It's Christmas Eve, and we know you're sick of hearing all those jingling bells and holiday songs in every establishment you walk into, so for today's edition of Opening the Crypts, we're giving you King Diamond's anti-christmas song "No Presents For Christmas."
For those of you "celebrating" the bah-humbug spirit, and for those of you looking to shred while still being festive, this one's for you!
Happy Holidays!