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Posted by Jeremy RosenFor our first email this week, I can't quote you anything because the dude didn't actually include any text in his email. He sent me an email with "more theory of a deadman in formation" as the subject line. I'm going to take that to mean he wants to see photos of the band dressed up like soldiers. Well BamEp8@***. more...

Posted by Jeremy RosenI sure don't want to after reading this first letter.
Hi Roadrunner,more...I am writing to you because this is a last resort. I am trying to get in touch with Slipknot. The reason for this is that he could assist me in thanking my best friend who has done a gesture that is extra ordinary and as Slipknot is my friends' biggest idol, a thank you from him would make his day!

Posted by Jeremy RosenWhere I learn about Russian brides, musical gifts, and dispense a little knowledge. Don't forget to email me at webmaster@roadrunnerrecords.com with your questions.
Hello. My name is Oksana. I understand that you don't know me, and I don't know you, but in the future all can change probably.more...

Posted by Jeremy RosenEmail from Nick Rubio :
Now Alot of companys are paying people to get tattoos or the company on them or bands....lateley ive been thinking of getting a tattoo of slipknots logo of the S. would i get any thing from getting a tattoo of the banb???? thank youJeremy Rosen responds:
If you go to a less than reputable tattoo artist, you're likely to get hepatitis c or worse.more...

Posted by Jeremy RosenEmail from Anonymous :
hey tom sorry i been busy my girl friend is 4 weeks prgeanat we just found out yesterday i will be getting the rest of the stuff done asap im still going to that gwar show the 19 th i will have a camra with me well take a easy rock onJeremy Rosen responds:
Hope you teach your new crotchdropping how to spell, capitalize, and punctuate.more...

Posted by Jeremy RosenEmail from Chris :
to whom this may concern:more...
i am writing on behalf of a couple friends and myself. recently, we all purchased the new slipknot album "all hope is gone" (cd/dvd pack). either the dvd is fine and its some weird joke or they're all defective.

Posted by Jeremy RosenEmail from Rikki Rockett :
Joe, king of the power mullet, at this point you need to shut the fuck up! No more talkin' shit.Jeremy Rosen responds:
I'll give you a choice on how you go down. Arm bar, leg lock, shoulder lock, triangle, back choke or knock out. You pick! Let's get it on!
Rikki Rockett
Dear Rikki,more...
I'm pretty sure good ol' Joe could take you out without a problem.

Posted by Jeremy RosenEmail from Severn Boyer :
I'M SURE THAT YOU'VE HAD ALL KINDS OF FOLKS ASKING YOU WHAT THE DEAL IS WITH THE MY SKIN IS COLD RELEASE....BUT I HAVE TO KNOW, WHAT'S THE DEAL? IS IT GOING TO BE RELEASED OVER HERE? OR WAS IT ALL A JOKE? JUST WONDERING ALONG WITH THE REST OF BM BASE.more...

Posted by Jeremy RosenEmail from Daniel Fink :
How do I get tickets to the parlor mob show at the annex????
I NEED to see them.
Please drop me a line at removed@removed.com and let me know.
Thanks,
Dan
Jeremy Rosen responds:
Daniel, you don't need tickets, just show up and support some of our favourite New Jerseyites!more...

Posted by Jeremy RosenEmail from limb lock :
I saw this video promoting the Marines in Iraq using Nickelback.Jeremy Rosen responds:
I like Nickelback but if they endorse this crap I'll have to change my mind about them.
It makes them look really bad.
limb lock, what you've committed is an associative fallacy mixed with an appeal to emotion.more...

Posted by Jeremy RosenEmail from Chris Barton :
Hi im chris barton,Jeremy Rosen responds:
Nickelback, I am 13 and not allowed to send mail. I am also not wealthy so i cant send you any money for an autograph. can you please send me an autograph? IM YOUR BIGGEST FAN!!!!
My address is:
You're not allowed to send mail, but you can send email?more...

Posted by Jeremy RosenEmail from Blake Akers :
Hey if this is nickelback that is very awesome but if its not that will suck because i just paid some website 20 bucks for this email but if you are tho you guys are great and it would be real nice to hear back from you my email is [removed] amd my name is Blake Akers.more...

Posted by Jeremy RosenEmail from Bob Sterling :
Why hasn't anyone at roadrunner had the common courtesy to answered my e-mail re guarding the marketing of your products? I guess I'll have to quit buying your products. I don't like being disrespected/ignored by a company I give my hard earned cash to.more...

Posted by Jeremy RosenEmail from Colin T :
I was wondering if you know the golf course which was near Chad Kroeger's old place near or in abbotsford??Jeremy Rosen responds:I'm trying to find the land developer who built the golf course.
Thanks!!
more...This is perhaps the most bizarre question I've ever received.

Posted by Jeremy RosenEmail from Doctor Love :
Hi, im anyone, im just a big fan of Dream theater and i just have one thing to ask you...Jeremy Rosen responds:
Please...Don't kill Dream theater. This is the best group ever......Don't kill Dream theater. Fan want the music and only the music...
more...Send $4 million to my Swiss bank account within the next 48 hours or the Dream Theater gets it.

Posted by Jeremy RosenEmail from Dustin Hogan :
Hello,more...I am writing to extend my disappointment in the last two roadrunner gigs I have TRIED to have seen. The first one was Devildriver/ Fear Factory, second was Machine Head. Both cancelled with the lame excuse of not being able to get a Visa.

Posted by Jeremy RosenEmail from Skell :
It seems there's a lot of confusion over the new Dark Passion Play 2 Disc Special Edition. The 2nd disc is listed as being "Orchestral" on the website and claims that each song will be "orchestral versions"... many are arguing that "orchestral" means "Instrumental".more...

Posted by Jeremy RosenEmail from Donald Wedding :
You wanted questions, Ive got one nobody can seem to answer. Or doesnt want to...You be the judge.more..."Is this really Nikki Sixx?"
First, The email your about to read is going to sound pretty crazy, mostly because it is. At the end, the question remains, "Is this really Nikki Sixx?

Posted by Jeremy RosenEmail from Jimmy Pitts :
hey dudesmore...
its jimmy, and i like to thank all of u guys for signing pub rock band airbourne ...
I wanted to ask if there would be any chance of airbourne touring with my favorite mother fuckerz dragonforce, cuz that would be an amazing party of a tour!

Posted by Jeremy RosenEmail from Dave Ziomek :
Looking for a chance at winning tickets to tomorrows show! I have a fedex # if needed to overnight the tix!!!!Jeremy Rosen responds:Thanks for your help -
Dave Ziomek
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Sorry Dave, you need to keep watching this site for the chances to get Ozzfest tickets.more...