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PAST ISSUE ARCHIVE CD REVIEWS
Issue #29: 1/3/2005
» ANSELMO: HEAVY METAL GODDAMN MEDIA TO BLAME FOR EVERYTHING EVER
» SATYRICON GAINS POPULARITY IN DATE-RAPE SCENE
» TOM WARRIOR STARVES TO DEATH NEGOTIATING FOR DINNER
» MTV BRASIL TO PREMIERE 'THE KOLESNES'
» VH1 TO AIR 'VH1'S MOST VH1 MOMENTS OF VH1-LINESS ON VH1'
Issue #28: 5/24/2004
» HARDCORE SCENE BLASTS 'SELLOUT' KILLSWITCH ENGAGE GUITARIST, HOPES HE CALLS
» DEICIDE CANCELS EUROPEAN PORN
» WILD MICK BROWN, JOURNALIST PRETEND WILD MICK BROWN HAS SOMETHING TO SAY
» LOOK, STOP TRYING TO HOOK AMERICA, PINK CREAM 69 UP, OKAY?
» NOW THAT'S WHAT I CALL METAL HAIKU
Issue #27: 5/3/2004
» FRANK BELLO'S 1/4 PAGE RESUME PERPLEXES TEMP AGENCY
» SLIPKNOT MEMBER ALERT SYSTEM INITIATED BY US GOV'T
» SOAD GUY'S ARTIST-RUN IMPRINT ?ON THE RIGHT TRACK,? CLAIM DISMAL ARTIST-RUN IMPRINT FAILURES
» UDO TAKES ENGLISH CLASSES, SUES FORMER ACCEPT LYRICIST
» FATES WARNING AXEMAN FIGHTS CRIME AS 'FWX'
Issue #26: 4/19/2004
» KURT COBAIN MEETS BLACK FAMILY IN NEW UPN SITCOM
» GENE SIMMONS TRADEMARKS 'ASSHOLE'
» MUSTAINE RE-RECORDS EVERYTHING
» CLEOPATRA ANNOUNCES PROBOT TRIBUTE RECORD
» THIN LIZZY TO TOUR AS UFO FOR SUMMER TOUR
Issue #25: 4/5/2004
» WILLIAM HUNG COLLABORATES WITH LABELMATES OPETH
» SANCTUARY TO RELEASE TIMO TOLKKI'S 'JOURNALS'
» JAYNE ANDREWS HIRED AS BLACK SABBATH SPIN-DOCTOR
» ICED EARTH FANS BUY UP CIVIL WAR CRAP JUST TO TALK TO JON SCHAFFER
» MACHINE HEAD ALREADY PLANNING TO DISTANCE THEMSELVES FROM BRAND-NEW ALBUM
Issue #24: 3/15/2004
» JOEY VERA FILLS IN
» DINO CAZARES PLANS TRIUMPHANT COMEBACK, BEER RUN
» #1 GRIP INC FAN SITE CREATOR FORGETS HE CREATED GRIP INC FAN SITE
» RAP-METAL DJ INSTITUTE OF TECHNOLOGY CLOSES
» METAL BLADE TOTALLY NOT EXTREMELY PISSED OFF ABOUT THE CROWN BREAKUP
Issue #23: 10/27/2003
» THE 20 WORST-SELLING HEAVY METAL BOOKS OF ALL TIME
» SUICIDAL TENDENCIES ANNOUNCE 'SHARE YOUR HOUSE WITH SUICIDAL TENDENCIES' CONTEST
» BRUCE KULICK GIVES SHOUT-OUTS TO HIS DEAD HOMIEZ AFTER DRIVE-BY
» LUCIANO PAVAROTTI III, FRANKIE YANKOVIC III LAUNCH METAL CAREERS
» UNSANE REFORM, CHANGE NAME TO 'THAT BAND WITH THE VIDEO WHERE THE SKATERS BIFF IT'
Issue #22: 10/13/2003
» PAUL BOSTAPH SCHEDULES BACK SURGERY TO AVOID DOING THE DISHES
» SANCTUARY SLATES REISSUE OF 'CHINESE DEMOCRACY'
» PAUL STANLEY TIME-TRAVELS FROM 2027 TO STOP KISS REUNION TOUR
» HAIR METAL DID NOT EXIST, HAIR FARMERS REVEAL
» METAL FAN BEEN MEANING TO CHECK OUT SAXON SINCE 1987
Issue #21: 9/29/2003
» CELEBRITY DEATHS FORCE S.O.D. REUNION
» WINO TO STONER SCENE: STOP STEALING MY BASSIST'S LUNCH MONEY
» BLUE OYSTER CULT DIES IN PLANE CRASH, DRUNK DUMBASS INSISTS
» SIX NEW SIDE PROJECTS FORMED DURING DOLLAR BEER NIGHT
» MARTY FRIEDMAN CREEPS OUT JAPAN
Issue #20: 9/2/03
» MOTLEY CRUE REJECTED BOX SET TITLES REVEALED
» DEATH METAL-TO-ENGLISH TRANSLATOR RELEASED FOR WINDOWS PC'S
» LACUNA COIL 'NOT JUST ABOUT CRISTINA' CLAIMS SOME DUDE IN LACUNA COIL
» CHICK WITH DREADLOCKS AT SHOW SO TOTALLY UPSTAGING OTHER CHICK WITH DREADLOCKS AT SHOW
» SALIVA ACTUALLY BELIEVE THEY DRAW SOME PEOPLE TO KISS/AEROSMITH SHOWS
Issue #19: 8/20/2003
» WARREL DANE COMMENTS ON BIG BLACKOUT OF 2003
» OZZY FULFILLS CANCER PATIENT'S WISH TO HEAR 'FIRE IN THE SKY' RUINED
» MANOWAR STILL CLAIMING 'BITCHIN' POWER CHORD' CAUSED BLACKOUT
» HALFORD TRAINING TO KEEP UP WITH PRIEST'S HECTIC SCHEDULE
» AMNESTY INTERNATIONAL SPEAKS OUT ON BEHALF OF M.O.D.
Issue #18: 8/11/2003
» EDDIE VAN HALEN TRADING VH VOCAL POSITION FOR BOOZE
» HIGH PRESSURE SYSTEM HOVERS OVER BRIDES OF DESTRUCTION
» IRON MAIDEN TO DEBUT NEW DRUMMER
» VIO-LENCE, EXHORDER REISSUES DO IN EBAY METALLER
» PISSANT SINGER IN PISSANT TOWN QUITS PISSANT BAND, SENDS PRESS RELEASE TO BLABBERMOUTH
Issue #17: 8/5/2003
» 'TARD ULRICH' CREATOR DAY LATE, DOLLAR SHORT
» FANS PLEAD WITH TOMMY LEE: 'DON'T FORGET THE BITCH-PUNCHING'
» LA LA LA LA, NU-METAL'S LAST WAVE CAN'T HEAR YOU
» BRITNY FOX SUES FOX NEWS CHANNEL
» DIAMOND DAVE SWEEPS 'DIAMOND DAVE AWARDS'
Issue #16: 7/14/2003
» HALFORD, PRIEST REUNITE OVER 'HARPO-PHOBIA'
» JAYNE ANDREWS TAKES OVER INFERNAL COMBUSTION
» RIPPER'S OLD BANDMATE GRATEFUL FOR CALLER ID
» ZAKK WYLDE TALKS ABOUT SOMETHING ELSE
» SUM 41 TRYING TOO HARD FOR METAL CRED
Issue #15: 6/30/2003
» PETER STEELE PROTESTS A BIT TOO MUCH
» CENTURY MEDIA 'NOT SHORTCHANGING NEVERMORE' FOR FINAL ALBUM
» TORONTO SICKENED BY CANADIAN BANDS AT SARS BENEFIT
» RAY ALDER PREPARES FOR SUMMER OF BITCHING FROM JOHN ARCH FANS
» ZINE WRITER DENIES KISSING ASS FOR FREE PROMOS, RELEASES 'TOP 400 OF FIRST HALF OF 2003'
Issue #14: 6/23/2003
» MOTLEY CRUE MEMBERS COMPETE TO BE MOST DELUSIONAL
» NATION ROCKED BY 'TURF WARS' AMONG STREET TEAMS
» JERRY ONLY QUITS MISFITS, 'TOTALLY LEGIT' NEW LINEUP TO TOUR
» AXL ROSE DIES, NO-SHOWS FUNERAL
» CLARK BROWN STILL KEEPING SCHEDULE OPEN FOR G//Z/R REUNION
Issue #13: 6/10/2003
» WORLD IN CHAOS AS INTERNET MELTS DOWN UNDER WEIGHT OF 'ST. ANGER' BITCHING
» POISON HATER CREATES THORNLESS ROSE
» SHARON OSBOURNE PLANS BASH FOR JACK'S REHAB EXIT
» ZINE WRITER'S FAVORITE BAND DUBBED 'WORST BAND EVER' AFTER INTERVIEW MISSED
» EXODUS RECRUIT EX-SKYCLAD PUNSTER TO HELP WITH LYRICS
Issue #12: 6/3/2003
» JON SCHAFFER CAN'T NOT GET THE LAST WORD
» AXL ROSE, EDDIE VAN HALEN COMMISERATE OVER BAND PROBLEMS
» YELPY GUY PRETTY SURE HE'S STILL IN HASTE
» SANCTUARY SIGNS YOU
» THE RETURN OF METAL HAIKU
Issue #11: 5/26/2003
» NOBODY TELLING AL JOURGENSEN IT'S 2003
» FRED DURST LINKED TO AVRIL LAVIGNE, 'LIZZIE McGUIRE' GIRL, 6-YEAR-OLD
» JAPANESE BANDS FAIL TO GAIN RESPECT IN AMERICA DUE TO COMICAL 'ENGRISH'
» JAYNE ANDREWS HOLDS PRESS CONFERENCE AT RIPPER OWENS COVER BAND GIG TO DENY RIPPER IN COVER BAND
» DAN LILKER WAKES UP IN NUCLEAR ASSAULT AFTER BENDER
Issue #10: 5/19/2003
» GODSMACK KEEPS THE FLAME OF UNDERGROUND METAL BURNING
» SECULAR METAL FAN MADE UNCOMFORTABLE BY TOURNIQUET DRUMMER
» BLABBERMOUTH GUY 'WAY TOO EXCITED' ABOUT INFLAMMATORY NEWS BITS
» BAND ENTERS STUDIO FREDMAN
» UPCOMING WEEKEND CONTAINS NO FEST
Issue #9: 4/29/2003
» 'TICKLE ME ANSELMO' DOLLS DUE OUT FOR CHRISTMAS 2003
» SICK OF IT ALL WANTS TERM LIMITS FOR 'DOWN FOR LIFE' OATH
» JARVIS SHAMBOE: GETTING MY WAR ON!
» OZZY OSBOURNE 'REALLY DIGS' NEW SONG WITH OZZY-LIKE VOCALS ON BLACK LABEL SOCIETY CD
» ZINE WRITER WASTES RARE SLASH INTERVIEW BY NAME-CHECKING UNSIGNED HARDCORE BANDS
Issue #8: 4/23/2003
» TED NUGENT PERSUADED NOT TO DECLARE WAR ON IRAQ
» AGORAPHOBIC NOSEBLEED WRITES SONG OF NEGATIVE LENGTH
» PAUL DI'ANNO STILL FINDING UNIQUE WAYS TO WRING MONEY FROM MAIDEN LEGACY
» NO SHORTAGE OF HOMOEROTIC IMAGERY AT HARD ROCK SHOW
» NEWSTED JOINS TESTAMENT, SAVATAGE, 'TONIGHT SHOW' BAND
Issue #7: 3/24/2003
» UNLEASHED FRONTMAN TIME-TRAVELS TO VIKING ERA, SHITS PANTS
» AC/DC HALL OF FAME INDUCTION MARRED BY PEDOPHILIA, KROKUS
» MORTICIAN ON HIATUS UNTIL NEW THESAURUS CAN BE FOUND
» METAL WRITER INSISTS ON LISTING BLUT AUS NORD AS RESUME REFERENCE
» MUSTAINE TO WORLD: 'JUST KIDDING!'
Issue #6: 3/17/2003
» OVERKILL: LAST THREE ALBUMS WERE BLANK CD'S
» NAZI BLACK METAL CIRCLE VOTES FOR ETHNIC CLEANSING, DENTAL PLAN
» ICED EARTH MAINMAN ALREADY STOCKPILING COMPLAINTS ABOUT NEW LABEL
» METAL SLUDGE FAN PUTS MORE THOUGHT INTO ?SLUDGE NAME? THAN BABY'S
» RUSH FAN ANNOYS FRIENDS WITH PEART FIXATION
Issue #5: 3/10/2003
» MILANO, IAN SQUABBLE OVER CUSTODY OF SARGENT 'D'
» NEW MODEL ARMY STILL DISAPPOINTING METALHEADS
» EXODUS MEMBERS FIRE SOUZA, LOSE OWN JOBS
» PROG FANS RIOT AS TUESDAY BRINGS NO NEW DREAM THEATER SIDE PROJECT RELEASE
» METAL FANS SCANDALIZED, JEALOUS OVER LONGLEY'S PORN PAST
Issue #4: 2/25/2003
» JACK RUSSELL: 'IS IT TIME TO MOVE ON YET?'
» KING FOWLEY WON'T LET NEAR-FATAL CLOT STOP METAL, SHIT-TALKING
» KELLY OSBOURNE 'SUCH A FATASS,' CLAIMS FATASS
» SYMPHORCE FRONTMAN ADMITS PLAGIARISM, TAKES IT TO NEXT LEVEL
» GRAVE CONTEMPLATING RETURN TO THE GRAVE
Issue #3: 2/17/2003
» DOZENS INJURED AS YNGWIE-INSPIRED 'PICK KICKING' SWEEPS NATION
» DAN SPITZ FORBIDDEN TO USE THE TERM 'SUPERGROUP'
» RAZZLE, SKYLAR NEIL SHARE HOUSE ON 'THE SURREAL AFTERLIFE'
» BEATLES FOLLOW DOORS' LEAD, REFORM WITH ENUFF Z'NUFF MEMBERS
» METAL SNIGLETS
Issue #2: 2/10/03
» 'MATURING' ANDREW W.K. TO RELEASE PARTY CONCEPT ALBUM
» BON JOVI TO PERFORM 'IT'S MY LIFE' ANYTIME, ANYWHERE
» 'TAD DOYLESTOWN' RESTAURANT CLOSES AFTER ONLY 3 DAYS
» STRATOVARIUS HATCH BOLD PLAN TO ELIMINATE FILE-SHARING, FANS
» DRUMMER BREAKS UP WITH GIRLFRIEND/ MANAGER/ ACCOUNTANT/ BOOKER/ CHAUFFEUR/ DRUM TECH/ SECRETARY/ COOK/ WEBMASTER/ LANDLORD
Issue #1: 2/3/2003
» IC SIGNS WITH ROADRUNNER, OVERCOMPENSATES TO MAINTAIN 'CRED'
» KISS KRAP SOLD ONLINE BY BAND
» JACKYL VOWS ALLEGIANCE TO WAR ON TERROR, PROMISES MORE SHITTY REDNECK ANTHEMS
» "SUFFO" GUY SAYING "IMMO" NOW, TOO
» USED CD STORES COLLAPSING UNDER WEIGHT OF 1-CD


FEAR FACTORY
"Archetype"


MACHINE HEAD
"Through the Ashes of Empires"


KATAKLYSM
"Serenity In Fire"


TAD MOROSE
"Modus Vivendi"


VOMITORY
"Primal Massacre"



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