Well, first off, thanks go to Revolver and Guitar World Magazines for sponsoring the upcoming Roadrunner Road Rage Tour which is going to start in just over one week. Acts on the Road Rage tour are Fear Factory, Machine Head, Chimaira, Ill Nino. Now, speaking of Revolver Magazine, tomorrow (09/11) is the street date for their second issue. Our very own Marketing Matt handed out a packet this morning showing some highlights of this upcoming issue concerning Roadrunner. Check this out: 1 - Very special thanks to the cat that goes by "Maximumknot1". In the Hell Bent For Letters section of Revolver this month, your letter was published, the one that starts out "I'm a frequent visitor to Roadrunnerrecords.com..." We trust you are reading this, so want to tell you THANKS! 2 - Ill Nino. You'll find a cool piece on this band in the issue, nothing more cool than the title - New Jersey Finally Produces More Than A Foul Stench. That's good! That's good! Now tell us J-E-R-S-E-Y, do they lie??? Oh, and one last comment, actually a quote. Ill Nino drummer Dave Chavarri confesses in this piece that "the worst thing about being in a band with six members is trying to get into the shower before it's totally jizzed up..." Words of wisdom Dave, words of wisdom. 3 - Machine Head. An interview with Robert Flynn and Ahrue Luster. They talk about shit ranging from the upcoming Supercharger release to why Logan left the band to stalkers to Robert's nose ring... 4 - Coal Chamber. Finally, a recent pic of Dez whilst in the studio. Dude, we have yet to even get one here on our site. What's up with that??? Anyway, Dez tells the latest about their upcoming Dark Days release, "This is who we are - Dark Days is the Coal Chamber bible." 5 - Porn. Ahhh yes, we are getting closer and closer, the mentions of porn on this site have been getting more frequent. This mention brings us to Revolver's Rock T-Shirt Of The Month feature. The t-shirt is none other than a King Diamond shirt (yes). The chick wearing it is none other than Tabitha Stevens, porn superstar hottie...ahh, the stories that could be told right now. Great pic. But don't get too excited for her web address. It has already been checked out, and unless you are willing to spend money, ya ain't seeing shit! All the love still goes to Tabitha... 6 - Fear Factory. Yes, the best has been saved for last...you have to check out this interview with Dino and Burton, detailing everything you ever needed to know about strippers and porn stars. It'll set ya straight, put a smile on your face, and make your imagination run. Dino's words here are blunt and candid...gets us thinking about a possible new feature to our site...we'll keep ya posted. by the way, Revolver did an ecard for this issue, which actually features music from Ill Nino that is not on our site. Check it out HERE oh, and thanks to Marketing Matt for compiling these pages from the upcoming Revolver which both visually and verbally brought on a smile...