Doug Stanhope's final onstage performance of 2012 will be at the Rialto Theater in Tucson, Arizona on Saturday, December 1. The show will also feature a very special contest, to determine "The Funniest Person In Arizona." Contestants will have one minute to deliver their material, at which point they will be judged by what Stanhope openly admits will be "a panel of completely unqualified judges using a scorecard of random, superfluous criteria." The winner will get to deliver an opening set, on the spot, for (again, his words) "shit money."

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Doug Stanhope's latest CD/DVD set, Before Turning the Gun On Himself..., is available everywhere now - get it on iTunes or from Amazon!