Bolt your doors, seal off your windows, and turn off your radio – it's a scary world out there, full of mindless zombies and equally mindless rockstars, self-righteously preaching and self-indulgently whining to the herd. But help is on the way... The first step in saving yourself, read the new Wednesday 13 bio, now playing in Wednesday's BIO section. And don't forget to check out the Wednesday 13 "Buried By Christmas" ECARD. Wednesday 13 Transylvania 90210: Songs of Death, Dying and the Dead coming this April