Hola fuCKYero’s,

Hopefully you are holding a copy of CKY’s Carver City in yer happy hands, or there is one resting somewhere near you. Hopefully you’ve had time to get really acquainted with it (triple digit listens?) and you are super stoked about some of the best music that exists outside of raindrops and whale songs.

I am now going to provide yer asses with Tour Dates for the second leg of the North American Carver City tour. Pre-sale tickets for all these shows go on sale Wednesday May 20th and can be obtained thru https://tixx1.artistarena.com/cky/ (LOGIN: CKY
PASSWORD: TICKETS):

Tue 21 Jul 2009
Tempe, AZ
The Clubhouse

Wed 22 Jul 2009
Farmington, NM
Gators Bar and Grill

Fri 24 Jul 2009
Dallas, TX
Granada Theatre

Sat 25 Jul 2009
San Antonio, TX
White Rabbit

Sun 26 Jul 2009
Houston, TX, USA
The Meridian

Tue 28 Jul 2009
Fort Lauderdale, FL
The Culture Room

Wed 29 Jul 2009
Orlando, Fl
The Social

Fri 31 Jul 2009
Atlanta, GA
The Loft at Center Stage Atlanta

Sat 01 Aug 2009
Sauget, IL
Pop's

Sun 02 Aug 2009
Milwaukee, WI
The Rave

Mon 03 Aug 2009
Saint Paul, MN
Station 4

Wed 05 Aug 2009
Chicago, IL
House of Blues - Chicago

Thu 06 Aug 2009
Cleveland, OH
Peabody's

Fri 07 Aug 2009
Detroit, MI
St. Andrews Hall

Sat 08 Aug 2009
Pittsburgh, PA
Mr. Smalls Theatre

Sun 09 Aug 2009
Buffalo, NY
Xtreme Wheels

Mon 10 Aug 2009
Towson, MD
Recher Theatre

Tue 11 Aug 2009
Norfolk, VA
The Norva

Thu 13 Aug 2009
New York, NY
Blender Theatre at Gramercy

Fri 14 Aug 2009
Boston, MA
Paradise Rock Club

Sat 15 Aug 2009
Philadelphia, PA
Theater of Living Arts

Remember, all Pre-sale tickets give you early entry and a free MP3 download of "Hellions on Parade,"so you can be right up in front of the boys that heap rock ‘n’ roll thunder down into your heads. You know what that means? It means go get them now! It means if yer near any of these venues…within a hundred miles or so, get up and go see the best live band since Alice Cooper broke a hip. Get em at  https://tixx1.artistarena.com/cky/

Stay plugged into the interweb, because there’s more good stuff coming in a couple days.

You did buy Carver City right? I don’t mean just illegally download it…I meant purchased its physical form. If not, you are missing out on the album of the year, and hell, all the years until CKY puts out another album. Don’t play the fool, play Carver City on repeat at exceedingly high volume, just like I do.

- ringosuicide, The CKY Alliance