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will gay emo ever disappear, and stop polluting the world with fag rock. i mean lets just dress like slayer but sing an nsync tune.. emo sux

How's about they dress up like Slayer, circa-1982?

hey mn i was wondering if this was your dream since you were my age now 12? also wondering if you do drugs or animal rituals lol.

I'm going to totally disregard the first part of the question and go straight to the next...yes I do participate in animal rituals. You know that internet picture that says "Everytime you masturbate, god kills a kitten?" Well guess what, I've killed hunndreds if not THOUSANDS of kittens by using that method.

Seriously, dude, if you're only 12 and talking about animal rituals, you need some help or else you're going to be killed like that man who had sex with a goat on a farm in Washington. Best of luck to you.

What kind of exercises did you do to help imrove your skills?

Kegels

Hello. How are you today. What is the color red?

Um, it's a color.

Have you ever considered a haircut?

I actually got one once. It felt wierd though, so I started wearing a merkin.

Dude we love you. Please come and be in our band. Please. We can pay you :)

I desire hotel accomodations and a naked photo of Bea Arthur. If you can pull it off, we've got a deal.

Ur so fucking gay, how come? can't tell if ure wether a girl or a boi..let me know please? share some make up

I have a beard. Ummmmm, would you like to see my balls or something? I guess since I'm apparently gay, I wouldn't mind showing other men my sack on a casual basis. But wait, under your sense of what gay is, wouldn't your looking at my balls constitute you as being gay, too? This is confusing.

Just a quick question. how big did you say your wiener was?

Rather large. I don't remember the measurements at the moment, but you may have seen it before. My wang used to tour with Dio. It was the giant fire-breathing dragon.

Hey man how did u get ur hair so fucken mad???

I said it looked fat in the pants it was wearing.

Hello there they said ask a question so im asking........................ do you know what the meaning of life is cus i would really like to know

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What is the worst place to play a gig ???

Inside a pool of dead kittens who's carcasses have been languishing for weeks upon weeks at a time.

Ok, this is probabally the most random question, but what is your favorite breakfeast cereal?

That varies quite a bit. At the moment I'm really digging Honey Comb and Ego Waffles Cereal.Cookie Crisp was cool, too, before they became all politically correct and got rid of the policeman. Oh and why is the Cocoa Puffs bird naked now? I can do with it not having pants, but full nudity? No. Not happening.

you single rrrrr

No. Are you a pirate?

Can we have a biography of you guys (still remains) because we are doing a project on our favorite bands and we picked u guys so we need some info on you guys to get good grades.

Hope ya didn't wait for him to answer. You'd have probably failed yuor project by now. You could get the band's bio HERE.

what if shit was a natural healing agent and rubbed over the skin for rashes,infections,wounds,whatnot...awsome job did you 4 roadrunnrer united

If shit was a natural healing agent, it'd sell like gangbusters and since it's a natural, never-ending human resource, we'd have enough to rub on ourselves that eventually we'd just be a living society of immortals trying to have swordfights and decapitate our enemies in an attempt to gain their power and rule all other immortals, as there can be only one.

I love how you ask this totally off the wall question, then follow it up with a brief bit of sincerity. Very nice.

slm

That's an acronym for Major League Soccer in reverse.

Do I know you from somewhere? :D

MySpace maybe?

Your dreams and fantasies perhaps?

Nah...it's probably MySpace.

Hey man fuckin love you guys, i no its a long shot (big fuckin long shot) but you guys need a back up vocals/scream contact me ps you've gotta love us aussies

I have a band. You're more than welcome to join us as a backup singer! I'm not such a bad clean backup guy myself, but it's hard to sing while pushing your double bass pedal to the limit.

As for Aussies ruling, I must agree with that. Are you male or female? I think Austrailian women are dynamos in every way. I've always had a place in my heart for whomever replaced the original pink ranger on Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. Remember her? The tall, blonde Aussie gal. Mmmmmmmmmmmmm.



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