Last year, Spin magazine gathered seven of the grossest stories from Slipknot's history, as related by Corey Taylor, M. Shawn "Clown" Crahan, and Sid Wilson. Some of them are just kind of off-putting; others are straight-up nasty. We'll leave it to you to decide which ones fall into which category, but here are a few sample titles:

The One With The Fans Who Maybe Should Wash More
The One With The Pee
The One With The Decaying Human Femur

Go read the whole thing.

Slipknot tour dates run through August 18; find a show near you, and maybe you'll come home with a story of your own!

The first-ever Slipknot compilation, Antennas to Hell, will be in stores July 24, but you can pre-order it now on iTunes. You can also get a deluxe three-disc version, which includes a DVD containing every one of the band's videos and much more, from the Roadrunner webstore!