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YNGWIE MALMSTEEN Shows Up In Court Wearing His Stage Outfit; Photos Available
- June 3, 2008
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TMZ.com reports: " Hulk Hogan might've gotten away with a bandanna in court, but do ya think this Mickey Rourkean get-up is the way to sway a federal jury? "In case you're a little rusty on your speed-metal guitar heroes, that's fleet-fingered Yngwie (that's ING-vay) Malmsteen, the sultan of the Strat, whom we caught outside of court in New York. He's in the midst of a long legal battle with his former manager over some cash he says he's owed. "We're told that the judge tolerated Yngwie's chesty display — though curiously enough, women in sandals and shorts were turned away." Photos courtesy of TMZ.com: 
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COMMENT | ZOMG!!!!
posted by :
6/3/2008 12:46:45 PM
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YNGWIE SIGN MY TITS!!!!!
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COMMENT | HAH
posted by :
6/3/2008 12:48:00 PM
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Old sausage fingers is at it again.
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COMMENT | LOOKS BETTER THAN
posted by : T-Boner.com
6/3/2008 12:48:19 PM
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E. VAN HALEN
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COMMENT |
posted by : slavedriver1967
6/3/2008 12:51:48 PM
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I just threw up a little in my mouth.
"I don't eat donuts" -Yngwie
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COMMENT | Wow, you learn something every day.
posted by : THRASHMONGER
6/3/2008 1:07:26 PM
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Yngwie is "speed metal?" Who knew? Gee, thanks TMZ!
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COMMENT | We
posted by :
6/3/2008 1:08:56 PM
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the people of the jury find the plaintiff guilty...of extreme rock n roll! (play guitar riff of here).
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COMMENT |
posted by :
6/3/2008 1:13:28 PM
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Dude, he looks good! Lost a lot of weight. Yngwie fucking rules.
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COMMENT |
posted by :
6/3/2008 1:16:23 PM
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Well of course the judge tolerated it, because if he didn't then Yngwie would unleash the fookin fury on him. Ha said it before anyone else could
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COMMENT |
posted by : RiotAct666
6/3/2008 1:24:10 PM
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Yngwie is the man \m/
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COMMENT | yeah
posted by :
6/3/2008 1:29:29 PM
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he HAS lost a lot of weight. i remember the first time i watched the G3 DVD with him on it, and when he came out, he was twice the size he was on his album covers. looks like he's been working on that. can't wait to hear his new one with ripper on vocals. i really don't know how it will sound becuase ripper is such an incredibly different singer than his other ones. but i hope it's good.
funny story, too.
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COMMENT |
posted by : jeffgq
6/3/2008 1:33:27 PM
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yngwie is GOD!
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COMMENT |
posted by :
6/3/2008 1:39:40 PM
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Is it me or is he looking more and more like the Elvis impersonator from "Bubba Ho Tep"?
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COMMENT | disappointed
posted by : And Then There Were None
6/3/2008 1:42:27 PM
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i thought he would look funnier, like with the army jacket with the big epaulets or whatever the fuck they're called, from the Rising Force days.
this isn't stupid funny, just stupid.
oh well.
cheers.
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COMMENT | He's looking better!
posted by :
6/3/2008 1:44:28 PM
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Good for him.
"Unleash the fookin' fury!" LMAO, Finger!!!!
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COMMENT |
posted by :
6/3/2008 1:53:35 PM
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Ynwgie rocks!
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COMMENT | kling_klang....
posted by : lucaplakia
6/3/2008 2:02:35 PM
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lmfao x 100000000!!! That was by far the funniest fucking thing I've read on blabbermouth in ages!!!! Thanks for that laugh...
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COMMENT | oh yeah
posted by :
6/3/2008 2:14:54 PM
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Now I'm all hot.
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COMMENT | Im pretty sure
posted by :
6/3/2008 2:32:54 PM
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he wears that all the time. I don't think there is another side of him that dresses normal. Probably also his work out clothes.
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COMMENT | Well hey,
posted by : metabeed
6/3/2008 2:38:37 PM
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at least he bothered not to wear all his jewellery and left that Ferrari horse and pick at home, the Fat Bastard;-)))))
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COMMENT | As a fellow shredder
posted by :
6/3/2008 2:41:33 PM
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with my own weight loss issues (though ive lost about 50 the past year or so)- congrats on the weight loss yngwie- and keep away from the bottle- we all know what happens (ask your first wife).
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COMMENT | DAMN!
posted by : His Royal Lordship of Excellence
6/3/2008 2:58:52 PM
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YingYang has lost about 50 pounds AND hired a kick-ass singer in Ripper Owens!
Now if he wins his court case, I'd say he's had a pretty killer year already.
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COMMENT |
posted by :
6/3/2008 2:59:55 PM
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Yngwie, we love you, but gee, button up when you're in court!!
Showing your chesthairs doesn't seem like the way to win a judge's heart (even if she's female), it might prejudice the court against you.
But hey, at least it beats Michael Jackson in pajamas that one time.
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COMMENT | great guitarist
posted by :
6/3/2008 3:30:05 PM
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....still looks like it's 1986
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COMMENT | Slavedriver1967-you read my mind
posted by :
6/3/2008 3:36:51 PM
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That was hilarious..."I don't want no donuts!" Hostile! I know exactly what you're talking about!
Yeah, it's bad enough to show up at court pretending to be Kip Winger from back in the day, but it's even worse when you're sporting a muffin top!
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COMMENT |
posted by : Horror vacui
6/3/2008 4:12:45 PM
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I don't care how much fat or what bodytype or how much hair the guitar god has on his chest.
I'm heterosexual.
Can't wait for the new masterpiece.
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COMMENT | Fuck yeah :)
posted by :
6/3/2008 5:09:43 PM
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That's so fucking awesome. Go Yngwie.
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COMMENT | and fat...
posted by : Kissfan77
6/3/2008 5:15:22 PM
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Yngvie could stand to lose a few pounds...god, maybe he can still play but no reason to let yourself go...your a swede...americans are the ones who turn into fat pigs...
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COMMENT |
posted by : Elmothefuzzle
6/3/2008 5:15:55 PM
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Yngwie is my idol
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COMMENT | If i was the judge
posted by :
6/3/2008 5:33:23 PM
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I would award yngwie the money for a signed guitar and lessons
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COMMENT |
posted by :
6/3/2008 6:10:35 PM
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He's a fat, hairy fuck. That is what I see.
Sure can play the damn guitar like no other though! He is the Olympic Champion at mastering the speed of diatonic and harmonic minor scales in their direct order like no other! He also has some other tricks up his wide sleeve such as his sweeping ability. I do not think he has ever given me the feeling that Gilmour has though. He is a quick, "wow!" but I just don't FEEL ANYTHING! Music is an art NOT a sport! The guy is great for what he is and what he does. He is also fat and hairy!
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COMMENT |
posted by : Steve Guttenberg
6/3/2008 6:19:11 PM
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"see you talk to you bitch"
BEST YNGWIE LINE EVER!!!!!!!
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COMMENT |
posted by : Metal Guru
6/3/2008 7:36:22 PM
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i think it's a classical outfit, no problem
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COMMENT | He needs the money
posted by : BlackBehemoth
6/3/2008 7:43:45 PM
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so that he can buy some buttons for his shirt
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COMMENT | ...
posted by : OfSinsAndShred
6/4/2008 4:40:49 AM
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Yngwie's the man. Go fuck yourselves.
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COMMENT | Hell yeah
posted by : Gondor
6/4/2008 9:36:26 AM
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He's looking well (and yes, a bit like Elvis). Nice sideburns. Yngwie is one of the best of his playing style.
Metal on
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COMMENT |
posted by :
6/5/2008 1:45:14 AM
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YOU RELEASED THE FOCKIN FURY
you reLEASED the FOCking FUry
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COMMENT | &*&
posted by :
6/5/2008 2:38:35 PM
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Unleash the FOCKING donuts....
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