Music | "Woke Up This Morning" - Nickelback

Somehow I got thrown into a site that told me the "good news" that you had recently gotten picked up for a DUI. Chad, kindly don't pull a Michael Jackson on me and the rest of the people who really appreciate you, Mike, Daniel and your present second guitar (much less your family) and pull this kind of kaka again. I speak from no pedestal, but you darned well know that there is absolutely no excuse for this (if it's true). You're an adult. If you enjoy hangovers, be my guest. If you like jail, the same applies. If you don't want to put on airs and rent a limo, I understand. And I realize that with that wonderful collection of classic cars you've earned and worked hard for, that's your preferred mode of travel. Did they suspend your license? Now we are moving up to "Animals." I could just whip your bottem with a wet Q-tip for this. Make a firm decision, if not for yourself, then for Marianne and Joey, you sometimes moron, not under any circumstances to do this again. My guess is that you were pulled over for speeding, and they got you when they caught a whiff. I know that it's extremely difficult to unwind after concerts, especially now that you are so popular and the pressure is on. Lighten up on yourself, you donkey butt.