 3 to 4 times a week, the only bad thing is you will hear wat to muck skynard.

	COMMENT \| Maybe "Unholy"... posted by : BrunoMacD 3/22/2008 5:31:23 PM

	...you know, when they were dressing up as Slayer. Right after they stopped being Bon Jovi, and right before they started being Alice In Chains! Good job we love 'em, ain't it?

	COMMENT \| posted by : JRSPON 3/22/2008 5:34:36 PM

	Hey guys , got to go, its been great, hope you all have a great easter, see ya some where monday. take care

	COMMENT \| Tribute bands posted by : BrunoMacD 3/22/2008 5:34:52 PM

	There's an okay one touring at the moment. They've even got two original members of the band! Sorry, someone had to say it...

	COMMENT \| JRSPON posted by : BrunoMacD 3/22/2008 5:36:05 PM

	Later dude. Have a good weekend - we expect you to have mastered those Elder solos by Monday!

	COMMENT \| Petecast posted by : BrunoMacD 3/22/2008 5:46:09 PM

	Cool story! Okay, you're splitting, JRSPON's gone, I guess David's passed out... that's my cue to take a rocket ride outta here I guess. See ya next time!

	COMMENT \| posted by : kling_klang_bed 3/22/2008 8:23:47 PM

	He's gotten plenty of practice playing Swallow The Sword with Donald Trump and that guy from "Mad Money". He might not set any pizza-eating records, but I'm sure he's taken enough corporate dick in his mouth he probably looks like a cocktail shrimp platter every other night.

	COMMENT \| posted by : flyingv1043 3/22/2008 9:03:42 PM

	i can fucking see it now.... "from the makers of the KISS coffin.... KISS PIZZA! COMES WITH PEPPERONI SHAPED LIKE EACH BAND MEMBERS PENIS! *disclaimer warning pepperoni are not at actual size"

	COMMENT \| ^^^^^^ posted by : kling_klang_bed 3/22/2008 11:22:21 PM

	Or in Gene's case, vienna sausages.

	COMMENT \| UH... (ALL NIGHT) EXCUSE ME... posted by : Morgagne 3/23/2008 8:29:48 AM

	I NEARLY BEGAN THE RESPONSES TO THIS THREAD WITH MY HIGHLY SOPHISTICATED AND BIOLOGICALLY FOUNDED PREDICTIONS OF THE PROFOUNDLY FOUL BATHROOM ODOUR WHICH WOULD RESULT FROM THE MIGHTY BOWELS OF GENE SIMMONS EXPELLING HIS DIGESTIVE RESIDUES AFTER HIS PARTICIPATION IN SUCH AN EVENT AS THIS PIZZA EATING COMPETITION. SCIENCE HAS DEFINITIVELY ESTABLISHED THAT A HUMAN'S CONSUMPTION OF LARGE QUANTITIES OF DOUGH, MEAT, AND CHEESE, IRRESPECTIVE OF WHETHER ORIGINATED IN BOSTON, CHICAGO, OR NEW ZEALAND, MUST NECESSARILY LEAD TO THE EVENTUAL EXPULSION OF MASSIVE AMOUNTS OF POTENT, FLATULENT FUMES ACCOMPANYING MAGNIFCIENTLY NOISOME, PUTRID, AND GARGANTUAN QUANTITIES OF FECES SUCH AS WHICH COULD EASILY SUPPLY THE ORGANIC FUEL REQUIREMENTS OF SEVERAL THIRD WORLD COUNTRIES. ( DID KISS PERFORM IN THE CONCERT FOR BANGLADESH ?) FURTHERMORE, THE LARGE SIZED BODY HABITUS OF GENE SIMMONS, HIS HEBREW GENETICS, AND HIS AFFLICTION WITH IRRITABLE BOWEL SYNDROME COULD ONLY MAGNIFY THE EXPECTED RESULTS BY ORDERS OF MAGNITUDE HERETOFORE UNIMAGINABLE ! LET US DARE TO IMAGINE A WORLD MUCH DIFFERENT FROM THE ONE IN WHICH WE LIVE TODAY - A WORLD WHERE NO MIDDLE EASTERN FARMER WILL SUFFER FROM A SHORTAGE OF MANURE TO FERTILIZE HIS FIELDS... A WORLD IN WHICH NO TENUOUS EASTERN BLOC ENTRPRENEUR WILL HAVE TO WORRY ABOUT INADEQUATE NATURAL GAS TO FUEL HIS INDUSTRIAL VENTURES...A WORLD IN WHICH BLOATED, TALENTLESS, WEALTHY WESTERN ENTERTAINERS NEED NO LONGER ISSUE LOUD PRETENTIOUS STATEMENTS ABOUT WANTING TO SAVE THE WORLD - ONLY TO BE IMMEDIATELY AND RIGHTLY RIDICULED FOR THEIR BLATANT HYPOCRISY !!! NO MORE, I SAY !!! LET THE

	COMMENT \| There's some good bands here... posted by : hellboundsmoker 3/23/2008 4:15:46 PM

	...but you've got to do a little digging. We've got as much shitty top-40 hip-hop and limp-wristed emo as anywhere else. That said, I'd recommend Flight Of The Concords to anyone... they're fuckin' hilarious! "I'm the hiphopapotamus... mah' rhymes are bottomless..."

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